How do deal with crazy ex gf? Short of cutting all ties with

>>740265547
Get back in bed with her 1 last time.
Steal her phone and be gone.

>>740265631
fucking legit.

>>740265631
thread

Firstly bro, good job on getting rid of her this bitch is toxic. Wouldn't fuck a 9/10 that had brain aids like that. Because she has dirt on you, stick on good terms don't try and fuck her over else you'll come off worst off- especially considering he seems like a psycho hoe. Give her the 30 seconds and explain to her some really shitty reason why you don't want to be with her without saying that she's a freak.

>>740265547
ignore her. you only feed people like this and they keep coming back over and over and over. you'll never get rid of her if you respond

delete/block her on everything, ghost her shit

You shouldn't of been a fag and treated her right. You're a piece of crap now deal with the situation you caused

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>>740265547
Post nudes+nigger=solution

Is she hot? And why did you break up with her?

>>740265631
Yo, that's a good tip.

>>740265913
>answered

idiot.

>>740265852
Really? I have yet to ghost somebody. I took her virginity, was her first boyfriend.


There is a part of me that feels as if it's immoral to completely cut contact with her. Especially when she is this volatile. It's new.

>>740266032
>Especially when she is this volatile.

WHEN SOMEONE IS THIS VOLATILE, THAT'S WHEN YOU CUT CONTACT.

fucking LISTEN or you WILL REGRET IT. LAST advice that I give you.

She needs your sperm. Give it to her so she can feel OK for like 5 minutes.

>>740266032
>volatile
>just wants attention

Ftfy, now post noods faggot OP...

>>740266032
Become a cuck. Let her fuck other men, you'll enjoy it too!

>>740265547
Holy fuck it's like my ex right now.
Walls of text if I ignore her.
>YOURE FUCKING XXXX ARENT YOU

Yes I am you crazy cunt.

I think you need to elaborate on the whole situation to get a proper advice. Greentext dood

>>740265913
Simply send her the number of your area's Suicide Hotline and tell her you're not going to reply to any more of her texts. Then don't reply to any more texts. If she starts threatening suicide again, don't respond to her number, call her mum or the police instead. Keep all her messages saved as evidence in case she starts to go mega-crazy. She is no longer your issue, dude. Move on.

jfc tell her to fuck off mate. quit being a pussy.

>>740265725
>>740265740
>>740265980

The shit I said is shit 16 year olds do. It's cancer.

Tell her to delete your phone number

Post

>>740265888
Trips of truth you fuck

She knows what you jack off too, is what you're saying. You're fucked m8

>>740266334
Nudes

>>740266344
It runs deeper than that, but yes. You are right.

>>740266473
Oh lemme guess, you like being pegged?

I love girls that are like that. Whether or not I like them, it's huge turn on to have girls act like this toward me. Also stalker girls.

>>740266473
So you want to fuck a tranny or have already.

>>740265547

Doctor here,

she just needs a good dicking

sperm contains vitamins and minerals that women need to function correctly

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>>740266609
>>740266555
No.

She knows what I'm into.

It's just apparently she got into my phone while I was sleeping one night. She has a lot of info on me.

>>740266600
Agreed.

Why did you break up?

>>740265547
>>740266032
If you want a serious advice, the solution is to talk her out of this. It's painful yes, but if you still value ethics as you seem to do, it's the only way to go. Ignoring never really works with obsessions or worse, women. Attacking her won't work either, it might even make her like you more. If you polarize and avoid the situation instead of diffusing it, she may become 'dangerous'.

How to talk things out? Circumvent the issue. Bore her, act stupid, waste time, disorient her. Maybe even reverse psychology, go nuts and scream how much you want her. Not sure what will work with yours, but I had to work through 3 years of trying everything (except going to the police) with mine. After 15 times of her saying ''OK I won't bother you again'' she finally stopped.

Good luck.

>tl:dr
Talk to her or contact a lawyer.

