How would you go about committing the perfect murder?

>>739915713
By not commiting it

>>739915713
stab someone with ice
throw someone a massive iceblock on the head
freeze someone in ice

>>739915798
what about fingerprints dipshit

i wouldn't

if you are actually thinking about murdering another human being you deserve to be shot

>>739915847
The ice will fucking melt

>>739915904
no but the fingerprints will give it away

>>739915713
what the fuck is that fucvking pic

>>739915961
hot

>>739915954
gl on taking fingerprints from water

>>739915954
Stop the bait

>>739916027
they'll take the fingerprints from the ice and u will be cort

>>739916027
uhh but it wouldn't be water it's ice you can't kill people with water then it would be drowning

>>739915798
Rather than ice, use pycrete, (ice with sawdust and newspaper). It's stronger, also wear gloves when making it just in case of fingerprints on the paper.

>>739916256
They will read the newspaper, and trace the sawdust and trace it back to you.

>>739915713

Find an exotic, deadly and quick disease, water-transmitted. Bonus points if there's no risk of it infecting the local water supply

Go to a party with your victim. Or just pass him/her on the street

Make it look like you tripped. Spill the drink on their hand. Make sure to be in a group, crowd, etc. and that the victim doesn't recognize you

Get the feeling of a job well done.

Getting "drunk"
https://youtu.be/pyOQnEJQmq4

Dump the body in the ocean.never be found

>>739916405

Why did I never see this one in a rekt thread?

>>739915713
Get a bunch of pigs, don't feed hem for 2 days, then let them at the body. No body, no murder.

>>739916583
Just happend yesterday. Hours ago. Driver 18 and the sister 14

>>739916619
You're right this is the perfect murder

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>>739915713

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>>739915798
I like the way you think.

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>>739915713
Just do it like the CIA does. Cuff them, throw a bag on their head and put them in a van lined with plastic, drive to a remote location, put their head against a piece of kevlar or stack of books, then shoot them in the head. Drive to another location and cut them up and dissolve all of the tools, plastic, and body parts in the acid. Then take the gun and unload it and toss it in the nearest dumpster. It's that easy.

>>739915961
It's too soon, newfag.

>>739916722
Those tabs and bookmarks tho

OP plans murder
Crazy person hunts down op and kills them.

The world is balanced once again.

Go to South America.
Get psilocybin.
Go back.
Put on sunglasses, mustasche and look like a tourist.
Have a map (with the drugs on it)
Go to person X, ask for directions
Blow drugs in face
Now tell person X to jump infront of car

>>739917207
>Drive to another location and cut them up and dissolve all of the tools, plastic, and body parts in the acid. Then take the gun and unload it and toss it in the nearest dumpster.
Why change location? I can see why dumping the gun somewhere else would make sense, but why move all the other evidence?

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>>739917405
Because you don't want people to hear the gunshot, dumbass. And you have to take the body somewhere to be processed.

>>739915713
kill a random stranger 500km away from your home.

Done

>>739915713
Drive by, they never seem to catch them

>>739915713
By killing myself.

>>739917713
Sounds like a waste of time, killing a random stranger, for no reason....Wasting time is not a "perfect" act.

>>739915961

some narco's girlfriend cut up

>>739917385
You're thinking of scopolamine.

>Wait at least 10 years with no contacts
>Buy on this time new clothes, shovel, universal pliers, thick gloves
>Leave to some place not far but far from the zone
>Rent car, roam around the city you are, make yourself known on bars, have the tickets, etc
>Go where your victim is
>Check his/her schedule
>Kidnap at good time
>Kill quickly, where no one can hear it
>Remove teeth and nails of victim
>Chop him/her into pieces
>Bury pieces around a lot of places
>Burn what you're wearing
>Toss objects you used on river or something or bury them far away
>Go back to place
>Have fun

I may have missed a few step, it's approximatively how i'd do it.

