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What's the best regional pizza and why is it Detroit-style?

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What's the best regional pizza and why is it Detroit-style?
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>>740098070
Everyone's regional pizza is the best, cos that's all they can get and it's all they know.

Fuck is wrong with you?
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>>740098178
Joke's on you, I'm not from Detroit.
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>>740098070

holy shit that looks awesome, like the mix between a cake and a pizza, i´d personally add more sauce and more toppings but it looks awesome
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>>740098306
So how come you know what a Detroit pizza is?

Best pizza I know is a place about 10 miles away from me. It's too far to travel for it, but if I'm ever in the area I fucking get one.
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>>740098070
Detroit all the way
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>>740098565
Because it's possible to prepare it elsewhere
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>>740098070
That looks so good...

Of course I am really high so
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>>740098565
10 miles away is far? I guess maybe by bicycle
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Buddy's & Jet's are both godly, great call op.
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>>740098070
Because it comes with free bullets in your head
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>>740098811
You'd do a 20 mile round trip for a pizza?

That's some hedonist shit, right there.
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Ironically, the restaurant here that serves Detroit pizza is named "Chicago Deep Dish Pizza" because they don't know the difference. Correcting them seems like it would be rude.
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This is a pizza.

>ITT: fags pretending NY pizza isn't superior.
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>>740098983
eh if it was as good as you say, sure. I guess maybe not if it's like LA or some shit and a 20 mile trip takes 2 hours
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>>740098070
Looks like lil caesars shit to me.
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>>740099088
detroit is stupid, and should be nuked. preferably with me here
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>>740099219
New Haven Pizza > NY Pizza.

All day. Every day.
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Quad Cities style you ignorant scum.

Malt in the crust.
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>>740099351
The Red Wings tho.
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imho any pizza is ok and i will eat it, unless it has pineapple in which case you're a horrible person and deserve to die
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>>740099551
agreed
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>>740098070
"Deep dish" ISNT FUCKING PIZZA
It is just a loaf of bread with pasta sauce and grated cheese
>image related
It is a deepdish sandwich
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>>740098070
>detroit style pizza
>Stale bread topped with fat hooker undertit cheese scum, bullet casings, rusty bent nails, and broken glass
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What is detroit style is it just deep dish?
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Um obviously brooklyn is the best
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shit, as long as it is
hand tossed
and cooked in a
genuine pizza oven (wood burning preferred)
I'm cool with it.

so I go oldest school:
Margherita
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>>740099219
>cut into squares
Why do people do this?
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There's a reason most pizza restaurants and chains try and emulate NYC style, cause it really is the best.
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>>740098070
Looks like a knock off of Sicilian.
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>>740100291
There are more slices if you cut a circle into squares
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>>740100291
The only time I found it necessary was when the company I work for had 60+ people in line for pizza. Full slices don't work with that type of management.
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>>740100327
No, because it's cheap as fuck to make and has a great profit margin.
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You faggots are too young to remember this, but it was glorious. Back when Pizza Hut was actually good.

https://youtu.be/nFDl9jiLJpo
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>>740099219
That's a pizza-flavoured table.

>>740100338
And NY is a knockoff of Neapolitan. Welcome to America.
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>live in small town in southern WV
>only pizza places are chains that everyone has like little caesar, papa john, pizza hut, etc
>bunch of wops move into town and open pizza joint, call it Brooklyn Pizza
>it's fucking amazing
>local rednecks keep spray painting KKK and penis's hanging from gallows on the side of their building

mfw the best pizza place in town closed down and the wops moved out
thanks rednecks.
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>>740100190
>hand tossed
You dont toss deep dish
They just shove dough into a square pan and call it good enough
Deep dish = lazy pizza
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>>740099319
You do realize that company started in Detroit?
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>>740099432
This. I lived in Brooklyn for 7 years and swore that Grimaldi's was the pinnacle. Started dating a chick from CT and we went to visit her folks and had Pepes and Mr Bimonte's and it blew my mind.

