What does /b do for a living? I fill vending machines.

>>740148173
My job is a little complex.

I am paid by a particularly powerful organisation to break into people's computers.
When in the computer, I look for all photo image files, and using a deep level AI with iterative pattern recognition linked with fuzzy logic database, I deduce where the photos were taken.
I then plot out the likely coordinates and arrange for transport.
Upon arrival to the photograph's location, I take a duplicate photo from the exact same angle, with artificial lighting to match shadows and so on when necessary.
I then save the photo at a much lower resolution, around thumbnail size.
Once back at headquarters, I reenter the same compromised computer, and upload the new thumbnail sized image, directly replacing and destroying the original, full-sized image.

My work complete, I relax and check how my work goes on some super cool threads.

>>740148173
I sell airplane parts.

>>740148862
This

>>740148906
Prove it.

>>740148906
Military? Commercial? Private?

>>740148906
Do you live in the southern states.

>>740148173
What was the funniest/weirdest thing that happened to you while refilling vending machines?

I work at a hostel in the Philippines.
It's quite nice actually.

My goal is to open my own hostel in the future.
Beats driving a truck in Sweden.

Im a signal maintainer for a huge and very busy railroad in the north east. AMA

Unit operator in a power station.

>>740149623
Do you have any pets?

>>740149575
I deliver to a brewery and there was an accident on the bottling line. Beer everywhere, sirens and lights flashing. People scrambling to clean it up. Also had a group of Mexican factory workers break into a snack machine and steal the entire box that holds dollar bills and the whole mechanism that gives out change instead of just emptying them.

>>740148173
Gov. Inspector

>>740148173
I help making media in a biotechnology lab at my university.

>>740149687
Do you fear of getting cancer?

>>740149770
lol at the sirens

CALL 911 SOMEONE SPILLED THE BEER

>>740149714
NO, But i love dogs and hate cats.. Cats suck

>>740148173
zookeeper

>>740149893
Taking care of your morbidly obese mom doesnt count as a zoo keeper, or does it?

Bug test for a videogame company

>>740149877
Lol. I've been told the bottle like 1,100 beers a min. It was a huge mess. Got to see it all 2 stories above

>>740149992
Kek

>>740149844
From? I work at a CCGT, no shitty coal dust etc. It's remarkably clean!

>>740148173
I work as an IT supporter

>>740149893
How do you sleep at night knowing you're an animal correctional officer?

>>740150059
So you tell people to unplug it and plug it back in, in 30 seconds?

Which one?

>>740150044
My bad I was thinking it was more of a Nicolas power plant. Read it wrong

>>740150130
Which brewery? Sam Adams

>>740150126
No I actually support for an e-banking software

>>740150157
Nuclear"

I am a clerk at a Shell gas station AMA

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I build boats. I sell boats.

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>>740150074
like a babe

>>740148173
Do you steal bags of chips?

>>740150459
how many naked people have you seen on the job?
weirdest single incident?

>>740148173
I own 2 companies and I am a real estate developer.

>>740150591
I don't have to, I get anything out of date. Which when vac sealed snacks last a long ass time.

>>740150074
I love what I do. Most of the animals are injured, orphaned, endangered, or born in captivity. They wouldn't have a chance otherwise

>>740150399
Ah, they're aren't that many in this country and the only ones we do have are ageing. One new build planned but it's in an area where I can't afford the cost of living. I think the pay is double what I earn though so it might be worth the cancer...

>>740149893
what are your duties? i've chatted up a few zookeepers and the job sounds either awesome or awful depending mostly on your education

I work in a bar as sound technician for heavy/thrash/death metal bands, from 11pm to 4am. Then my job is to get drunk and flirt with girls until we close. No kidding.

>>740150591
I do have keys that I could open other machines that aren't ours in public places if they have the same numbered locks

>>740150813
Stage builder here, mostly within Scandinavia so 99% metal in all genres.
I build, get free entry and tons of booze.
It's a good gig.

