HELP! Im trapped in a dcfs office, they are trying to send me

>>739956984
Shameless self-bump

When you run for it, don't try to make it all the way to friends house, look for yards to cut through, hopefully you can hop fences. Find a McDonalds or something, roll up casual and be prepared to hang out there for a while. Then head to your friends that evening

>>739957458
Mcdonalds is way to far away. There arent any places around here closer than my friends

>>739956984
Im just worried about them catching me before i get far.

Are you sure escaping would be best for you though?

>>739956984
Id just book it as soon as you get the chance i mean fuck it either get sent away or try to get away. Id do the latter

>>739956984
>id rather cut my dick off then go 40 miles away.
See this is why spelling is important.
You just said you would rather cut your dick AND THEN go 40 miles away.

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>>739956984
What did you do?

>>739958082
Yes. This is dcfs were talking about, half of them are fucking snakes I swear.
Im facing being sold of to anyone willing in our state. I can't do that, my life is here.

>>739958425
RUN OP RUN
NEVER LOOK BEHIND
USE BRAIN
PROFIT

Underage faggot. Mods.

Underage ban hammer in 3...

>>739958372
Hit my abusive mom while she was attacking me.

>>739958425
Granted this isn't a half decent bait thread..the earlier anon was right IMO, run until you can find some sort of public place to blend in for a bit and then travel to your friend's..or take the time you're spending posting here and contact said friend to have a car or something ready for you nearby

>>739958425
>my life is here.
Obviously if they are involved there's something wrong in your life and that is there. Move and experience.
Also underaged b&

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Sorry for shit handwriting

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>>739956984
so what will happen if you don't escape?
and what will happen if you do escape?

>>739958646
No. I was living with a friend under dcfs supervision but they took me out of there because I forgot to take my bullshit meds.

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you might get into trouble for fencehopping or trespassing private property, I'd run an weave through streets and alleys

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>>739958945
Run away, your life there is over, never return. Don't contact your friend at least for a couple of days. They"ll be looking for you.

>>739956984
when you run, go in the opposite direction of your friend's house. hide somewhere convenient and sneak back toward your friend's house after you are out of their sight

>>739959121
If I don't then im most likely gonna live in some grouphome in chiraq. This specific group home is where my friend was beaten and raped for 3 years.

They're gonna know who your friend is. And they will show up at his house.

I don't really have any advice OP but I wish you the best of luck in whatever you decide to do and wherever you decide to run, fuck group homes.

Never stop running. Don't try to hide. This is how 99% of people get caught is by trying to hide.

just bail and live on the streets op, good luck

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>>739959316
is it an option to try and bail out after you have been brought to that grouphome so you can easily sneak away and get friends of yours to pick you up or go with public transportation?

Get an Uber or a Taxi to wait for you. Hop in whenever you have the chance and get to a friend's place (Get your friend to pay for the course if you don't have any cash and pay him back later)

Good luck OP

>>739959889
Its to far away

I guess im going to have to dip as soon as they let me out the door. Im scared /b/.
Im not going to a damn grouphome. They made the desicion to send me metropolis but I have other plans

Take all the toilet paper from the bathroom and stuff it in clothes as a decoy while you make your escape

>>739960163
Fake a medical emergency on your way out.

Once they bring you to the Hospital (probably by EMS) you're going to want to take advantage of the confusion and book it.


Godspeed OP

>>739956984
you got something like a steam account you can acces or a discord?

>>739960291
What medical emergency can I fake?

>>739960359
No

>>739960368
asthma attack

>>739958307
kek

>>739960368
Autism

>>739960368
Tell em you have profuse itchea of the scrotal epidermis...they'll understand.

Run for it OP. Use your instincts and run, go for crowded areas or in the woods where you can hide for a bit. Once you're gone, change clothes and haircut. Do not contact your friend for 5 days.

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>>739956984
how long will you have to stay in that group home till you can get out?

Are you being held against your will?

