Have you ever ran from the cops?

>>740117109
>Got in fight at bar
>Cop says come here you bad boi
>Heh not getting written up today
>Exit bar and rud down side street
>Get on conveniently timed bus
>Mission passed no tickets or charges obtained

>>740117109
>B&E
>not trying to steal anything just doing urban x
>Cops show up
>nopethefuckouttathere
>cops posted at other exit
>runlikefuck.jpg
>lose them in woods
>casually walk home through woods
>play it off like nothing when walking out of brush towards parents while they"re in the backyard
>totally worth looking at ...fucking nothying in an abandoned warehouse.

>>740117109
>be me
>white suburban 19 year old
>walking home from work smoking a joint
>cop slows down and shouts something
>didn't give it much thought and ate the rest of the joint before bailing
>cop whips onto the side of the road and hightails it after me
>jump over several different fences and cut through twelve different yards before cop loses me
>walk into home sweaty as fuck and out of breath
>mom comments about me smelling like weed
>say nothing and head upstairs to bed

>>740117354
nice;D

>>740117109

>Be me
>Riding dirt bike around the neighborhood at night (Honda XR100 4 stroke)
>Riding around the walking trails at a nearby park. Not ripping shit up. Just riding.
>A wild police car appears!
>They tear across the grass to chase me. Too bad they're to dumb to realize a dirt bike can go places a Crown Vic can't.
>Mad dash to a trail through the bush. Shortcut for me but they have to radio backup and take the long way around.
>Riding behind a housing development. Shut the bike off, walk it for a bit and then stash both it and my hoodie near a fence.
>Walking on foot. See lights approaching. It's the cops. They flash their lights and flag me down. Coolface.jpg.
>"Hey, have you seen or heard someone riding a dirt bike around here?"
>"Yeah, I heard someone ripping up that way."
>"Thanks kid."
>They didn't even ask who I was or what I was doing out so late.
>Come back near dawn and retrieve bike.
>Ride home on the streets gently like a regular bike so as not to arouse any suspicions.
>Win.

>>740117109
*run from the cops

maybe if you'd paid attention in school, you wouldn't have to deal drugs

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Just gonna leave this here.

>>740117109
>be me driving home drunk from the bar, +-2AM
> 2 cops single car pulling over people
> 1 cop busy with one driver the other motions for me to pull over.
> i slow down and start to pull over then think fuck it and floor it.
> drove like a drunk badass all the way home, never got caught.

PS this shit only works in 3rd world countries.

>giving a blowjob in an alleyway behind a club
>cop shines his flashlight around the corner "HEY what are you doing
>push guy, dick hanging pants down, towards cop
>roll trash can in front of cop
>run around the establishment
>get back to the front
>walk in the doors and disappear back in the crowd

funniest /b thread in a while. It's confirmed the people on here really are degenerates

>>740119457
Hey. Don't do that. Drunk driving is bad, yo.

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Yes. Got away. Apparently cops can't see you duck into a parking lot while they're doing Uturn with their lights on.

>>740117109
lol dude in pic looks like he's more lightly jogging

Once

I ran from the cops through the woods at night while high on mushrooms

Anyone interested in the story?

>>740119801
Sure

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>>740119801
Better be good shit

>>740119801
nah man. why would anyone be?

if you are going to tell it anyway, would you
like me to repeat "yes?" after every other
sentence?

>>740120000
checkd.

>>740117109
>Have you ever ran from the cops?
>ran
>ran
And with that education, I understand just how poorly you paid attention in school, and why you have run from the police in your life...

One time when I was riding dirt bike down road. Cut across a few fields and came out on a different road and parked at my friends house for a while

>>740120010
Good deals

>>740119701
This, actually...

>>740120000
Quads of truth

>>740117109
no need I'm:
a. white
b. not a criminal
c. charming
wining combination when it comes to the police, I did do a baby burn out from the lights (accidentally, I didn't realise the lights had gone green so I floored it out of embarasment) whilst armed police occupied the range rover behind me (britfag). I pulled into an avenue and they blocked my exit with the range and hopped out and swarmed me. 5 seconds later we were all having a laugh and I was told to pay more attention to who is behind me at the lights. at the time my insurance existed but it was not in order and the ownership of the car was in limbo so if they had done checks I would have been fucked. it encouraged me to get my shit together though so now I'm constantly 100% legal.
Sept for the weed but no one takes that shit seriously anyway.

