ITT: We all live in the same house

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HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO WASH YOUR FUCKING DISHES!

I sleep on top of the bunk bed! Also I will volunteer to clean my the kitchen and buy food

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I've got dibs on the room with its own bathroom!!

>>740027591
THOSE ARE YOUR DISHES AND YOU KNOW IT BITCH. IM NOT THE ONE WHO EATS SPAGHETTI ALL THE TIME, SO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.

>>740027525
Who the FUCK left his hairs in the bathtub after shaving? It looks like a fucking WOOKIE died in there. You are disgusting!

>>740027682
Chill I know I said I'll do the kitchen but I meant not now .im too stoned

>>740027525
Our house, is a very very very fine house

>>740027721
Get your shit together you said your too high to shower for a month now.
This weed makes you paranoid. You can't drown in a shower.
You stink

>>740027525
>Knocks 3 times on the side wall while saying the below

Pff, looks just fine, a hammer and a couple of nails and it will be like new.

>collapses

Oh Well, but the garden is nice...

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>>740027713
To whoever fucking left it, good job. Now it's destroying the town. Fucking clean up after yourselves you filthy animals.

Who changed the wifi password? I need to update my ps4 come on

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>>740027525
How DARE you lock me in the fucking basement with the rest of these mongoloids OP? I HAVE RIGHTS!

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>>740027753
I think I forgot to flush my shit 2nd toilet 1st floor please DO NOT FLUSH IT DOWN ITS MINE !I'LL COME BACK NEXT WEEK

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>>740027525
HONEY WHERE ARE MY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS?

>>740027682
>fluffy wub sketties
>Daddeh gib sketty an huggies?
>Best dancie fluffy fo sketties

>>740027867
Password is mycock. I know. Not that long.

>>740027669
That's my room. I'm not sharing my room cuz I ain't a faggot.

can't a guy masturbate in this house with a LITTLE privacy?

>>740027828
>Be me burning corpses in garden

Fuck it we'll rebuild it I've got a couple of spare bodies we can use as bricks

Alright, who left the front door open ?

It's bloody draughty in here.

WTF are you trying to do?

..... get us all to get blown off somewhere?

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>>740027885
Guys please help I dont know what to do

>>740027668
At least someone's a decent person in this household. Please stay, don't mind the ones causing so much mess.

>>740027867
Yea about that, you know the guy from the basement? Yea, someone forgot to lock the door and he got out. So... PC Master Race and all that... your PS didn't survive the meeting with him. Sorry dude.
>>740027885
Who the Fuck forgot to lack the door again?

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what's this doing in my room?

>>740028007
...what the? How the fuck did you find my sex dolls? GIVE IT BACK

>>740027956
>>740028047
Of course man im a cook kitchen gotta stay clean but inb4 I only shit in the shower and I will not clean that

>>740027906
No worries. I'll take care of it. Your shit has a roommate now.

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WHO THE FUCK DID THIS TO THE LIVING ROOM

>>740028007
Avoid Chris, Avoid the Walrider and find your camera

>>740028121
kek sorry

>>740027525
*crashes through the ceiling holding an mlp fleshlight*
fuuuckkk guys this house sucks!

WHO THE FUCK ATE MY TACO, STUPID NIGGERS!

>>740028099
That's Trisha. She's a unique sex doll I bought on craigslist. She can talk, even without batteries.

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>>740027917

THAT'S IT I'M GOING FOR A DRIVE I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!! FIND YOUR PANTS YOURSELF!!!!

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>>740028169

>>740028121
Dude... chill, was am EPIC party last night... I think, hehe... shit, where are the muffins?

>>740028108
I'll just waffle stomp it, don't worry.

I'll, uh, cook for everyone, I guess.

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>>740028193
STFU bitch or else you're getting the belt

>>740028169
Can I borrow it? Just for 30min..

>>740028216
Lemme get a BONELESS PIZZA

>>740028155
No no, don't blame the niggers. I ate it. I'm sorry, I'll just buy you a new one. But the good news is, at least it wasn't you who had to suffer diarrhea.

>>740028155
Why the fuck didn't put it in the fridge?
You left it out on the counter.
It had maggots all over it.
I threw it in the basement. ask the retards that live down there.

>>740028233
Just clean off the cum from last night's event and you're good to go.

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Welp, If I'm stuck in this basement I better find something to do to pass the time...I've fashioned myself a new sex doll

>>740028151
..may I feel what it's like to fuck a pony?

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I claim the bathroom, not a room with a bathroom.

A bathroom

>>740028193
What are you talking about. You don't even have a car. They don't call you bobbycar steve for nothing.

