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I was told a few of you have been looking for me

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I was told a few of you have been looking for me
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begone thot
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>>739899395
No one told you to stop posting nudes though
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It's true. Now tits or gtfo.
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>>739899502
I believe that requirement has already been fulfilled
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>>739899395
Oh well, can't say I didn't attempt to keep my word. Farewell for the evening, /b/
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>>739899395
moar
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>>739900542
Delete thread pls.
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>>739900576
It's really no fun without anyone from the OG thread
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wait! is this you??
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>>739900959
nice
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oh well guess she's gone
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>>739900959
moar?
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>>739900959
Nah, she's not bad looking though
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>>739901236
You got some great tits
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>>739901236
you aren't too bad looking either
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>>739901309
I'm told the other end is better.

Unfortunate that no familiar faces, so to speak, are here. Was hoping to remind them of my original message.
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>>739901521
What was your original message?
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>>739901236
Could we catch a glimpse of the kitty?
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>>739901521
woooo
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>>739901578
I'll have to see if I saved the screencap
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its SUPER SWEET to see you online again, such a HOOT to know you are posting:)
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>>739901578
Aha! Mission success
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Pic of panty drawer
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>>739901668
I do hope that this is genuine. If indeed it is, hello again anon
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>>739901777
Check em
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>>739901521
Was your original message that you wanted to fuck a whole bunch of guys in all your holes?

If so, please continue.
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>>739901777
witnessed

Very good story. Glad /b/ had a positive influence in your life.
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>>739902097
Comfort can be found in the oddest of places
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>>739901777
does OP have a name?
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>>739902347
OPhelia seemed to be what was settled upon
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>>739902438
fitting name
timestamp/tits?
for science
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>>739901896
supersweets? from vine?
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>>739902607
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>>739902770
Nope, never touched vine
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>>739903435
whoever was suckin' on yo titties missed the mark by a few...
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>>739903513
Heh, he likes to do that for whatever reason
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>>739902607
>For science
Are you some kind of homo?
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Damn was just about to go to bed like a fag. Now gotta see how this unfolds.
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>>739899395
OP
>broke up with gf of 4 years about 2 weeks ago
>drinking hardcore tonight
I'm scared im 26 and never going to find a lady who loved to fuck as much as she did
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>>739903789
It's too fresh a breakup for you to think logically yet. There surely exist other women with that quality and on some level you must know that
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>>739903789
grow a pair cuck
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She didn't pull this bullshit did she?
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shout out your tits to my nigga parker
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>>739903954
>I got a pair
having a pair isnt the option, breakup didnt bother me that much, been with girl since, circumstances dictate she may have been the best fuck in my life. It's all downhill from here
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>>739903435
I stumbled on this thread by happenstance. You are truly gorgeous.

Im jacking off, wanna cum soon. would you please spread your asshole for me
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>>739904337
You've barely cracked a quarter century on the planet, so that's statistically unlikely to be true
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>>739904380
You'll have to make do with an old pic, as I do not have an assistant to help me take pics at the moment
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>>739904337
Youre right, kill yourself now and let the rest of us enjoy this sex goddess
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>>739904613
I'm gonna cum to this pic

But will you also please post one of you fingering yourself?
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>>739899395
Now you don't have to gtfo
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>>739904613
You're mobile posting right?
>Take a vid, particularly in slow motion if available.
>Position your phone up against something.
>Do the pose.
>Take a screenshot of the vid on a paused high-quality moment.
>Post screenshot.
Congrats, no aid needed.
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>>739904445
>juvanile diabetic
>serious car wrecks
>family history of heart attacks at 50 (dad/>
grandad/great grandad)
I get that it's not any kind of death sentance, just a few others things i'd like not to mention lead me to believe I'm not going to do better
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show your face
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>>739905036
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>>739900542
Get a better camera, you fucking poor cunt!
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>>739904337
guess the only way to fix this is suicide; good luck guy, all the best
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>>739905247
pufft, I'm not depressed or suicidal in any way

This is, in my mind, a logical thing
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>>739904337
You're probably right you know, 38 yr old here
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>>739905254
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a poorfag
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>>739905580
id pay for more, help each other..
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>>739904742
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>>739904966
I try, the phone always falls or some dumb shit
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>>739905036
Even if the cutoff is 50, that still means you've only gotten halfway
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Hi OP, just got done reading your original post. Just wanted to let you know you inspired me and helped me out in a big way, and I want to say thanks. Also nice tits.
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>>739905550
I know fuck

it's like all woman after 25 want one of three things.

