Mildly useful shit

>>740142263
I don't think anyone on this site will leave the house for long enough to find this useful. Ever.

>>740142456
Kek'd

>>740142456
"I have no access to water but I have some a plastic sheet, a can and a drinking tube"

>>740142263
it would me more time efficient to drink your own piss

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Squirrel Pole

8-41. A squirrel pole is a long pole placed against a tree in an area showing a lot of squirrel activity (Figure 8-9). Place several wire nooses along the top and sides of the pole so that a squirrel trying to go up or down the pole will have to pass through one or more of them. Position the nooses (5 to 6 centimeters [2 to 2 1/4-inches] in diameter) about 2.5 centimeters (1 inch) off the pole. Place the top and bottom wire nooses 45 centimeters (18 inches) from the top and bottom of the pole to prevent the squirrel from getting its feet on a solid surface. If this happens, the squirrel will chew through the wire. Squirrels are naturally curious. After an initial period of caution, they will try to go up or down the pole and will be caught in the noose. The struggling animal will soon fall from the pole and strangle. Other squirrels will soon be drawn to the commotion. In this way, you can catch several squirrels. You can emplace multiple poles to increase the catch.

>>740142841
I actually tried that once, just to see if it worked. They brought it back to me.
Since I lived in Anytown USA (from the pic you posted) and dropped it off at the Anytown USA post office, they knew it hadn't come from Orville OH, so they didn't send it back there. They just put it back in my box.
They're stupid, but apparently not stupid enough to fall for that.

>>740143575
kek

>>740142263
if you squint it looks like (brown) vagina and ovaries diagram

>>740145621
or is it someone with nickers round they heels?

>>740142599
Only thing you really need is a plastic sheet and you can find that stuff as waste

>>740143542
I've always wanted a squirrel lyncher

>>740148247
My dick is so hard for this thank you

>>740142263
Very nice Thread wish there were more in /b/

>>740142833

fucking idiot. how will you excrete excess electrolytes then?

drinking your own piss works in emergencies for about 2 days before you'll die of dehydration.

fucking idiot.

>>740142263
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-de-salinate-seawater-when-stranded-on-a-des/

>>740143542
lol idubbbz should try this in his series

>>740146913
Nickers. Gayyy. You gonna go shag an arse now?

>>740143616
yeah
you have to mail it from the city in the return address, preferably in the same postal code
and and you have to drop it off in a public mail box, otherwise they will just leave it in your mail box

>>740144970
issa survival guide

>>740144302
need a crazy long tie for this

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Okay enough captchas for me

>>740144050
fixed my pc now, thanks anon.

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>>740142263
Here, since you're all faggots.

>>740153443
doesn't work anymore

>>740142263
Bump

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If anyone has books anymore.

http://www.howstuffworks.com/

>>740153114
>not just using the charcoal
>ishygddt

>>740154656
are there realy people left on /b/ who fall for this?

>>740154656
This will kill you, it's mustard gas or something, just for you morons out there.

>>740154656
This looks rad, ill try it this week

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>>740154878

>>740154878
reddit is a fun place to be
stay there

>>740143575
>TRASH - GARBAGE - SHIT

all my kek

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>>740142456
What about that homeless anon who lives in a storage hallway with his mom?


Im sure he could use that

>>740154912
I did it once. It was amazing. Try it around the whole family or they won't believe it. Mine didn't

>>740154656
>annemonia
>bleach
>blowing in mustard gas

we had that joke years ago and it didnt turn out well.

>>740154767
>not just using rocks instead of finding charcoal while you're dying of thirst.

>>740155132
Fake news always let's the summerfags survive.

>>740143542
I think with a bigger stick and a little fried chicken I can mod this thing into something glorious.

>>740142263
Looks like a good way to drink some mold or bacteria. That water would need to be filtered / boiled or something I would think. At least you would have some water hto. Tats good

>>740155081
I mean sure that's a good one

But I bet the links are dead and buried.

>>740143575
it's about time this chart got updated

>>740143113
litteraly the worst exercises for your abs. just do front squats and plank variations

This honestly should not be posted now a days. Going to get some antifa retards actually learning how to do things.

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>>740142587

No way! Lets see ...

>>740155371
They aren't. Not all of them at least.

>>740142456
people will still click on it because the pic looks vaguely like a vag

>>740144050
my grandma did this when i was a kid

>>740155593
Well now then.

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>>740155450
my grandma is still doing it to me

>>740155268
it might be glorious as it is. i mean have you tried fried squirrel?

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>>740154656
Can confirm. Best lifehack in years

>>740142833
>it would me more time efficient to drink your own piss
Fuck off, Grylls

>>740144050
For some strange reason, super Glue does not glue the eye to the socket, only the lids to each other. Had a relative do this about 6 years ago, mistook for eye drops.
ER doctor says if you ever get super glue in your eye, hold your eyelids open for 30 seconds. Tear fluid neutralizes super glue.

>>740156265
actually kek'd at this

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love these threads
thanks OP

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>>740155951
w a t

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>>740156352
welcome

>>740156265
Kek

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>>740156475

Any good drug ones?