>>740028311
Oddly enough that sex doll looks like the hooker we rented from two weeks ago... Oh shit.

>>740028348
Can we at least use it from time to time?

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Guys who the fuck has been going through my gfs panties? She folds them neatly before putting them away and then we come home and it looks like this. Fucking weebs stay the fuck out our room!

And what's the fucking landlords number??

>>740028407
fuck I thought you 'disposed' of it

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>>740028222
I wear the pant I this relationship!!! So unless you want a good spanking go wash our only pair of pants!!

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum

Okay, stop trying to feed your used tampons to the dog. He's too fat as it is.

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>>740028466
k

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>>740028427
No, that's why I claimed it.

>>740028440
Sorry, sorry. I was looking for your gf's vibrator, but ended up with her horse dildo instead. Fits a little bit tight, but it works.

>>740028495
>I came here to kick gum and chew ass

And I'm all outta ass

>>740028440
dude we know you don't have a girlfriend.
We know you're the one who wears the panties.
But we still smell them..

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>>740028350
It's not a car as such....it's more my chariot....

hey guys, the police is at the door.

>>740028539
God damn it dude. Okay so we only have two bathrooms left, and the other one is already full of shit.

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>>740028586
Hide the bodies

>>740028440
Landlords number, kek!

Oh.. you are serious? LOL!

Yo guys, you gonna hear this, get over here!

C'mon say it again?

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Hey guys ive invited some friends over for a party i hope you don't mind

>>740028586
They probably found out about the dead hooker. FUCKING HIDE IT

>>740027525
*builds trap door behind toilet, strangles the qts while they're taking a shit*

>>740028553

Fuck man you're the one who stole it! We need that peg so she can peg me later bro. Fuck I mean so I can gape her ass with it!

>>740028564
T-thats not true my gf is very fucking real!

>>740028613
Guys don't panic but I think the best solution for this situation is to cook the bodies and eat them

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>>740028634
If those fuckers come into my bathroom I will execute them.

>>740028634
It's like you can smell the virginity from a mile away. But I dont give a fuck. Let's play.

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>>740028698

>>740028613
I burning them as fast as I can!!!

Is the concrete for the wall ready yet?

*sirens in approching *
>police arrive

Fuck it rape the brains out of them!!!

>>740028698
Well I wont pass off an opportunity of certain death. Bye everyone.

Stay out of my basement meth lab! For the thousandth time!!

>>740028762
Rape the police or the bodies??

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>>740028762
>Police walk in
>Totally naked

Can we work something out?

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>>740028155
WHAT WAS IN THAT TACO ANON

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>>740028794
I SAID DON'T COME NEAR FUCKERS!

>>740028798
But I just want a hit! Come on! Give us some, bro. We're all roommates here.

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>>740028884
Pepe Anon... I'm in love with you and your bathroom

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you motherfuckers better keep your hands off my fucking milk

I just wanna play YuGiOh

>>740028829
Both of course....It shouldn't even be a question...

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Y'all mind if I come in?

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>>740028835

>>740028954
I've got some milk you can have.

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>>740028984

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>>740028940
I love you too man.. But if you come near this bathroom I'll have to kill you!

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>>740028954
I am so sorry anon

WHICH OF YOU NIGGERS TOOK MY CHARGER

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>>740028859
Who's with me?

>>740028984
Okay who the fuck invited Cosby. I told you only to do it if it's a slumber party.

>>740028984
I'm having trouble sleeping can you hook me up with something man?

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Im trying to set up the satellite fuckers DONT disturb me

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>>740029040
>Slides shrek fleshlight under the door

For you my love

>>740029049
Depends. How much you got?

>>740027713
Sry man i had an interview today and had to shave quick. I'll clean it when i get home

>>740028835
RAPE THEM!!! RAPE THEM!!! RAPE THEM!!!

>>740029110
11

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>>740029102
I'll let you have it this one time anon

>>740029052
I'm down lets go in 5 mins i just gotta go grab my phone charger

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>>740029100
I tripped on the wires and.. I am so sorry.

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>>740029153
You mean I can come in ya bathroom mate?

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>>740029155
FUCK

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Guys, uncle joe is at the door again. what do i say?

>>740029204
tell him to fuck off with his fucking planks deep in his rectum

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>>740029197
This one time anon.

>>740027906
Oh god im eating rn

>>740029152
11 what?

>>740029162
Its okay dude it was all coming out of your allowance money anyway

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Sorry for shitting in the bathtub duders

>>740029246
11 rocks
ill buy a new one then fuckers

>>740029252
Oh okay... wait what

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>>740029240
>Grabs a cup of toilet wine

To us!