If Nyc pizza is a 9 when done right, New Haven is a 10.
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>>740100634
No wonder it's shit
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>>740098983
Maybe they deliver?
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>>740100694
Have you ever been to Detroit? Probably not. So..
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>>740100877
Why would anyone ever go to Detroit?
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>>740100474
Many chain stores also offer deep dish. It's just not as much as a seller cause it isn't as good.
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>>740100694
Sees 8mile once
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>>740100998
Detroit is a wonderful place. But just like every big city it has its problems. It's definitely in the up though.
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>>740101151
>Detroit is a wonderful place
Still waiting for a reason why
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>>740101151
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>740098070
Fucking hell i thought it was actually pretty funny that little caesars called their deep dish "detroit style" because when you think detroit, you don't think quality
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>>740098983
i would drive 100 miles for real NY pizza, that detroit pizza looks like what they had in middle school
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Niggerino supremo is the best, only served at nigger jims in downtown Chattanooga.
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>>740101151
>image search Detroit
>top images
It's shit
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>>740099432
>New Haven Pizza > NY Pizza.
they must be putting meth in it and its rotted your taste buds
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>>740100577
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>>740101151
There are literally whole abandoned neighborhoods in Detroit, it's halfway to being the next Pripyat. Hell, I think I'd rather go to Pripyat than detroit. At least I could make STALKER references with actual cintext
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I like freshly grown pizzas
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>>740101340
Lots of beautiful art.
It's beautiful along the US/Canada boarders. If you've never been here you'll never understand the pride we have in our community. Not everyone is a nigger/faggot. Always something to do. beats the hell out of L.A or New york
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>>740101647
Refer to
>>740102210
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>>740098070
looks like cheese bread not pizza
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>>740102210
>beautiful art
Dude, it's falling apart.
If they had any pride like you say they would at least try to clean that shit up.
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We Brits have pretty good pizza to be perfectly honest
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>>740102621
We are very thankful we split from the empire early on.
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>>740102105
That actually a good thing soon all of that land will turn back into farm land. The people of Detroit built every car in America for years then it was all taken away from us leaving a lot of people no other choice but to leave / do crime even. The fact that abandoned house are coming down is a wonderful thing it was a city built for millions now only a population of 673,000
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>>740102621
>british food
Good one anon, at least you guys are in on the joke
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Sweden: Banana, Pineapple and Kebab pizza
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>>740098178
New York style if my favorite and I've never been there.
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>>740102479
They are. They are redoing almost all of downtown (Jefferson area)
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>>740102987
I'm all for pineapple on pizza, but this is just taking things way too far...
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>>740102621
Nigga, is that beans and eggs?
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>>740103023
Normal American pizza with default toppings is best, comrade.
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>>740102987
>Sweden
>Kebab
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>What's the best regional pizza
Mid Ohio Valley Pizza
https://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php?topic=15736.0
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>>740098070
Napoli, Italy of course– Pizzeria da Michele
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>>740103121
Cool, call me when they're done. I'll just be chilling in my city which isn't trash until then.
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>>740103217
Fried eggs are great on pizza. Do you guys seriously not have that in the US?
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>>740102912
>thinking anything edible can grow in the no-doubt heavy metal laden soil
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>>740098070
Around my parts Barros is the best IMO
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>>740103549
>too poor for toppings
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>>740103549
yes, thats a Pizza! not this american junkfood style, they have no idea what a real Pizza taste like
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>>740103571
Will do! Call me when y'all got that 10 cent bottle return.
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>>740103729
>wanting to mask the flavors of truely fresh tomatoes and mozzarella
What's wrong with you?
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>>740103729
its called Neapolitan,
was just in the US, they rarely even offer buffalo mozzarella - Neapolitan pizza (Italian: pizza napoletana) is made with tomatoes and mozzarella cheese. It must be made with San Marzano tomatoes, which grow on the volcanic plains to the south of Mount Vesuvius, and mozzarella Campana, the DOP version of which is made with buffalo mozzarella cheese
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>>740103682
Hell naw