>>740117109
Once.

>be me
>with older brother and his friends
>brother's friends decide on doing a beer run at a liquor store a block from one of the friend's house
>all of us gather behind a supermarket
>behind the store theres a brick wall we can jump to get away
>4 of brother's friends go, me, brother and another friend stayed behind
>waiting
>waiting
>hear feet running and laughing
>they come running up with 18 packs under each arm
>see headlights from a car coming
>jump the wall
>tear ass running
>see spotlight shining around
>get to friend's house
>sweat bullets
>paranoid as fuck
>brother and i decide to leave
>walking down the street a cop comes rolling by slow and eye fucking us
>round the corner and book it home
>no one ever got caught

>>740120010
nice deals

>>740120749
Asshole.

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>>740119801
>>740120000

I got half way through the story and accidentally exited the window. Fuck sakes.

>friends talk about huge bush party, 2000+ people
>dont want to go
>they show up at my door anyway
>hop in my JDM WRX STi
>pick up booze and weed
>drive an hour out into the woods
>Find a nice hidden place away from the party to set up camp
>pitch tent and set everything up, head to the main party to find drugs
>find someone selling mush
>grab 12g for $80
>as by buddies are in a car making the deal, dozens of cop cars rush the party and everyone scatters
>we get the shit and head back to the camp
>argue over whether to leave or spend the night
>decide to leave
>pack up camp, drive towards main party area
>infested with polce, all ingre us and we head towards the road us
>roadblock
>"where are you guys coming from?"
>city name
>"no you're not we know you came out of the woods"
>"oh yeah we had a camp set up back there"
>"okay, go home now"

cont

>>740117109
> On my way home drunk as fuck
> See traffic light (the small moveable ones for roadwork)
> Thought it would look cool in my game room
> Casually have massive blinking light under small jacket
> Suddenly hear sirens in the background coming towards me
> Panic as fuck and start running
> Passing a busstop near a park
> Guy standing there looking confused
> Handing him the blinking beacon og yellow and hightails into the park
> mfw he gets busted by the cops and shackled
> Poor guy trying to explain it wasn't him
> Cops laugh at him and passes a ticket

Once in while have bad conscience, but long time ago now.

>>740120868
yes?

>>740120749
Reported, and impressed at how long these watch scams are actually bypassing 4chin security.... mad props bro

>>740119500
Amerifag? Is it ilegal to give a blowjob there?

>>740120749
Asshole.

>>740117109
>>>740120749
>Reported, and impressed at how long these watch scams are actually bypassing 4chin security.... mad props bro

"Watch Scam"?

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>>740120868

>get past huge raid, meet some people we know at the end of the road from the party
>they want to keep partying
>one guy know a place close to some oil refineries
>drive another 2 hours
>finally get to spot, 3 cars and about 16 of us left
>set up camp again
>drive car 20 minutes way to park it on a residential street to avoid suspicion
>get back to tent, finally get to eat my msuhrooms along with everyone else
>drink smoke and party in a cramped tent for about an hour
>suggest we go for a walk and have a fire
>as I say this we see headlight light up the tent
>poke heads out, its security for the oil refineries
>They look at us and drive off
>we continue on the walk and fire idea
>walk across a field and into some woods, look for a place to have a fire
>get a phone call from a friend who was at the end of the group
>cops, dozens off them
>we all return to the treeline to see cherries and berries near the tent
>mush starts to kick in, lights are melnting around
>the women in the group left their purse and ID in the tent

>fucking women

cont

>>740121274
> "Watch Scam"?
How old are you? 4?

>>740121363
what would you call it Mr cool?
"watch scam" is essentially the perfect and most efficient label for the scenario.
I want a better name or your a fucking loser

>>740120942
If I as that dude, I would have crushed your skull if I ever found out

>>740119500
would that even have been against the law?