>>739960368
Idk

Start complaining of difficulty breathing ASAP. Maybe some stomach pain. Double over in your chair and take short rapid breaths. When you get outside drop to the ground and pretend to be unconscious. If for whatever reason you need to get up before you are being taken to the hospital say your head hurts really bad and you still have some issues breathing.

DON'T FAKE THE HEADACHE BEFORE THE FALL. Head truama, difficulty breathing, and chest pains are urgent. Meaning anyone with common sense will take you to the hospital.

>>739956984
Run a bit to loose them, then take some kind of public transport

What did you do to deserve this?

Also the bathroom trick is always a winner. If you've been in there a while bang on the door and say you really need to use the bathroom. Then book it. At the very least you can gain a little advantage about what the facility looks like before your try when they load you into the car.

>>739960780
But I'm scared that it won't work. What if I catch something while I'm convulsing on the floor?

>>739956984
Just accept it OP, you're doomed.
Even if you manage to run for it, they got your details, they'll go after you.
There is no escape.

>>739960785
Nah, if they think he's trying to run away from a state department the first thing they're gonna do is check local busstops/transports. Especially if he doesn't have a car.

>>739960368
I'll tell you

>fall and wriggle on floor screaming WUBWUBWUBWUWBWUBWUBWUB and salivating
>play dead
>they phone EMS
>fucking get up and dash

>>739961030
What if I steal a car, tho? I've played a lot of GTA and titanfall 2 I know I can drive.

Are you on the first floor and is there a window?

>>739956984
Listen fag

you could start acting normal and simply try to smoothly get out of there asking information, but you dont have the figure nor the balls.

Live with the fact that you have to see this thru, then move away at the next possible opportunity, while you're moving or before getting sent away.

Or move when you already reached the place you have to reach.

>>739960999
Dont do this op.
The best option is to run and not look back, run over yards and fences, try to get into a McDonalds or some crowded areas.
If you find a subway, get into it and drop on the first stop. Then you can chill for a bit.

>>739961165
Not op. Stop trolling

>>739961160
What if they do cpr?

>>739960999
Don't try to fake a seizure lmfao


Can't be any worse than what you're gonna catch in the group home when your jailbait ass is rped/.

>>739960368
Well...
You could cut off your dick

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>>739961165

>>739961264
They won't do CPR if you're breathing and have a pulse.

You could try to go into edgy mode.
Say that you have a knife(or aquire one) and pretend you're going to kill yourself and scream "if you let me out, i wont do it"

listen you nigger, ask to go to the toilet, look if there will be a window. If it goes down to it brake the mirror and slit your wrists with the broken glass, you will bleed but if they call the ambulance in time you wont die. when they staple your wrists together to stop the bleeding ( They cant use stitches to many nervers ) you can book it.

Grab the fire extinguisher and clonk the first guy over the head with it when he opens the door, then activate the nozzle and spray your way out of the room before abandoning the extinguisher and booking it.

The fuck is DCF?

dude if you pray god will get you out trust me.

>>739961629
Don't you mean "how do I google search?"

>>739961417
Oh, ok. So then I should fake having a pulse then?

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>>739961680

All of this is retarded. Don't get help from the autismos on here they have no advice other then what they've learned from TV and video games. Honestly get sent away and make the most of it I.E become somebody. Further your education and get involved with the community by doing favors for others and in time your connections will pay off. If you get abused then use your connections to get help. Escaping is a temporary save from the inevitable. They'll search for you and you'll miss a basic education unless you get a new identity which is actually hard to pull off. Do things the right way and make the most of life, op.

>>739961629
It means Detention Center for Faggots.

>>739956984
>trapped
It doesn't work like that you do the crime and you do the time, i hope you lose it all while we laugh at the thought

>>739961739
Thank you my knight and shining armor

Say youre gay and want to have hot sex with them. Drop your pants, smile like a man about to rape somebody and go towards them while fapping. They most likely will run and youre good to go.

>>739961711
Obi-wan is Jesus?

