/nzg/ - New Zealand general

Why are IDs even gone?

Why are kiwi men shy?

Why are there so many Asian chicks dating white guys?

As a white dude, would you date a poly chick?

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>>739910563

What would make a good gift to give from NZ?

Would you ever have sex with a sheep?

>>739911184
A live sheep, trust me

>>739911184
chastity cage

>>739911184
a box filled with bees

>>739911184
a dole bludging Maori

>>739911184
a 1 year subscription to blacked.com

>>739911427
Dole?

>>739911478
I have access to all Blacked videos

>>739911630
>cuck

this is why we need white genocide

>>739911584
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dole%20bludger

the benny

>>739911715
The price of colonialism

>>739911715
The benny?

>>739911941
The Unemployment Benefit

>>739911630
Ew

>>739911968
Down under folk and their slang

latest blacked video is great. She gets pounded

>>739912056
>Down under folk and their slang
There's more to Down Under than just the Kiwis.
That's their slang, and it might be a North/South Island thing as far as I know.
But in Oz it's called the dole.
No idea what they call it in Suth Affreka, let alone in the Latin countries.

>>739912596
>actually enjoy watching niggers impregnate white women

the jews have got you man you should probably kys

>>739911184
nestle kiwi onion soup and reducerd cream ... no troll its the BOMB

Australia carries new fagland around on a dog leash.

>>739912918
what potato did she use to take that photo?

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wassup monicas

>>739912904
fuck you might as well throw in some bluebird chips with it

>>739912748
I am the biggest cuck ever. I love watching girls get pounded.

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

>>739912918
You can send me her as a gift from New Zealand...

>>739913300
There are no tanks in New Zealand.

Tank envy much?....

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>>739913446
there are tanks in new zealand

>>739913560
The New Zealand Army has nothing that could be classified as a proper tank and hasn't since at least 2000...

Do we have any nudes not taken with a camera from 1980?

>>739913779
A camera from 1980 would look good once scanned. These are all poorfags with Nokia phones from 2006.

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>>739913674
oh you mean new zealand army? well now that you've clarified new zealand army and not new zealand on a whole

>>739913911
who is she?

Who can play the guitar in here? Need some advice.

>>739913674
But muh delusions
NZ is a super power!

>>739913927
I am sure there are maybe five or six tanks in New Zealand museums, etc.

>>739913904
the Nokia 8250 was $1200. Poor fag?

>>739913985
exactly, meaning there are in fact tanks in new zealand, just not tanks in active service with the NZDF

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>>739913985
I'm pretty sure MOTAT has more than six by itself

so what are you guys drinking tonight?

>>739914059
If you are still using it in 2017, you are a poorfag.

>>739914084
So my question remains, tank envy much?

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>>739914091
top shelf

>>739914091
Not much more than a rounding error when compared with most "Western industrialized" countries...

>>739913048
and a cookie time...

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>>739914131
seems more like a rhetorical question, but if not, then yea pretty much

>>739914142
Septic tank

>>739914096
I don't use it but I still have it.

>>739914208
Indeed

>>739914253
I think I have a Palm Pilot somewhere...

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I am still in love with my ex girlfriend from Auckland, what do

>>739914316
stop it and find someone else. she is your ex for a reason

>>739914316
Don't bother.
Auckland woman are insane man, they think they're living in sex in the city don't waste your time move on.

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>>739914292
I have a palm pilot too

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>>739914407
yea she was lovely, kind, took care of me heaps, I kinda fucked up, and then moved back to the south island, after breaking up and od'ing. I am trying to decide if I should move back to aukcland and contact her or just move the fuck on.

>>739914566
No, she thinks you're worthless. You should give me her number.

>>739914514
i have a Palm VX with a black and white touch screen

>>739914735
mine was colour

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>>739914735
forgot image, again

So no guitar fags on tonight? I need someone to give me advice on barre chords. Mine always sound like shit and I can't figure out why. Is there an easy way? Do I just need stronger fingers? Why is it so fucking hard to stretch when doing barres?

I want to move to new Zealand , Im educated hard working cunt , wanna see if i got some future in me there, but some people say its shit and shouldnt even attempt to , is it true ? , is there any future in zealand for me , i want to move there na dforget everything

>>739914958
What colour is your skin? Where are you from? What skills do you have?

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>>739914958
new zealand is a great place, honestly great to live in, but fuck me its boring

Im not a fucking muslim cunt , half greek half northen polish ' danzig ' . Blond and blue eyes , Degree on marketing from greenwich uni , 25 , successful skateboarding filmer , done many projects , worked with vans etc etc , i want to move out of europe , Im not into going to us or canada , being even a farmer is ok for me no bother

>>739915209
Those skills aren't in demand in New Zealand. Bring a trade.

what do you mean bring a trade ? so to be able to migrate in nz you have to have some specifications right >? like what exactly ? I dont wanna come if I will be a weight in society

i want to create not fucking annoy

>>739914872
Mine was backlight greenish with black

>>739910563
Kiwi fags

>>739913104
been trying to get the gf to cuck me for months now but having a hard time getting her to agree. any advice?