>>740121277
yes?

>>740120942
kek

>>740117109
I've ran from security gards while tagging and got away and ive ran away from train police and got away. that's as close as I've got

>>740121512
I like how scammers on 4chan are getting bolder, mods never even bother these days... oh well...

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>>740121277


>Two friends offer to go back to the tent to get their shit
>everyone else lays down in the grass at the treeline
>the two dip off into the woods and disapear
>police start to comb the fields with flashlights
>we watch, unsure of what to do next
>they get closer
>50ft away
>one of us gets us, runs into woods
>everyone else follows suit
>police see us, yell at us to stop
>everyone runs into woods
>pitch black, mushrooms making colors in the darkness
>police flashlights shining through the trees dont help
>Book it parallel to the treeline with everyone else, feeling our way through the woods
>cops like 100ft behind us
>eventually we make some ground on them and cant see the flashlights
>come across a paved path in the woods
>follow it perpendicular to the treeline, back towards the tent
>vaguely see two figures in the darkeness
>"Fuck it if these are cops I'm just gonna turn myself in. This is ridiculous"
>Get closer

cont

>>740119701
Agreed

>>740121535
you know how it is with these police. You can't argue with them once they've got you set in their sights

>>740121706
yes?

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>>740120710
mfw a "beer run" in Canada means you are going out to buy beer, legally, by paying for it, not being a fucking degenerate.

>>740121617
Your tag better be good and not some juvenile scrawl messing up my fucking walls.
there is a difference between art and doodles.
is your shit legit bruh?

>be me 16
> With 2 friendsHolloween and stealing bags of candy
>See fat lady dressed as a pipy long stocking with a kind
>Easypickings.jpeg
>Make a run by grab lady is holding bag
> Ohshit pipy is a large well built man.
> Some how get the bag from him and run like hell
> Hiding in bushes 10ft from him as he calls the cops.
> Cop show up with flash light and sees us in bushes
> Scatter
>Cops for what ever reason choose to go after me
>Running through yards jumping fencing
>Cop cant seem to keep up after I start jumping fencing
>End up in the woods next to the river Scott free walk to friends house eating cand
>Meet friends at his house share candy and tell stories about what crazy shit happened to each of us

>>740121706
FUCK

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>>740121706

>get even closer
>its the two that went to get the shit from the tent
>they made it into the tent while the police went into the woods looking for us
>have everything the women left behind
>follow the paved path back the way we came and beyond
>cut through some backyards, find a main street
>cut off into groups of 4 or so
>walk and hour and a half across town to home
>trip balls in my room while trying to fall asleep

I cut a lot of details out but you get the jist.

I'm glad I dont do shit like that anymore. Dont do drugs, kids.

>>740121617
I have a guy that I buy weed from from tim eto time, he just laughs at car chases. He has a small looking suburban car with a massive customized engine.
Getting away from he cop in a residential area it night is laughably easy he says.
Just keep your cool, and make sure you are aout of sight for at least 15 seconds, then just park in some random driveway and kill the engine and lights.
Cops will never know if the car was there in the first place.

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>Walking on trail in the woods at 3AM
>See flashlights up ahead
>3 cops
>Quickly veer off the trail under a cloak of darkness, keeping my hands in my pockets, just to be sure
>mfw they walked RIGHT past me
>mfw when i get away with it

>>740121643
That's not a scam. Why would someone post a screen shot?

>>740121965
u cant stop me im a savage *dab*

>>740121205
No sexual stuff or nudity in public, but if they catch you doing it they usually just tell you to do it somewhere private.

>>740122106
You pay like $15 for shipping, it's not free you dumbshit.

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>>740122114

>>740117109
no, but I have let a few cops fuck me - in uniform

>>740120010
these are actually good btw..

>>740117109
best place to hide from the cops is among them. i get sworn in next week. protip: the laws now make it so we can pretty-much do whatever the fuck we please now.

>>740121924
Stealing candy? Literally risking not being able to get a job for candy?
How old are you?