>>740153099
yes, lets put a log right in the middle of the entrance

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>>740156755
have a few

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>>740156755
>>740156941

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>>740156755
>>740156941
>>740156967

>>740153164
i dont remember this episode.

>>740156444
Made by a noguns

>>740156985
for ants waow

i really enjoy this thread

>>740155371

Those aren't links. They are link generators.

>>740157194
Same, I always enjoy these threads. There should be a board for this kinda shit.

>>740152788
those taste disgusting, like a slimy vodka, but the left over vodka is amazing

>>740142263

This shit is retarded, I have a survival book with this in it, When my plane went down over the Mohabi me and my co-pilot tried this with the only tarp we had. You know what happened?
It got covered in sand within half an hour, 4 hours later and constant sand removal brought us about 3ml of water .... yes, like 4 drops.
Shit will get you killed with the energy you put into making it. Glad we found other ways to get water before being rescued.

>>740157168
"No doctor you don't know how to treat this gunshot wound because you don't believe in owning a firearm. Send me someone from /k/ to make a diagnosis and perform treatment instead."

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You want to know what I consider to be the truth to all religions and if the whole world knew it, everyone would be united and have world peace because there would be no war religious wars?

Let me start off by saying that all religions have similarities because all are connected. Of course books like the Bible, Qur'an are not 100% true but there are truths in Islam, Christianity.

For instance, did you know Islam believes in Ancient Aliens that humans prayed to many years ago? The Alien are referred to as the Jinn in the Qur'an - just like in Ancient Iraq you have the Annunaki that conspiracy theorists believe are Aliens. The Qur'an states that God created 2 beings at the beginning of time: the Alien Jinn race that are inter-dimensional beings and then the humans.

Now for the religious similarities:

In Ancient Iraq: God Enki wanted to give humans secret knowledge but God Enlil did not let him

In Ancient Greece: Prometheus wanted to give humans secret knowledge of fire but was chained up by God Zeus.

In Ancient Egypt: The Serpent Sebau Fiend was chained up for going against the Gods and is waiting judgement day (information from the Egyptian Book of the Dead: you can find this in the Penguin Classics translation).

In Christianity as you know: Serpent Satan was chained up and is awaiting judgement day.

God Thoth in Ancient Egypt says that the way to be saved before you die is to believe in the Ancient wisdom knowledge of the universe.

Scientologists believe in the Ancient Aliens theory and that Thetans (spiritual beings) can infest our mind and soul. All pagan religions believe in different sorts of spirits and of course Christians, Muslims do.

Surah 16:36 in the Qur'an says that every nation has received a divine messenger.

There is truth in all religion. We must understand this so we can join as one.

>>740157273
Was it strong?

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>>740154656
Made these with my little brother. It was so much fun

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>>740157174

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>>740155468
>sit ups are bad for abs

>>740154656
> DO NOT DO THIS. IT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT KNOW. FUCK FAGGETS WHO STILL TRY TO NEW PEOPLE TO DO THIS

Directed@740157662

How do I increase the image size? It's too small for me

>>740156496
fucking kek

>>740157218
Thinking mine craft takes any sort of mind capacity.

>>740157847
they arent bad but inefficient compared to front squads

>>740157886
either troll or first timer newfag

>>740157999
glad someone got a good kek out of it.

>740158199
either troll, or it isn't already obvious, or a gnome.

>>740153443
is there a way to view private instagram?

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>>740158066
they are out of order but posting the others

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>>740158409

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>>740158440

>>740154656
Made it,dont listen to these fags ofc it wont kill you ffs

>>740155132
if you knew anything you would know that this doesn't create mustard gas

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>>740157662
God dammit

>>740156839
its for the bears

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>>740158066
Let's start navigation bar inception

>>740157610
Another characteristic most on this list share but was left out: believers cannot decide whether they are god or the son of god, so they end up somehow being both at the same time.

>>740155207
>implying you would be able to survive long enough to die of thirst without building a fire

>>740155704
your eyes or hers?

>>740148042
>Liquid Soap&Chlorine bleach
Baby utensil sterilisers
>top kek

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>>740143575
cant even read it, fucking retard

>>740158066
wow nice, it's like I'm in preschool again

>>740157874
i smell faggot

>>740142263
USeful if I want to move to Montana and become a white nationalist surr-VI-vul-ist maybe.
Otherwise...ahhh, the refreshing taste of a cold Snapple here in the real world.

>>740153141
jesus i read this whole thing

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>>740142263
>Mildly useful shit

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>>740160031

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>>740142263

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>>740159776
>Snapple

>>740154656
These are great, they look awesome and i sell them, at school for 5$ each!

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dumping

>>740153276
lol this guy is fucking up his legs for literally no reason

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>>740160539
Badass. Next time I run out of eggs I'm making an applesauce omlete.

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Vinegar will rid your abode of ants !

Alright fucktards listen up. Key to doing anything is always starting one of these threads for the betterment of your /b/rothers. Second, post anything and everything relating to making life easier/survival and whatever else y'all fuckers need.

Next: https://info.stylee32.net/

go here, this is a fucking gold mine of knowledge and everything you'll probs ever need. save what you need and pass the knowledge along.

