ITT: We all live in a post-apocalyptic world

OP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THERES DEAD PEOPLE EVERYWHERE

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>>740125727
Don't enter my home

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Not the fucking radioactive zombies again..
*sigh*
I'll get the shotgun...

coral!!! COARL?!

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>>740125872
Can I come in? I'll bring drinks and pudding pops

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let's have a campfire

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>>740125900
Black zombie nigga

>>740125727
This is what happens when you elect Donald Trump

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>>740126124

>>740126109
>CNN: WE FUCKING TOLD YOU
kek

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Back the fuck off muh sugar bombs fags

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I am nigger with a badass dog.

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>>740126093
You mind if i bring my kitty? He's very playful

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>>740125727

>>740125872
This made me kek

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>>740125900
Shotgun? vas is ein "Shotgun"? In Deustchland ve use Gustav gun for ze dirty subhumans

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lmao y'all should have joined the eneterprise when you had the chance. Now u fuckers are stuck in a post-apocalyptic shithole

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>>740126406
HANS !!!! ZWANZIG DEGREES TO ZE WEST!!!!

EINS.....ZWEI....DREI....ACHTUNG!!!!

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>"I sure hope all that radiation didn't mutate me!"
>Find broken mirror
>MFW

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>>740126437

>>740126463
Learn to greentext newfriend. Also kek

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>>740126463

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Sucks that you niggers don't have a fully furnished bunker. I have enough food and power down here to last me decades, and they door is staying shut. I'll play some Nintendie while you dumb cunts fight each other over irradiated dead bodies to eat. Enjoy your thyroid cancer, you mad max looking bitches.

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Hey guys I found this mudslime hanging on to the fence around my hut

Dubs decide what I do

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>>740125727
Fucked my sheep and now I got mutant sheep-sons.
Will sell them as shock troops and mercenaries for drinking water.

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>>740126569
Let me take care of zis

>>740126518
I'll have you know I'm an oldfag in mutant years

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>>740126568
LET ME IN FUCKER

http://s0.vocaroo.com/media/download_temp/Vocaroo_s0ixGuiOy0vX.mp3

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>>740126616
I'll buy that sheep man for just 25 schmeckles!

>>740126406
>>740126437
We call them pump guns, LARPing Fotze.

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>>740126646
Ze Gustav vill drive ze dirty jew out

>>740126640
Wasted opportunity at a pun

>moot-ant years

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>>740126568
Let me in.
I'll let you to fuck me in my boipussy for food

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>>740125727
I propose a vote to have OP as the main course tonight as part of a casserole which includes four hares that I caught just this morning.

>>740126773
Fuck off faggot I'll have you know that I was the one who started this whole war

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>>740126828
GET HIM

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>>740126828
Motherfucker....say "I'll have you know" 1 more goddamn time

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>>740126646
>>740126777
>open hatch and look through
>"who's there?"
>see two peasants
Fuck off, we're full.

>>740126738
Ja Ja !!! Very good in Deutschland ve shoot ze jews in the feet with zem before ve make zem march to ze labour kamps!!!

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>when did I develop tinnitus?
>HOLY JESUS FUCK WHAT THE SHIT

Just watching the zombies walking by. Anyone comes up i smash there colored hair head

WHY ARE THERE A BUNCH OF BIG GREEN FUCKERS AT THE TRAIN STATION?

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I believe it's time to pick the new overlord of our post-apocalyptic world...I vote >>740126463

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>>740126921
HANS !!! AIM FOR ZE SOVIET BUNKER!!!!

EINS!!!....ZWEI!!!....DREI!!...ACHTUNG!!!

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>>740126733
Did I fucking ask for your made up money bullshit? I need water you slug-fuck!

>>740126828
Sounds to me like an enterprising warlord such as yourself could do with some loyal bodyguards.
>>740126616
I assure you they're housebroken. Mostly. They might eat unguarded children. They're also sorta retarded.

>>740125900
Are they my creation from the last thread?

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>>740127030
Hillary Clinton, I vote for Hillary Clinton

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quads and I'll eat his rotting corpse

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>>740125727
Me and My friends have been surviving off of a water-filtering bottle we have and some shit we took from our houses to make makeshift weapons, as well as any kitchen knives, ropes, power tools (Wires and Battery alike), Hammers, tools, canned goods, etc.

We found gas masks at a local military goods place called "Pok" or some shit.

We've lost some of our loved ones, and others got separated. We've been well off, but casualties have been tough on our young minds.

>I guess this is what hell feels like. Or about as close as you can imagine it to be...

We've been able to loot a sporting goods store as well, for crossbows, combat knives, etc. We also decided to go to a small toy store, to get some noise-makers. Bad Idea. Place was crawling with the infected. Most of them kids too. That gave us the hard truth. It was either kill or be kill. And we all wanted to stay alive.

We honed our combat. Learnt how to make defences. We tore every bit of knowledge from TV shows (The Walking Dead) to survival guides, to Nat Geo, to fucking Comic Books.
(Calvin and Hobbes has oddly clear instructions for a Burmese Tiger pit.)

So, how long will we survive, god knows. But until we can take our planet back, I guess we're living in the world of the dead.