>>740266473
Look man, it sounds like you're pretty young. Everybody is into weird shit- the people that freak me out the most are the ones who reckon they don't fap at all. If she has pictures of you doing kinky things and threatens to release them, go to the police. If she actually does release them, wear the shame and people will forget about it soon enough and start to resent her instead for being so petty (then get the cops involved anyway). Shame is only shameful if you let it affect you. Whatever her evidence against you is, putting up with this bullshit is far too high a price to pay for it.

>>740266908
Make up lies
Make fake text messages with your friends and use it as dirt

>>740265547

google the "Gray Rock Method"

don't cut her off, but instead answer in very short, generic responses. give her no information.

be as boring as you can be, she'll eventually go away

>>740265694
"Mai diprission haz nevur bin thiz bad" "am going 2 hurt miself" wow what a fucking psycho

>>740266173
Don't be a cuck

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57 missed calls in one day

>>740265547
Ok, then explain the dirt and we can give you a better round of advise. It has to do with animal pron doesn't it.

get a call recording app

>>740267109
Fucking amazing idea. If she ever tries to put me on blast then I may have resort to this.

>>740267271
We're all cucks here; there's NOTHING wrong with being a cuck, name a single reason that proves otherwise.

>>740267206
You're a genius. Do this, OP!

It's obvious it gives her some high/joy to be with you.
So, do what I did. Tell her she answers to you only now. You're her boss. That basically means you do whatever you like, you make the rules and she asnwers.

Therefore, you will talk to her whenever you like. She will keep getting that high over and over and you won't even need to talk to her, just fuck her from time to time and give her the attention the stupid cunt craves.

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>>740266908

I mean i suppose you deserve it by making your phones a part of eachothers day and by automation she has to know your pass or you must be hiding something

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Her mom also sent me a text.

I don't think she has told her mom have we been have been broken up for months.

>>740267509
Actually what happened was she gave me two Klonipin and I slept so hard she was able to use my thumbprint to unlock my phone.

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>>740267613

Why dont u just tell her mom that you broke up and her daughter cant get over it? then it can be her problem, send her a pic of all the texts the daughter sent to you.

legit give me an answer to this.

>>740267498
That's how you end up with an "accidental" kid. The moment she starts feeling needy again, she'll sabotage the birth control. NEVER stick your dick in crazy.

>>740267817
Woah. Fucking hell.............

>>740267865
Well if you use common sense you can't start threads on /b/ for the lulz.

>>740267082

kek I don't fap at all. 100% honest truth.

>>740266032
You're doing the right thing. Just don't say anything that gives her the impression you're interested. Especially, because she's looking for any kind of hint to latch into, and that would just string her along. Eventually she'll realize she's being crazy and she'll move on. How long ago was the breakup? Seems fresh.

Just keep doing what you're doing.

Ghost that broad.

Nothing good cam come from trying to negotiate with an emotionally compromised psycho.

Good luck /b/ro

>>740267865
In reality, I have been stringing her along recently and still fucking her.

I just recently tried to cut contact with her for good, and she can't handle it. Even though we have been actually broken up for months. I don't think it's my position to tell her mom something that my ex hasn't chosen to tell her.

>>740267613
Tell her mum you've been broken up for months and send her all the pictures you just sent us. Then advise her to take her daughter to therapy before you start considering a restraining order for harassment. Top it off with the pic of 57 calls in one day as proof. Boom. Now everything is out in the open and your exes family can be in charge of her support.

>>740267987
Breakup was in March. We still had sex and basically kept up a friendship up until this month.


I apologized for leading her on and tried to cut contact about 72 hours ago. So it is fresh.

>>740268125
You made your bed, now lay in it
Enjoy the crazy bitch you created

>>740268125
That's your problem man. Quit fucking her!!! Women attach everything to sex and you're stringing her along.

>>740268125
Ah, well knowing this now you deserve it. Enjoy the crazy you caused.

>>740267613

tell mom that you will get back together with Taylor if mom joins in a threesome with you

post results

>>740268258
Give it time then man. Like a couple of weeks. But, don't string her along or it's endless!! You can't have it both ways.