>>740117109
a few times actually.
>Me and my brother and our friends
>Exploring rich neighborhood under construction
>Breaking into empty houses
>Eventually have to pee, so i do
>Brother's friend has the bright idea to shit in the house
>Tries to open sewer line with a rock
>Fails and shits on sewer line
>Cops roll up
>Run out the back and jump an 8 ft wall

>>740122137
what if they decide to give you a citation instead? Can you argue your way out of it?

>>740117109
>>>740122106
>You pay like $15 for shipping, it's not free you dumbshit.
It's not a scam. Scams like that exist, but that image isn't trying to scam people. That image doesn't have anything to do with watches.

>>740122211
better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path huh?

>>740122213
>At job interview
>Employer reads that you were arrested for taking someone's orange plastic halloween pumpkin bucket of candy

>>740117109
Another time
>Driving around neighborhood smoking pot
>Pass Cop
>See Cop start to pull a U turn in rearview
>Immediately start speeding, doing upwards of 70 mph on residential streets
>Lose Cop within about 20 seconds
>See cop on the other side of a large park as I am leaving neighborhood
>keks were had

>>740122213
That was 13years ago man. Small town nothing to do. But yeah I agree stupid shit to be doing. I unfortunately have more story's like that.

>>740122325
???? What in the fuck have you been smoking? He posted an image of watches on some sketchy website.

>>740122085
with what?
not allowed to walk on trails at 3AM in your country?

>>740122106
>Why would someone post a screen shot?
Why would someone post a screenshot?! Are you totally mindblowingly stupid ?
To bypass 4chan advert tracker, why the fuck else? It's not like you could post that link without being perma banned...
Do you think we are that stupid in here? It's 4chan after all...
I have seen that add for months now - so have half of this thread quite probably.
Go packing scam boy

>>740122410
Lol never got caught ad I was underage I got busted doing worse and employer doesn't know about it

>>740122467
idk better safe than sorry. You never know what they'll say

>>740122454
That post wasn't about a scam, or watches. It had nothing to do with that. Read the text on the original reply.

>>740122210
The post have been moved by moderators, should that tell you a thing or two about the BLATANT SCAM!
Btw: Nice IP proxying, what programare you using?
Are you going through a corporate firewall or an open school system?
Legit question

>>740122517
That wasn't a scam. It didn't have anything to do with watches. The specific reply was "wtf..."

>>740122672
>should that tell you a thing or two about the BLATANT SCAM

what kind of english is this? Eastern europe?

>>740122454
That scammer is quite tenacious, I have reported a heap of his posts, and many are deleted, he is using a ton of IP addresses. Must be a good business scamming watches to gullible 4channers

>>740117109
Last one
>Driving after eating shrooms
>Stupid bitch infront of me comes do a dead stop in a one lane road
>Haven't started tripping yet
>Rear end her causing a fair amount of damage to my car
>Was a pot dealer so had roughly 2 ounces of weed on me
>Give weed and all other drugs/paraphenelia to friend who begins walking away from accident
>Cops show up about 5 minutes later
>Woman in van I hit keeps talking about the guy who left the scene
>Everyone in the car denies
>Start tripping while talking to cop
>After getting a ticket walk over to cop to ask if it is okay to leave
>It is raining fairly hard
>End up standing in the gutter with about 4 inches of water flowing around my feet/ankles
>Don't even notice because high
>Have 2 minute conversation with Cop
>He assumes i am in shock from accident, tells me it is okay to leave if I think my car will make it home
>leave and pick friend up, head home

>>740122764
Oh mister " my language are superior" fancy boy.
You do know that Chinese and Spanish are actually spoken by more people than there are English speaking people, right?
And a crude condensed language on top of that...

>>740122672
Shut the fuck up skid.

>>740123191
Hahaha... not going well in the watch scamming business, now is it?!
People tired of your shit, are they?
Excuse me while I laugh my sides off at your misery watch boy...
Maybe we should look at that page and dox it to the ISP and local authorities?