>>740029204
Tell him to come in and enjoy himself we don't discriminate at this house

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GODDAMMIT FRANK!!!! For the 5 fucking time!!! When the milk runs out, THROW IT AWAY!!!!

>>740029204
Punch him in the eye and tell him to go away, remember he ruined your marriage

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>>740029273
..I'll take it. Here's your charger back.

>>740029307
Unless you're a female, of course

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>>740029295
To us!

>>740029342
thanks man that wouldve been expensive

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>>740029352
>MFW I'm better at connecting with people in an online bathroom

>>740029316
Sorry dad :(

>>740029367
What the shit?!? Corey! Do your projects in the basement!

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>>740029391
mfw when you've been the nicest person to me in my whole entire existence.

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>>740029427
I love you man

>>740029367
stop stealing my ram Corey

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OH FUCK NIGGERS THERE'S JEHOVAHS AT THE DOOR EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP PRETEND WE'RE NOT HERE

>>740029266
Just remember to flush anon... wait

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Guys theres something wrong with Gerald he's covered in glue

>>740029471
ILL THROW A ROCK OUT THE BACK WINDOW ONTO THE OLD ROOF OUT IN THE YARD THEY WILL COME AROUND SOMEONE BE READY WITH A BAT

We may have a problem guys, I sorta accidentally maybe borrowed anon's >>740029367 computer thingy to animate the bodies I was burning to raise an army of living dead with the sole intention of exterminating normies....hope you guys don't mind?

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>>740029427
DONT FUCKING LEAVE ME BATHROOM ANON

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>>740029471
Dont worry. These two said they'd handle it. I don't know how, but I hope it works.

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>>740029530
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

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>>740029319
FUCKING JOEEEE DIEEE *punch*

>>740029530
Fear not anon I shall unleash the wrath of my unholy army on them

>>740029535
Just don't forget to give it back to anon once you're done.

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>>740029572
Fine anon, another week.

>>740029608
MORMON ZOMBIES

>>740029616
thanks, Axel

>>740028984
Implying Cosby accepts no as an answer anyway

>>740028698
>>740028794
>>740028884
>>740028940
>>740029040
>>740029102
>>740029153
>>740029197
>>740029240
>>740029295
>>740029352
>>740029391
>>740029427
>>740029454
samefag

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>>740029629
>Noice

>>740029608
let them in and feed Gerald to them

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>>740029666
Samefag?

>>740028984
Did you bring the things?

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>>740029535
As long as they don't touch my root beer. . .

>>740029727
You know I did, my precious puddin pop

>>740029612

You must now chant the satanic ritual to send him back to the depth of hell.

>If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
>I'd been married a long time ago
>Where did you come from, where did you go?
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

>>740029743
>Hand off, fuck it Hand off

>>740029666
I was only in one of this.
Nice trips tho

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>>740029703
Samefag

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>>740027525
I can't open my bag of jellybeans can someone help me

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>>740029535
They won't stop until every normie is fucking dead my nigga

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Yo is it cool if my girlfriends stays for a while? Her crotch might smell like the dumpster of an abortion clinic, but I love her too much to even care about it.

>>740029743
Spits in rootbeer hue hue

>>740029836
Let me just call a priest

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>>740029807
hold still

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>>740029807
here mate use this

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Shit they are going down to the basement methlab gotta stop them!!!

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>>740029666
>>740029703
>>740029772
>>740029773
Im the true samefag :^)

>>740029855
I mean I wasn't planning on marrying her until next year, but okay. The sooner the better.

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>>740029826
We all safe then

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>>740029826
>normie
>nigga

>>740029892
Why not offer them some meth?

Witness

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>>740029807
>>740029856
>>740029889

Pffff lightweights... let daddy handle this

>>740029957
so you took my skiing glasses
was planning on cutting onions

>>740029981
WITNEESSSSS!!!

9999

>>740029981
pathetic

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Good job Twat Rocket!!!

>>740029969
Good idea anon let's jack them up on meth to kill even more normies

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>>740029957
shieeet alright you caught me

>>740029999
>>740030001
Sorry mate

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>>740029989
step aside

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>>740029999
QUADS?!

>>740000000

>>740030049
>>740030000

>>740029999
I guess you own the house now.

>>740028007
ARE YOU DEAD????