>>739918232
Narcotics are illegal dumbass

>>739915890
Cum shot to the face

>>739918568
Still me, another way i may have planned

>Take pork chops
>Let them rot on a heater or something
>Collect juice with seringe
>Inject juice to victim
>Leave and keep the seringe, clean it, ect.

Heard it's not detectable and the victim dies quick. Not sure if real or not, heard that from a mom's friend who worked on a prison.

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>>739916323

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>>739918765

>>739919023
Explain

>>739916722
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OH MY FUCKING SIDES


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>>739918568
English is difficult

>>739919085
only person holding a drink, implying she was sitting at the table with the victim who's cup is still standing there.

>>739915890
That'd be murder, friendo.

I'm going to present the Simplest and cleanest way

>Preparation
First of all you need to cut all relations to the motherfucker you're trying to kill
Because when someone gets killed, the cops always suspect the people close to him, i.e his family, friends, acquaintances..etc etc. which means you need to cut yourself off those groups.
By "cutting" all relations i mean two things,
1.move somewhere else, considerably far, out of city, or out of state if you're willing to cover your ass that far
2.stop talking to him or anyone close to him
This'll make the cops feel that you're pretty far away from the guy and have no reason to kill a (seemingly) random guy like him
>Equipment
DO NOT use Knives, sharp shit and generally anything that leaves lots of blood and requires you to get close to the guy are a big nono, they're extremely messy, common sense.
.Long range rifles, MY JAM, those fuckers can shoot Sub-moa shots at 800 meters, 800 meters is a pretty fucking long distance especially in urban places. (.308 winchester hunting rifles are extremely common and many people own them)
.Thick ass gloves (surgical gloves leave fingerprints, be aware)
.Backpack, to hide your rifle in

And if you're willing to go really fucking far, get an RF jammer and plant it where your target will die (trash can, near a plant, etc) RF signal jammers (decent priced ones have a rane of 50 meters) prevent phones from making phonecalls and therefore buys you a good amount of time so it doesn't let anyone call 9/11
>kill prep
check his schedule, get a nice time where he's alone (i.e coming back from work)
find a a good concealed spot to shoot from.
>killing
when you shoot him, you can also shoot another guy in the same spot, making the kills look like some crazy fucker randomly shot people, instead of a "HIM" being exactly targeted

Don't be stupid.

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack is
Onna
Gonna
Wanna
Suck
That
Dick

>>739919085
>>739919156
Only person holding a drink which (as far as we can tell) isn't wearing sandals. There are more ppl holding drinks

>>739919156
She has a Yellow top. Yellow shoes are by the table

>>739919137
yeah, i'm french, honhonhon sorry

>>739919085
Noticed everyone wears slippers, you can easily associate it with people. The only one you cannot is the brown haired girl, she leaved them near the chair next to the victim (yellow ones). Plus she's holding a glass and there's a trail on the plate for a missing glass.

>>739919470
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

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>>739919236
SECOND POST
Now we go to the more uppity and complex shit

IEDs (yes, you're a jihadi now)
Like the last time, after the prep, check his schedule and plant a good old bomb under his car or conceal it in a garbage bag/trash can/carton box near the street he usually walks in, when he walks near it, blow the fucker to pieces

Since most people don't know how to make explosives (despite them being fairly easy and easy to look up and learn) That would make you, the average person, far off the list of possible suspects

NOTE: please don't try to bother with hiding the body and all that gay crap beacuse it's too messy and too much of a hassle and there's a big chance you'll get busted while moving the body.

>>739915713
you can murder anyone as long you has no connection to the victim and its in a big town but not your town.

I'd convince people that neoliberal capitalism is the best way to govern society, and watch our species go extinct. Lel

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>>739919595

>>739916689
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

Easy, Get gloves and gas their house. buy the gas a year before so they can't find you from looking through who has bought gas. Next burn everything. For extra actually make their gas leak instead of putting gas through a tube in the house.

>>739919768
Do it like Boris would. With no fucks given

>>739915713
Drive the victim to an hero without them knowing who's doing it.