Everybody has a "run from the police" story. Even me. Here`s a different perspective. Be me. 27 years on patrol. Latest try to run from me. 20 year old home boy in hotel room. Unwanted guest. Only one in room when contacted. Gives bullshit name. Partner locates stolen handgun under pillow. Homey tries to run and gets the jump on me. Makes it down stairs. My 57 year old ass gives chase. Tip: If you're gonna run from the police, don't wear baggy pants. slowed when pants drop to knees. I catch up and slam to the pavement. Good times had by me.

>>740123982
Kek - that post is gold

I don't know how to green text so don't even start! Yes I'm a newfag
>Be me with 2 friends
>all of us are 16/17
>really into parkour at the time
>we are practicing outside of a big brick building that used to be a mall back in the day, but was converted into a big tech company that went out of business in the recession
>we notice the entire top floor of the mall is empty
>the metal cage closing off the top floor from the bottom floor had a very slight gap allowing you to jump to an adjacent balcony to get to the top floor, going around the cage.
>want to explore inside... we jump over front desk/reception and hide looking for any cameras.
>we see a few, so we end up getting skittish and decide not to venture any further past the front desk...
>decide to take some scotch tape and make a small incision on the side, putting it on the bottom of all the doors on the top floor in the reception area.
>our plan is to come back and see if the tape has been broken which means somebody came and opened the door.
...CONT

>>740123982
which country was that?

>>740125132
Whadda ya know I can green text after all...
Anyways,
>come back several times.
>after a couple weeks we decide nobody comes here anymore and get the confidence to venture past the front desk
>jump the desk, open the door behind, and there is a security control room
>there is all kinds of stuff still... flashlight, computer, a locker on the wall...
>we open the locker and find it has a ton of keys in it. they are all labeled
>find a handful of my favorites..."master key", "roof access key", "money key"... there was literally a money key goddam for real!
>Open the computer, it's all dusty like it hasn't been used very much and the background of the desktop has been burned into the image of the screen.
>we turn it on and see it is running some security programs. there is not much on it except some photos of security guards.
>open security program and see all of the live feeds from the security cameras on the entire top floor...
CONT

I ran from the cops just the other night, chased me out of my house and blocked a good number of roads. I'm not gonna greentext the whole story cause it was boring and miserable, but backwoods sheriffs are incredibly stupid it's not hard

>>740125663
>no way to turn off the cameras
>we decide to take a stack of sticky notes and go to where all of the cameras are and put a sticky note over each and every one of them, allowing us to roam freely
>on the way out we find a closet with a CD/DVD player and a handful of remotes, and buttons on the wall
>some sort of media station
>push all buttons and find out they control the lighting schemes of the entire top floor... bright/corporate, moody/dim, and off.
>open the CD drive and see there is a disk in there... put it back in and there is music playing everywhere...
>One of the buttons is pushed and all of the sudden we hear a slight rumble from around the corner
>It's a fucking projector coming down with the feed of the DVD menu.
>leave music playing and continue the sticky note quest
>successfully find all cameras
>on the way back we are really feeling the music and excitement and we end up racing around in office chairs that were left over
>going as fast as we can all around the top floor we can see down to the bottom floor where they still have businesses open. All the walls are glass so they could at any time look up and see us sliding around, but they rarely come out of their offices.
>still the thrill of seeing them down there was undeniable
CONT

>>740117109
ran from one earlier tonight, at least im pretty sure I did.

>driving home from work ~12am
>live in very large town set up like a grid.
>don't signal and turned right on red without stopping first.
>cop coming down the street toward me, like literally a hundred or so feet once I turn.
>passes me and turns abruptly into the parking lot I just passed
>no lights yet
>make first left off main street and zig zag all the way home

Might have been nothing but I had a pretty strong feeling he was pulling a quick U-E to come pull me over.

>>740117109
No, but a cop ran over my feet with a motorcycle once.