>>740149999
Prove it

>>740150783
Its a lot of cleaning (scooping, hosing, scrubbing) but I don't mind it. Keeps me active.
I prepare and give the animals their diets, which is pretty boring, but getting to feed the animals is cool.
The best part is enriching and training the animals. I spend a good portion of my day training animals. my personal favorite is flying the hawks and owls. I wear the big leather glove and we fly them trainer to trainer.
I also have to do educational events sometimes like behind the scenes tours and keeper chats which aren't too bad but not that exciting

>>740148173
Host at village inn for 10 an hour.

>>740149999
Prove it.

>>740151458
oh, I think quads already prove it

Bar keep.

>>740151567
Other than free booze and women, best perks?

>>740151630
>, best perks
You learn how to read people and get to listen to music all night long.

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Still looking for job. Trying for anything at this point honestly. Applying to all kinds of shit like general office work, call centers, waiter, shelving, and in last case, divination.

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>>740151766
I would be trying for game art and 3D art (for games or just overall animation) like i want to do in the end, but i'm still too shit to go pro, still need to practice more.

>>740151358
Yeah, it's pretty cool. The owner allows me to drink everything I want, and wants me to stay until we close, so from 4 to 6 I am free to chat with whoever I want to and I've fucked more women (sometimes in the bar) since I started working there than in my whole life before that.

Just got my first job at dickies barbeque a few days ago, I'm waiting for this email confirmation thing to show up in my email so I can do the online training course, been waiting since two days now and even after calling in for them to resend it I still haven't fucking gotten it

I'm a male nurse

>>740148173

I work as the sole IT person in a managed services company with 20+ clients. It sounds great on paper, but the owners are fucking tightwads and are steadily running the company into the ground. Not to mention my boss is the owner's husband and openly admits to having non-regulated ADHD while also openly admitting he doesn't like following what little company policy we have.

I'm so glad I have prospects on the back burner so I can get the fuck out of this dead end shit hole before the end of the year. In the meantime, I cruise 4chan and play vidya on the clock.

>>740148173
I'm the person that stamps your wrist at Chuck e cheese when you come in

>>740151868
Might wanna look for another job bud

>>740152037
Sorry i spat on your face the other day.

>>740151895
Props to you. I used to work around nurses. Most patients are ungrateful assholes

>>740152105
That wasn't me but I'll take the apology

>>740152037
Do u get paid in tix?

Walmart supercenter cashier. only reason I haven't left after 4 months is because my managers are nice

>>740152037
How many milfs a day come in?

>>740152183
Yeah it was so much of a pain in the ass in the ER that I transferred. I work in the crazy person ward now and get punched in the face by a patient at least once a month.

tomorrow I'll probably get a work with a furniture company. kitchens mostly.
but I'd prefer to go back to uni get a m.sc. in ship and maritime design.

>>740150558
Nice work.
Teach it to your son.

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I think this pic tells it all.

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>>740152348
A decent size we got a hell of a lot of them during the weekdays where it's just them and the kid

>>740151866
Heh, good for you, kid.

I love my job too. What do I do? I'm a **porn star** dude.... it's fuckin tits, literally and figuratively. Ever heard of Sasha Grey, Bree Olson, Dillion Harper? I've done them all. **Multiple times**... **Multiple holes**... up the ass, in the puss, **down the throat**... It's awesome dude. Beer is great but if you keep healthy and looking buff and badass like me you might land yourself a role on something ***;)***

>>740150558
I am >>740152429
I wish to learn how to sail, get a cozy 10m and cross the ocean.
Eventually following Gauguin's steps.

Im a pharmaceutical sales rep. Desperately trying to start my own business.

>>740148173
>Sell negro's
>$0.50 each

>>740151766
Finally, an honest answer.

>>740148173

>I fill vending machines.

Sounds like a not very well paid job but a not very stressful job where you can go home after 8 hours and don't have to worry about work anymore.

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>>740152969
You sell negro's what?

>>740148173
>NEET

how do I get free stuff from vending machines?

I'm not a member of the FBI.

>>740148173
shitpost. take care of the yard.