>>739961739
"I was given a good card in life so I'm gonna come on here and act like life is all fucking jolly and rainboes"

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>>739956984
let's be real we all know you probably aren't coming out of there without being stopped, just wait till your at the grouphome and proceed from there to make an escape.

>>739961804
simple but efficient kek

What's going on now OP? Are you still alone in the conference room?

>>739956984
Killing is the most efficient way to solve a problem

>>739962407
>>739962701
Yup. The lady told me that either going to metropolis or mt vernon. My plan is to wait until they try to load me into the car and book it as fast as I can into the wooded area

Suicide. It's the only way out.

I wish you luck, Anon. If you cannot take yourself out then take them out.

>>739956984
So you're a squatter?

>>739962896
"Sperg alone in the woods - the movie"
Kek, can´t think about anything that could go wrong

>>739961944
>knight and shining armor

the phrase is "knight in shining armor"
fucking retard

underage b/tard.

MODS MODS MODS

ban this fuck face

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>>739962896
so when are you gonna get send there?
how long of a time do you have to plan your next steps?

>>739963480
Probably another hour or two. But it might be until later tonight.

>>739956984
jump out the window

>>739963805
I cant open them

>>739963861
brek them

>>739963861
throw a chair through it

jam the door first so they cant get into the room in case it takes a couple tries

>>739962896
So you are in Southern Illinois. Ok here's the deal. Go to the Shawnee Forest. No cell signal there for the most part so no GPS worries. Plenty of cabins there to steal shit out of, or even live in for a day or two at a time. SE corner of forest is the best. Not many people around.

Can you climb up into the ceiling?

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Reinforced widows with the knobs taken off.

>>739964166
run when they try to take you into the car and hitchhike

>>739964098
>>739964098
Im about 20 miles from the edge of shawnee.

>>739963948
>>739961600

i really like this idea too.

listen OP. if they grab you, dont keep standing, just go completely limp. it will be harder to hold your entire body weight up. then go for the balls or eyes and run. control your breathing so you dont hyperventalate.

>>739964269
Thats my plan but theres this huge ass dude in here. Hes like the fucking hulk and im a slow runner at 6'2 180

>>739964436
go for the ankles if hes a big boy... and the knees

>>739956984
>Can you climb up into the ceiling?
>>739964164
No its solid

>>739964436
>over 6ft and skinny

Dude just fucking run you lanklet, run like a Kenyan and dont stop running until your feet bleed, when they start bleeding slow down, change your shirt and maybe buzz your hair and act casual.

>>739964166
Bitch I see a table and a table shaped window.
Apply table to window, repeat as necessary.

>>739964308
Well that's not too far for your freedom right? I don't know what to tella ya man. I do know that DCFS in Illinois is shit. I don't blame ya for not wanting any part of it. Like everybody says dont go directly to anyones house that you are known to be associated with. Wait at least a week if ya can.

>>739956984
Fuck it, op. Just suck your way outta there. m8. Your dad will disown you, your mom will cry, but dammit man, bobbit will be proud of you! Such resourcefulness!

>>739964861
waiting for insta breaking news of some bullets sprawled around.

Are you by any chance a nignog, OP?

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A hour and 30 minutes has passed and nothing has happen to op. Nice bait faggot, where are you really?

>>739956984
what city u in op

>>739956984
Honestly just book it when you can try kicking them in the dick or something then go stay on the streets for a while. try staying in places like underbridges to keep dry and reletively warm.

>>739958610
Does she have any priors for anything violent like that? if so you're basically in the clear...
But I forgot, they don't let kids have lawyers.

>>739959125
yeah, wouldn't want to get in trouble now OP
Listen to this wise buck

>>739965214
Yeah don't go downtown, hobo stabbing is a common passtime. It may be tempting to steal but I recommend flipping weed because you're less likely to get caught, maybe see if you can get a shitty garage apartment somewhere.

