Taint bothering thread
>>740118069
Appreciated :p
what are those?
Also I'm currently fapping to Kamek so yeah, expect a minor Kamek dump to get the thread going
>>740118278
No idea
>>740118284
Actually never mind, file size is too big on literally all of them
>>740118284
what kamek?
>>740118401
I don't knowwww is just a thicc thing I found
>>740118401
>>740118430
Same as in OP
>>740118043
You can't bother my taint.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgVokQEchA&t=1m25s
>>740118519
https://youtu.be/UBAQ2WVJ9AI?t=3m44s
>>740118430
well then
>>740118498
that's gross
>>740118632
U no liek thicc?
>>740118615
I stand corrected.
>>740118676
i no like that thing
>>740118743
Okfine
>>740118750
You are that thing, but in wem format
>>740118819
i am not thick
theyre koopas btw
>>740118909
Stop making things difficult *grab ass
>>740118974
Ohright, I was trying to remember the name but my brain farted
>>740118974
How's it?
>>740118985
If you hurt him...
>>740119244
Bored as fuck
>>740119244
I promise I'll take good care of him
>>740119285
Well stop it.
>>740119335
You better. You may have been pretending but I actually do have a chainsaw.
>>740119543
Dunno how
>>740118909
The fucking dog and cat are chasing a giantass moth around the house.
>>740119543
I'll battle you to the death
I mean, provided we were enemies, which we're not :3
>>740119566
Watch a hype kill montage.
>>740119594
What kind of person has a dog and a cat?
>>740119642
I don't wanna die. How about rock paper scissors?
>>740119726
Rock paper chainsaw?
>>740119726
Not my dog.
>>740119757
Butt penis lube?
>>740119924
O-ok
>>740119959
3
2
1...
>>740120069
PENIS!
>>740120069
Butt!
>>740120094
Did... did we both win?
>>740120140
Not me. No lube D:
>>740120349
What if lube is my other hand?
>>740120419
:D
>>740120511
Woohoo!
I have a headache. I'll finish this wank maybe the pressure will go down
>>740120595
Remember to breath.
You can get some painful headaches during masturbation because you unintentionally hold your breath.
Mostly it focuses around the top of your eye.
>>740120595
What?
No wank. Put it in me. That's how the game works.
>>740120755
Thanks for the tip
>>740120846
O////o O-ok
>>740120982
You better not be lying about that lube.
>>740120982
Anytime.
Now I'll resume fapping from the shadows.
>>740121136
No, of course not... I'm producing it as we speak. All natural
>>740121214
A-are you sure you have enough?
>>740121313
At the rate I'm leaking... hopefully!
>>740121445
Mmm I'm getting hard now ;3
>>740121601
I've been hard for longer than I'm willing to admit :P
>>740118043
Joseph and Cody from sml. Knew cody was gay!!!
>>740121736
Quit making this thread gay.
>>740121861
No.
>>740121804
Any more by this artist?
>>740121736
I must know.
>>740121861
It's my thread, I do what I want
>>740121885
Glad we settled that
>>740121925
... Six hours maybe >.>
>>740121990
Oh you naughty boy~
You must be really pent up by now.
>>740122131
And about to blow :p Spread those cheeks
>>740122224
Fill me up! I want to be your milky doggy
>>740122360
Trust me, it'll hurt more for me... for obvious reasons :P Here I cum! HNNNNNNNNG
stop this autism
>>740122557
Stop being boring
>>740122599
I'd rather be boring than degenerate
>>740122642
>>740122550
Mmm.
You even posted a picture. How sweet.
>>740122557
Don't worry, I've got enough ass for you too.
>>740122735
Anytime ;3 Now I gotta finish off and go to sleep, laters
>>740118566
That dog has eaten chocolate and is now vomits
>>740122642
Then why are you on /b and posting in this thread
>>740122833
Nite.
>>740122889
Why are you
>>740122933
Sheer curiosity
odds shower
evens fap then shower
>>740124251
alright be back in like 45 minutes
>>740124284
That's a long shower.
>>740124251
No faps for you.
>>740125127
Did the jews die yet?
>>740125358
You're the Jews.
We can only hope all kikes die out soon
>>740125394
Well I'm still alive.
>>740125397
Apparently holocaust 2.0 is coming because I touched my penis.
I still don't think I'm a Jew.
>>740125520
cant be a 2.0 without a 1.0
>>740125541
I wouldn't know, I wasn't there.