>>739919768
You just committed murder and you don't want to get caught and your first thought is "ewwww, I'm not gonna touch that!"

> make chloroform with bleach and acetone
> knock out victim with chloroform
> take to ghetto
> saran wrap to post or tree
> hang sign around neck saying "nappy haired nigglets give me wood"
> Que sera, sera

death by too many sharpies in the pooper

>>739915713
1) Shave any hairs on your body

2) Find or buy a plastic suit, or anything that can protect you from blood, your head and feet included.

3) Put a mask on, their might be CCTV or witness. Avoid cotton and wool, wear synthetic.

4) Anything but firearms, and don't throw your weapon away, keep it with you.

5) Gather intel, what does your target do ? where is he/she going ? where does he/she live ?

6) Plan your murder, don't write anything on computer. Do it as far as possible from your home. Avoid kidnapping.

7) Once you killed your target, you can try to burn the body or anything that can make it disapear, but don't draw attention. Avoid moving the body, taking pictures, videos, ect... Don't bring it home.

8) Burn or get rid of anything you weared from the murder. Again, don't draw attention to you.

9) Have an alibi.

>>739920303
>Anything but firearms
lel what

if i shot a guy with a long range rifle in broad daylight and disappeared before they'd pinpoint the shooting spot not even god could solve the murder.

Never really gave it tooooo much thought but here it goes.

Travel more then 300 miles from home, only carry cash. Wear oversized shoes with lots of socks on, slap on a few of those sand weights joggers use. To throw off your shoe size and weight. Make sure the shoes are used, and at least 20 years old. Do not bring any electronics, and don't drive any car manufactured after the 80s and make sure its a common car when your travel, you want zero chance of being traceable electronically. Do not take toll roads of any interstate highways, I wouldn't even use Routes(US Highways). All back roads. Make sure the tires are bald on the vehicle, and are oldddd, so no RFID chips, you want to change your appearance but not in the way that you stand out, don't wear ball caps? Hate the Red Sox, perfect. Don't order it online, by it with cash at a 2nd hand store used. Don't wear glasses, perfect put some 2nd hand ones on, so if anyone does by chance see you through some form of long distance lenses or hidden camera you wont be recognizable. Your almost ready, leave town at night and don't tell anyone, 4 hour drive cam get you over 200 miles away do the deed and return. All in a 9 hour span. Now for your instrument of death, many ways to make a zip gun, but do this years in advance so no stores in your area have you logged buying the stuff to make it, and there is no pattern on the bullet that can be traced. Now go cruzzing in the location, find someone alone(its night) jogger, Simone getting the mail, you get the drift, drive by do the deed and when your done, drive at a flank angle from home before you turn towards home.
Dispose of zip gun(pipe) at a random garbage that's is public.

The end.

>>739920891
I forgot to mention don't have plates on your car while the act is committed

>>739920878
the bullet

>>739921168
...so?
just bathe the motherfucking round in alcohol and rub it well with a napkin to avoid fingerprinting it, and don't forget to collect the brass

>>739918568
>Kindnap at a good time

Lol why not just...kill at a good time?

B is so retarded most of the times

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>>739921502
it buys you time

the target would get marked as "missing" instead of being "killed" so they would first start looking for him instead of opening a murder investigation (they may not even open an investigation at all and keep him marked as missing)

and by the time they start looking for him you'd have buried the body, vaporized all evidence and moved to a rural town in chile.

>>739921325
It's not about fingerprints, they can retrace what kind of weapon you used, then ask the seller who bought it. They will have to do several stores but they will eventually find you.

You can do it with untracable firearms but you're taking risk for just one guy, you might as well take a normal sharp knife.

BTW i don't recommend putting alcohol on a bullet.

>>739920878
partly cause it wouldn't be murder. it'd be an assassination.

