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ITT: You walk into the public bathroom and see this. What do?

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ITT: You walk into the public bathroom and see this.
What do?
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>grab
>cut
>watch
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>>740110347
Slice it off
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>>740110347
Suck on that fat head.
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>>740110347
Snort a line and go back out into the gayclub to look for traps subs n cds
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>>740110347
Get aids
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Suck it
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>>740110347
Give it a nice slap
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These new shampoo dispensers are great
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Season it
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>>740110347
Touch it with my mallet and threaten them to give me their money
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>>740110347
Bend it backwards
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Suck the racism out of that evil white cock.
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turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>740110347
hang up my showering robe on it
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Steal a stock image. Stat!
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Hang my robe up on it.
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>>740110672
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>>740110664
She would
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>>740110347
sit on it with my ass of shit, if he's still into it.....Keep going
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>>740110672
I don't get it? Wouldn't you still be facing the same direction?
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>>740110347
Widen my stance.
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Probs ask 4chan
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>>740110885
Elo newfaggot
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>>740110885
sure is summer in here
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>>740110885
> Being this new.

Welcome the 'chan, newfriend.
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>>740110863
This
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>>740110672
wow

just wow

what a fucking idiot
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>>740110347
Suck it!
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>>740110885
yes, so you do get it
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Blush and kiss the tip of it...
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>>740110347
give it the old suckaroo
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Stomp it.
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>>740110347
Anons, I'm pretty sure OP wants us to say we'd suck it so he can fap to it
>>740110885
reEEEEE
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>>740110672
amazing fail. not sure if troll. not likely.
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>>740110654
Underrated post kek, but I would shove a long glass rod down his urethra and crack that shit like a glow stick. Then stomp it multiple times and rob him
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>>740111047
lurk moar
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Pull down my shorts, and press my hairy pussy up against it. Fuck it hard, until I feel him cum inside of me...then whisper hotly to him.."Enjoy your aides.."
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Suck it hard then piss on it and Stick it in ass and fuck it hard. I have aids anyway
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turn 720 degrees and pass out
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rub it a bit to get it diamons hard

yank it forcefully downwards

this breaks the penis
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Grab it, push pencil right through it. That fucker ain't going nowhere. Maybe his own 127 hours movie after he cuts his own dick off to escape!
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Stick a glad rod down it and crack that shit like a glow stick, then stomp it and rob him
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Turn 1080 degrees and walk out and die
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>>740110756
>>740110885
>>740111047
>>740111236

sure is summer in here
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>>740111509
Summerfag alert
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People ask me why i carry vice grips. this is the reason.
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@740111582 fuck off new fag
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>>740111654
>@740111582
Top new kek
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Snake charm it
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>>740110347
Stomp it
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>>740110347
If dubs I suck it. If singles a run away.
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>>740110347
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhy-jK93hY4
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>>740112001
Cute mouth
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>>740110347
>take shoes off
>give it a footjob
>put shoes back on with with feet soaked in cum
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>>740111654
Kek
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>>740111453
>reversesmile.gif
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>>740110347
Suck and swallow?
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>>740110347
I'd stab my knife down the middle of it at the base, and when he pulls back trying to get free, the blade of the knife will bifurcate his dick.
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>>740112118
This is the only real option.
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>>740112315
Now you have to post feet so I know if I'd want to be the dick, anon.
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Whack a mole
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>>740110347
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>>740110347
Do the same
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>>740112155
Mmmm
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>>740110347
Not safe for a blowjob, you might catch something, but a handjob is always nice.
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>>740113117
Oh shit vampire dick
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>>740113117
Smoked meat logs
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>>740113190
if you stuck yoru dick in a hole in the wall would you not have different logic for the receiver?
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grab a a really sharp knife and chop it off
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I'd tie a noose with my laces wrap it around his dick, and proceed to dangle from the noose.
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>>740113773
Tie the noose to the toilet and leave
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>>740110885
Gtfo newfag
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>>740110397
this desu
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What if you look on the other side and it's the dick again? The lights flicker and you hear heavy steps outside the door. What do now?
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>>740112659
k
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Stab something into the euretha
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>>740110347
Pop it with a big ass rubber band.
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>>740114728
Yeah, I'd be fine with those on my dick.
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>>740114728
Why even try to do a background?
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honestly, I wouldn't cut it but I'd scare him into thinking i would. I'd grab that shit and get a pair of scissors just to open and close it a bunch.
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>>740113321
kek
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Wait no if I had super glue, glue it to the hole instead then stab it then kek
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>>740110347
Never done anything with a guy/dick before. But if I went into a cubicle and saw one through a glory hole id be tempted to at least give it a hand job and possibly spit on it
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tie it up....(pic related)
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>>740110347
Hang my jacket
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>>740110347
Tell my children that I love them
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>>740110347
>pic related
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>>740113321
kek
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Slowly restore his foreskin with him. Pop a truvada and put it in my ass
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shove one of these on it. make sure the ring is larger than the glory hole.
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using my big ass knive, cut it down in half and pin it at the wall. Call it the red dick flower.
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Ease it into my pussy and see how much cum it can pump into me
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Turn 200 gradians and moonwalk away.
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>>740111654
Holy shit you are not on facebook faglord mc newfagson
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>>740114921
I'm gonna need to see that dick. for research purposes
>>740115009
my bathroom is lame
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>>740114728
more
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>>740113321
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>>740114728
Do they smell?
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>>740118483
It's alot better than that shit.
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>>740118483
K
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>>740110397
>>740110457
>>740110459
Yeah, please. You are too beta to mutilate anyone. Thats good, tho.
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>>740110347
a condom, and now is safe to suck!
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>>740113117
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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>>740119053
Classic meme right there
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>>740114728
you want to sell pictures to me?
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>>740110347
Stomp that mother fucker so hard it comes off
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>>740110347
random anonymous decent looking dong just appeared? probably give it a shitty HJ/BJ honestly. Would never go looking for that stuff but if it was just there, sure i'll try.
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>>740114728
moar
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>>740110347
Fuck marry kill
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>>740111843
Lmfao
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>>740119916