>>740148173
Nice! I always wanted to ask...
how often do you have to check up on each machine? Do you track expiration dates and known when a product in a specific machine expires, or do you have to check every single one every time?

Firefighter

Freelance developer

>>740152855
why would I lie, it's not like you know who you're talking to or something

me and my girlfriend mow lawns ttogether and do dry walling and painting jobs

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I'm a medicine manufacturer/distributor
lel

>>740153495

Does it usually pay well?

I'm kinda tempted to start and learn some coding, which languages would you recommend for a beginner?

i h a v e n o j o b

I work at a shitty seafood restaurant

sell drugs

>>740148862
You bastard do you know what you've done?????!

United States military

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>>740148173
I work as an embedded engineer at a company that created the yellow device on that machine, which allows you to pay with credit cards.

>>740148173
I desgin antennas for cars (radio, mobile phones, GPS and so on)

>>740152427
sounds depressing anon.

>>740152848
Nice.

robbery and extortion, used to sell pills in my early 20's until I had a wake up call

>>740148173
Call center-thrall.

Wanna swap jobs?

>>740148173
How much you get paid OP?, I'm a teacher. I go back to work in two weeks

Human Resources. I hire/fire folks, cut checks, file shit, workers comp, etc. I make 18.50/Hr.

>>740154986
Are you mafia?

>>740153616
>>740153495

bump

>>740153728
How much you make on a good night?

>>740153160
Pretty much. Had to get out of my last shit job as a janitor and this gives me a better schedule and money to help go back to school. By far the easiest job I've had. 26 y/o

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>>740148862

>>740155188
Fuck that. Had an ex that did that and she'd complain all the time when she came home. I was exhausted just hearing about it

Contract overnight security for a hotel but I also do housekeeping and engineering duties.

>>740148173
Architect

>>740155257
$15/hr. Get plenty ot tho due to traffic and people complaining/machines going down or shit like that

>>740155346
cognitively delayed

>>740148173

I moved to a tropical country and I work from home for an oversea company. I can stay all day long in my hammock if I want to. Some weeks I just have to reply a dozen of emails.
Pay is not huge but pretty decent for the local standards.
I am fucking happy and I just fear one thing: having to have colleagues again. This fucking scares me. Those cuntfaces, those freaking idiots, those "super-important" people. Fuck them. Colleagues are a plague for intelligent people like me.

>>740155571
This was a childhood dream of mine at one point, coolest thing you've designed? Pic if possible

>>740148173
Player's club attendant at a race track. Just started, it's $12.50/hr, has some major advancement opportunities, and it's the easiest job I've ever had.

>>740155648
That's awesome anon. Most people are miserable fucks about their job

>>740155780
deservedly miserable about it, i'd imagine. being a wagecuck ain't easy

I'm an endangered species ejaculation facilitator.

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>>740148173

>>740148173
How much does that pay?

>>740148173
OP a long time ago I thought about a good plan for you: you go to the supermarket and buy the same goods that are sold in the machines. And that way you discretely begin to use "their" machine to sell your goods. The chances of being caught are little since nothing is never missing...
Also, you should make a copy of all these keys so that you can do this plan even after you quit that company...

Did you ever think about that plan mate? Would it work?

i clean shit up after the faggots who cant take care of themselves

>>740148173

Walk very far to conference rooms to attempt to fix them, just to hear "It's okay, we figured it out thanks!" when I get there.

>>740148173
I empty them using either coins or hard steel tools, depending on circumstances

>>740155780
yes they are. I am so scared of being obliged to go to a job every morning and see these stupid faces during 8 hours. I don't even think I would be able to do it again. It's been 10 years now. I think I would end myself. Because bad side of living in a tropical country is no welfare...

>>740156180
IT support

When I was in sixth form my old goat of a computing teacher, fucking computing, couldn't figure out why his computer wasn't working. Called IT support, dude comes along and looks exasperated, fixes it and fucks off. The problem? Dickhead hadn't pressed the monitor's power button

You get many people like that?

>>740156094

This, OP, answer this!

>>740148173
Shift Manager at Carl's Jr

>>740148173
lab tech, 12 on, 12 off then 2 days off kind of schedule.

