ok guys, is it good for a kissless virgin to visit a prostitute/escort/hooker

Just fuck a fat chick

Nope, grow some balls, lift, lose weight, start talking to chicks. It's not hard.

>>740139316
OP here
> soon to be 22 years old with a seemingly successful life style
> pretend i get the girls
> actually no gf or even kissed a girl before
> always gets super nervous when taling to girls
> was told visit an escort to build up confidence
> paid 300 bux to see a mixed blood escort with german and asian blood
>10/10 body 8/10 face
>penis gets instantly hard
>oral feels great
>puts dick in her pussy FEEL NOTHING
>felt boring and representative
>she is frustrated that I don't know what to do and she told me she felt sad she can't make me feel good
>times up go home without finishing
>drive 15minute home doing 150 in a 60 zone on my AUDI V10......
>my life feels even more empty, I feel like I've been destroyed.

>>740139654
corrections
soon to be 23 years old
boring and repetitive

Don't do it. It'll be a let down.
I've fucked prostitutes before. It's more awkward, no emotion

>>740139654
Stop masturbating constantly

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>>740139731
>>740139654

pic related this is her

long legs, large hips, bubble butt and nice perky firm breasts.....beautiful soft hair, her body is 10/10 imo

>>740139828
can that affect it? I do it very often when im stressed maybe 5 trimes a day and i do it in public bathrooms as well

>>740139654
where do u find legit escorts

>>740139790
that is exactly how i felt.......i feel really sad and empty now and its sadder that 4chan is my retreat

>>740139998
not gonna reveal my position but in my country u can find them on craig list, backpage etc.

>>740139931
Frontal pic?

>All these threads with people posting their petite, big-tittied girlfriends

>OP is a kissless virgin

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>740139978
Yes, google masturbation death grip, basically your cock gets used to the pressure of your hand and no pussy can match

>>740140123
idk she is really nice to me, I brought her flowers before i went there, she said no one ever did that before....i felt like im in love with her but i know its just business for her and I KNOW I feel like I love her because I never get warmth from women that looks passable, tiny bit of care and signs makes me melt. Im fucking pathetic.......

>>740139931
Where did you find said escort by chance?

>>740140199
OHHH could it be that and her fucked lots of man and have a enlarged puss? I mean she is an escort afterall? i can still smell her perfume on me...

>>740139478
this

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>>740140323

>>740139316
No your first time has to be special with rose pedals and candles and bath water with bubbles and dim lighting and a rose in your mouth while George Micheals is blasting in the background. Faggot

wew

Yes it is very normal, in fact here in Georgia people take their kids to the prostitutes to lose virginity that way. You don't want to lose virgini Too old, about 13 years is perfect. Don't let her charge too much though, they always do that to virgins.
And if you can't get up for the first time it is very normal, everyone faces that problem just fuck her the way you want, she is getting money for your pleasure, and don't get insecure she's seen worse things than whatever you are.

>>740140436
lol does it count as first time if i didn't come?

>>740139316
This is a terrible idea and you will likely regret it a lot. It will do zero for your self confidence with girls, seeing as you paid for it, and may even damage it further.

>>740140486
only thing that i came home feeling ok about is that she said that my penis isn't small compared to average. Ive always felt insecure about that because I'm chinese and when i went to high school in a white country, i was often called chinchon small cock....because at the time i was the only chinese kid

>>740140557
I think yes it have indeed damaged it further......FUCK ME....I wanted to top myself omw back home

>>740139316
I've always joked that if I can't find the love of my life, I'll just pay a hooker to love me. It sounds like your story op

>>740139316
You'll regret paying for sex anon. You'll only feel more miserable.

>>740139654
well, on the bright side, at least you didn't get pulled over and lose your license

>>740141107
>>740141095

i feel soooo empty......i also feel the sense that i lost my ability to the girl i truly love that i gave her my first time.....but damn where is she for my life

Just fucking pay and stop being a faggot

>>740139931
Contact info. Now.

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>>740139316
Do it bro, I do it all the time and my dick is fine
>pic relate my dick

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long live the graceful presence of STDS and AIDS

▬ NONE ESCAPE CAUSALITY ▬

>>740139998
What did you say?
MODS BAN THIS UNDERAGE FAG

>>740139654
The feeling of nothing is most probably related to nerves and the lack of any kind of connection/lust for the girl prior to meeting. Or maybe you're a faggot, how about getting a male escort and seeing if that does anything for you.