OP didn't say "how to get away with killing some prick" he specifically said "murder" so your victim has to know your killing them, and it might have to be a little more up close and personal

>>739921717
That and firearms make a lot of noise (you don't want witness) and are more likely to be traced, but ofc it depends of where you live.

>>739919236
>.308 in backpack
>Militards being stupid
You will be caught in minutes. You fucking idiot

>>739918568
dumbest most unnecessary bullshit I've ever read

how about instead, you just travel to a different city, go into the ghetto at night, shoot someone from your car with a silencer, drive back to your city, wash your hands, get rid of the gun, burn all your clothes, get rid of your bullets

>>739921710
>It's not about fingerprints, they can retrace what kind of weapon you used, then ask the seller who bought it. They will have to do several stores but they will eventually find you.
>You can do it with untracable firearms but you're taking risk for just one guy, you might as well take a normal sharp knife.
They can't trace the "gun", only the cartridge

useless if the killer had the gun for a long time, or stole it, or bought it off some shady ghetto nigger. etc etc

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>>739922080
top fucking kek

a remington 700 with a folding chassis/stock could easily fit well inside a backpack
hell you can even fucking dissemble it if you want
pic related

>>739921885
>That and firearms make a lot of noise (you don't want witness) and are more likely to be traced, but ofc it depends of where you live.

Suppressors sure as hell don't make guns sound like a whisper IRL, but they do help
They decrease 30 decibles (that's a pretty big fucking difference)
and they make the firing noise sound less like gunfire, and sound more like something fragile fell off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpLd0YxZnG0
listen to the sound of it firing

And of course you can use subsonic ammo which decrease ALOT of the noise.

remember not to bring your phone with you because they can trace your movements with the signal

First, use a weapon people wouldn't think of. A knife? Brass knuckles? Kek. I'll bust out the good ol' pipe wrench. Still kind of obvious, but it's my pick. Make sure you wear gloves, and burn just about everything related. Killing is easy. Body disposal is tricky.
Second, bury the body (if in one piece) 6 to 10 feet beneath a dead animal. If it's in multiple pieces, bury them in an animal graveyard, like my garden. And smash the teeth. They'll never make sense of the bones, and bodies decay fast when hacked up.
There's many more ways to do this, but I'm just telling you what worked for me.

Easiest way is as follows
1. Buy a pack of cigarettes
2. Let cigarettes (the whole oack) soak in water

3. After eight hours or so remove cigarettes from water making sure to drain any liquid into container
4. Fill syringe with the liquid
5.inject
Pros.
No prints or anything to trace
Silent
Extremely deadly especially if you can get the person drunk or first
Cons
You have to be close

>>739922688
No it won't t dumbass.
At first I thought you were a militard
Now I realize you are just a basement tard playing to much cod

>>739922695
You need to smoke them and place butts in water you useless fat cunt.

>>739922357
I live in a country where weapons are really regulated. I don't know where you live and the laws about it in your country, but if you want to kill someone where I live you might as well use a knife

>>739922688
From what I saw, rifles and suppresors aren't cheap.

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>>739923113
You can't fit pic related inside of decent sized normal bag?

have you seen any fucking bag that isn't a kindergarten backpack?

>>739923113
The rifle in pic>>739922688 has 20 inch overall length
which world are you from where most bags can't fit a 20 inch stick?

>>739923357
>From what I saw, rifles and suppresors aren't cheap.
Rifles are 500-600-700 dollar range, you poorfag

Suppressors however, can be made at home using PVC pipes and cotton, or simply a plastic bottle and cloth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyY-2uWZ6SM

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I used to be in the drug game when i was young
just make sure there are no ties between you and your hit
you just do it and walk away small gun .22 is good not to loud ..
all I have to say about it

>>739923220
You are a dumb fuck

>>739923357
>I live in a country where weapons are really regulated. I don't know where you live and the laws about it in your country, but if you want to kill someone where I live you might as well use a knife
use a bomb.
read>>739919600

btw which country?

>>739923649
500$ is a lot just to kill one guy. Also you need training to kill someone on a long range.