>>739964507
The way out is left.>>739965163
I guess you dont understand social services in IL ive been here for 4 hours

Even if they get you into a car just unlock it at a red light and walk away. No one is gonna chase you, believe me. No one wants to deal with that shit. They'll say you just got savey and booked it out of there. Even if they do give chase they cant fucking tackle you or ANYTHING! This person has no more power than an average civilian so fuck'em

>>739965764
>whatarechildlocks.jpg

>>739964166
If you can find a piece of metal or wood you can pry the window out.. Take off the crown moulding (The pretty shit around the edges) and pry it loose from the studs. Maybe break a chair, idk.
Maybe find something to forge into a makeshift handle for the window, see if the knob is laying in the room somewhere even,

>>739961165
pls dont take this comment seriously lol

>>739961711
Black fingernail polish and scar on hand.

EMOFAG DETECTED

probably for your own good until you stop craving attention

>>739965907
I just tried to open a window in a different room but it was to loud and it almost got me caught

>>739965190
Texas. Why?

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hello op

>>739966153
Stop trolling. Im in southern IL

>>739960368
This is a good idea, have they had you in handcuffs at all? Wouldn't want them to chain you to a fucking bed or something. Im sure they'd have a CO with you in the hospital, but wait til the fatty is on guard to run for it when you know you have your chance.
Look up some seizure vids without sound so they don't see you planning and just do that, and commit.
Don't act shifty before you run, just cry a little and agree to go with them before you do it, add a little mental anguish, maybe even a little disappointment in yourself or something and then go hardcore with the epic-lepsy they'll let their guard down.

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>>739966123
Spit on the metal parts that contact each other.

>>739966101
Ewan MacGregor does NOT have black fingernail polish ya fuckin ninny! How dare ye insult our lord and savior, who gave up his heroin addiction so that Aniken could live.

>>739966272
>>739966153
Both of you guys need to stop. I am in Tempe, Arizona. The window idea might work, but it's a long drop.

>>739966205
Ya dont scare me bruv.

>>739966586
What is a long drop, exactly. Just remember to bend your knees straight right when you land and use the momentum of your fall to roll. This will distribute the force equally. So how far a drop would you say, op?

>>739966763
about 120 feet.

>>739966586
Come across the country to Fl OP I'll legitimately harbor you

>>739966808
Perfect, remember to bend your knees and roll

>>739966586
Exactly how far, last thing you need to do is break a fucking leg.
There has to be an exit somewhere. Is there a janitor or anyone who looks like they don't give a flying fuck and left their door badge laying around.

Judging by your arm youre either kind of muscley or kind of chubby. If you're chubby you're going to have to sneak that shit and it'll be exponentially harder because running is kind of your main advantage against a tubby pedophile.

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>>739966586
Pics?
Im op and I have pics to prove.

>>739966899
Dubs of truth right there

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>>739966763 im actually on ground level

>>739966899
Sit in a part of the room where they can't see you from the door, track how often they check on you, who checks on you, everything, just once or twich gives you a good idea and can make or break your escape, if they're used to not seeing you they wont think twice when they don't.
Daww I'm turning you into a little white gypsy just like your old anon.

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>>739967119
just thing at the SPERG level if he manages to break his legs and he can never escape from anything anymore, lmaoing so hard

>>739956984
keep a pen im pocket and stab them in the eye or neck, preferably the larger individual. hope it helps. change clothes every few days and cut hair. stay away from downtown areas then after 2 days call friends to pick you up. stay safe , OP

>>739966899
No ones disputing you op, we just wanna make sure you don't do nothing stupid and get yourself hurt, bro.

>>739967131
I cant just run out. The doors are locked and windows arent an option either.

Do you care about doing damage to the place. If not try to pull out a doorknob or something. If the doorknob is a handle, grab it with both hands and use your entire body weight to snap it out.

also OP, kik me so you can stay in touch, thezachattack23. ill create thread and keep them posted.

>>739967119
Then why the fuck did you say "over a hundred feet? Goddamit, you are one confusing kiddo, m8.