oh shit dog yeah lemme def go to that [email protected][email protected]!
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>>740119652
I believe this anon more than anyone else in this thread
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>>740110347
Hang the toilet paper roll on it.
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>>740110347
Kick it.
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>>740110347
I would drop to my knees like the closet faggot that I am and take that big beautiful cock into my mouth and suck it until it explodes down the back of my throat....
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>>740120684
>AIDS
>you die a few years later
Was it worth it?
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>>740110347
kick it and give it a penile fracture
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>>740120745
I don't want aids, but we all gotta die sometime.
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>>740121438
Well then why not just shoot yourself right now eh?
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>>740110347
I'd probably jack it off. I'd want to suck it and put my asshole on it, but I don't want any diseases.
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>>740121556
I've thought about that actually. I hate my life. My Mom died recently and since shes been gone, I really don't give a fuck about anything anymore. So yeah, not a bad idea.
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>>740120684
post your feet
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karate chop
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>>740121590
I'm clean. I wish I could tell you that in person so you can go all out on me :3
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>>740122263
If you lived near me, and you were truly clean? I'd jack you off and suck you til you were rock hard, then get down on all fours and let you slam fuck my asshole until you explode deep inside of me.

Always wanted to do that, just never have out of fear of diseases. Just not worth it to me to take the risk, but I have always wanted to.
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>>740122472
I've never... Actually done it with a guy before. But the thought of an eager bouncy male ass gets me hard
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>Take off belt
>proceed to wrap belt around penis
>pull tightly
>hold on for dear life as the beast struggles to fight back
>penis goes purple from loss of circulation
>blood proceeds to drip from the base with the belt still around.
>criesofagony.jpg
>wait until the victim stops fighting back
>blood and semen now erupt from the purple snake.
>take belt off, the fag is now dead.
>clean belt and put it back on
>continue with my day
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>>740122570
That makes two of us. I've never done anything with a guy before. I've always been with females. The thing is, I've always had the fantasy of being completely submissive with a guy, pleasing him any time he wants and being his personal cum dump. It's just a huge fantasy i've always had and really wish I could live out some day. I would damn near worship a cock if I ever had access to one...
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>>740110347
This
>https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501056433502.webm
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>>740122661
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>>740122684
Wow. I'd probably love you. Looking to get on top and pound some cum in some tight hole. Wishing it was yours tonight. Got Kik?
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>>740110620
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Kick it from the side
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>>740122824
I don't have kik. Thought about getting it though, just never have.