>>739923851
That's a solution indeed.

Baguette land

>>739923649
Not in reality a standard backpack is 16-18 inches faggot.now you can buy bigger but then you look fucking suspicious as fuck especially when you are trying to make a getaway while breaking down the gun . Fucking stupid kids with their video game bullshit. Learn to reality

>>739924010
What a shit country. Only notable things from France are Bic and white flags

>>739919236
>Simple clean
Kek
>Ten years and thousands of dollars
>Carrying around a gun
Vs
>>739922695
>Ten bucks .
> No traces
>Less than eight hours

The lesson is don't over complicate shit your autistic fucks

>>739924413
Well, not everyone went in history class.

Be white amerifag.
Join police.
Shoot niggers.
Claim self defence.

>>739924604
>tries to make a quick comeback
>still can't English
>baguettes fall out of pockets

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>>739916722

>>739924758
Correct me then.

>>739924687
Better be Muslim otherwise sjws and chimps will chimp.

>>739925126
Buy a ticket and move to England like any sane person. Live out your life knowing you don't live in a faggot country like France.

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>>739923934
You either spend five hundred dollars to make a clean kill or you spend the rest of your life contemplating with your stupidity because you went berserk at a guy with a knife at a parking lot, thinking nobody would see you

>>739924492
where the fuck did i say ten years?
just rent a new home in the middle of another city for a couple of weeks then start preparing for the kill
>thousands of dollars
a long range rifle with a cheap chinese optic would be 600-800 dollar range
and an RF jammer would be 50-100 dollars
and the rest of the items have negligible prices, fag

>>739924013
Pic related, this bag can hold TWO of those remingtons, so a half that size would be enough
and like i said you can always disassemble your rifle and put it.

>>739924010
Yes, france, they'll just blame it on islamic terrorists and (since you're not probably an algerian) you'd be far off the list of suspects
WIN

>>739925352
I meant correct my english, what is wrong in "Well, not everyone went in history class." ?

>>739925537
"went in history class" is incorrect, it should be "went to history class"

>>739925364
Point 5 and 6 of >>739920303

It's always an islamic terrorist.

>>739925636
okay then.

>>739925537

This >>739925636

>>739925731
This >>739925712

>>739925537
Ur english iz shite m8

probably by kllling them
I dunno

>>739925851
not my native language

>>739925944
Blame ur rents fer learing a shite language

>>739926048
Well i'm no renting anything

>>739917581
using ca methods not makining a suppressor

>>739926181
Either b8 or retarded

>>739921690
Just the fact that you replied shows /b/ has died and is strting from square 1

frozen leg of lamb, fo sure

>>739926240
Only two options ?

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>>739926373

>>739915713
convince them to testify against hillary

>>739926539
ok

>>739921710
They can know what type of gun fired it, and if a specific gun fired that specific bullet (if they have both gun and bullet)

They can't get a serial number from a bullet, and the govt does not have a registry of who owns what guns.

>>739924010
Qu'est-ce que tu as pu dire à propos de moi, quelle petite merde? Je devrais savoir que je suis diplômé de ma classe dans Navy Seals, et j'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raid secrets sur Al-Quaeda et j'ai plus de 300 tueries confirmées. Je suis formé à la guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur tireur d'élite dans l'ensemble des forces armées américaines. Vous n'êtes rien pour moi que pour une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyer avec une précision dont on ne l'a jamais vu plus tôt sur cette Terre, marque mes putains de mots. Vous pensez que vous pouvez vous arrêter de me dire cette merde par Internet? Pensez encore, fucker. Au fur et à mesure que nous parlons, je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers les États-Unis et que votre adresse IP se déroule maintenant afin de mieux vous préparer à la tempête, la mouche. L'orage qui efface la petite chose pathétique que vous appellez votre vie. Vous êtes putain, mon enfant. Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de sept cents manières, et c'est juste avec mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis formé à des combats non armés, mais j'ai accès à l'arsenal entier du Corps des marines des États-Unis et je l'utiliserai dans toute sa mesure pour effacer votre misérable cul de la face du continent, merci. Si seulement vous pouviez savoir quelle récompense impie, votre petit commentaire intelligent était sur le point de vous faire tomber, peut-être que vous auriez retenu votre putain de langue. Mais vous ne pouviez pas, vous ne l'avez pas, et maintenant vous payez le prix, vous êtes un idiot. Je vais vous fureur sur vous et vous vous noyerez. Vous êtes putain mort, kiddo.