>>740030084
Fuck yeah

>>740029999
Anon's penis has retracted into a vagina, kek has elected it mama of the house she now, it keeps the order and everything clean

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>>740029766
guys i found this in cotton-eye joes pocket.
damn it he was a jew all this time

>>740030137
so that was the smell

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>>740030095
respond to this post or your mother will die tonight

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>>740030137
Looks like it's time

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>>740030137
Im the king now get out

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>>740029850
*Pulls out Desert Eagle* *pulls trigger* BOOM . . . Head Shot. *double taps* Rule#2 Don't be stingy with ammo . . .

>>740030180
That's mine, jackass.

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>>740029989
>>740030137

Fear not I'm expert in this department

>>740030243
>Because very little thing, is gonna be all reich

>>740029999
Well fuck . . .

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>>740030215

Guys Jeremy is being fucking weird again with his LARP bullshit..... Can someone go talk to him? The neighbors already complained last time when he was whacking their rose bushes with a wooden sword.....

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>>740029836
Yeah, come on in

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>>740030302
>wooden sword

>>740030302
tell Jeremy to go sleep in his tent

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Hey guys I finally set up the satellite

>>740030302
Now, now Jeremy. Remember what we talked about. Minecraft is only played on the computer, not in real life. You fucking virgin twat.

Friends. Can i sleep inside tonight? It is cold outside.

>>740030378
good job

>>740030302
I vote Jeremy to be the new king of this thread all heil the mighty Jeremy

>>740030378
Awesome! But does it come with interracial midget furry snuff porn?

>>740030399
go share the basement with Corey

>>740030378
yea and you broke part of the roof...

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>>740030243

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>>740030378

GIVE ME THE FUCKING REMOTE FAGS I'VE GOT NIGGER PORN TO WATCH

>>740030399
>>740030435
And DONT touch my sex dolls. You'll ruin the cum collecting inside them.

>>740030399
No

>>740030476
dont touch my sisters old hammock either

>>740030399
No fuck off

>>740030496
That's useful since we're all broke here.

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>>740030506
Don't need your sister....

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>>740030302
Bitch spat in my Root Beer!

>>740030539
pretty much

>>740027525
whats up with this 2kg box of potassium nitrate?

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honeyyyyy, i'm homeeeee!

>>740030378
Dammit who changed the password for Netflix?!?!!?

>>740030599
corey must be up to something again

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>>740030569
Here anon. Have a root beer, on me.

>>740030633
get your own

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FUCK MOM JUST CALLED SHE'S ON HER WAY HOME, WHAT DO WE DO NOW

>>740030699
Same thing as always. Gang bang.

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h-h-hey h-homies.....c-can I play minecraft with you? it d-dosen't m-matter I can't I'll just w-watch you...

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>>740030653
whoops anon sorry

>>740030467
*jalapeño poppers, nachos & cheese w/jalapeños* Dude slide over, I brought snacks!

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>>740030699

>>740030669
I paid for the account, not you! You cheap fucking leach!!

>>740030448
>>740030435
Friends. Corey in the house keeps touching me. Can i cum upstairs?

give me some toilet paper will ya

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>>740030750
Dont worry. My friend just offered to get you another one. Although it came from a plastic bottle this time.

>>740030821
watch out dont steal my shit or ill cut your with nail clippers

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Fucken assholes kicked me out i hate all of you

>>740030855
fuck, we're out of toiler paper

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>>740030855
here anon I got some for y-and I dropped it. Shit.

>>740030911
FUCKING HELL IT WONT FLUSH EITHER!!!

>>740030750
That's not even the right br- *rage* IMMA KILL ALL you motherfuckers DEAD!!!

>>740027956
i fucking lol'd

>>740031003
BECAUSE FUCKING JOEL >>740030966
CLOGGED IT WITH THE LAST ROLL FROM MY DUNGEON

>>740030876
You have no job or bank account you useless hobo!!! You don't own shit!!!

>>740031094
you see thats where youre wrong. i have the charger

Fucks sake who keeps playing Eminem - Stan on repeat? Play some Soundgirl or sumthing

air refresher plzz

whos wife is this??
aaah fuck it

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>>740031169
meh...

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Guys dont tell Heinrich but I made an upper decker in his personal bathroom

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>>740031210
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>740031210
pop some of them >>740030883 tires in there too

>>740031169
>>740031210
Do not burn the fucking house down you morons

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>>740029076

>>740028121
Has somebody spontaneously combusted in here while I've been out???

>>740031244
FUCK now i guess we have to build a new house guys

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>>740031244

I got these for a reason, i knew it!!!! Share pack you niggers!!!!

LET ME PLAY MINECRAFT IN FUCKING PIECE YOU USELESS LOLI FAPPING CUNTS

>>740027525
Who took a shit in the sugar and why are you eating it?

