Spooky creature thread
>>739946961
>>739947102
Fuck i dont wanna touch it.
Let me fly in your window tonight, leave it open for me.
>>739947930
Leafing this here
>>739948032
Na man
>>739946961
>>739946961
>>739946961
>>739947102
Fuck whip scorpions. Those guys are fucking weird.
>>739948433
...are their hands photoshopped?
This... thing sends shivers down my spine
>>739948830
Who, trump or the spider?
>>739946961
Have some less spook
>>739948032
I heard bees got long tongues. Will you lick my urethra?
>>739946961
Nope
>>739949080
2spoopy
>>739948244
Katydids are the least spooky things ever
>>739949214
>>739949080
>>739948986
what the fuck are those?
>>739949080
All I can think about is the Goosebumps intro now asshole.
What's the spooky part, you ask?
>she's dead
:(
>>739949312
I dunno what's up with this video but I hope this helps you sleep at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv_XusDvV84
this guy gonna make you shit yourself
>>739949405
>>739949528
i like lizards too
>>739948587
Cute af
>>739949585
people like you are strange
birdies are so much better
>>739949718
thats a nice cat
>>739949555
Hahahahahah. Faggot thinks she's scary!
daddy long legs anyone?
>>739949933
wtf was that?
>>739950114
ghost i think?
>>739948599
Africa cave spider, not a whip scorpion.
>>739950084
That's not a daddy long leg. Different species, you're thinking of what's also known as huntsman. Your picture is an Attic Spider, Vibrating Spider, cellar spider, etc.
>>739950114
a nigger
>>739948244
Thats better
>>739950114
probably a ghost or vampire
>>739949555
oh shit that's the cybersafe kid
>>739949312
my best friend's dad recorded this >:3
>>739948587
Wtf any more? Is that the face?
>>739950249
>>739950415
liar 0:<
>>739950428
Yep, this spider kills other spider
>>739950445
those birds look fake and homoerotic
>>739950241
Are you sure? I thought they were tailess whip scorpions. Maybe im wrong, still creepy af
>>739949312
deep sea jellyfish.
funny they can live 7800 meters deep in total darkness and at an absurd level of pressure.
there has been some movie (Europa Report, for example) getting inspiration
>>739950249
>>739950241
Just looked it up. They are the same thing.
>>739950663
Magnapina. There's no studies on them yet iirc
>>739950480
he is not lying, i'm his dad's best friend
Good thread
Feels cozy
>huntsman spiders
I love them but they are freaky when they run
>>739950868
>>739950950
Oh wait wrong pic- thats a reclusw
>>739948587
I imagine it saying "well exuuuuseee me"
Huntsman
>>739948830
Get out paco
>>739950868
yeah, it's a shame the fucking captcha got me, i can't put up with that shit. see you later anons
>>739950975
Aw. I think thats a needlefelt doll but i still want it.
Have a big ass beetle
>>739949585
That was pretty cool
>>739950563
That's actually pretty impressive
>>739946961
>>739947102
Those things are completely harmless to humans, though.
>>739950360
The scariest thing is that he's wearing crocsâ„¢
>>739951022
fuck me I jumped
>>739951128
Pretty sure this is real
>>739951022
why would anyone not immediately gas the house that thing was seen in
>>739949200
I want to fuck that pear
>>739946961
>>739950663
that's not a jellyfish you uneducated nigger.
>>739951531
That one is. The previous one wasnt
>>739951543
Because spiders are bros
They eat flies, centipedes, mosquitos, wasps..
>>739948944
These jumping spiders are adorable. Had one as a pet for a month but unfortunately it died of dehydration! It managed to mate with a female spider of its sort and then I quickly remlved it form getting eaten up after mating. It's really cool how they mate. The male starts dancing by shaking off it's legs which causes vibrations. The female is looking after the right moves/steps in the dance and the right signals of vibrations. If the male does one mistake that is captured by the female, then he had his last tango dance.
>>739952141
Fuck that shit dude, I don't mind spiders as long as they aren't within 4 feet of me.
Torch the house and collect the insurance money.
