Asketh thy magic deereth anything

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Will she ever see me again, oh wise deerfag?

Should I host the HG tonight?

should i kill myself?

Should I relapse

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>>740111177
Will i die alone

Will I ever find happiness?

is foot inflation porn a sin in the eyes of the Lord?

>>740111177
Are you, magical deer, really a credible source of information?

>>740111177
Is there any hope for humanity? Oh wise magic deer

Will my virgin boipucci be defiled?

>>740112175
fucking fat pig. don't take my word for it take his.

Has the Magic 8-Ball been lying to me all along?

Is it worth it man?

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should i sleep

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>>740111915

ok goodnight deer friend

will i get the puss

>>740112294
Okay.
Will I be the sole winner of the MegaMillions lottery's jackpot between tonight and the drawing on September 26 of this year?

>>740111177
will i get the job

>>740111177
Will everyone that posts in this topic become a qt bimbo slut?

>>740111177
WILL I MEET MY ONEITIS AGAIN?

WILL SHE BE A VIRGIN WHEN I SEE HER?

WILL SHE WANT TO BE MY WIFE?

When this goes public will they believe

>>740112450
ONE AT A TIME, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE OVERWHELMING THE DEER.

Will I ever be happy

>>740112227
I'm gonna take this to heart.

>>740111177
Will I find a good friend soon?


I'm lonely and need a friend to talk to and do things with

>>740111177
Will my future be decent?

Will I ever be half as happy as I was 2 to 3 years ago?

>>740112450
0
ROLLING AGAIN

>>740111177
roll

Will she let me make a sex in de bum bum?

>>740111177
Will I get a deer gf?

Will I hook up with a succubus right now?

Bed?

>>740112502
Fuck well will I be successful

>>740111177
Am I going Repulse Bay soon

If Pinocchio says ”My nose shall grow now", will it?

Will tomorrow be a good day?

But fap first?

Does she stalk me on Twitter?

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is my nigga jon dead? been gone for a few days

should I fap?

>>740112756
damn bois, he ded

Tf man

>>740112716
But what ?!?...

>>740112673
Okayyy will i live past 25

>>740112796
yes, BUT

May I be granted complete control of reality?

>>740111177
will i ever get out of this godforsaken shithole?

>>740111111

>>740111177
Are Jews evil?

>>740111177
Will I find a hotel thread on 4chan?

Can I get a cute dress?

>>740112626
Two of them?

>>740112992
Three?

>>740112502
>>740112673
>>740112826
Alright so I will never be happy and something bad will happen before I'm 25 but I won't die

If you cum for a sperm bank in New Year's Day 1999 at 7 am central standard time and then your cum is shipped to Australia where it is still 1998. Is your kid then a time traveler?

Should I go to bed?

>>740111177
Deer fag will she love me?

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>>740112395
Hah

>>740111177
Deer fag will she love me??

Is magic real?

>>740112907
wow... thats depressing... should i just off myself then?

Should I continue along this path

Finger my butt hole?

>>740113394
It doesn't like that you called it a fag. Apologize immediately.

>>740113500
Should I finger my butt hole?

will i go on an adventure this weekend?

Am I a beautiful woman?

>>740111177
should i marry her?

>>740113588
Thank you magic deer.

Do Chinese believe in Santa

Does SJH love me?

>>740113648
fuck you deerfag

R0ll

>>740111177
Is she calling him?

>>740111177
should I talk with Sonya?

>>740111177
Will I go to vegas in a few weeks

>>740113874
calm it, bro
god

>>740111177
Can deer consent?

>>740111177
Is she awake?

will i get sex this year?

Katt?

Will i get laid this year?

>>740111177
Is she calling now?

>>740111177
Should i find another job?

>>740114177
It says "Fuck No!"

do I ask her out

>>740111177
Is trump in danger?

Will my nephew tell his parents about my visits to his room in the middle of the night?

>>740111177
should I join the russian army?

>>740111177
then the fat will kill him?

>>740111177
will hillary take his place around the next 4 months??

>>740114325
uh oh

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Will my favorite pornstar ever squirt in my face?
Pic related

>>740111177
Will you give me the sweet taste of death?

>>740113455
the rope won't support my weight?! thanks for the tip.
how about a nice mix of booze'n'pills?

should I leave my girlfriend?

>>740111177
Will I get the job?

Will my next Darkest Dungeon run be absolute shit?

>>740111177
will i ever find love

Will my life het better

>>740114670
i need to know

should I really do the bike thing ?