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>>740268125

pffff im out of this thread

kys op

>>740268418
Bump

>>740268125
Dude. You can't be "actually broken up" and still fucking her. That's not how the female mind works. Grow the fuck up and deal with your situation like a man. Be friendly, be firm, show no interest, and she'll move on.

>>740265547
JOEY

Beta > Joey

Disclaimer: the screenshots aren't all necessarily in order, and of course lack the full context.

These are all communications from the past couple days. I realize now you can't fuck a girl and sell her a fake future and then leave her.

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My stalker ex. Hunts me down in shopping centers. Follows my new girlfriend around. One second friendly the other second shes being freaky.

>>740268905
Aww, OP learnt something. I'm so proud of you.

>>740265547
Are you surprised shes upset when you fully ignore her when shes still in love with you? How would you act if it was the other way around lol.. Dude you need talk about it, tell her about your feelings and why you choose this way.

Well, you're a dick for fucking her after the breakup. Recent exes cannot handle being fuckbuddies and I'm pretty sure you knew that. That being said, she's insane and likely to do some flashy "suicide attempt" that was never meant to work just to get your attention. Stop texting her, start texting her mother. Tell the woman what really happened and when the breakup was, then inform the woman that her daughter has been making self-harm threats and that you are concerned but do not want to get involved as you are part of the problem and need to distance yourself for her sake. Your chapter in this poor girl's life is over, leave before shit gets scary.

>>740268418
I basically just sent her a text that said I'm not sure how her daughter acting and I'm not sure what she has said to you.


I did inform her mom that we haven't communicated in the past few days.

>>740265888
Nigga what? You don't know the story; how do you know OP did anything uncool to her?

>>740266173
Jesus, Bettendorf. Go to bed

>>740267244
I'm scared.

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>>740266857
>this
>female hysteria is real, the treatment just wasn't effective enough
>now it's called feminism

>>740266857
I have been dicking her down

>>740265547
>She has a lot of dirt on me
Get back with her, destroy the evidence and break up with her.
>move towns

>>740268125
Was on your side until this post. Turns out it's actually your fault. Good job.

>>740269821
/thread

>>740269821
Couldn't agree more.
You fucked up OP and deserve every bit of shit coming your way

>>740270021
I said /thread
Move along

>>740269821
yeah, thread ends here
OP deserves every shit coming to him

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>>740266154

>>7402701
They were broken up!!!


It just seems like she can't handle being plated

Here's the solution OP. It'll be easy.

>First off, tell her you can get back together, but you can't live together.
>Second, listen to the cucks, and tell her you want her to cuck you.
>Tell her you want her to get pregnant from a stranger.
>When she does, get her fingerprints on a knife.
>Slash your forearm while wearing a glove.
>Call the police.
>Get a restraining order.
>She can't DNA test you into child support.
>win win

>>740270615
That's the thing. Some of the dirt she has on my involves us talking about GF sharing/swinging.

I just don't want her to blow the whistle on our kinks and the way I treated her sometimes

Don't answer. Tell her if she keeps talking to you, you'll file harassment charges. If she talks about you, ignore it. It's really the only thing to do.

I'm sorry you gotta deal with this. We've all been there.

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>>740265547
YOU COME HERE? WITHOUT NUDES? EXPECTING HELP?

ARE YOU TROLLING? THIS IS NO GAME, BOE! THIS IS NO GAME!

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>>740270813
Ahh, so you really are a cuck. Fair enough. Kill her, then. No other choice.

>pic related, easy disposal

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>>740271092
NOT EVEN TELLIN US WHAT HAPPEND?. NOT EVEN TELLING US WHAT DIRT SHE HAS ON YOU? IS THIS EVEN SOMETHING?

>>740271367

He explains the dirt here:
>>740270813

And what happened was, he broke up with her, pity fucked her a few times, and now she's desperate and crazy. Not that hard to figure out.