>>740156347

All the time... the harder part is not giving them the "Wow, you're a fucking idiot" face. It's a painfully and monotonously easy but well paying job so I'll try to keep it.

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>>740156439
>Carl's Jr

Is it you on the pic?

Walmart and i rent out my land to the neighboring farms, still own the home quarter....should just burn the house down for the insurance. the house is falling apart.

>>740148173
I'm a lifeguard and a swim coach. Pretty good coach but a shit lifeguard.

>>740149770
michael?

>>740156640
Do you need any particular formal education for it? I did relevant subjects up to A-level but my degree is entirely unrelated. However, it does seem, as you say, pretty easy and decently paying and I'm reasonably adept with computers, so I reckon it could be a decent interim type thing cause my field of study is pretty niche

Executive Welfare consumer.

>>740156094
The problem is the validator, the thing that process each sale, keeps track of everything sold. If you ever see a machine that reads credit cards this is what I'm talking about. There's a cellular signal that sends that information to a website that your employer can look up and track sales/money going into the machine. With my company it's even more complex because we use that same system to determine what/how much product is then being put into the machine. A plan like this would be quite obvious to catch onto rather quickly. Also the keys are not standard door keys. You can only have them replicated by a company that manufactures the machines. There are several spares my employer has so if I truly wanted to do that I could pocket some before quitting. Each machine has a specific key and not all machines/companies use the same keys to avoid other venders from stealing product or fucking with the machine in general

>>740156784
sauce? also, probably.

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>>740148173

I make orders for product needed in big supermarkets (Walmart, Food Lion, BJs, etc) and once the product arrives I merchandize it.

The pay is good and I work solo mode.

>>740156094
Just FYI most Pepsi machines are electronics locked and you need a key fob similar to a car door opener to open them

>>740148173
I empty vending machines.

>>740156053
>>740155605

I make and sell arcade machines.

>>740148173
Information systems architect

>>740157481
My favorite type of person. Kek. You're probably the dick that shakes em too. Just know on average a loaded soda machine weighs over 1,000lbs and a decent snack is about 800lbs

Full time son here

>>740148173
I work in 4G Telecommunications networking. Been doing it for 6 years, and I love it

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>>740157352
Said keys>>740156094

>>740148173
Whats stopping you making copies of your keys and selling them online?

>>740148862
i just shit myself, this shit is gold.

>>740157821
It's a type of key you can only get from manufacturer
Pic above

>>740157884
Any interesting stories op?

>>740157821
Not every machine accepts the same key. I'd literally have to sell about 20 keys to each person

I work at a goddamn dollar tree as a merch manager...I hate my life

>>740153616
>which languages would you recommend for a beginner?

English to start

>>740157689
Why would I shake them when I now know I can buy negros for $.50? Maybe I can get cheaper if I buy negro children to climb in vending machines for me.

>>740156094

why don't you just steal the money and claim all the product was out of date?

>>740157948
>>740149770
Best I got

>>740158377
Only been doing it for 2 1/2 months so far. It was a Sam Adams brewery

>>740157151

No, I just got my A+ certification (two-part test for a total of $300) and used that to get my foot in the door. Most companies will give you a chance at a low rate, but my dad had a friend that I worked for for a year.

After that, it's just been gaining experience, and being able to ask for a higher rate after every job, because know I know more.

>>740158176
Wouldn't work like that. They know electronically how much is going into the machine based off of the sales count. They know each items price point. Plus my supervisor has a legit photographic memory and can tell you what items are in what slots of most our machines that are out there. It's upwards of 500 total

>>740156893
Hah :D Why do you say you're a bad lifeguard? Bad experiences on the job?

>>740158176
Also I like my job for once

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>>740148173
Bike trail maintenance crew. Pretty much paid to fuck around in the woods, Work with brushsaws, cut small trees, groom trails. Really physical but really fun.

>>740158524
noice, cheers anon

>>740150558
i build torpedos.
hello sworn enemy.

>>740159024
Sounds like a fun time to earn money