Oh no baby what is you doin'?
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>>740103682
that is an abomination upon Mankind
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hot wing pizza is tasty af
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>>740103939
>having to use bottle returns as a selling point for your city
I honestly feel bad for you now
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>>740102987
Banana topping: puke puke puke
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>>740102912
Also there are probably lots of old buildings they can't tear down because they have asbestos in them. Tear those down and you're gonna end up with a cloud of asbestos fibers that will show up in the lungs of anyone within a few miles. Not enough to kill or even cause mesothelioma (in most people) but more than you want in your lungs. That shit doesn't go away
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>>740103682
>eggs+cheese+tomatoes
Ok, eggs and cheese work well together as do cheese and tomatoes.
But eggs and tomatoes?
I guess some people here like ketchup on scrambled eggs, but they always get weird looks and are constantly made fun of.
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>>740103682
Never seen that in my life. Murican. 51
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>>740104652
>But eggs and tomatoes?
have you never had a veg omelette? it usually has tomatoes in it and tastes great
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>>740104226
It's a state thing actually
we have the best coney dogs, Pizza, pop not soda, fucking rock & roll, rap game is on point, red wings, Hookers are cheap liquor store and gun shop in every block. I'll forever sell my city like I sell rocks to base heads
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>>740102987
maybe the kebab would be good but bananas?
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>>740104807
I usually have boring breakfasts, dont have much time in the early morning rush.
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>>740104648
Like every place with old buildings doesn't have this problem? Just Detroit?
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>>740102621
Id eat the fuck outta that
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You scum american have no idea what a pizza looks like and tell shit go kill yourself under your tons of fat and coca cola and shitty weed trumpers PORCAMADONNA STRONZI AMERICANI CHE CI FOTTETE LA CULTURA E POI LA INGOZZATE DI LARDO E ANANAS DI MERDA DOVETE SOLO MORIRE MALE FECCIA VORREI CHE AFFONDASTE E CHE COLOMBO NON VI AVESSE MAI TROVATO UN POSTO DOVE STIPARE LA FECCIA
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>>740105160
Wot m8
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>>740104193

can I get uhhhhhh.... boneless pizza
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>>740104845
If you WERE actually being serious in this post that makes the statement more hilarious because most of those (barring food/music as those are subjective) are reasons to avoid the place
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>>740105460
Where you from?
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>>740104845
>coney dogs
Not interested
>Pizza
Deep dish is an abomination
>pop not soda
Diabetes fluid, got it
>fucking rock & roll
Got the internet for that
>rap game is on point
Nigger music
>red wings
Who?
>Hookers are cheap
Don't need them
>liquor store and gun shop in every block
We have a ton of liquor stores and amazing pubs. You would have a hard time not finding one, or five.
We dont need guns as much here, we dont have people breaking into places or trying to steal shit, not that you can't find a place that sells.
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>>740099319
this had to be the best fucking pizza ever! awesome paired with zima!
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if you ever stroll around mexico city visit this place its really worth it, some crazy ass tasty pizzas there, their homebrews are also great
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>>740106051
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>>740106083
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>>740105160
Don't spill your spaghetti pastanigger
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>>740106083
Way too much cheese and topping
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>>740106249

yeah they have the craziest toppings in there, fucking pizza with chilis relenos on top or big ass fries and shit
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At least it's not like Chicago style. That shit is more casserole than pizza...
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>>740103462
Dicarlos? Jesus I never thought I'd see someone who even knows what the ov is....
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>>740106270
Needs some pig's meat on there to ballace out the pineapple.
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>>740105649
So where yee from? We have some of the best art institutions as well. All I'm saying is it's not all ran down like people think it is. We have so much more culture than is shown from media seeing how the only time you hear about Detroit is bad things happen. It's not true, that we have just let our city go. yes we have crime as does every major city. All I'm saying is at least I can show pride in my community even though the house across the street might be falling down. Just remember that in Detroits prime we were the hardest working city in the u.s. we have been through riots, police brutality, corruption and at the end of the day will always put on for our home. Regardless of some neck beard that's made because we have better pizza.
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>>740098070
New Haven style
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If this was old /b/, things would be different.
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>>740106429
you just never had good chicago style pizza then
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So bad. Thats not even pizza. Thats "bread" with some cheap ass looking cheese on top. This detroit shit has nothing in common with actual pizza. Amerifats have no food culture.
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>>740106556
>So where yee from?
Boston
>We have some of the best art institutions
Ditto
>We have so much more culture than is shown from media
I dont doubt that, but I dont travel to Detroit for the same reason I dont visit India and their cultural shit streets
>we have crime as does every major city
You guys tend to be... above average
>even though the house across the street might be falling down
Kek
>we have better pizza
It is an insult to pizza everywhere
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>>740106850
Have had it and am not saying it's not good but it's almost like a pot pie compared to almost every other style lol
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>>740106850
Does this count?
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>>740103682
that looks delicious
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>>740107282
ya i like chicago style once in a while but prefer normal pizza t b h