1)have kids immediatly
2) get super overweight and own lots of cats
3) date ot a strange standard and become more prude
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>>739904966
>>739905699
And that'd come out even blurrier
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>>739905809
true

but half way dosent necesarly mean there are woman out there that want to fuck/more kinky shit then this ex
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>>739905826
Very glad I could help in some small way. I wish you luck, anon
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>>739905868
I'm 25 and I want exactly none of this. To my mind that means it stands to reason that there are more with the same mindset out there
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>>739905960
op, any way to pay you for nudes?

I'm Australian btw
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any shots of tongue or smile?
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>>739903435
Hey, was my bday yesterday, can I get a pic please ?
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Still there?
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>>739904613
Thank you for this
>>739905664
I'm getting close
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>>739905868
That's about right, it's far worse by the time they get 30-35 unless you live in a big city
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>>739906094
I don't currently possess any method of electronically transferring cash, unfortunately
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>>739905915
Not OP, but you'd be surprised. There's 7-8+ Billion niggers on this planet. Your fetishes certainly aren't unique. Not saying you need to go to Istanbul or Mogadishu, but there's bound to be someone. Doesn't matter what you want, there's going to be someone who wants it just as much as you want them to have it or do it, and vice-versa. Just hold out, Anon. Things get better, it's just the natural progression of life.
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>>739906240
bank account? paypal? email?
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>>739906095
Bad idea but fuck it. Have this, anon
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>>739904613
>>739905664
me >>739906134
Will you please spread your pussy open and/or put something inside it for me?
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>>739906299
I do not trust paypal, and I'm unsure as to how I could utilize my bank account for this without you gaining far too much information about me
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>>739906415
Yeah, that's sure as fuck not OP kek
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Any pics of your mom we could see?
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>>739906447
i can gain your trust on paypal. Ive purchased nudes before.
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>>739906364
I think you've had enough
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>>739906275
Thats awesome and I believe you, but at the same time I jsut cant bring myself to find it comforting and like thsi applies to me.

Feels like whiskey, work, and the occasional hookup are the only things I have to look forward to now
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>>739906522
I mean I don't trust the organization, and without going too far into detail I may have participated in some actions against them
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>>739906089
I mean, that part I get, there are surly plenty. But compared to my ex, it's difficult to judge. I mean, for me pesonally, that dosent provide any kind of relief
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>>739906641
Like I said, the breakup is too fresh and it's clouding your rational mind
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>>739906630
damn, thats a shame, id drop hundreds on you to see more and have you do things for me, but i understand, thanks anyway though :)
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>>739906752
Unfortunate indeed
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>>739906329
Sophia...?
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>>739906843
Nope
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>>739906538
Then you gotta find something to strive towards! I know it's not that simple, but that's how you have to have it start. For example, here's a few things you could do:
>Play a really grind-heavy game
>Start a new show
>Read a new book

You should try to focus on what you can do, not exactly what you should look forward to. The immediate future is what's important. I suggest going on something I do, which is called a Techfast. No Technology except essentials or casual entertainment for a week or so. That would mean no computers, no video games, no 4chan, no nothing. Maybe some Facebook or less time-consuming activities on your phone, but that's it! You'd be so fucking surprised on how much stuff you'd like to do and will want to do. It's pretty hard at first, but if you stick with it, it's really rewarding. And I know from experience that rewards are the only thing that break one out of a cycle like one you're in. Remember, Anon, your comfort-zone is a stagnation. Try something new out, get a feel for the unusual, and you'll realize there's so much to get out of the world.
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>>739906883
can we get another pussy shot please? maybe face down ass up
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>>739899395
Nice tits
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>>739904613

any more ass pics?
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>>739899502
>tits or gtfo
retard
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Pls show dick k thx
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>>739907382
what the fuck are you even rolling for, retard?
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Hey OP. I've been here eight years. My life fell apart and I'm rebuilding as we speak. Nudes won't interest me but an email will.