>>740111177
Give me death

I too need to know

>>740114770
fuck you deer

Dear deer , should i talk to her again? :/ im so sad gosh

>>740114525
the fuck... i'm even too fat to die from booze+pills?!
could i throw myself off a building and leave a giant fat-filled crater?

Does masturbating really make my peepee smaller?

>>740111177
Will she let me fuck her raw?

>>740115020
Please deerlord I must know

>>740115111
Hell yeah

>>740111177
Will she say yes tomorrow

>>740115281
Woo

Will I find true love today?

>>740115002
FUCK YOU!! YOU FUCKING FUCK SHITDEER!!
UR2FAT YOU GODDAMN COCKSUCKER!!
COME AT ME, I'LL SNAP YOUR ANTLERS LIKE TWIGS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR URETHRA. HAPPY BLOODPISSING YOU FAGGOT!

>>740111177
Did I make the right decision leaving her MAGIC DEERETH

>>740111177
Should I cheat on my gf?

Should we still be friends ?

>>740115607
So like end all connections ?

>>740115640
Yo

>>740111177
Will I be able shoot lasers from my eyes tomorrow?

>>740115674
Understandable MAGIC DEERETH.

>>740115486
But ? what exactly ? ))

Will I rule the world

>>740115756

I did the right thing though ?

>>740115813
Hahaha, have a nice day MAGIC DEERETH.

Can i get it done

Will everything be ok?

>>740115840
Well if you say so,

How will this thing go ?

>>740115876
I'll have to work for it, I know

>>740115861
NICE

>>740115716
Does this mean I will be constantly shooting destructive lasers from my eyes with no way to turn them off

Will she b mine

Niggerdeer, are traps gay?

>>740115943
I guess, what happens will happen

>>740111177
Am I gay?

>>740116080
Rolling again

>>740111177
should i sleep?

Are aliens real

Should I marry my wife

Is marrying my gf a good idea

ok

Should i hit karen up?

>>740111177
is she love me?

Is we are going to marrie in the future?

>>740111177
Am I going to be happy ?

Will I win the lottery

Will her and I be together again?

>>740111177 will i fight love

>>740111177
Will I ever eat ass?

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Good deer, should I try hitting on my best friends sister?

>>740111177
will he ever love me? or am I just a silly girl deluding herself into thinking he'd ever consider someone like me?

Will it last?

>>740117666
what does 666 mean???? I need answers...

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>>740111177
am i a weeaboo?

>>740111177
should i do what im about to do

>>740111177
Myself?

>>740111177
will she??

will she say yes???

Time to quit and move cities?

Will I find love soon? :^)

>>740117892
should I an hero

should i go to bed

>>740111177
Will I get to fuck her if we are just friends can we be fuck buddies

>>740118038
second this

>>740111177
does she love me? uwu

>>740111177
should i sleep?

>>740118238
yay

Will my hackathon project video succeed?

>>740111177
Will I break up with my gf soon?

>>740111177
will i get nudes of that girl i want nudes of within the next week

>>740111177
Am I destined to be a trap goddess?

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>>740113648
>>740113659
I can now rest tonight knowing that some anon proposed to his partner because a fucking deer said he should.

>>740118668
erect my penis

>>740117777
nice quads

did i choose right?

>>740119160
rolling

>>740119090
Soon, anon

>>740119189
uwu

>>740111177
I need something to fuck, is there willing pussy in my immediate future?

>>740119344
But my dick needs it, I gotta know

>>740119410
Fuck you, I'm rolling again

>>740119447
Fuck

I am an alpha male

Oh magic deer, keeper of thine secrets, is OP an faggoteth?

>>740111177
roll

>>740111177
will i find girl of muh dreams tomorrow?

Will she cheat?

>>740119857
Something's not quite right....

>>740119955
reroll for dubs
also im 5"11 170 fuck you deer

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Will part 5 get an anime.

>>740111177
roll

>>740111177
will i like it friday?

Should i masturbate

Should I go to work tomorrow?

will life give me lemons?

should i shoot myself next year on this exact date

>>740120440
*clears throat* will life gib me lemons?

Kitten plz

>>740120940
Kitten plz

>>740120940
>>740121000
Kitten plz

>>740121055
Fuck you deer

Will she?

Will we last

Will i live forever without pain or the feeling of eternity

Can I fuck the deer?

Please

Fuck

are you a liar?

Is green a creative color?

Will I have the sex today

>>740111177
dvfdccvcvvcv

>>740111177
Should i watch my hero academia?

>>740111177
am i about to fuck this girl at work

>>740111177
>Should i watch my hero academia?

>>740122140
nigger

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>>740122168