>>740125706
wish you were tbh
>>740124975
i mean 25 minutes whatever same thing i like taking warm showers, makes me feel happy
>>740125127
i know i am saddened that my roll did not include fapping, the struggle
>>740121921
Onta's fucking prolific, mate.
>>740125520
Are you?
>>740125810
Suicide time.
>>740125740
Aww come on, I thought you liked me.
>>740125810
I know it's too late to suggest this but why not fap while shower?
>>740126071
I fucking hope so. Ever since watching the sixth sense I've been worried that I'm actually dead.
>>740126158
You thought incorrectly
>>740126041
M15 isnt onta >>740121804
was asking for this artist.
>>740126071
only if you'll be my kaishakunin
>>740126158
everytime i fap while standing up my legs always shake and i end up sitting down. idk why.
>>740126188
That's going to change when you see my epic montage.
>>740126362
I don't stand and fap but intense sessions make my legs weak.
How's the montage going?
>>740126354
I don't know the name dude, sorry.
>>740126567
Doubt it. If you figured out something which could entertain me- it'd be a different story
>>740126158
You are.
>>740126362
I don't know what that is.
>>740126041
>>740126660
Just you wait. It will be the most entertaining video of all time.
>>740126995
>existential dread intensifies
>>740127058
What's up?
>>740127058
lmao fucking kekd and saved
>>740127115
doubt it
>>740126600::''
No durrin(huiiy==y======000:
>>740127271
Welp that teaches me to try and write a response while falling asleep kek
>>740127115
Literally nothing.
>>740127342
Not even penises?
>>740126600
No worries
>>740127342
I better post more porn then.
>>740126567
its goin wicked, i moved the video source in the timeline from below the sound source to... ABOVE the sound source in vegas 13. and thats it. still at a block for the music and i havent added sick lens flares yet.
>>740126995
its the other swordsman who assists the one committing seppuku
>>740127368
Not even penises.´
>>740127453
Still to tired to jerk off.
>>740127484
Sounds totally tubular. The stuff I recorded today was so good that I came so brace yourself.
>>740127549
Rub coffee on penis.
>>740127643
No coffee here only tea.
>>740127756
Cough E's onto penis.
>>740127643
its totally wicked my dude.
>>740128080
Gnarly!
This thread's bogus right now. I might go chillax elsewhere for a bit. Later dude.
>>740128578
aight enjoy the surfs up, gee.
And I'm back. Does anybody know what font the Bad Dragon logo uses?
>>740130231
Never mind, I just found it.
bois
>>740131091
Mornin'
>>740131272
Hay gay.
>>740131320
Haaay.
How's it going?
>>740131388
Went for a walk, having a coffee.
>>740131500
What was the walk for?
.
>>740131672
Calm my nerves and to get a coffee.
I like going out for a walk at night or early morning so I can look at the stars.
>>740131783
That's cool. I should spend less time staring at screens.
>>740131898
If you think so.
Goodnight, fags.
>>740131898
>spend less time staring at screens.
what do you even do
>>740132524
Night.
>>740132529
Play video games, do what I do here, watch stupid shit on youtube.
>>740132642
Play very bad games it seems
>>740132679
You don't know what games I play.
>>740132784
What games then
>>740132808
Why should I tell you?
Guess he doesn't want to convince me.
Hes got things to see and people to do.
I dont care enough to but I assume theyre shit
>>740133275
Well you can find out when you watch my epic compilation and I'm sure you will think they're shit. I know how you feel about non blizzard games.
>>740133422
this is gonna be S H I T
Wish someone would bite, lick, chew, slobber all over my taint hole. Fill me belly with jizz.
why now are all games utter garbage
>>740133720
What am I looking at?
You chosen some music yet?
>>740133848
See, I don't even have to tell you what games I play.
>>740133927
thsts the idea
>>740133927
My montage! so far.
yeah i did, i just searched bad dubstep and took the first thing i saw, its loud so thats covered.
>>740134171
Does it have air horns?
>>740134341
i am being lazy and cutting corners of satirism
>>740134465
You can't skimp on the air horns. What will the MLG pro's think?
>>740134574
i'll just show them that even aperture science cuts corners with their corner cutting machine.
>>740134638
At least put one air horn in there. Do it for Snoop.
>>740134729
ill throw in 4 air horns at random intervals that dont line up with the video
>>740134936
Perfect.