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>>740031146
ok ill put some real music on

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>>740031315
Workin hard or hardly working am i right? HAHAHAAHA

>>740031368
Oh wait that's sugar? I thought it was cocaine.

>>740031383
Pls no I just wanna play some Minecraft not fucking blow up my fucking ears

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Hey guys I'm ordering pizza are you all cool with pineapple and anchovies??

>>740031495
fuck your pineapples.
ill eat it anyways

>>740031495
You got any...cheese pizza? Asking for a friend

>>740031495
That was me I need to refuel my Minecraft binge

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>>740031495
Get me one of them peas and mayonnaise one.

>>740031134
You mean the old charger for modem you pissed on while drunk and had to take you to the hospital for your dick being electricuted during Greg's homecoming party?

I BOUGHT the new one

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>>740029989
Ein normie haz been shpoted 30 kilometers to ze north....Hans!!! Prepare ze Gustav!!!

>>740031495
Hey I have some really obscure demands for my pizza that none of you like so I dont have to share it
I also drink from the bottle even though I have visual herpes

>>740031610
Is that Spanish for MINECRAFT LET'S PLAY

>>740031608
was that me?

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Who wants to watch some godzilla movies?

>>740031495
Yo, I ordered my Phillie Cheese Steak pizza angoyr ago!!!

ayee nikkas, just batched some dank ass butthash

anyone wanna poopsmoke with me? gets you high as shit nigger

strain is chocolate starfish royale supreme

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WHO TOOK A SHIT IN THE BIDET

>>740031664
The manga was better

>>740031664
Minecraft Godzilla mod?

>>740031709
absolute morons

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Stop hogging the fucking computer OP

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fuck this im moving to the shed, room for 3 more

>>740031717
Manga for MINECRAFT help?

>>740031748
ill come no circle jerks though

>>740031661
Naw it was our neighbor Bob, YES it was you!!!! Fucking drunkard!

>>740031748
count me in!

>>740031495
Bleh! cheese only

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>>740031748

Dibs, can we share a sleeping bag?

>>740031788
i knew it was bob

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>>740031718
yes

>>740031610
eins....zwei...drei....ACHTUNG!!!!

>>740031787
Well then were's the fun in that?

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OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Hey guys my sister is staying the night, she has problems with my parents, dont show her any weird things okay.

>>740031904
ill participate then, fuck you

>>740031935
my cock isnt weird

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>>740031867

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WHO WANTS SOME MINECRAFT HENTAI!
https://nhentai.net/g/97479/

>>740031935
dick is out and ready to go

>>740031787


>>740031793


>>740031818
guys we need wifi someone go steal the cable from the minecraft kid

>>740031935
Since when is an orgy considered weird?

>>740031935
Warn her about Cosby tho, can't trust that old fucker

>>740031947
oh fuck yea

>>740032067
someone distract him with more minecraft mods

>>740031850
Your so damn autistic . . . I'm going to my room. Please do me a favor and piss on Mike's electric fence. He uped the current to 7,000 VDC

Bump limit achieved we did it reddit

>>740032159
ok
but im pretty sure minecraft kid stole the cables connected to it

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>>740032067
Idk man this shed is giving me bad vibes :((

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>>740032130
I found his gf wandering in the attic.

>>740031935
I've already came in her cunt twice, working on the third. Hey who wants in, asshole's free!

>>740032290
that'll do

Who's gonna pay the rent?

>>740032268
Dammit Wade!

>>740032363
This guy >>740029999

>>740032288
yeah man i laced the floor with acid you're fine

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Shit guys whos gonna pay for this...I vote >>740032290

>>740032363
Darrel won the Lotto and paid for the house in full, we just need to do repairs. . . A lot of repairs

>>740032496
shes been hiding in there for weeks

>>740032496
Minecraft kid is paying he's been hogging the net for the past hour

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lmao whoops sorry guys

I know the code to rhe secret room

(it's : OpISAFag6899)

>>740032647
>not living in the shed

>>740032524
Anybody knows Bob the builder's number?

>>740032647
FUCK

>>740032647
I hate you all . . .

NEW THREAD TIME

>>740032735
it's 740032735

>>740032783
(333)-867-5309

Ask for Jenny

Alright. Well it was fun living with you guys for 2 hours. Now scram.

I pooped on the living room floor again...

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>>740033082
But I just got a hooker we could all share as a family! Her name is Tina

>>740033414
I calll dibs on her right armpit

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>>740033414
And her socially awkward friend Stephanie.

>>740033509
I forgot about her cousin Gabby. They're Bi and inseparable . . . kinda