And just out of sheer curiosity, where do you live? I'd love to take you into my mouth and get you really hard, get down on all fours with my ass in the arm and have you mount me from behind and just fuck me as hard as you wanted to, just take out your aggression on me.. then tell me you were going to cum in my ass..i'd want to hear it before you actually did it.. knowing it was coming would really get me going.
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>>740110672
Same old responses newfags try so hard to blend it fuck off back to plebit and also u would be facing the cock meaning u like what u see u faggot
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>>740123178
States. CA. And I would sound so weak if I was about to bust my load in your ass. I probably couldn't control myself.
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>>740123286
Same about the states but i'm in IL.

As for sounding weak? I wouldn't even care. It would just excite me to hear you tell me you were about to fill me with cum. Knowing you were about to explode inside of me would really intensify my desire to receive your gift inside of me. As for not being able to control yourself? I wouldn't want you to. Telling you... I want to be used. I don't know where this desire comes from, but I've just always wanted to be completely submissive to a man, and live to please him. I don't even require anything in return, I would be completely happy just serving your needs. I'd even be ok with being locked in one of those cock cage things just to further take away from my own pleasure. I'd want to be dedicated to your pleasure any time you wanted to cum.
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>>740123575
I really need to cum right now. Full day's load, waiting to be aggressivly pumped inside you. I just want to see your ass right now so I can bust.
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>>740110347
>hopefully have knife
>put on gloves
>grab tightly
>stroke head to make harder
>slice the head off
>run
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>>740118561
>>740119162
nope
>>740118502
>>740119711
eh, why not
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>>740111843
Holy shit post some more of this
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Be bewildered for a moment and a bit distracted from my dump...and then jerk it off with the hand I didn't wipe with for etiquette.
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>>740110347
If it was that cock that's a pretty nice looking cock I would probably suck it
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turn 1080 degress and suck it
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>>740110347
Super glue it to the wall
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>>740110347
umm suck and jerk it off until it shoots cum down my throat

duh
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>>740113321
Kek
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>>740110347
Ask permission from the big-dicked alpha if I am allowed to suck his cock. If he is so kind I will suck it until he cums, then take a selfie with his cum dribbling down my face and treasure it forever.
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>>740110347
Light it up
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Smack it as hard as I can. Or touch tips. One or the other.
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>>740110982
>>740111035
>>740111043
>>740111083
>>740111220
>>740111509
>>740114150
What if you all fell for the bait
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>>740110347
Since he wants to join in the Pain Olympics but is too pussy to do it himself, help him with that
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>>740110347
>lick it
>rub it
>suck it
>try to fit it up my ass
>realise it's too big
>bob and weave and box it like an angry mouse
ejaculation
>my elation
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>>740114728
How do people get off to this?
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>>740110347
Shame it's cut or I would give him a handjob.
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>>740111179
cute
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>grab it
>throw shit at the guy
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>>740111454
Love that idea, but it's better backwards
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Slap a clamp on that fucker
Boot through the wall next to
Him
Suprise muthafucka.jpg
Fuck his ass with a condom on
Blow a load on the ground near his feet
Now he's gotta try and not slip on my jizz and lose his dick
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>>740110672
you'd be facing the same direction dumbass
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stomp on it
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Dock it
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>>740110397
>>740110457
>>740110459
>>740110654
>>740112512

Lotta niggers around here just happen to be carrying blades.
Jus' sayin'.
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>>740130169
Perhaps some of us just like having the utility of a knife.
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>>740110347
Squirt ketchup on it and take a good hard bite.
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>>740110347
Judo chop it
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>>740110347
Succ
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Go to the next stall and ask what the fuck Is he doing.
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I'd get a sharpie and draw a dick on it
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It's a shame probably none of the ones saying they'd fuck or suck it are probably even half as cute in life as they are in my head.
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>>740131738
>tfw you forget you already said probably
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paper cut
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>>740131873
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>>740119652
Yeah, that's pretty much my stance. The lad is generous enough to put that shlong out there, might as well at least give it a stroke and suck treatment. I would prolly use a tenga egg on that and take a video of it. Especially when it cums!
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>>740110572
This
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>>740129826
Lurk moar bud
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>>740113117
Tell my girl to drain both
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>>740130169
Um excuse me its a mallet not a knife
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>>740110672
kek. what a bunch of newfriends replying
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>>740130169
My roommate almost always has 2 things on him, his 1911 and his switchblade. I know when he doesn't have the switchblade on him because that's when I find it in the shower.
When you ask him why he need a switchblade to shower is response is "Don't you exfoliate when you bathe?"
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i push my hard dick in the same hole pushing his back and see what happens when my dick is on the other side
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Call the gf in.
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