I'm going to bed. May you receive much doritos and mountain dew.
>>740135075
nite, ill put a dorito on it.
h-hello?
>>740135171
helo meow
>>740135171
Y so wimpy?
>>740135220
i-im new, how do things w-work here?
>>740135258
im just shy...
>>740135334
Here as in 4chan, /b/, or g/fur threads? Meow
>>740135334
People like you make easy prey.
>>740135382
the l-last one
>>740135413
o-oh
p-please i d-dont want to be eaten...
>>740135544
Its okay, you'd be raped first.
>>740135544
oh ill eat you...
...
out.
>>740135587
>>740135626
d-dont say that
>>740135544
Probably similar to /trash/ threads and s/fur threads. Porn inclination to gay furry artwork, people use namefag and avatarfag, people discuss whatever topic is at hand, arguements/drama, area code posting, selfloathing/advice, ERP, irl pix of butts/dicks/toys or the rare sfw pix, sometimes angry strays that come in: "fuck off nigger autistic faggots, hitler was right, leave 4chan, you people just want to fuck your dog, shitpost image capping" - so essentially people who weren't around /b/ for "yiff in hell furfags" + warhammer 40k, then lastly, gay furry porn sourcing, also more arguements.
Also meowwwww
>>740135715
Well its too late, bby-boo.
>>740135715
LIKE RIMMING GET IT IM So funny please shoot me
>>740136030
That boi does squatz.
>>740135783
t-that doesn't seem very appealing.. what do y-you like about here
>>740135864
d-darn
w-well don't things l-like that anymore
>>740135894
h-hehe
>>740136073
I need to me some squatz, I want my butt to be so turnt, I can crack a walnut with it, but juicy enough to carry an egg
>>740136112
What are things you do like that anymore?
>>740136112
r u 'avin a giggle dere m8
>>740136122
#buttgoals
>>740136180
ahh..
d-dont say*
>>740136267
m-maybe
whats it t-to you
I think I need to swear off porn for a while...
All my thoughts are focused on having bigger guys being super forceful with me. I kinda have a near rape fetish now and it's extremely unhealthy.
>>740136112
idk, i like the positive sides of the coin for what was listed/sounds as negatives (which are subjective). Friends, good art, advice, giggles and farts (sometimes chuckles and sharts), orginality of content/humor, discussions - I'd say overall I just like porn and people. Meowwww.
>>740136297
Y you got a stutter?
>>740136320
I have a rape fetish too be opposite.
>>740136297
bruh my gang will touch you in wholesome places (˶◠‿◠˶)
>>740136400
i-im just shy > <
>>740136396
w-well that does sound l-like fun
have y-you been here long?
>>740136442
o.o
p-please no
>>740136435
As in, you doing the aggression?
>>740136508
and we oppose other gangs in tickle wars (ᴗ)
>>740136609
fuckin fore channel deleting my wholesome internet faces
>>740136508
I've been on/off 4chan for longer than I care to say, haven't been active on g/fur till recently (couple months), since I'd normally get my pr0n from pixiv, u18 chan, fchan, e621 (and ocassional twitter/tumblr user) :b
Meowwwww
>>740136508
Poor boi, you must be so scared.
>>740136534
Oh yes.
>>740136689
o-ooh okay, y-you say meow quite a lot
>>740136727
h-help me
Prob gonna need a new bread thread soon? If someone wanna make/link
>>740136727
>>740136727
Ugh... why'd I have to hear that...
How far would you take it? How big are you? Both upstairs and down stairs?
>>740136943
How am I supposed to do that?
How do I shut my neighbours up? I'm not American so guns aren't an option.
>>740136943
It's my signature (also im a cat) meow
Since I don't name/trip/avatar fag so that people can know it's me (unless there's a way to tell? I'm not sure, on mobile, using Overchan)
>>740136989
Angrily and aggressively
Im not that hueg so it kinda sucks, im only 5'10.
>>740137017
CAST A SPELL OF PENIS REDUCTION ON THEM
>>740137172
Still taller than me ;) aaanndd that's what matters!
>>740137017
Each day for the next several months, leave a pickle (crusty cucumber) around their front yard, maybe once a week, not to draw suspicion. Have a friend on standby, so if they confront you, have your friend go over and drop off a jar of pickles.
I'm not sure where I'm going with this.
how are your neighbors loud?
>>740137267
You get a "maybe rapeable"