>>739949050
This is why I love /b/
Fucken kek
>>739952202
One day you will take get red pilled on spodes, anon. You'll see the light.
>>739952141
Spiders wont actually harm you.
>>739952324
Yeah. They're big ol scaredy cats
>>739946961
I'm sitting on my toiled right now and I this picture is making me lift the seat
Australia has drop bears.
Cascadia has drop squid.
>>739951022
Pls no
>>739948502
Nope
>>739952496
Diz better?
>>739946961
>>739951462
Holy fuck is that one venemous?
>>739952408
Two giant spiders were crawling around the bathroom while I was taking a shit at night but it's cool they eat the other bugs anyway so I let them live.
>>739952321
no
no i wont
one of these niggers invaded my home at 3 am and i saw it on the wall
i woke the entire house and it took a combined effort of me with a shoe and my father with a broom to kill the nigger.
it ran from us and i feared it would escape, but my father trapped it in the corner of the wall and the door with the broom
then, working simultaneously, he quickly swept it off the broom onto the floor, where i stomped its ass with the shoe
however, after doing so and we thought it was over, it twitched, and i, out of a panic stricken reaction, stomped the everloving shit out of it over and over until it was nothing but a brown smear. i also damaged my computer which was nearby, because i stomped i so hard the shockwaves fucked up with the insides of the computer
fuck spiders
>>739952615
I always say the spiders and i "have an understanding"
>>739948032
If you are ever watching Japanese Bug Fights with friends, and you are having friendly bets on which bug will win, always bet on this mother fucker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag
Spiders are best imouto
>>739952529
Yes that's pretty cool
>>739952651
So you chimped out and killed an innocent poor spider and broke your things in the process?
I'd rather have a giant spider as a house guest than you.
>>739949585
was that a spider coming out of its shell/skin or whatever
>>739952689
Fucking yes what was the site called panda something?
>>739952691
Bless you, anon
>>739952833
Molting, yes
>>739951022
hes fucking dead
>>739951621
pic related
>>739952506
DID SHE DIED
>>739951337
Fake. That's been debunked. It's two pics superimposed.
>>739953298
she's the definition of "died"
>>739949718
spooky thread, not cute dinosaurs
>>739950317
Cellar Spiders are the actual Daddy Longlegs.
A lot of people also call Harvestman's and Crane Fly's Daddy Longlegs, but that's wrong.
>>739947102
that filename's right... that is a BIG frican cave spider
>>739952651
>>739952202
>>739951543
Kek what a baby.
>>739946961
those big goofy arms make them look kinda cute to me.
Dolls are spooky in general
>>739953535
>>739950317
>>739950084
That's what we have binomial names for, so use them.
Daddy Long Legs
coconut crab
>>739950114
It's fake....video done by some granny or somethin
deep sea isopods, just a big ass rollie pollie
So, I heard you like Mexican Walking Fish?
>>739954514
C U T E
>>739952321
The only spiders I like are Wolf Spiders, and dead spiders.
>>739954447
Fookin Cretchas
>>739948433
That motherfucker on the right likely has some type of eye cancer. The white eye glare is a clear sign of it
>>739954663
Oh you like wolf spider?
Here's Wolf Spider carrying her young.
>>739949312
Was this recorded by Boaty McBoatface?
>>739950389
Sauce?
>>739948460
I don't know what's worse. That stupid shoop of crappy creatures, or the fact someone took a picture of twingo, with full intention to brag to their friends about their awesomely posed car and photography skills.
>>739954810
See, I think that's pretty fucking cool.
Because I like wolf spiders.
They chimp out on other spiders.
Just like me.
>>739950860
I.. is.. he dead ;<
>>739950860
That one dead?
>>739951621
/pol/tards
>>739954957
That's very obviously not a photo anon.
>>739951128
>>739951022
Good ol' huntsmans.
>>739947930
actually theese a pretty friendly you know
>>739952202
But spooders are cute~
>>739953157
Commies and fascists, both blame jooos. Your peeps, right? Gas yourself, filthy faggot.