Hit me up at [email protected].

It's my throwaway but I check it pretty regularly. I'd like to hear some of your stories and what makes you you. Thanks!

Otherwise have fun posting lewds and I hope you do well in life. Pleasure to meet you. <3
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>>739907158
I tried
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>>739907528
If I can recall the password to my throwaway, I might
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seeing a tongue pic like licking a finger would be so hot<3
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Why are you guys begging for ass pics when you have a bag full of stories in front of you?

Lewds are everywhere, if you've been here more then ten minutes you'd be asking questions

Fukken newfags
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This website is my home

Every suicide attempt I've made I made a thread here first.

Every day I shitpost for that little boost to get through my evening without alcohol

(You)'s literally keep me alive

Spare me one, please, kind lady
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>>739907925
Questions would be a welcome respite. I tire of taking pics.
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Why you type like a goddess
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>>739908005
As this is my home too, have a (You) dear anon
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Are you USA born?
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>>739906329
Hottest pic so far
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>>739903435
You've got a gorgeous body OP. Thanks for the kind words about /b/. Been coming around here since around 2008/9 and started for almost the same reason as you. Shitty family life, /b/ was the free kingdom of people who didn't give a shit. /b/ ended up giving me the confidence I needed to make good friends and get laid. Keep on keeping on, OP
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>>739908063
Define "type like a goddess"
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What's your least favorite captcha game
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did you ever jack off to m00t

cause i did

then i told someone with a straight face i'm not gay

what a day
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>>739899395
>>>739907925
>Questions would be a welcome respite. I tire of taking pics.
Hows life treating you Op?
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>>739908117
Many thanks. Interesting to know others feel similarly. I wish you a good life, anon
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can I get a rating?
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>>739908207
LOL no, very far from my type
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>>739908256
A bit too much girth, but otherwise fine
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Where do you live now, OP? If you're not comfortable talking about a town or city, what state (if USA) or province are you living in now? Is it different from your original upbringing?
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The way you type tells me you have a certain mysterious respect for the concept of this board, that's similar to what mine was before I started joining kik groups and discord chats and looked at a couple of activity graphs from after things like chanology and realized that yes, in fact, this place is full of 15 year olds, and younger

It truly is dead, and the reason I say that is the traffic has become so high that no thread can last long enough for decent OC

It's really depressing
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>>739908229
Not too bad at the moment. Working through some things, improving slowly. Plotting to get my deeply-hated roommate kicked out by the other members of the household
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Op are you a virngin
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God so many posts in this thread are samefag, and I say that because I'm the samefag
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>>739908429
>complaining
>being the problem
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>>739908346
I try to bring some OC every now and then. The Big Bang Theory Guy was a fun one. But you are correct. I miss what it was when I first came here. I can't knock Chanology since it inspired some useful things, along with the torrent of bad.
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>>739908395
LOLOLOLOL no
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>>739899395
>>>739908229
>Not too bad at the moment. Working through some things, improving slowly. Plotting to get my deeply-hated roommate kicked out by the other members of the household

May I ask what your plan is and why your plotting against your roommate.

I'm kind of curious.
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>>739908516
Seriously though I've fucked a ton of dicks, do you think I'd be confident enough to post tits on 4chan otherwise?

Seriously, I love sex, it's one of the only things that keeps me alive, and it doesn't make me a whore.
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>>739908340
I very much prefer not to specify, but I've bounced around a bit and ended up not far from my hometown. There are more rednecks here, which annoys me. This close to a major majority-black city it feels wrong to be dealing with the confederate flag waving types.
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>>739908463
Wasn't complaining was just taking a second to jack off between shitposts
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I guess I had a similar experience, I had an extremely controlling narcissistic mother who was prone to tantrums and angry outbursts over anything. I feel I was unable to develop emotionally during those critical teenage years- I've never really had friends, let alone a girlfriend. Currently interacting with anyone would be nice but I'm fairly crippled, even ordering pizza gives me a panicky feeling.
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Can someone post a few roll images with a lot of option?
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>>739908626
And by the way to further stroke my ego I'll post some screenshots of all my posts in a second
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>>739899631
Nope bc no timestamp
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>>739908673
You're retarded
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You're awesome OP, great to hear about something positive here once in a while
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>>739899395
>>>739899631
>Nope bc no timestamp
Check again
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>>739908491
Yeah I dig OC too