>>740126138
>we decide to try to explore the entire top floor
>we find a really weird looking room that has vents all on the floors... turns out it's a clean room used to suck the dust out so they can work on electronics
>we find a giant electro magnet, a pair of industrial glass suction cups strong enough to hold our weight like freaking mission impossible or some shit, and a stack of really nice rods that are nice and light and fun to spar with.
>end up finding a back room with a ladder, and climb up
>it's locked...wait we got the roof access key, lets try it... boom it works
>Open it up and we are on the roof
>look around there's a high way near by and train tracks
>there's another ladder that goes down to the parking lot from the outside as well...
>hmm we can now come in through the roof this way in the future...
>go back down, and start fantasizing about what we are gonna do with our new hang out
>decide we should invite girls and have adventurous/romantic dates... play a fire on the projector, some music on the CD player and have a dinner and some chair racing
>make plans to do it
>go back to the security computer and find out all of the locks are electronically controlled and can be programmed to be locked or unlocked at any time.
>decide to have our adventure date this coming saturday, and set the south west door to be open during a 15 minute window on that day
CONT

Never police, but a security guard/night watchman or somthing

>>740117109

Did it many times, most was during 8-10pm while walking back home from the grocery store.

Things were different in early 2000s in my town, as all Sharjah Police force were busy arresting Children from my town so that they get taken to holding cells until 7am.

Don't ask what Aussie friends of Sharjah Ruler do to kids inside jail cells, it's part of being Zionist cult members.

But I became a good runner that was able to jump over 2m tall walls, which lead me to make Mirror's Edge video game but couldn't make it look like cops were trying to molest us, but more like carrying bags that contain hard drives and messages.

>>740125178
USA. WA State.

>>740126723
>come back that saturday
>we all go through the door, the lock was open just as planned
>have our date, play hide and seek
>the radio station that operates on the bottom floor is having a contest. they are calling it the hunt for the fugitive. they are saying that a lucky listener could win tickets to some huge concert if they find the fugitive. they are leaving hints as to his whereabouts. they hint that he is near their station.
>decide to try to find the fugitive.
>he's definitely not on the top floor but for fun we make a fake design on the security computer using ms Paint that says "the fugitive was here!" next to an image of a masked man and the radio station 98.9 Magic FM in the bottom corner.
>leave computer and play lots of CD's
>have fun
>mess with people on the bottom floor
>be in another room with my date while our friends are out messing around somewhere else on the top floor
>we decide to go back and find them
>see a construction worker on the top floor.. OH shit
>he is on the walkie talkie and he has my friends, but he hasnt seen us yet
>run back to the ladder and show her the way out
>climb down and we get away
>friends are still in there
CONT

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>>740122871
Smooth as fuck

>>740117109
>Smoking weed w/ friends like edgy kiddo
>Halfway through joint when cop car pulls around corner
>Run.jpg
>Still holding joint I fucking sprint into woods
>Everyone splits up and we get off scott-free
>Never smoking marinara outdoors again

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>>740117109
Kinda.

Happened a few weeks ago
>Be me 19
>Driving to McDeez
>Red light
>Can't stop
>Fuck
>FUCK
>FUCK
>Cop 2-5 meters from me at the other side of the light to my right.
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK
>Run Redlight
>Cop pulls out behind me
>I play it cool.
>Take every single turn till they stop following me
>Did... Did I make it???
>Look back
>HEADLIGHTS
>Speed off at 3X speed limit, then park in McDeez to meet friends
>Sup Guys
> "You okay anon?"
>Yea, fine
>Nearly shit self
>Am safe
>My face when

I DID IT... Maybe he didn't see me blow through the redlight, he was parked at the street thing that intersects mine, so he was looking at me head on as I do about 20 over the limit, then run the light. Must've just turned red, or he was in a happy mood since I got out free.