>>740141886
mate like girls since like I remember. I want to worship a womans perfect shape, its like a beautiful car, the perfect curves omg. definately straight dude could be due to over masturbation

>>740141617
>>740141617
>>740141617
how about no

>>740140387
Other than when giving birth that doesn't really happen with women.
Masturbating five times a day+no experience+first-time-nerves is the answer you're looking for.
I would advise you to hire an escort again. Perhaps even the same one. You'll start to be more relaxed and your troubles will go away.

>>740142023
Well, probably the first thing I wrote then. Also, quit with that worshipping bullshit, I hope you've never said that spaghetti to a girl. Your first few times will be a mess, it was for pretty much everyone, I couldn't cum for my first few attempts, just say it was the alcohol and move on to the next, eventually you'll get there.

Well i fucked two escorts not at the same time but i had my pleasure and it wasen't so bad after all

>>740142801
>>740142627
thx for the advice guys

>>740139316

I'm 26 years old and I've only had sex with escorts. Feel free to ask me anything.

I'll give you the basics

>Moderately good looking, pretty skinny, tall, kinda shy personality

>started when I was 22

>Been with 6 different people, one of which I've been with twice, the rest once

>5 were good experience, the 6th was meh but not terrible

>Generally I feel good about it, and I will definitely continue visiting escorts

>Still don't really feel ready to get the "real" deal, aka not pay a girl to have sex with me, but it's something I wanna work towards accomplishing in a not too distant future.

>>740144052
hmmm so how do u make it work? the girl i went to tonight told me she cannot orgasm with clients because its just a business for her. I can feel there is no spark ....maybe that is also why i feel nothing

>>740144052
was it awkward?

Why not meet a real woman here http://imageic.com/tgmex5d63gpo/maxresdefault.jpg.html actually fall in love and go from there. Instead of risking on getting a sexual transmitted disease.

>>740144557
>http://imageic.com/tgmex5d63gpo/maxresdefault.jpg
aint clicking that shit nigga

I've hired prostitutes before. It's not that bad but it's also definitely not like the real thing either. Unless you pay the real big bucks most of em are just there for you to jerk off with their body instead of a hand

>>740139316
I've been with 20+ escorts. 6 easy steps:
1. Look up reviewed girls on theeroticreview or on the boards at usasexguide for your city.
2. ID a well reviewed girl whose specs you like.
She must host ("incall") and GFE BBBJ CFS you for, say, 200-250 hr, depending on where you live (Omaha cheaper, NYC not).
3. Text her (or use her preferred mode of comm) to set up a hhr incall visit.
4. During initial setup or on day of, text her for hotel or neighborhood. When you arrive, 10-15m before, text her again and she will give room #. (This is the "two call system")
5. Enter room. Deposit $ in envelope on bureau. Be chill then fuck her brains out.
6. Get dressed. Go home. Shake and repeat.

>>740145282
fake moan is a boner killer

>>740145444
ACRONYMS

Translation, please?

>>740145444
>740145444
pretty much this till step 5, felt no pleasure in sex, before step 4 i showered, perfumed myself with some good stuff my mother brought me as a gift. wore a really classy blazer and a scarf, hair was waxed combed then blow dried....ne

>>740145636
google it dude, it isnt hard
GFE girlfriend experience
bbbj bareback bj

>>740145636
GFE = girlfriend experience, varies from girl to girl but often includes things like making out
BBBJ = bareback blowjob, meaning she'll suck your dick raw
CFS = covered full service, meaning she'll fuck you once you wrap your willy

>>740139316
sex with a prostitute isnt what sex really is like...

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>>740145444
>How to turn something as basic as hiring a bitch into a job-like procedure
Fucking hell, you even made names and categories for it.
>hhr incall visit
>GFE BBBJ CFS
>the two call system
>Depost $ in envelope on BUREAU
Jesus christ, just pay a bitch and fuck her, stop pretending it's anything more

>>740145636
did your fucking keyboard break?

>>740145747
dude, that's one girl. find someone w + reviews. oh, and get over yourself.

last week, i had passionate raw dog fun w a 19 yo spinner we'd just met she is a fucking sexual supernova. best sex of the year.

just saying [insert your name here]

>>740146348
>stop pretending it's anything more

wtf are you talking about. no one is pretending anything asshat. this is 'hiring whores for dummies'

which you obviously are too autistic to understand

>>740145444
how do you set it up with out saying here's the money for the fuck. because that's the illegal part.

>>740146892
Ah, chapter 3. Use a burner app, NOT your real digits. Text as follows:
"Hi, X. R u free Tues for hhr GFE?"
blah blah
"Just want to confirm that's 150 roses?"
blah blah
"kk thx. Can't wait until Wed."