I make a lot of image memes but they don't get reposted very often

Most of what I do is shitpost and generally fill boards and chatrooms (and real life) with harsh satire that looks equally inward and outward

I'm driven by my pain and steel, as retarded as that sounds it truly is where I get my aggression from
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>>739908745
you retarded? lol scroll up nigga
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>>739908581
He's a serial liar, constantly gossips and talks shit about everyone in the house behind their backs but is too much of a pussy to say anything to our faces and shrinks away if confronted. He tries to manipulate others to gain power over them. He'd be genuinely dangerous if he wasn't also dumb as a rock. Also has a problem with passive aggressive bullshit but once again is too much of a pussy bitch to stand by his actions when confronted. Just tries to lie his way out of it. Also emotionally abusive towards his girlfriend and a bunch of other shit I don't have time to expand on. And now that he has stopped paying bills, I have the go ahead to psychologically torment him until he either wants to leave or tries to make the other roommates choose between me and him staying, in which case his ass is gone lol.
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FUUUUUUCK I AM SO FULL OF RAGE AND PAIN
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>>739908653
I'm working through agoraphobia myself. It takes a lot of time. I'm somewhat emotionally dead from it as well. So, I get it.
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FUUUUUUUCK

OP YOU'VE MADE ME OPEN UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS I CAN'T TELL IF I'M LYING OR NOT ANYMORE I JUST WANT IT TO STOP
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>>739908702
Sometimes we need that shit
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>>739908821
The images are only half the fun. Needs good, clever posts to match. Then It'll be remembered
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>>739908986
Explain?
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>>739909094
I never post on /b/

The interactivity if this thread just really fucked with my head so I decided to spam everything apparently since all you were getting was porn requests

I guess that's my version of a white knight
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>>739908986
you're putting too much importance in yourself mate, people will forget this thread soon enough.
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>>739909246
Nah I'm okay I'm just some retard I'll forget about it tomorrow too
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>>739907661
can you do me a solid and just write Mike somewhere on your sexy bod? id love it <3
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>>739908911
My ex gf was a pathological liar and I know that its frustrating as hell to deal with someone like that . I wish you the best of luck with that situation.
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>>739909188
I can live with that. Good to have you among us, regardless of the samefagging (but you know I gotta post the mocking image)
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>>739909388
Yeah at some point you can't just look the other way anymore. Thanks anon
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>>739909366
I don't do names, sorry
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Yeah thanks for taking it the right way

My discord server made an exception to the rules just to keep me, then a few months later gave me my own channel just so I wouldn't fill up the chat with my bullshit when I needed to vent like this

And still they say stuff like "good to have you among us"

:c

It hurts
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Mudkipz won't stop attacking my bird feeder.

But I don't really ask them to leave, cause idk
At least they know who I am, and they actually stay as long as they can
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>>739909624
OK this is off topic, but when the hell did everyone stop using IRC? All I hear about now is discord.

Anon, I am unbothered by your spamming. Relax. It's all good.
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>>739908882
Dude youre a fucking fag
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>>739909812
It's not off topic, this is your thread for your appreciation

I never really got into IRC, I didn't have any friends in the first place. I did omegle and emailed 1 on 1 with people a lot in my life, eventually moved on to Minecraft servers etc

Shoot me, I'm 21

Check out this screenshot of a convo I had with a girl like ten years ago

ALSO I JUST FORGOT I spent a lot of time in Kongregate chat rooms, finding friends online. Doesn't count as IRC but it's pretty close