>>740265547
ITT: OP calls his ex crazy after he continues to fuck with her and cheat with someone else, then can't figure out why she's upset

Fucking kys you sociopath, you're no better than the common slut anyways

>>740266908
So you're texting a dude while with this girl? She must have had a right to be suspicious

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>>740271125
>>740271367
Dirt like this

>>740270813
Seriously, who the fuck even cares. END IT. Find a chick that wants to fuck other guys. Shouldn't be that difficult to find.

>>740271715
It's a girl I was seeing with a false contact name. In case she saw her texting or calling

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>>740271551
that shit isn't dirt. He's just a little asshole. Fuck that, everyone is a little asshole about something. Move on

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>>740271730
>Cuck
Regardless just embrace it, my girlfriend knows I wank it to tentacle porn. People just like different things don't be scared of it.

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>>740265547
>Joey

>>740271730
Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahah fucking cuck getting what he deserves!

>>740267291
Restraining order

>>740266153
This. This guy fucks.

>>740271730
kek'd, this gotta be trolling. Where is your self esteem, dude?. You are so low a woman's pleasure is more importante that your whole persona

>>740272634
That's the thing. We weren't dating at the time. I just wanted to record her and make hot videos.

>>740267613
Send her mom a dick pic.

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>>740271730

>>740272780
Who didn't rape this girl as a child? She is the craziest bitch I've seen. Even stabbing you in your sleep would make more logical sense than the way she acts.

>>740272780
>we weren't dating
>help me fuck my girlfriend

What the fuck is the real deal you cuck?

>>740273054
For the sake of the advertisement, it's easier to say GF than it is to explain what our current relationship was

>>740272780
why didn't you recorded her while just fucking her?. Because you're just a cuck. Now post some nudes and redeem yourself if you're "so not into her"

>>740271730
A FUCKING CUCK. HAAHAHA FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS TRASH.
You don't even deserve love. You're the worst beta shit ever. You wan't to watch while somebody fucks the person who makes you feel special?. Disgusting

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>>740273214
She posted this photo originally so I think it's technically okay for me to redistribute.

>>740273175
Bullshit.
"Looking for a guy willing to fuck beautiful girl on camera. Camera man will be present, but won't get involved."

People don't give a shit about how you know her. She could be a hooker, they don't fucking care.

>>740265631
Do this Joey

>>740273622
fuck that. You wanted to tape her fucking another guy but you can't share her nudes. That's how beta you're. She's waaaaay before you in your mind

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>>740271730

CUCK
U
C
K

>>740271730
OP I literally saw this when you guys posted it. Any result?

>>740273903
>using you're at the end of a sentence

Can I change the subject for a few posts to reflect on this nigger?

>>740274055

That chick looks like a fucking trap. Look at dat man face!

>>740265547
I've got a solution for you. Send her over to me. I love crazy women. She will forget all about you and I will dick her up nicely. Win win.

>>740273903
Na. The gf sharing thing was my idea first. Not into cuckolding ( humiliation and stuff)

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>>740274055
Why does this make me laugh so hard?

I actually kinda feel bad for her

>>740265547
>cutting all ties with her
>She has a lot of dirt on me
Kill yourself. Only way out.

>>740273662
There was going to be some hand holding / kissing and if I didn't like just watching I could have joined

>>740274814
Why? She is cucking him..

>>740274561
>not into humiliation
>doesn't want to share this info with family

Hmm. Why? Not because it's humiliating right? Face it, you're a cuck.

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>>740265547
JOEY

>>740268125

Yeah, na, you're a cunt.

>>740273262
My thoughts exactly. This chick deserves a strong man that will keep her safe and spank her ass when she gets out of line.

OP tried to turn her into a whore. He's a disgusting human being.

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Fuck you OP, ya cuck.

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>>740274893
>hand holding / kissing
>while he's fucking her
>not a cuck
>mfw

>>740271730

FUCKING CUCK LMAO

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>>740275139
fucking this!

>>740274939
Well he encouraged it. She clearly loves the poor cunt and wanted to make him feel good.