>>740107353
nah more like pic
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>>740107667
What's the difference?
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>>740098178
its not that difficult to make pizza and you can get different styles premade in the frozen food section
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>>740107754
Pasta and bread are not the same thing.
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>>740107254
HA!! Boston? What a shit hole! Thats coming from someone from Detroit. God, you fuckers have the most annoying voices. everyone seems to think they are better than everyone it's just how it goes bud. Plus the bruins suck! I mean at least in Detroit I can go for a run in a marathon without having to worry about getting blown up.
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>>740107754
Cheese inside sauce outside
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>>740105569
California, not saying it doesn't have problems (a lot of them) but at least I'm not proud of them
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Americans pretending to make a good pizza
Hilarious
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>>740107919
I mean it's kinda like a child. Yeah they fuck up but they are still "yours" if that makes sense?
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>>740106467
Ham and pineapple. it's called the Hawaiian

even though it was invented by a Canadian and an actual Hawaiian native will look at you like you're retarded for ordering pineapple on pizza
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>>740108101
Puts egg on pizza
>kek
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>>740108180
All pizza shops should have a bar lol
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>>740108101
put corn and plantains on pizza
kek
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>>740105035
Yes, but I was responding to the idea of tearing them down to make farmland not that it's exclusively that way in detroit. The same goes for any other place that has asbestos in it. They cant remove it without disturbing it and that's what causes thee fibers to become airborne and that stays airborne for a long time especially indoors
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>>740098070
>Americans pretending to make a good pizza
>Hilarious

This.
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>>740108180
Yus
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>>740108511
>not even posting what you think good pizza is
>fuck you if you post some bullshit margarita wood fire pizza

this,
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>>740108508
Things I'm not worried about.
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Primos pizza in Carlsbad, CA is the best in southern California
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real pizza coming though
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>>740107884
>blatant lies
Whatever you say fam
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>>740108822
lets see it
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>>740108873
close up for the blind
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>>740098070
Looks like a bastardized version of Chi towns deep dish
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>>740108867
Fam? Nah.
What's a lie? that Boston is shit? That the bruins suck? It's true you know..
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>>740108957
>disappointed.jpg
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>>740109009
It's literally the opposite.
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>>740098070
looks like a slice of melted cheese and some ketchup on 2 inches of fucking dough, get fucked that is not even pizza
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>>740098070
I honestly agree with you. new York uses superior ingredients, but the sum of the parts is greater than the whole, somehow. when I'm craving pizza, cheesy, crispy Detroit squares satisfy me
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>>740099936
U mad bro
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>>740109154
black detroit style satisfies you?
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>>740098070
That looks worse than little caesars.
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>>740099551
We could nuke it when they're on an away game. They can still be from nuked Detroit and their fan base wouldn't really decrease that much
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>>740108867
I'll just leave this here..
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Fuck everyone in this thread im a true pizza lover.

Ill eat any pizza anywhere anytime
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>>740108292
How dumb are you man? Italian fag here, boiled egg on pizza is awesome you asshole
It's so sad that you think you have some kind of taste culture...
It's like to see niggas debating about laws
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>>740108718
I couldn't care less about what you are/are not worried about, and the people in charge probably don't care about either of our opinions. Unless the government changes the law those buildings have to stay there whether or not the risk would be worth the reward. Asbestos stays in your lungs forever, the less exposure to it the better, just like ionizing radiation
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St. Louis
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>>740102210
>so much pride that our property values dropped so drastically that someone was able to economically buy this beoitiful opera house and turn it into a parking garage

Y'all detroiters are weird. God bless.
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>>740109066
Comming from someone who considers buildings in this condition to be "beautiful art" and thinks that deep dish is "the best pizza", I feel that I have the right to disregard your oppinions on what is good and what is shit.
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>>740102152
/thread
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>>740107353
This is not even pizza this is lasagna and is very different ingredients and waaay more difficult to cook properly
My grandma is God tier on this one
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>>740109630
Bahahaha!
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The 4chan special please
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>>740098395
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>>740109832
That just shows we only park with class. Keep your grey wall cement structures brah
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>>740109914
Comming right up
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>>740103682
>this motherfucker right here.
went to Argentina and found out about pancetta/ fried egg combo.
it changed my life.

>pic related
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>>740103708
Missourian here, I was scrolling through this thread and I thought you wrote ">IMO's" and I was going to piss on you for being retarded. Have a good day.