>>739909863
Yeah basically I couldn't suck a dick when I was given the opportunity though so I bet that's better than you've ever done
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Im gay
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>>739909812
I haven't really used IRC and I believe there are other options that are more convenient and easier to use
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>>739910141
I'm a few years older than that, but not much. I guess I just run in different circles than most. Shit, I didn't know anyone when I dropped in on an IRC channel the first time. Just had a common cause with those in it.
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>>739910352
I'm not really familiar with the security aspects of the alternatives, so I'm wary of using them for the moment.
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>>739910417
Yeah yeah we get it you were a hacker who hacked paypal

Well guess what

I DDoSed 9gag switching between a LOIC and a HOIC THEN PUSSIED OUT WHEN THEY SAID THEY LOGGED ALL THE IP ADDRESSES BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO USE A PROXY YET

SO TOP THAT SLUT BITCH
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>>739908972
Thanks for replying, I've never really approached this topic with anyone and can't recall the last time anyone attempted to even tangentially relate to me. It probably meant more to me than you'll ever know. I hope you're able to put the past behind you and revive any aspect of yourself that may have been deadened by your isolation.
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>>739910550
Interesting conclusion. Also, LOL at babby's first DDoS XD
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>>739910637
Well even if it was just a little bit I'm glad I could offer some comfort. I hope you improve as well. Thanks anon
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>>739910494
That's why I haven't used an IRC
I'm not sure how IRC's work. Could someone explain ?
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>>739910550
you forgot to mention you still managed to take 9gag offline for a month
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>>739910974
Someone invite winderbergher5 to this shit
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>>739907432
HE SAID
ROLLING
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OP are you still in touch with your mom?
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>>739910906
Yeah how about also this time when I pirated black ops for PC but it turned out to be a honey pot and I got an email that my mom saw and I told her my friends must have done it through my computer using teamviewer but then her linnuxx computer savvy friend found this omegle hacking script I'd been using on my desktop and deduced it was a virus (??? Didn't read the readme) and I got off free
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>>739911123
No, once I got out I cut off all contact
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>>739911106
That's bold those birds are mean as hell
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What are your goals in life? Like, what do you want to do in the future?
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>>739911174
Do you have any siblings op?
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>>739911274
I have a half-sibling, luckily on my dad's side
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Alright opee I'm going to bed email me sometime I could rattle at you for hours
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>>739911212
After all I've lived through, I came to the realization that I did not escape one abusive authoritarian to live under the boot of another. I want to dismantle oppressive systems, starting with the surveillance state.
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>>739911499
Good night, anon
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>>739899395
I recognise those nipples.
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>>739911589
Do you now?
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What are your goals in life? Like, what do you want to do in the future?

>>739911555
What other oppressive systems are there?
In what way can the surveillance state be dismantled?
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How bad do your farts stink?
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Post one fully clothed OP
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>>739901777
Can i fucking marry OP
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>>739911716
The FBI needs to come down, along with the CIA, the NSA... pretty much the whole government. True self-governance by the people is needed. Well, for starters, all their shit needs to be dragged into the light and brought to people's attention so that we can create a real widespread movement of opposition to them.
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Ballad Of Ella... Is it true?
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>>739911452
So are you still in touch with your dad and siblings or did you cut ties with them to?
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>>739906329

well.... shit.

there's that recognizable one.
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>>739911979
Ahh, now I know who you are. Hello there
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>>739911957
I only cut off mother's side, have great relationship with dad and sibling
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>>739911821
Halloween costume, super bonus points to anyone who correctly identifies who I'm dressed as.
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>>739911930
Snowden revealed some of what they've done, yet still no one cares. What can you do differently?
What form of self governance? An established one or something new?
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>>739912179
inspector clouseau?
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>>739912184
The ones who don't care have generally succumbed to propaganda and require extra effort to educate. Also I should point out that we had an idea of this before Snowden, with the HBGary emails. I'm gonna catch shit but I favor mutualist anarchism.
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>>739912179
That looks like something you'd wear everyday that's not a Halloween costume
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>>739912344
Nope
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>>739899395
Op is one of the reasons I still come to /b/ What a doll
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>>739912377
Your everyday attire includes suboxone strips in your pocket? Nah, I'm dressed as a specific person
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OP do me a huge favour

Post a picture with clothes on and slowly start stripping away with each pic pls
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>>739912420
Thanks for the kind words
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>>739911979
>>739912041
Come on, I don't get a hello back?
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>>739899395
Lmso (emoji) nobody looks fur thaaat lmao