>>739967119
Do you know what's around the building? I'm sure they have kids run often. You'll have to be unpredictable, nothing cliche. Go to a store and steal some different colored clothes asap, ditch any jewlry etc etc. they'll know how far you are based off how far you can get on foot from the area in a given amount of time, so call a cab and meet it somewhere you can keep moving while he comes to you, somewhere a few minutes away and DONT FUCKING GO TO YOUR FRIENDS HOUSE FOR LIKE A WEEK.
You dern delinquents never listen.

just molest someone and book it

>>739967248
>>739967414
That was some shitposting faggot as I was trying to point out.

OP just chill dude. What your doing is looking like a bad idea. I know this shit sucks but a group home is better than being back in custody which you will be if you run and you'll pick up more charges. Don't make things worse.

>>739967271
post some better fucking pics of the room so we actually know what we're dealing with instead of just a door and a window in a nondescript room/building. Take one down the hall, take one of as much of the room youre in, as much as the ubilding as you can. We need ground intel anon and you're out guy. We need the layout before we can brief you for exfil, young padawan.

>>739967549
Nah. I've been homeless before and its better than living in some grouphome hours away

>>739967549
This
Dont be a dumbass OP

>>739956984
You have two choices op
> Stay and accept your fate.
> Book it and live as a homeless man
They are really shitty both of them. For now just hide get to a resturant and buy a bunch food (That you can bring!). Run and find a good hiding spot. If you plan on staying try and talk to the people taking you there. Maybe you can stay for food on the way or something. Hope you can explain that it was just a one time thing.

>>739966899

OP. Get an uber to wait for you outside. Fucking run. If you need to smash a window with a chair instead then it's fine.

>>739967946
if dubs eat the bread

>>739967946
You'll probably want to bring a few slices of bread or something in your pocket. just even if you're not running, find something, see if someone has a baggy, being hungry sucks and you use a lot of food walking/running.

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>>739967982

>>739968027
message me on kik and keep me posted ill update after the fact thezachattack23

>>739967946
cut out a little bread man and put it on the table before you leave, take the rest

>>739961515
That's how the cops get called and you get taken to a mental health facility in handcuffs

>>739968234
kek, do this

>>739968124
If you do decide or find a way to sneak out close the bathroom door on your way out, make them think youre shitting if they're not looking. sneaky sneaky solid snek

put your dick in the bread, if they catch you you'll go to a mental ward BUT if not, dick bread for others
the risk is worth it

OP drop your snap so you can keep us updated after thread 404s. Also once you do escape everything depends on how much people wanna find you. Once you're gone you'll be added to the giant list of missing persons and runaways and you're pretty much in the clear unless someone gives enough of a fuck to harass the cops about it and make it an active case. Fuckers WILL trace your phone so if you think anyone's gonna care that much then stay on airplane mode at all times when you're not doing something important and try to get a new phone

>>739956984
Don't run for it, be smart.

Get out now. Go. then what you need to do, is slowly and casually walk to your friends. If someone stops and asks who you are, DO NOT TELL THEM, or give them a fake name, tell them you don't carry ID.

If they persist, treat it like you are afraid they are going to kidnap you. Yell get away dude, I'm not getting in your car with you. "HELP HELP I THINK THIS DUDE IS A PEDOPHILE HELP SOMEBODY!"

They will leave. You need to be smart, remember people don't instinctively know shit, so lie to them. You are no longer you bud.

what happened OP are you still here with us?

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is this nigger idiot already out of the building or wut?

>>739968621
He left thread, posted his kik
>>739968179

>>739968685
nigger that isnt OPs kik thats mine, i told op to message me

>>739956984
Hate to say it but you are better off just going to the group home. It's way easier to escape from them than your current situation if it sucks, and who knows maybe it will help you not become a vagrant. Homelessness fucking sucks and I only had to live out of my car for a week or so. You don't have a car, don't have a job and will be living on the street with other hobos who will probably rape you. Group home you might get abused but you will have food, a warm bed and an education. Go to trade school or votech and get a job save every dime and get out on your own asap Fucking join the military if you're that desperate.