>>739915209
Good luck swimming to New Zealand

>>739915385
Come build some fucking houses

>>739914958
Don't come to Gisborne

>>739915614
Don't do it

>>739915209
>Im not into going to us or canada
If you were smart, Canada would actually be your best escape route.

canada is opening borders for the eu , still think of the flood gates, most of the people who want to migrate are lazy fucks from eu , no all of them but most of them are , i want to fuck off this world and go somewhere far away , dont think of it like a gay cliche

build fucking houses what ?

>>739911151
Yuck

>>739916135
They are in extremely high demand at the moment.

shit really ? , if i bring me company with me is it possible to migrate and enjoy loneliness ?

>>739913674
Armys got tanks.... in the museum and on display

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Dunners reporting.

We're pretty bumpin' tonight by recent standards. How are we all?

>>739915127
It's like moving into a Safe Space™
Except instead of being a room full of feminists, it's an entire country. With some feminists.

I clicked the ad for a dating site. Gave them my email, read a message from a robot, then got asked to gibs money.

I want to sudoku, I can't believe I fell for it. Made a profile and all.

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>>739916952
Like a penis that's shooting out angry bees. Thanks for asking.

>>739915209
Better you then all the Chinese and Indians we're recieving in mass.

>>739914958
The woman in the big city's are atrocious.
Entitled and Fat.
Think Californian fat with new york attitude.

>>739916476
They don't operate any active tanks.

>>739917313
It's the truth. She's being fucked by a New Zealander. Isn't that what most of you look like?

>>739917750

Daily reminder armored personelle carriers are not tanks.

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>>739917835
unless you're a pleb or a journalist

>>739912056
Welfare niggers

>lets make smokes cost 10x as much as they do in Japan im sure no hori maori cunts will rob dairies as we increase the cost by 10%+ each year
Smokefree 2025 my fucken ass. Useless cunt government.

Oamaru checking in again, what the fuck is there to do here?

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>>739911151

Why you got Australia flag?

>>739913973
still here?

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>>739917999
Penguins, steampunk, old people.

Also, checked.

>>739918046
Yes

>>739917999
You could try for quads

>>739918146
what do you need help with?

>>739918107
Gross. Was gonna wonder around the Victorian section tomorrow

>>739918193
how do I make a barre chord not sound like a muffled pile of shit? I don't think my fingers can bend that way.

>>739918402
literally just practice, your fingers/grip needs to strengthen to be able to press the strings down firmly and it wont happen overnight

>>739918515
But I want to be Jimmy Page NOW. It hurts. I can do all the regular chords sweet as, but barres are fucking my life.

what yellow nigrus come to new Zealand ?

>>739918558
ive been playing for over 10 years and i still muffle barre chords if im too relaxed

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Legit question where to get weed in akl

>>739918560
mostly SK/China

>>739918558
also try and use your middle finger to push down your index harder if its not needed for other notes

>>739918988
Ok this is a good tip, thanks. Should I be using the side of my finger instead of the soft part? it's in my joints where it mutes most often

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>>739919098
well shitposted

>>739919063
if you can yeah, twist your wrist slightly towards the headstock and use the side, it gives you more grip. Some barre chords may require you stretch out your hand the other way though, so its good to try strengthen your grip with it flat

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>>739919136
well tank you very much :)

>>739917990
Obviously the solution is to ban cigarette imports.
See, the way to stop smoking is to smoke less and less frequently, but people don't commit to this.
If cigarette imports were banned, smokers would ration cigarettes more and more, meaning they adopt the same behaviour as someone trying to quit smoking.

>>739919206
Good shit. Thanks. Also are you DR?

>>739919247
The solution is for the government to fuck off and stop regulating everything. Whats next, ban sugar because of all the diabetic samoan cunts?

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>>739919247
The solution is to move everyone on to electronic cigarettes.

>>739919307
>Good shit. Thanks
No worries, hope it helps.
> Also are you DR?
Is that a person? If so nah.

>>739919354
No, but sugar should be taxed because diabetic samoan cunts cost the healthcare system millions. If they want to load up on sugar for their diet they can fucking pay for it.

>>739919440
sugar is literally a really addictive drug, sugar tax when

>>739919411
One more thing. Is using a pick important? I am used to ukulele and just fingering everything, picks feel unnatural.

>>739919525
>I am used to ukulele and just fingering everything
You heard it here first, Quercy

>>739919525
I'm a finger picker myself, also find pick unnatural. It's only really needed for rock/metal for heavy strumming/solos on electric. I mean look at Jeff Beck, finger picking electric player with more soul than every pick player out there.

>>739919560
you don't finger ukeleles you silly nigger you pluck them

>>739919440
>yes government please give all my tax money to obese niggers
Fuck off cuck. They should go back to Samoa or pay for their own medical care.

>>739919992
No, they should give their own money to the government to pay for their own healthcare, that's my point.

>>739919845
a pluck and a finger pick is different. produces different sounds

>>739919525
You could also use a thumb pick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHi8yBb0n3o

>>739920401
fuck, his guitar has seen better days.

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daily reminder