Maybe they find and settle but no look lmao sweet honey
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>>739912179
Sherlock Holmes
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>>739912710
Nope. Hint: it's not a fictional character, it's an actual person
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>>739912760
I can't think of anyone
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>>739912179
OP do tits look bigger with a bra on?
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>>739912863
Generally speaking, yes
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>>739912816
That's why I said super bonus points lol
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>>739912376
Thanks for the interesting conversation!
While I generally agree that society as a whole is a farce, it allowed us to speak today; so, I guess it's good enough.
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>>739912922
is this person still alive?
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>>739913286
Glad to have it. Well I wouldn't go that far, but it is all right to stop and enjoy the little things even while living under a terrible system
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>>739913398
Yes
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>>739913432
I appreciate that, anon. I wish you well in life
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>>739913475
well, im at a loss then, you looked good in it regardless
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>>739913678
Thanks anon. Well since the thread is near death, I'll give it to you
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Full frontal nude please?
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>>739913898
I NEVER woulda guessed, i do appreciate that kind of a reference in costume though
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>>739913972
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>>739913898
Thanks for giving us the answer I had no idea who it was
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>>739914037
I rather enjoyed it
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>>739914107
I'll take virtually any opportunity to bring him up in conversation lol. I somehow got my therapist to read his book
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>>739913898
You were right about the bonus points. Couldn't have guessed it even if i had my whole life to do so
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>>739914285
My friends all guessed it immediately, but we all follow his work so it was easy for them
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spread pussy?
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>>739914235
Aside from being a journalist in prison, I know nothing. What's his book about?
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>>739914387
Sidenote: I love how in the background of everyone's dick pics there's a tangled mess of computer cables. Y'all have shit cable management lol
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You ever tried it out with another girl OP?
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>>739914440
Keep Rootin for Putin. It's a comprehensive documentation of how miserably wrong several prominent political pundits have been with their predictions and opinions and how they somehow still manage to be hailed as experts, lauded, and paid ridiculously well and how that speaks to the shit state of journalism in our country. And of course, it's hilarious as fuck. Have you read his prison columns? Those are also amazing and hilarious.
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>>739914626
I've been in a threesome with one. She was cute, would do it again.
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>>739914685
Any pictures from that?
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>>739914667
I havent, but I'm totally down to check it out, I don't conventionally watch/read much news. I don't trust any major news channels, and local ones talk about dumb shit. I will probably be looking into that though.
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>>739914733
Unfortunately no
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>>739914667
Share a few if you don't mind
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OP, aspie?
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>>739914761
He's one journalist that I'd absolutely vouch for as accurate, and there are very few on that list. I'm pretty sure the freebarretbrown site has links to all his columns
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>>739914766
That's a shame. Post all the pics you have OP, please.
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>>739914884
Noted
I work in a book store, maybe I can find some stuff about/on him too
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>>739914801
Here's a favorite of mine: him shredding Niall Ferguson's Kissinger biography

https://theintercept.com/2016/05/09/barrett-brown-dean-rusk-also-missing-feared-dead/
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>>739903435
>>739908117
>>739908243
Newfag (early 2010's) here, love y'all. 4chan was my salvation, too.
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>>739915031
You're not a newfag anymore if you're from 2010
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>>739914077
OP you made me cry and my dick hard at the same time
i think i love you
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>>739914077
Specific request: please do one where you push your arms against your boobs, and with one hand grab your pussy.
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>>739914077
Quick, tell me that my life has value and my worth as a man isn't judged solely on how much money I make and what I own.

That's my request.
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>>739915071
Haha, I've been here too long, but I've nowhere else to go. Even got a 4chan pass recently to bypass a 4G region ban.
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>>739915246
>Quick, tell me that my life has value and my worth as a man isn't judged solely on how much money I make and what I own.