>>739954447
scary looking, but harmless.
the females are another story doe
>>739952689
Yo I found out there's an app for your phone you can watch it on as well. Thought I'd spread the word
>>739954514
>mexican walking fish
mfw
>>739952861
Panda.tv
>>739948587
What a dickhead
>>739955648
Yes thanks
Since you guys like spiders so much here's a sea spider. It lives wayyy down below where light can't reach.
>>739955901
Looks cool to be honest
>>739954902
the fly 2
>>739955924
fuuuuuuuck that
>>739954899
more like kikefish
>>739954447
bag of doritos
>>739955967
Thanks.
>>739950860
Press F to pay respects
>>739954957
>took a picture
You ok, bud?
>>739954782
>stage right
>>739955924
Never knew it was that fast.
>>739955047
Unfortunately
>>739953535
Oh damn I've had it backwards all these years.
>>739957003
The video's reversed. The snake is puking up the animal to be able to escape
These creep me out
>>739955924
That's fucking insane
>>739955924
>>739955241
there are two of them!!
at least they are not gay.
they did not aim at his penor
>>739957303
Those live in Canada too, I got bit by one as a kid.
snek!!
Tongue eating louse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBMK7C_HwI4
>>739957576
Heard it hurts pretty bad. What does the pain compare to?
>>739957644
Why mouse wear snek cosplay?
>>739957688
Fuck those things
>>739957700
I don't remember, I was pretty young.
this is a gar.
ive seen one before. much smaller than this though.
when I was like 8 or 9, some asshole at a lake I went w/ family to shot it with a 9mm after catching it and the fish floated over to our boat where I was swimming. freaked me the fuck out
my dad just said they are pretty passive and docile. they typically swimming near the bottom of fresh water lakes.
>>739957688
fucking jews
Worst thing ever
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracunculiasis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4kQWvUv_Ns
>>739951670
>Ebola
>>739955009
also they don't have individual eyes.
there's a thing that rotates in their head, focusing through the various lens (that appear to be eyes)
>>739958575
That's awesome.
Must Google...
>>739950415
are you in the uk, wanna fuck? :3
>>739958575
>>739958647
nvm, I was thinking jumping spider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwmgg7GDWJ4
>>739958961
Still cool as fuck.
Wolf spider = only spider I won't immediately construct a Rube Goldberg machine just to fucking demolish it. I'll trap it and move it to another room in the house, preferably upstairs so it'll find its way into the attic.
>>739954957
>he doesn't like Twingos
?????
>>739948460
poor little Twingo
>>739959079
Why? Wolf spiders are like, some of the only ones that bite.
Are you sure you're not just talking about house spiders?
>>739959369
Nah man, I like them for this reason >>739955009
We share a common hatred for spiders.
>>739957018
>Fortunately
>>739951564
That's not a pear you retard!
>>739955142
Fuck off you reddit dipshit
>>739949312
holy fuck
>>739946961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv_XusDvV84
Seriously, fuck those guys.
>>739960204
House centipede. Love these guys. They eat all sorts of household pests of the buggy or spider variety.
>>739960204
The bros of all bugs.
>>739954958
Natures way of saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
>>739955924
Pay attention people, snakes can't eat that fast. They can, however, disgorge food that fast, which is what is happening here in reverse.
>>739960314
Fuck that. These things are what made me come to the conclusion that maybe spiders aren't actually that bad.
>>739959881
Haha, poor little inbred, trump jizz drinking /pol/ster got his "feewings" hurt? Need a snowflake sage place?
>>739960889
>>739959881
Brand-new 4chan friend spotted.
>>739959365
the heck is this?
>>739952606
I suspect it is venomous
>>739961152
Ohhh yeahhhh. Shake those hips.
this picture of a ghost dog was taken in 1993. the owners of the house reported him being able to "walk" through walls (as seen in pic related) and would sometimes even be spotted floating above their beds at night!
>>739961201
weta cute when it eat carrot
>>739954909
>>739954276
fucking thing looks delicious, crab is a very tasty meat. i remember looking this up and apparently coconut crabs are almost extinct from pacific islanders hunting them, probably because they are delicious. all of the most delicious animals are usually hunted to extinction. just imagine
>>739961924
People make me angry.