Full latex bodysuit/gimpsuit so no hair or fingerprints left behind, kill them in dumpster with pencil, sharpen pencil into dust. Set fire to dumpster.

>>739926642
Well in France you'll have an hard time getting an actual rifle, you can get a hunting rifle at best.

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>>739915755
Tell those pricks with no imagination, perfect crimes happen every day, in the head of people who work with people.

>>739926659
ok

>>739926816
Isn't it hard to kill someone with a pencil ?

>>739926978
Ok

>>739925364
That bag is only 18 inches . The barrel is 20 inches. Learn to math And how much do you think it costs to move to another city? Easily 1500-2000 plus guy and all the other bullshit.

God dam get out of your parents basement.

This is the reason you would be caught . Being a dumbass.

You don't think that one the cops got the trajectory of the shot and started looking they wouldn't find a retard with a huge lump bag ? You are so fucking dumb you deserve to get caught


Which you would

>>739927406
bitch u mad mf ugly b looking like the little ginger kid from little einstein kill urself btch ill shoot u mf ass meet me irl fuck outta here wicho dorito ass shaped head btch albino gorilla lookin ass mf ill flame u dumb spotty white pizza shaped head lookin elongated ass nose marshmallow man crusty ass mf self right here btch

>>739926816
I have the weirdest boner right now

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>>739927406
the barrel isn't 20 inch, that's OVERALL length of the rifle you retard, the remington i posted has a folding chassis and a shorter barrel
And that pack is more than 18 inches
Also pic related, the size of an AVERAGE looking bag, can hold a 20 inch stick in it. no arguing
>You don't think that one the cops got the trajectory of the shot and started looking they wouldn't find a retard with a huge lump bag ?
read Urban sniping - by john west
If i shot you in a busy urban area from 700 meters (that's more than half a kilometer)
the cops would know the general direction of the shot but sure as hell won't know the exact location of the sniper

and by the time 911 gets called and cops are on their way i'd sure as hell be out of the sniping spot

dumb noguns

Create a bug out diddle bag, bury it, remember coordinates and retrieve your items when you need to. Commit the act, throw away outfit, And replace later. Bury the supplies again. Flawless. Oh and don't get hurt

>>739915713
Become charismatic president. Order drone strike.

>>739919746
name another system that has worked better?

>>739915713
Toss them into a live volcano

>>739919236
What's sub-moa?

And if you're going to plant and rf blocker you may as well plant a bomb.

>>739927031
Isnt it hard to get someone in a dumpster to kill them?

>>739915713
paying drug addicts to murder your enemy
that's all

>>739928368
MOA is a measurement of rifle accuracy
the lower it is, the more accurate a rifle is

take your rifle
stay at a 100 meters distance of your target
shoot a group (3 shots)
if your group is an inch wide, then your rifle is an MOA, if your group is less than inch wide, then it's sub MOA, if it's two inches apart then it's 2 MOA, and so forth

>>739915713
>Dinner
>Back to yours
>Tarp on floor (for the chow)
>Axe to the head
>It's hip to be square
>Remove body in duffle bag

>>739928715
So if you put the rectile of a chink scope over the guy it's going to hit within an inch at 800m? Damn. What if you go to 2km? How fast does accuracy drop off?

>>739928715
Also how loud will the shot be with a silencer? And are homemade silencers better? I mean a gunshot in an urban area, people are going to hear that.