>inb4 too long or edgy.

>>740127046
Danger isn't a number, silly faggot. Next number is "VIER".

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>>740127234
I'll join you on your journey anon

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>>740125727
>>740125872

>>740127318
Sweet. nice bat. We need more people who aren't within the age range of 16 to 19 years old with one Ex-University teacher by the name of Jeff. Great Guy.

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>>740127234
You just killed all my employees, I mean sure they were horrible monsters, but they were on shift.

By the way, any suggestions for human looking make-up?

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Welp. Im going to the thunderdome. Anyone care to join me?

>>740127423
Sure. I suggest 9 inches of aluminum being swung at your face at a high velocity. Enough to crush you decaying skull on impact, provided I hit less like a girl in the apocalypse.

Yo guys, The Looters are recruiting!
All you need to join are 4 working limbs, 1 of which you have to give to us as a piece offering.

We have food, water and weapons, but not enough to give you, but we can provide protection if you give us all 3.

We have teacher who went mad and is really good at killing zombies, you can watch him in his cage and learn his ways.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>740127030
>MFW I can't even greentext properly
>Not since the bombs fell
>The kids used to love my greentexts
>The house was filled with joy, laughter, and racial slurs

Those were the days...
#WakingNightmare

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>>740127578
I'll give you sheep-men for some of that water, fucking parched over here m8.
Best part is they have tails so you can just cut those off and you got a soldier that still has two arms and legs.
Also the tails are delicious I assure you.

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Have you ever seen effects of nuclear radiation on a tank? You're about to see one right now
>points at pic related

How do you think liberals would get on if the world came to an end?

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>>740127234
>>740127318
>>740127524

I also have music. A bit of everything, minus stuff that would be "Too Loud", as to attract the rotting corpses that can somehow fucking walk. So no death metal. I'm more of an Isaiah Rashad Guy Myself.

>>740127826
They will work together to make things happen while conservatives say shit is fine the way it is when they are not giving all their shit to people with the most shit.

>>740127826
Probably fucked up tribal warfare, in which each clan is a different "Identity." Mental illnesses are their most treasured form of currency, and they all have tinnitus because their autistic warcries have become much too deafening.

>>740127826
Heard they all starved to death in the cities. Things got real ugly. I sometimes go there to loot electronic equipment

>>740127948
There May be some contradictions in that last post. Because I fucking Love DEATH GRIPS.

>>740127994
i give it a year before zombie lives matter pops up

>>740128140
"Vegans don't kill Zombies."

>>740127714
I thought i was being clear
>We have food, water and weapons, but not enough to give you

>>740128211
zombies arent alive, plants are, im pretty sure vegans would rather eat zombies than plants, unless of course they are total hypocrites.

>>740128357
"No Anon, a Zombie is a living human being."
"No, it's a Zombie."
"ANON, YOUR ABLEIST AGENDA IS TRIGGERING ME RIGHT NOW."

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>>740128270
Eh, fuck you then, I'll just take my monsters and go raid those liberals, stupid fuckers don't even have fences.
The works of man shall crumble, all will yield to the might of the Beastlord, yadayadayada, come on boys daddy needs some goddamn water.

>>740126413
at least i'm not a fucking commie

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>>740128470
I have water Beastlord, it's pretty dirty and I found it in a urinal, but I think it's still good.

Us monsters gotta stick together

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>>740128470
Leave some for us, the liberals are the easiest to raid.
If you can teach your beasts not to attack the looters i can tell my men that eating sheep (or anything that even remotely looks like a sheep) is heresy and punishable by death.

>>740128652
i can give you a wet willie for that water good sir.

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>>740128652
You're a good sort for a dirty little bathroom crawler, as payment I'll even give you my eldest daughters' hand in marriage.

C'mere Brunhilde, Papa found you a husband. Aw look at that, she's all excited.

come over here S.T.A.L.K.E.R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By1b2GLzDUA
stay awhile, have some vodka and kelbasa

>>740128982
CHEEKI-BREEKI!

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>>740128759
Hmmmm, alright then. Just don't wear any red, that pisses them off. Also paint two horns on the left shoulder of your cloths, that should keep them in line.
That'll only really work on the older ones though, not the teens. Boys will be boys you know, if any of them get uppity just kill a few, a little fear will do them good.
As a token of good faith I'll give you the hand of my second eldest daughter. Now I know she's nowhere near as pretty as my firstborn but she's a sweetheart and can cook a mean slice of giant mosquito.

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>>740129058
get out or get shot, bandit. you are not welcome here.

>>740129277
i prefer eating legs but a hand is fine too.

>>740129446
cyкa блять

>>740126463

>>740125727
I'm just going to sit in my depression den and eat chili and play video games.

Oh, and I'll occasionally eat some spicy salsa and kill some mothafuckas.

NONE OF YOU BITCHES ARE GONNA GET MY CHILI!

Looks like the rapefugees took over after all

>>740126568
>they door
Nigger detected

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Weve become GODS NOW!!!!

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>>740126109
Who said this wasn't the plan all along? I have my own real Fallout now.

And now, Say my name.

>>740127046
>>740126437
but achtung means attention not fire

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they're watching.....