>>739951103
Looks like an ewok
>>739961969
me too, ill probably never be able to eat tasty coconut crab meat because those retards dont know how to manage a population.
>>739961924
gross!
>>739950663
>and at an absurd level of pressure.
What would happen if someone would heave that thing to the surface? Would it explode? Or would it swell up? Or just die? I wonder.
This "cat" has been mutated almost beyond recognition after being exposed to years of toxic radiation following the 1886 Chernobyl disaster. It's horns are often used for hunting or for protection against other predators.
>>739962166
if you dont like crab then i feel bad for you son.
those things would be just like eating crab and crab meat is some of the nicest meat. just imagine, itd be like eating lobster.
>>739962495
it might even taste a little bit like coconuts if you think about it. fuck im so hungry right now.
>>739950688
Fukkin funny
>>739961817
P A R T A K E
>>739952324
some spiders are aggressive and will fuck your shit, don't spread lies. Sydney Funnel Web, Brazillian Wandering Spider, and the Brown Recluse are three famous, notoriously aggressive spiders.
This prehistoric "chicken" was found perfectly preserved after millions of years of being frozen. Mysteriously, the scientists who thawed him for study fell ill shortly after beginning their research and had to be quarantined after the team became "delusional, paranoid, violent" and began "vomiting a viscous black liquid". None of the research team or hospital staff who initially treated them survived.
>>739962679
interestingly enough, coconut crabs are omnivores and will often scavenge from dead animals. they sometimes even eat eachother! it is theorised that coconut crabs may be responsible for the disappearance of Amelia Earharts remains. maybe they wouldnt really taste that good because they eat lots of gross remains and stuff. but who knows?
all i know is i want to chow down on a coconut crab.
>>739959580
that's retarded, I hope you're lonely
>>739948433
that has to be outta this world is so horrible
>>739963082
fake and gay.
google reverse search says you're a faggot
>>739950688
this is the best thing i've seen all day
>>739959644
Nigga I shit a brick looking at that
>>739952651
you sound like a bitch lol
>>739961321
Nice feet
Remember in the Hollywood blockbuster "The Matrix" humans had been enslaved by machines and essentially were turned into batteries to power their AI overlords? This shocking photograph taken in New Zealand shows that this dystopian future may be closer than we realize! Farmers have begun perfecting a method to harvest actual, usable energy from pigs, with nearly 10% of farms running entirely on "animal power". Proponents claim this is huge step forward in cutting our dependence on fossil fuels, while opponents see a much darker future where most living things are used for organic batteries.
>>739954514
>mexican walking fish
Kek
>>739950360
His wearing a red flannel with teal crocs
>>739950084
cute and useful
>>739957688
>front teeth
They look almost human.
Has genetic modification gone too far? Recently in Japan, in an attempt to create a new modern delicacy, scientists have now successfully raised an animal (or some would call an abomination) that is half chicken and half octopus. Scientists at the Kihara Institute for Biological Research (which is normally known for working with grains) describe the taste as "unique, hearty" and "a true chicken of the sea", an obvious jab at the tuna industry.
>>739950360
What is this from?
>>739961704
Thats a (Troll-Ogre) spider
>>739954447
>Not posting the whole image
>>739951022
jfc i jerked so hard in my chair my mouse flipped over
>>739952143
Why did it die of dehydration?
Are they high maintenance or did it just lose the will to live?
Another ghost dog caught on camera? You'd better believe it! This terrified family thought they had bout their dream home in New Orleans years after the devastation that was hurricane Katrina only to find out their house was built on what once was the infamous Tulane University research lab, notorious for unethical and cruel animal testing. The residents reported various animals floating through ceilings, chewing up articles of clothing, and other sorts of general mischief with the intent to scare the new homeowners. Shortly after snapping this picture as proof the once happy couple abandoned their house with all their belongings still left inside. The house is now part of a "Haunted New Orleans" tour, but very few guides dare enter the house.
>>739965481
sauce?
>>739948771
I think they over saturized the hoodies color
>>739961570
giant antarctic scale worm
>>739966026
Looks like he was trying to get it to bite him then seeing that fucking mouth was like what the fuck NOPE