>>739968837
oh shit my apologies

>>739966272
Same ...I'll save you op

run muhfucker

To all the faggots telling OP not to run and go to the group home like it's not literally hell on earth: Ask me why I suggest running.

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now that OP left

>>739956984
What's the address of the building you are in?

I just hope op left the bread man.

They'll find you op. What are you 16? Green text your dumb life story.

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>>739969027

>>739969016
Curious why?

>>739969104
OP prolly left

>>739969016
Why

>>739968838
This, don't even attempt unless you're sure your friend will keep you long term. If you get a car though you can start an entirely new life, I used to run away to other states for weeks at a time after I got a car and it wasn't even a bad lifestyle, got to me after awhile but lots of excitement. If you do get a housing situation with your friend try to save up some money for a cheap car

>>739958945
how did you get that scar?

also it will be easy as fuck to get out of there. if there are no nearby exits just keep your head facing down looking at a paper like you're looking at a map, and look confident and walk out of there.

>>739958425
You should run. Your life is going to turn to shit if you become a ward of the state. When they get you outside, you need to put distance between you and them. If you aren't athletic, you'll need to hide. Places of business/shops/stores are the best place, esp if you can get to like, a target, you can lose them there and get a leg up in the chase. If none of that is around you, look for backyards with sheds/poolhouses, something like that, and squat until nightfall. If you can get to your friends place, and nobody comes looking after a while, wait until everyone is asleep, steal essentials from your friend/friends family (stuff like extra clothes/any cash you can get) and get out of dodge. If you want to be bold, steal his moms car. Drive it to the next major town, and ditch it with the keys inside, then it isn't your problem anymore, then get on a greyhound bus going back the same direction you came from, and go as far as you can afford to go.

>>739968124
So, where does that hallway lead, OP? Is there guards down there?
If so your literal only option is unlocking the window enough to be able to remove it with a throwing sized table or maybe see if a guard has a rock or something like that on their desk, i thought I saw an empty office. Maybe the lid off of the toilet, actually that would be perfect and porcelain breaks tempered glass exceptionally well. and fucking haul ass.
Just run into the window full speed and bring the lid down on top of it as hard as you can and keep going. the glass is air. use the force, awaken your ancestor's spirit and take flight from the sadistic legislative Jew.

>>739969016

Worse than homeless?

Op is running now or getting thrown around and becoming a rape doll

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I believe in you, OP.

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>>739969387
Yeah OP sever your one and only contact by stealing from someone who's willing to harbor you illegally in their home and provide food/shelter

>>739969180
Because group home is where you get gangbanged by counselors. There's literally no other reason for it's existence.

>>739961629
department of children and family services

>>739960628
he said fake

>>739969486
Homeless people get to choose to sleep away from people if they so wish. Homeless people can to some extent choose what they want to eat, homeless people can have a dog and a girlfriend, and more of a life than the poor kid who is there because a bunch of sadists who jumped on a rape train pretend it's better than just avoiding his mom.

>>739969540
if you burn all your bridges, nobody will ever come looking for you. learn 2 disappear, faggot.

Age?
Mentally ill/disabled?
Criminal issue?

??????????

>>739969705

A bathroom? Shower? Bed?

Nigga, break the windows with a chair and run, holy shiiet!!

>>739969487
lol. OP is probably getting his head bashed in and is screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>739969573

Most are inspected by the state. Sure, shit happens on occasion. 0.01% of the time.

>>739958307
I have no idea why people confuse the words "then" and "than".

I can understand a lot of the other misused words, especially in colloquialisms, I can even begin to comprehend "I could care less" (if you could care less then it means you care now) but confusing then for than is just... insufferably wrong.

A kid in my school once asked me if I could "borrow" him a pen. "Borrow me a pen" was actually said to me with no sense of irony. I still get wound up by that thinking about it.