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>>740156739
holy shit thank you

>>740160772
got a source for those #s?

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>>740160998

>>740153276
Great man you just made me give my self a charlie horse...

>>740159656
>Star Wars
>best movie of all time

LOL I don't even think Star Wars is in the top 100 best movies from the 70's.

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>>740161090
thank you /b/ro have a pepe

>>740156444
>M16A1
>M14
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>740142263
this looks like a vagina

>>740142841
this is cool but current year dude come on like who sends mail

>>740156941
You can tell this was made by some limp wristed stay at home faggot

>>740143575
wow gunz r cheap
in amerika u need like stamps or whatever? is that where it gets expensive?

>>740154656
Chlorine Gas. Everyone walking should know this, wonder what retarded parents actually teach kids these days.

> IS NOT MUSTARD GAS, ya morons.

>>740160246
kinda funny how crazy some people will go when they see a loli thread, but if this faggot tries to kill children, it's all fine

>>740162894
>chlorine gas
wow what a fucking moron
c'mon quit it with all the trolling bullshit
we all know it's nerve gas

>>740144175
I've always thought about this, like if you could only take a thumb drive with you into the past, what would you put on it

>>740154656
it's breathtaking so good is it.

>>740162922
>kill children
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
They did it to themselves

>>740162999
You wouldn't nerve gas if you stuffed it in your hookah ya hippie.

>>740162894
>>740162999
Yall are both wrong it's sarin gas

>>740163106
nothing because it would be practically useless, what are you gonna plug it into?
would just scrap it and get patents on every part claiming them as prototypes to revolutionize the tech industry

>>740155066
not really, it's only ok for temporary use

>>740144175
>tfw you go back in time and you get everyone sick cause you carried a flu virus, and you wipe 9/10th of the population with your mutated flu virus

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>>740162922
There are other websites dedicated to loli porn.
There are NO other websites dedicated to tricking newfags into killing themselves.

Also, loli threads increase traffic and decrease good threads, killing newfags does the opposite.

>>740163365
listen here pleb
it's fucking relish gas
not mustard gas, not chlorine gas (chlorine goes in pools idiot), not nerve gas, not sarin gas (this isn't one of your animays)

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>>740163463
>There are other websites dedicated to loli porn.

>its mustard gas dudes take care!
>no mustard used

realy makes you think who is the troll here

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>>740163411
i'm fine with this

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>>740163681
why did i kek to this
just fuckin kill me

>>740157451
Gee, you mean there wasn't any condensation to capture in the fucking desert? Maybe don't be a retard yourself before shitting on shit that might actually work.

>>740163411
most likely a single drop of your blood could wipe out all life on earth, you immune system is better adapted than theirs and normal germs in your body have grown immune too antibiotics.

>tfw your blood wipes out all life on earth and you not even a nigger with aids

>>740162510
people who sell shit online

>>740154656
As soon as I saw ammonia and bleach I went "aaah, mustard gas. Nice."
10/10, great suicide jar.

>>740160539
Real? I can use applesauce instead of egg? Wow

>>740160539
>tfw I've been sitting on a half smashed banana for 6 months now and no chicken has hatched.

what did I do wrong?

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>>740142587
>GiggaSpookMaximum.

>>740162510
every office i've worked in

>>740160539
I never realised how universal eggs are, I can replace all those healthy foods with eggs.

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>>740144050
Restored sys32 for me tto
many Thanks anonE

>>740163173
so did the kids that went with the stranger that offered candy. still think the guy that did the wrong was the candy guy.

>>740164885
kek

>>740154656
sweet I'm after making awesome crystal s I'm gonna make cool jewellery for my friends!

fantastic thread, im learning a lot from you fags

>>740165003
this legacy shit doesn't work anymore.. since ages.

>>740165003
>>740165239
this however will work (requires unix system):

rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

>>740157094
It was cut because the beginning was a little too hot for tv

>>740160709
ummm...
Except for increasing his flexibility.
You do know this is a beneficial thing to do right?

>>740156308
>tear fluid neutralizes super glue
source on this
imo it would just harden without gluing anything together
super glue hardens when exposed to water (usually from humidity of the air, that's how it "dries"), and it will harden before penetrating tear fluid covering your eye

>>740154846
Sure, but they fell dead...

>>740156941
why would anyone do this. for that much effort you may as well run an extraction and get actual crystal

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>>740154656
nifty

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>>740153141

fucking kek

>see you soon fuck you anon

>>740155207
>thinking some pebbles are gunna kill giardia

>>740165994

lol anon that was fun

samefeg

>>740165916

have you ever gotten cacti?

do you go and forage for them or find them online somewhere? i dont live in the desert but iw as passing through nevada/new mexico/arizona/texas this summer and that shit was on my mind

>>740144970
how to die in the wood for casuals. Knowing how to make traps and knowing what's edible in the local flora and fauna is going to be more valuable than anything you can bring with you.

>>740154656

Dear /b/,

This does not create mustard gas. It produces chlorine gas which, once liberated, can in fact kill you.

But not like mustard.

Sincerely,

Anon

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>>740165046
where do you think you are right now?