ITT: You walk into the public bathroom and see this.
Touch it with my mallet and threaten them to give me their money
Suck the racism out of that evil white cock.
Underrated post kek, but I would shove a long glass rod down his urethra and crack that shit like a glow stick. Then stomp it multiple times and rob him
Stick a glad rod down it and crack that shit like a glow stick, then stomp it and rob him
shove one of these on it. make sure the ring is larger than the glory hole.
If you lived near me, and you were truly clean? I'd jack you off and suck you til you were rock hard, then get down on all fours and let you slam fuck my asshole until you explode deep inside of me.
Always wanted to do that, just never have out of fear of diseases. Just not worth it to me to take the risk, but I have always wanted to.
>Take off belt
>proceed to wrap belt around penis
>hold on for dear life as the beast struggles to fight back
>penis goes purple from loss of circulation
>blood proceeds to drip from the base with the belt still around.
>wait until the victim stops fighting back
>blood and semen now erupt from the purple snake.
>take belt off, the fag is now dead.
>clean belt and put it back on
>continue with my day
That makes two of us. I've never done anything with a guy before. I've always been with females. The thing is, I've always had the fantasy of being completely submissive with a guy, pleasing him any time he wants and being his personal cum dump. It's just a huge fantasy i've always had and really wish I could live out some day. I would damn near worship a cock if I ever had access to one...
I don't have kik. Thought about getting it though, just never have.
And just out of sheer curiosity, where do you live? I'd love to take you into my mouth and get you really hard, get down on all fours with my ass in the arm and have you mount me from behind and just fuck me as hard as you wanted to, just take out your aggression on me.. then tell me you were going to cum in my ass..i'd want to hear it before you actually did it.. knowing it was coming would really get me going.
Same about the states but i'm in IL.
As for sounding weak? I wouldn't even care. It would just excite me to hear you tell me you were about to fill me with cum. Knowing you were about to explode inside of me would really intensify my desire to receive your gift inside of me. As for not being able to control yourself? I wouldn't want you to. Telling you... I want to be used. I don't know where this desire comes from, but I've just always wanted to be completely submissive to a man, and live to please him. I don't even require anything in return, I would be completely happy just serving your needs. I'd even be ok with being locked in one of those cock cage things just to further take away from my own pleasure. I'd want to be dedicated to your pleasure any time you wanted to cum.
eh, why not
Ask permission from the big-dicked alpha if I am allowed to suck his cock. If he is so kind I will suck it until he cums, then take a selfie with his cum dribbling down my face and treasure it forever.
Love that idea, but it's better backwards
Slap a clamp on that fucker
Boot through the wall next to
Fuck his ass with a condom on
Blow a load on the ground near his feet
Now he's gotta try and not slip on my jizz and lose his dick
Lotta niggers around here just happen to be carrying blades.
Yeah, that's pretty much my stance. The lad is generous enough to put that shlong out there, might as well at least give it a stroke and suck treatment. I would prolly use a tenga egg on that and take a video of it. Especially when it cums!
Um excuse me its a mallet not a knife
My roommate almost always has 2 things on him, his 1911 and his switchblade. I know when he doesn't have the switchblade on him because that's when I find it in the shower.
When you ask him why he need a switchblade to shower is response is "Don't you exfoliate when you bathe?"