>>740146892
OP here perfectly legal here

>>740146348

>this is vocab of whoring
>this is how half of all whore:john incalls go down
>this is clearly how little u know
>son

>>740147584
You hired 20+ whores, you PAID 20+ women to have sex with you. And you managed to alienate yourself from something as simple and pathetic as that by using ridiculous abbreviations and unnecessary procedures to mask the fact that you're PAYING whores to have sex with you. You don't get to talk down on anyone. You're a pathetic failure of a human.
>son
Oh the irony

>>740148759
mate everyone got their thing aye

>>740148759
summerfag, did anyone ask for a sermon? or a playschool moses?

the wimmin I've had, free, paid, longterm, random, help fill my life w fun and joy

u? go jack off in your bedroom, child.

>>740148759
>Oh the irony

wat you're a chick? stfu

>>740148759
this is true

>>740149257
>>740149317
this is faggotry

>>740148759
>>740149438
prostitution has existed as long as human culture has existed. have fun arguing it out of existence!

>>740148759
>You hired 20+ whores, you PAID 20+ women to have sex with you.
I did? Thanks for clearing that up!

>And you managed to alienate yourself
au contraire, mon frere. giving advice and embracing whoring =/= alienating oneself.

>using ridiculous abbreviations and unnecessary procedures
summerfag, aforementioned abbrevations and procedures are well established and help to expedite discussion of, as well as actual transactions with, whores. their mere existence and widespread currency demonstrates their utility.

>to mask the fact that you're PAYING whores to have sex with you.
Providing instruction and advice is as clear an embrace and acknowledgement of whoring as I can imagine. The fact that this confuses you does not surprise me.

>You don't get to talk down on anyone.
just you

>You're a pathetic failure of a human.
sensitive much?

>>740139316
If you're worried about having to admit to being a virgin and it's causing a self defeating spiral, go for it.
It should help show that it's really nothing special

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In Mexico is kinda common to have whore houses around town. They are really cheap 30 bucks an hour. They have around 7 hookers for you to choose from, all ages all sizes. Once I am pretty sure I fucked an underage or at least an 18yo, really small body, pale white skin, perky little nipples,but a round and beautiful ass. She was really really shy, it seemed that she had no experience in sex whatsoever. Sometimes you can get lucky in there and find a sexy doll. But I think that the sad part is that they are usually there against their will. But hey I fucked a little angel for $30 so can't complain

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>>740150847
That's generally why going to asian brothels is a bad idea; they're probably trafficked and police come down like a ton of bricks on any users if they get raided.

>>740150847
>pic not related
thank fuck

>>740149966
dub speakth the truth

>>740150677
OP here thx for the advice, idk but i fucked up this experience she is beautiful but i just didn't enjoy it somehow i was too nervous and my entire body was stiff

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>>740139407
Please, we do have standards.

Hookers are always, always preferable to hambeasts.

>>740141805
You know nothing. Escorts (as opposed to streetwalkers) are cleaner than average women. They take their health seriously, because they have to.

>>740151286
chill. first time is always occasion for anxiety.

it's not like she's the only whore in the world.

>>740151286
It helps if you leave off fapping for a week or two.
Make sure you get one that isn't one shot and leave though.

>>740151730
>>740151521
>>740151516
true aye thx anons now i feel a lot better being in a call with my best mate as well!

>>740151286
Just wondering why you blocked out the whore's face. She is a fucking hooker dude, give her the publicity. Even if you can't deal with pussy some of us will take charge of that shit and pound it down.

>>740151730

Strange advice. How can it help to have blue balls?

>>740151906
1. gusher of cum
2. MSOG easier

>>740151906
Can go more rounds, shoot bigger loads and you'll probably be a lot less anxious.

>>740151977

maybe, but if you fap before you can last longer. so, i would prefer the longer fucking session.

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>>740151516
rahahaha
the customer is always right
heres a nice second-hand car for you, I swear theres nothing wrong with it, why would I be lying

>>740152081
The better escorts generally have a no cum limit.
At least here in bongland

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>>740139316
yeaa its probably gonna boost your confidence coz youre thinking sex is such a big deal now

everybody fucks
dont feel bad about yourself being nude
id even suggest you to let people talk shit about how you look so that you dont fear not being a 10/10
t. been to strippers not hookers

>>740139654
I was in your same situation, it really does come down to nerves.

>>740152256
i still feel like its done harm. lol she stripped for me, that was sexy af

>>740139316
legs up to her fucking ears, jesus

>>740152236

I am from germany, cumlimit is unusual here too. But i like to fuck the girls hard and long, so i prefer to cum before a meeting.

