ITT: Your life in one pic

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>>740061904
this is my jam

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I make piano tracks on soundcloud, I should be euthanized

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>>740064532

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>>740061904

age not specified to prevent b&

sex every day basically with boyfriend

>feels good man
>keep scrolling down for more emo posts about how everyone here has le hard lyfe
>git gud

>>740065527
I'd rather be depressed than a faggot.

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>>740065847

when you're bawing in a suicide thread about your exgf or your parents not liking you or some mundane shit I'm having wild and amazing sex.

Your life is a joke lol

>b-b-but ur a fag!

Keep crying son

>>740066178
When you catch the bug and decide to end it before aids takes its hold and I'm bawing in a suicide thread.

Your life is heresy lol

>b-b-but I won't catch the gay plaque!

Keep being a bottom son

>>740065503
ngl I laughed at this

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>>740066744

>being this dissatisfied with your own life

Yeah man if me or my partner spontaneously develop aids I'll let you know. Do you even know how std's work? I'm probably half your age and get laid more than you, and know more than you.

No wonder you're a disappointment kek

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>>740061904

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>>740067001
>being so dense you come to brag about having sex with another man on 4Chan

You're more likely to catch it than a straight person. Do you even know how statistics work?
It's sad that you put so much emphasis and self worth into the amount of times you've put your dick in someone

The disappointment will be with you soon kiddo!

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>>740061904

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>>740061904

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help

>>740066178
>having shit all over your dick is amazing

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>>740067954
BROTHER

>>740067001
only ugly gays are faithful

>>740066178
>he thinks a smelly dirty dry shithole can be fun
>he doesn't realize all the wet warm tight pussy he's missing out on
>he thinks he's winning because some mentally challenged pig who enjoys shitting on his dick lets him be a degenerate faggot
top kek you're fucking worthless than the deppressed faggots itt, at least they wont get the GAIDs or get pooped on (then brag about it as if it's some sort of achievement, LOL)

>>740069076
he's the one getting fucked in the butt anon

he feels appreciated and cared for by his partner the same way he never felt his father cared for him

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>>740061904

>>740064532
>that image
>that context
Man I can hear the shitty FL studio piano with no editing to change the tone or color of the sound and I laughed kinda hard ngl

>>740065503
I don't get it

>>740069570
It's a dignitas clinic

>>740069570

anon feels like a steel fuckincade building

>>740069403
oh, so he enjoys pooping on others rather than getting pooped on
a slight upgrade in the disgust scale, albeit not by much.

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>>740069476
im glad I could make you laugh my dude

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>>740061904
Just one shit thing after another.

>>740069479
Shit son

>>740070248
I'd start a Lamenters army, but i cant paint yellow or checker board. kind of fitting.

>mfw when this is my life

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>>740068675
Going to hospital soon. Also negligent discharge missed my head but at least just a few millimeters. But now makes me wanna do it. INb4 r9k

>>740070901
Hello fellow student

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>>740061904

>>740069514
Looks more like pooping to me.

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>>740070901

>>740067065
All too real

>>740070901
>>740070982
How much debt do you guys have? I took about 20k over my four years but it was all government subsidized so the interest rates are low. 4 years later I've whittled it down to about 13k. It sucks but overall definitely worth it to be making what I am now.

>>740071597
im feeling with you my dude...

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>>740071830
Put that polar bear on my sailboat and maybe he'll push through the wall to find his way home
>childish yet satisfying fantasies

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>>740061904

>>740062762
is the deer dead?

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>I've come to accept that I am the clown

>>740072630
no

>>740072871
110% my life

>>740069481
I sometimes feel trapped in the year 2007 too.
But don't worry it'll pass

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I am a therapist. I help people vomit and piss out their pain.

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>>740071524
god i hope this is OC

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>>740065527
You faggots are all the same in 3 weeks hes leaving you and you start cutting yourself and complain on tumblr.
The thing is that faggots can only survive as long as they have a dick up theire ass because the don't have backbone.

>mfw my life is way more shitty, but at least i don't go to hell and still have selfconfidence.

>>740070205
Barron?

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>>740071524
No, you don't get a gun.

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>>740061904

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>>740061904

>>740073268
Nice

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>>740061904

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>>740061904

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No debt, great job, big paychecks, 6 figures just sitting in the bank, own my car, own my house, thin, told I'm attractive by women with no incentive to lie but there just seems to be two types of people in the world: ones I like and ones who like me. There is no overlap between the two groups.

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>>740070982
>graduate
>>740071724
Almost 90k. And that was over 3 years. And that was with a supposed 76 credit transfer. I'm also a proud representative of those who signed on for a 20k loan, but ended up with something different by "happenstance." But I can't sue my college. Nobody wants to sue my college. Even though everyone knows they are stealing from inexperienced young adults and the government. Not going on. There is more, but I'll finish my rant.

>>740075326
Sounds like you have an ego problem, tbh. Maybe you should look more inward instead of listing all those things you think everyone is looking for.

>>740075326
What do you do for work?
Where did you go to school/college?

Looking at changing careers and don't want to make anything less than 80k after graduation.

>>740072582
haha i m gonna have a 2mx3m prussian flag on my wall soon

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>>740061904

>>740075776
this describes my situation perfectly. maybe i can find a girl and change her

>>740075140
i like how everyone outside is a nigger
who the fuck wouldn't rather stay inside under such circumstances?

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>>740076128
this

>>740075536
If anything I don't have enough ego, which is part of the problem. I've just been fortunate with how things have landed financially. Well that and not being an idiot about things. I have a coworker who's over 30k in credit card debt. No reason for it, other than he overspends on everything. I could outright buy a BMW with cash but a Toyota makes more sense. I could also hit up the gold diggers like other guys do but "nope".

Mostly people just look at me and see a totally boring dude and I find it hard to break the ice when there's no mutual effort.

>>740075628
Software engineer. The trick is to try and get in somewhere that'll get you a security clearance. If you're an American citizen by birth (and don't do illegal drugs), this is no problem and pretty much guarantees you a pretty good, secure, high paying job. Visa holders from India can't take these jobs. You might start out a bit under 80k but you can get over that fairly quickly.

My advice: learn Android programming. It's portable and interviewers are impressed if you have literally anything on the market. If you can display something suitably interesting you might not even need a degree. I don't have one.

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