>>740265888
>t. Taylor

Show a face pic of the bitch cmon joey

>>740275398
Lmfao

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Im not a cuck!!!11111

>>740265547
>>740271730

Where did you come from
Where did you go
Where did you come from
Cuckingeye Joe

Let's see her tits Joey come on bro

>>740276111
check em op, then show tits you fucking degenerate

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>>740276183

The way she texts reminds me of my ex... The same "what did I do wrong, baby please just talk to me"... Feels man...

>>740276055
Sensible chuckle

>>740276408
I'd fuck it

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>>740275872
>i'm not guys

>>740271730
Nevermind, I felt bad for you but you can handle this yourself you fucking faggot. nigger cuck.

>>740274291
like you wouldnt be licking her pussy dumbass

I bet even fat chicks would make you horny

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>>740271730
You cuck. You cucked yourself.

>>740276540
Shopped, I can tell by the pixels

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>>740276761

>>740265547
Do what I did. Tell her go ahead and do whatever you think you need to, if I don't see you in the news in a few days I'll know you've moved on and are okay.

Bye

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>>740276819
Nice

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>>740276819

>>740276408
She's so hot. Why share her?

>>740276408

nice, i'd enjoy being her bitch slave

>>740265547
Seriously the best thing to do is keep talking to her but be really really boring and she'll lose interest in you and keep slightly annoying her without making her really mad

That's not dirt. Not saying you're man of the year, but it is what it is. If you feel the need to respond to make it clear it's over, go for it. Personally I'd just block every number till she gets the point (I've been there, 34 numbers later she got the point).

>>740276408
Damn op she is hot

Is it still cuckin if they aren't the together? She sounds desperate enough to do it now if it meant keeping op

>>740277539
actual good advice, be the most boring motherfucker ever, or be yourself, tell her you browse 4chan and hate niggers and fap to lolis, should sort this mess out

>>740277872
No. She is definitely into it. Before and after breakup.

>>740277770
She is

>>740274965
>>740271730
still no answer, OP?

>>740278895
It's just deviant behavior I don't want people on campus to know about.

Tell her you are sorry and invite her to a romantic dinner on a roof to enjoy the night view, when she arrives hug her from the back and then push her off the roof. Everybody will think that she killed herself becouse she was depressed. Make sure to do it quickly so she has no time to fight back, so you dont leave marks on her or she has your skin under her nails. The end.

>>740278987
Lie then. lie Lie LIE.
Make her come off as some psycho (you've got the texts and call logs). It's her word against yours

>>740278987
To be fair, that CL ad you posted isn't exactly damning evidence. Is there any dirt with your actual name on it?

>>740266132
Son, change ur number. Or sleep with her, get into her phone and delete all her texts and calls to you, and erase ur contact in her phone. You'd need about 10mins alone to do this. When she's showering?

>>740279268
>>740279359
>>740279631
It's all on her google drive or photo vault.

I see what you are saying about the ad. Thanks. I will just claim everything is fake

>>740274580
:^) heheh

>4'11"
You knew what you were getting into, OP.

You have to break her. No one will believe her if you drive her insane. Explain to her that she's yours, but you aren't hers. That she's your fucktoy and your slave, and that she'll do whatever you ask her to do. That if you hear any complaints, you're done. You're thinking about walking away anyway. Then piss in her mouth and fuck her in the ass. It won't take too much of this before she hates you, or hates herself for loving you, or whatever. Just don't give her any more incriminating texts, and when she's crazy, people will assume she's just crazy.

Protip: it doesn't matter what you've done, she's gonna start lying anyway

>>740280299
Thanks bro

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>>740275066
Supid man. Thats universally stupid.

>>740271367
Fucking hell! Sauce? Please?

>>740265547
>hiding her picture

you are a 12th degree faggot arent you?

>>740276408
Post more, please.

If I get dubs, OP just sends her a smiley face, pls deliver

>>740280717
I will

>>740280752
send it now, post proof/result

>>740265694
>Walla

Her texts literally remind me of my CURRENT girlfriend. I'm too much of a pussy to leave when she starts threatening to harm herself

>>740281167
Yep. I have left her though, I just don't know how much I should be ignoring her.