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what state are you in?

Make a(n) other thread once you do it OP and RUN MOTHERFUCKER !! or face a nice rape with no lube

>>739969729
>burn all le bridges OP you're a hardened criminal now
MODS underage b8 detected
if you actually think the police give a fuck about OP specifically out of the millions of other runaways and actual missing people you're literally retarded, OP's running away from a group home not shooting up a school you autist

OP is dumb. It's way easier to escape the group home itself than to resist going there.

DCFS issues a missing person report. Someone sees you. The end.

>>739969782
Would you rather pay 3 dollars at a Pilot to shower or get groped whilst showering by some dude who's really bad with his hands in all honesty.
>>739970036
>inspected by the State
>implying it means it's even in a functioning state to pass

OK, so here's a plan...

You're getting rehomed. Get rehomed and then leave when you're there. It'll give you an opportunity to steal stuff, get money together etc. and you won't have to go at a sprint.

Op is running now or getting thrown around and becoming a rape doll

>>739970020
CHIRAQ'S REEEEEEEE

>>739970253
This ^ or do whatever /b/ tells you since you're to scare to act on your own. Best luck OP !!

>>739970036
>oh boy here we go

What city? We can map an escape route, try to find a police scanner, call in fake reports.

>>739970761
>I believe CHIQUAR A.K.A nigger-ville

Do a 360 then leave.

Stop being a piece of shit, start over and build a new better life for yourself. This is your chance to stop being pathetic.

>>739970036
You obviously dont know anyone whos been in one

>>739970864
Wtf is chiquar?

Ive worked for them. Even the reputable ones are awful. Nothing easier than getting a molested.kid to suck your dick for extra tv privileges

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>>739971206
I think its a place in Washington state that sells cherry products....

https://www.chukar.com/

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OP, head east on Randolph. Looks like some shops like Old Navy and shit. Just be chill like Jason Bourne. Find the old navy. Lift a shirt if you can. One of us will pick you up.

>>739971874
LETSFUCKINGDOIT THE SOAP IS IN THE BARREL
GO GO GO

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White knighting hard

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>>739971874

>>739971206
Nigger-ville, Are you brain dead ?

>>739956984
Are you fat OP
>if si don't run YOU NEVER DO

>>739964166
ops too fat to fit through that window!

>>739972251
Go pick mine up anon he is 3 miles away faggot

>>739972490
Fuck, are we going rape him ? or save him ?

>>739970059
Who dis

>>739971874
Package has been intercepted, I repeat package has been intercepted.

Taking a left on lake st now. Can home package for 1 hour, then need to move package to next anon. OVER.

Can anyone give a TL;DR as of now

>>739972644
I think we agreed on rape at the last staff meeting. Do you want me to check with Corporate?

>>739956984

how sturdy is the building?

you could probably break your way through the wall or break the door.

>>739972806
No, we must proceed with the plan. Fall back to plan D if need be otherwise we got this little prick.
Thanks 4chan fags

>>739970039
>>739970039
Yo my nigga can i barrow me a pen?
Standard Ebonics

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>>739969106

>>739972705
OP needs to help and advice, doesn't want to be sent away/ gangbanged by niggers. Now we're trying to save OP or rape him which one comes first

>>739973047
Copy.

Are we still using amendment a or b in plan c as far as HTL goes?

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>>739956984
>mfw when I called the company and told him that Assid Halal Muhhamed A.K.A. OP was in the conference room trying to escape.

Run OP run, they are coming for you

this thread is several hours old. OP would be long gone by now. Obviously they have taken him to the group home since he hasn't responded for a very long time. enjoy getting raped by your new family OP.

>>739973443
Fill this thread with F to pay respect to a /b/ro being a sissy now
>F

F

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>my life is here

Go get a new one in the army instead of floundering in "homes" like a degenerate.

timestamp?

>>739971497
kek! thats close to my old home town!!

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bumping the hell out of this thread
screencap me faggos