>>740152309
now i think back and reflect upon it her thing just feels loose to be and i think my dick is just way to retarded with the death grip thing the guy is talking about probably why i ddin't feel shit

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>>740152338
y know it doesnt come good overnight you gotta keep trying and experimenting stuff out and maybe your third or tenth fuck will be good

its not like youre in hurry anyway just let it happen when it happens

>>740152235
That's actually a good analogy.
Street Walkers are the busted up piles of shit that nobody but the desperate would use.
Scammers go after the idiots since anyone with a brain can double check their authenticity online.
Escorts. while originally a term used as a legal loophole, are verifiable and will be forced to be one of the former two if they get caught or reported as a bad deal.

>>740139654
you're a busted human being, grats.
wealth is always wasted on shitheads like you

>>740152622
i dont think i will see an escort again, but idk how to get a gf.....

>>740152796
being sexually awkward have now made me a shithead and busted human being. cool you don't even know me or perhaps tiny part of me so why are you judging me as a complete person

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This is what you need OP

If you fuck a tranny hooker first, a female one will seem better

>>740153103
you are a shithead for driving 150 in a 60 zone

>>740153103
He's just a poorfag reeeing about others having money he thinks he deserves.

>>740153155
ewwww did wtf that is like saying, if u eat shit, eating anything that is properly made will taste better

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>>740153155
I never fucked that tranny but I did fuck this one a few days ago, it was fantastic

>>740152992
what ive been thinking is trying tinder but i got nothing going on IRL and it sorta scares me wtf im gonna do if tinder fails
i cant kill myself either knowing its almost possible to get laid regularly

>>740153241
FYI I am a top, I do not eat ass or suck dick but I fuck that asshole and let them suck my cock. They give the best head cus they know how to work a cock.

>>740139654
>puts dick in her pussy FEEL NOTHING
Don't fap so much, limit yourself to once a day and for the love of god be gentle on your cock
That and have sex with someone you actually like, its better

>>740152235
Do you even logic?

>>740153206
firstly, i live in a city where long straight roads that is 3 lane in width have a speed limit of 60.

secondly it was 12 midnight here when i got out from her apartment and on a wed night there is no cars especially toward the direction of my home

I have driven well over 120,000km for a 23 years old which is a considerable amount of driving experience over 5 years.

>>740153600
derp

>>740153103
because you post here, shithead

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sex is the height of my existence
I will never come come close to accomplishing anything more meaningful and satisfying than the fulfillment of my biological imperative
I am like that of birds and that of insets
Do with me as you wish, my body

>>740153547
well yeah, fuck when i get stressed in life, i can even try to fap in meetings and shit. which is really fucked, my mate know about these things and he also know im hopeless with girls so he told me to go see a pro.... yeah what he didn't tell me is the death grip thing that i just learnt....

>>740153600
jesus christ you're easy

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>>740153207
Amazing how hooker threads bring out the butthurt poorfags.

Hey poorfags, do you fancy fucking a 9/10 23yo escort? Well,l you can't ... because they're for successful people.

>>740154169
lol this, we all have our issue and our glorious times ayeee.

>>740153726
so did you, so did u just came here to judge?
what are you? some kind of god of shitheads, judge of all shitheads? sick position dude

>>740154658
kek

>>740153791
>when i get stressed in life
while masturbation can be used for minor stress relief, if you have enough stress that you have to fap in meetings, then you are relying on that too much.

You have to wean yourself onto another form of stress relief, because masturbation isn't designed to deal with that amount of stress.

I recommend you do two things
1-Find another form of stress relief to substitute so you can reduce your daily masturbation habits
2-find out what is causing so much stress in your life

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>>740154658
>>740153726
>>740153103
>>740152796
>People on /b/ passing judgement on each other

>>740154888
i dont go full on masturbation in meetings but our desk just enough to cover what im doing i also dont do it if the meeting is strongly related to what i care about.

i ride my motorcycles most of the time and that releases some of the stress. stress is caused by work load, my skin condition with my genetic flaw that have accompanied me my entire life, also one reason i dont feel confident around woman. their skin is almost perhaps feel so smooth mine feels dry and scaley...

>>740152081
different strokes, bro

(you see what I did there?)

>>740155402
Even if you cover it up or don't masturbate to completion, it has become a security blanket that you habitually reach for when you are bored or threatened.
Its a maladaptive behavior, but a minor one

>my genetic flaw that have accompanied me my entire life
What is this flaw?

>>740153299
last mo on travel I banged a beautiful petite trap, 20 yo bottom, little makeup, adorable, big puppy eyes as s/he sucked my cock. aaaah...

(scuse me a sec)