>>740127486
>decide to go back in for my friends to see if I can help them get away from the construction worker.
>find them across the way, but no sign of the girls. They must be hiding/successfully got out.
>another construction worker spots me and grabs me by my arm
>brings me over to my friends
>in our friend group we have lot of experience running away from security guards for doing parkour... we found out that some situations it is better to run, while others it is better to stay... so in order to maintain the element of surprise if we were ever caught we came up with code words that we would use. If one of us mentioned the word, banana pancakes that would mean that they are asking the others if they want to run or to stay... if one of us says "waffles" in response it means that we thought staying would be better, but if we said, "aunt jemimah" then that would mean to run... and we would run as soon as we heard the word.
>As we are being escorted my friend says, "I'm not feeling too good after all those banana pancakes..." other friend looks over and says "You should have had waffles..."
>we decide not to run yet.
>we get taken to the landlords office downstairs.
>landlord is telling them off and saying they need our parents phone numbers
>they call parents. parents aren't mad enough at us for the landlord to be satisfied, so he calls the cops.
>whoa we usually can talk our way out of it
>feeling the heat
>the landlord is demanding why we were there
>i say we were trying to find the fugitive
>landlord clearly doesn't know about any radio station contest going on in her building
>thinks we are lying
>my friend says, "I'm finally starting to feel better after those banana pancakes..."
>"Good for you, except you ate all of the Aunt Jemimah!"
>we bolt as soon as we utter the word, running as fas as we can
>do a couple vaults for good measure/bragging rights
CONT

Evaded a deputy on an Alabama back road one night by shining a spotlight in his eyes. Forced the pig to the side of the road. Got home and found a bullet hole in my tailgate. Fucker shot at us. We were 17 at the time.

>>740117109
When I was young and didn't make my money legally, yeah. I was nearly caught when I party I was selling at had a bunch burst in. I had a lot of shit still on me. Me and one of the partygoers were near each other, and some kind of Flash in a cop uniform was catching up. I kicked out the knee of the guy running beside me and the cop stopped to grab him. I hid, doubled back, changed direction and snuck away. Kind of backfired, partygoer who was caught was popular among my customers. I had to find new buyers.

>>740128417
>run outside across the train tracks and into my friends neighborhood which is a town home complex directly across the abandoned tech building.
>go inside. look out the window
>about 2 minutes later a cop shows up
>then another shows up... and then 5 show up
>7 cop cars are all on-sight across the tracks
>OH SHIT, did they see us??
>We decide to hide under my friends floor in a crawl space with the spiders.
>wait
>heart pumping
>get out, look out and the cops havent moved
>wow
>call mom, get picked up by her
>on the way home she gets another call from the landlord, and he sounds really mad but also really confused
>he apparently wants to know if we were messing with the computer... there is some image of the fugitive on the desktop background...
>my mom asks, and we play dumb
>success
>never got caught, still have the set of keys, and glass suction cups
>fin

>>740128703
Can you roll this story into a screencap? Was worth the read but I'm on mobile

No because I'm not a thug and the police are very professional and reasonable in my country

I once "ran" fro mthe police. I was driving and had one to many people in the back.
As I passed a streetcrossing an policecar pulled up behind me. It was in the middle of the night and there wasn't anybody else driving on the street. It was clear they wanted to pull me over.
I drove in to a side street just to see if they would follow me there. Don't know why I did it, I was stressed I think because they just drove behind me and didn't turn on their lights.
Anyway. They followed me of course and stopped me. They didnt ask why I drove in to the side street but told me that I was stupid to drive while I had to many people in my car.
Luckely they were pretty chill and just told me to overthink what I did. They drove half of my mates home with their policecar and told me to get the rest home my self.

Not that much of a story, but the only encounter I could have had problems with afterwards.

any cops on /b this morning?

>>740122541
Are you autistic? Serious question

>>740122308

No.

>>740128907
Stop asking for a screencap you can post to reddit you fucking faggot. God I hate you people.

>>740128907
Sure... glad you enjoyed

>>740130137
GG faggot

>>740130404
Thanks man

>>740130404
Please don't cater to reddit fags, at least make him do the screen capping himself

>>740130753
Glad you read the part where I said I was on my phone.

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>>740130696
Is this a reddit thing, you gonna post it on reddit?

>>740130997
This is a I want to save it on my phone thing
Thanks though

>>740117109
>got caught smoking in mall
>ran in a circle and went through the garage to leave
>beat my meat that night

>>740117109
Sort of. Bailed early after a Brawl. Some peeps stuck around and spent a night in jail.

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>>740130696
>>740130997
Fuck I messed up the screen caps. Accidentally put two duplicate paragraphs in... this is the correct one.

>>740130980
Glad you read the part where I said I cared

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>>740131447
Hmm can't seem to find where you wrote that