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>>739966352
>be me

>>739966663
>Bored as shit

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>>739966663
That's fucking tragic this isn't a feels thread.

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>be me
>sexting with gf
>asks if she'll give me head
>she says sure, and she'll do it next time we meet up
>FUCK YES
>next day
>her parents won't allow her to hang out with me and My friends anymore
>fuck my life

>be me
>be yesterday
>be downtown
>walking
>the dinosaur

>>739967671
Mom, dad tell him you wont allow me to be with him please.

>What is a green text?

>>739968867
I'm posting most of these good reads; and I've never quite laughed as much as this one made me. Thank you anon

please post more /b/ros; i need some good reads.

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>be me
>betafag
>in school
>got a crush on the cutest girl at school
>at lunch sitting by myself
>see crush walking towards my table
>think she's gonna ask "can i sit here anon?" and decide to say yes
>she arrives at my table
>"do you mind if i sit here, anon?"
>y-yeah
>"oh, ok"
>she walks away
>mfw

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>>739969167
Lardex, Destroyer of Buffets thanks you for your support.

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>be me
>faggot
>mfw

>bump

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>>739969320

>>739966860
Holy shit lmao

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>>739966663
>>739966860

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>>739972579
kek

>>739968699
Hah, i was in that thread

>>739974566
god damn... it took me so long.. i love it

>>739977337
fuck me

>Be me
>At pet store to get hay for guinea pigs
>See a bigger cage for my pigs, decide to buy it
>qt cashier asks if i need help carrying it out to my car
>say yes
>get to car
>open back side door
>2 years worth of fast food wrappers and bags avalanches out of car all over parking lot
>huge fucking mess everywhere
>shes laughing at me
>take cage, shove it in car and leave fast
>can never go back

>be 9 year old
>sister 13 year old
>both of us used to share a room
>it is night sister tell me to give her a massage
>she give body lotion in my hand and tell my to rub her back
Cont

>>739979088
>2 years worth of fast food wrappers and bags avalanches out of car all over parking lot
wtf, loser

>>739980182
i found the faggot guys