>>740109667
Retard. *psssch*
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>>740110044
I think in Italy you go in jail for abominations like this one
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>>740109850
When did I say that an abandoned factory was art please screen cap this
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>>740110044
this is disgustng as fuck
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>>740110117
>implying none pizza with left beef isn't a tumblr meme
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>>740110117
I like how they took the time to kinda make them on the left side.
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>>740098070
>Detroit-style
That's not pizza
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>>740110117
>implying no pizza with left beef isn't a tumblr meme
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>>740110230
That image predates the very existence of tumblr
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>>740099761
You're fuckin wrong, ked
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>arrive ITT
>control + F
>"Imos"
>only result is "Primos"

This thread is fucked.
Allow me to attempt to salvage it with the GOD pizza.
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Not the best pizza, but great for late drunken nights at college.
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A good pizza has a crusty/chewy crust that's not real thin and that's made with yeast. (Don't want all the toppings to slide of like it was a limp dick) Then you use fresh tomatoes, oregano, garlic and a dash of a good dry red wine to make your sauce. Fresh mozzarella sliced medium, and a good homemade sausage and pepperoni, mushrooms, (truffles if you can get them)
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Beat this
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>>740110583
whats distinctive about St Louis style pizza?
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>>740110842
Provel cheese
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>>740102621
its like im having some kind of strange calling to the motherland. my ancestors were torries and cooperated with the british.

is that naan bread?
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>>740110834
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There's something about /b/ that never fails to disapoint - the YLYL threads are always boring as shit. The pizza threads are full of the worst pizzas known to man. The porn threads are trivial and boring. But start a "REKT BREAD" or "worst image you've seen" and you get all the good content.
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>>740102621
Lawdy, that looks horrific.
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>>740110842
It's only distinction is how incredible that something so popular can be so universally hated
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>>740110996
Counter attack
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>>740110224
It was heavily implied in this post (due to the picture you provided)
>>740102210
That a crumbling buildings with with debris lying around and holes in the walls could classify as "beautiful art"
It was your choice of image, not mine.
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>>740100487

yum brands really fucked pizza hut and their other brands too -- kfc & taco bell were actually edible. now they're total shit.
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>>740103571
Just made me fucking miss Boston, man shit. Been living in CO for the last five but y'all caught up and legalized so maybe I can come back
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>>740110834
>>740110996
>>740111265
filthy peasants, these abominations shouldn't even be allowed to include the word "pizza" on the package
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Proper NY pizza is bestest. Shitty chain style like pizza hut is a guilty pleasure. Proper Italy pizza is great too. It's a shame half the pizza places in Italy think that soggy pizza is okay.
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>>740111268
I said the city's was beautiful and I just grabbed the first pic off google to show the old craftsmanship off Detroit. Just remember. Your city will be the same some day. I mean it's already shit so..
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>>740111265
Why waste time eating dinner and then desert?

Get back to fapping to traps quicker by combining the main course with the desert and eat them together while you sob like the pig you are.
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My personal preference.
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>>740111268
>kek
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>>740098070
LOL at anyone not eating ny pizza
You are failing at pizza son, get your shit together nigga
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>>740111403
But pizza is just a simple vegetable.
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>>740111755
>Roxbury
You literally searched for Boston's ghetto and it still looks better than most of Detroit.
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>>740111699
My experrience is they are like eating a chunk of cooling lava.

The exterior has hardened into a cold and inedible rock like substance while the interior is scalding hot liquid magma.
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>>740098070
It's the water...it's always the water

Flint Michigan style
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>>740110741
Did you all even know that peperoni is Pic related?
Dumb af amerifags
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>>740112296
What you mean with pepperoni is salame.
You buttface
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>>740111980
Maybe we can go back to talking about how you can't go for a jog in Boston without worrying about blowing up? Have you been to Detroit? Would you run your mouth in Detroit? Probably not.
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>>740100291
St Louis style pizza is cut into squares because it's too thin to be cut into normal slices. Cracker crust w/ prove master race reporting in.
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>>740112538
All of you Boston pussies are the same
Irl cucks with stupid voices
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>>740112538
>Single event vs daily threat of getting shot
Thanks for explaining why Detroit is so shit
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>>740112849
So you are saying that in no way it's possible to be shot in Boston? How rich are your parents?
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>>740103682
Imo's in st Louis does a breakfast pizza with bacon and scrambled eggs. Goddam delicious.
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Detroit Style? So like made by niggers and delivered on a stolen bike?
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>>740112849
Oh yeah maybe I should mention. I'm not from Detroit I just really like to lie. Have a good night mate
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>>740112296
Nice pics of sweet peppers. A fruit, not a meat product. And really dip shit, you're gonna jump my ass because I used the American word for it?

>you can't even spell right with spell check
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>>740113052
>How rich are your parents
MY house is in a fairly rich area, but because of how nice Boston is as an area property is very sought after and costs a fortune. Crime typicaly only happens in the poorer parts north of Boston.
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>>740098306
Jokes on me, I am from Detroit.
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>>740113691
You forgot these dubs
Check em
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>>740113319
I don't give a fuck, I'm just here to waste time anyways
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>>740114028
Why waste time? you live in perfect Boston
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>>740114182
It's 2:00 at night, what do you want me to do?
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>>740113610
I am saying that what you define meat is a vegetable and the real name of that meat is salame
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>>740109630
bravo! un bel calzone con uovo.. ma sbattere un uovo su qualsiasi altra pizza la trovo un'esagerazione...
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>>740114417
Push rocks fuck hoes
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My local Little Caesars is under new management . They started making THE PERFECT pizza. Literally better than 4xPizza Hut. The cheese is like from out of a movie it streches for days. They're always fresh. Omfggg
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>>740114182
meet me at the airport and i'll knock your block off
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>>740115151
7-11 pizza is better. Meet me downtown on 3rd st and I'll smash your face in
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>>740114481
So you're gonna transpose you're definition of something where you live, onto what I say and what I mean where I live? You've got a serious problem there man. Who the fuck cares, so long as you know what I meant.
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>>740115234
Bahahaha okkkay
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>>740115151
>4xPizza Hut
4×0 is still 0
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>>740115234
Im at the airport I need a ride
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>>740115542
Yeah right, if your fighting ability is as shit as your taste I'll kick your ass
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>>740116803
This.
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>>740103549
>>740103914

Italy pizza is garbage pesto on cardboard weakass shit!
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>>740116469
i need a ride to the airport ot kick some ass. i'm at the 7-11 on 3rd street pick me up. don't make me wait
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>>740098070
I think you misspelled Chicago style
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>>740098070
funny thing is that pic isnt even pizza. its cheese bread with marinara. not even detroit style. (im from detroit) you lose good day sir.
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>>740118064
I'm at the airport I need a ride to 7-11 to get my ass kicked
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>>740103939
>10 cent bottle return
Really? You know that you pay an extra 10 cents in deposit when you buy it, right? You are literally bragging about nothing.
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>>740111062
yet you're hear pretending like everyone cares about your feelings and opinions just kys you sad pathetic pussy ass cunt
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>>740099936
lol awesome
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>>740119461
Not if you collect bottles retard
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>>740098070
OP is a dumb cunt. that photo isn't detroit style pizza... its not even pizza. its cheese bread. clearly OP is a nigger who's single momma could only afford the cheese bread and has always told him it is pizza.


checks out.
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>>740098070
Pizza is a delicacy. It's only natural that people should like many kinds.

Chester Bennington isn't allowed to have anymore pizza. He had to go hang somewhere else!
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>>740103549
The original and best. Having worked as a worked as a pizzaiolo making Napoli pizza, it is a joy to work with such amazing ingredients! San Marzano tomatoes grown on the slopes of Mount Vesuvius, 00 milled Caputo flour, olive oil so good you could virtually drink it by glass, DOP Mozzarella, the list goes on. So good!

I'm getting hungry now...
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>>740110519
no, you're the wrong one

pineapple on pizza is not only execrable, it is indicative of a deep moral failing on behalf of the diner
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>>740120429
nice what a badass podesta rules
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>>740098395
It's shit, to much dough and probably drowned in too much sauce.
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>>740098070
Lahmacun
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>>740100487
Is that like when /b/ was good?
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>>740120808
Wanna suck my cock for a cream filling?
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>>740120978
also in the real world we call it cheese bread and marinara dipping sauce
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i dont know if watching non italians discuss about pizza is hilarious or horrible. Go back talking about burgers or fried fish faggots
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>>740120879
>moral failing
You have peaked my interest
How so?
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>>740121229
shut up dago we distilled a 2500 year old culture into the one good thing and ditched all the rest

pizza is american now, like the republic
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>>740121488
well first off you got 1488 so you're automatically a nazi

next question
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>>740098070
you spelled Chicago deep dish pizza wrong
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>>740121632
You spelled "cheese pie" wrong
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>>740121548
>1488
I thought nazis were around in the 1940s
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>>740121028
Well whip the little fella out...wait, I can't see it...oh, there it is! Hiding behind that pube!
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>>740121722
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words
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>>740098565
Little Caesars makes Detroit style
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>>740121865
more like little cheesers, mirite?
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>>740120003
Is that what you do all day?
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>>740121979
no, sometimes i tell retards to fuck off
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>>740099219
literally anywhere else > NY pizza
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>>740110139
im not even sure what you would've been mad at me for. but thanks?
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>>740100657
underrated post. I've heard this about New Haven as well. Need to verify for myself
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