Don't look for validation from others anon
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>>739914996
Thanks I'm heading off to bed it's almost 7am I need sleep.i
Will check out that article later tho
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>>739914996
" As evidence, he noted that Kissinger had been described in disparaging terms by Hunter S. Thompson, who wrote about pretty much every major political figure in disparaging terms, and that he’d been denounced as a practicing Satanist by David Icke, who’s denounced pretty much every major political figure as a practicing Satanist; rather inexplicably"

I'm liking this already
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>>739915246
Money is a meaningless distraction. Character matters above all
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>>739915134
Lol, I wish you well anon
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>>739915367
Wtf. Explain
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>>739915333
Sounds good :)
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>>739915367
OH MY GOD. FILM IN LANDSCAPE MODE YOU NORMIES REEEEEEEE
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>>739915369
He's hands down my favorite writer, for obvious reasons
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>>739915284
If only.
>>739915374
Apparently it matters more than anything for all women I have any kind of feelings for. They end up only wanting sex but don't consider me a potential partner because I don't own a house and don't make enough money.

I was told specifically this, about three hours ago, by my best friend that I've had a crush on for almost a decade, but we've never moved past just fucking around because she always says shit like that.

It's been a rough night.
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>>739915430
you know sometimes when you are drunk and want to film something asap, there is no time for thinking, you just hold your phone like you always would.
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>>739915463
I do like it, thanks for the new author to check out. Wish you the best of luck OP, you have been through enough.

Also you're pretty hot, thanks for sharing that too.
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>>739915563
Glad to share, have a lovely day
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>>739915475
>>739915284

Anon, live your life without an audience. People will always come and go. I hope you can find the confidence within yourself to accept that even without those things you're good enough. And soon you'll get to where you want to be
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>>739915475
I can't imagine thinking like that, having lived in abject poverty for years. It's hard as fuck to scratch out a living
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>>739915031
Much love to you too anon
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>>739915637
It's pretty hard when women are always shitting on me for things out of my control, especially money related things when I'm doing fine they expect luxury, and these are women who don't work and don't want to have to work, but I should be able to support several people and have money to throw around. (I'm at the stage of anger at this point probably.)
>>739915678
I do fine, I'm never broke or hungry. I made a joke about how my best friend should come be my room mate, she said "I'm not going to sugar coat it, out of everybody that's asked me you're on the bottom of my list." then went on to say exactly why she would never choose me, and how the top of her list is the guy that owns a house already and makes a huge amount of money.

So yeah fuck it. Fuck feelings.

Anyways, I'm derailing this thread with a joke comment I made originally expecting no response.
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>>739915877
Well you seem to be surrounded by shitty women. You need to meet more, there are down to earth females, I promise
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>>739915877
Anon, there's a solution to your problems
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>>739915877
Why are you hanging out with those hollow women anyway faggot. Being surrounded by shitty company and expecting better things from them is not going to work
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>>739915367
Wtf did she eat, a plateful of green shit?
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>>739915877
Romania?
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>>739916014
I'm not the typical kind of attractive, I'm pale with long hair, and I'm slightly androgynous in body shape, so typically the kind of girl that wants to hang out with me or is attracted to me is the kind of girl that likes that. Probably why. But I can't change my bone structure and I don't look good with short hair so... Not a lot I can do about who I attract.

>>739916040
Killing myself? Thought about it, I have a gun beside the bed it wouldn't be too hard.

>>739916061
I'm not completely surrounded by shitty company, I've had a few good female friends that are incredibly nice and fun to hang around, but neither of us is attracted to the other in those cases, or if we are it's an internet thing and we stop talking after a few months.

>>739916103
'Murrica.
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>>739916298
My Idea of attractive is Trevor Moore. Maybe I'm an outlier.
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>>739916298
No not suicide you idiot
Men
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>>739916298
Ask those good female friends of yours to set you up anon. And stop hanging out with shitty people.
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>>739915367
Somebody please tell me what's going on here
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>>739916417
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>>739916351
If you're a woman yeah that's a pretty unconventional look to be attracted to, but everybody does have their own tastes. Conventional just means what the average person likes, people like all kinds of people.

>>739916417
Eh, I legitimately can't be attracted to men, I've thought about it. I mean, I experimented with buttstuff when I was younger and it's nice and all and for a while I was like "Does this make me bi?" but I've never been attracted to a guy. Sorry friend.

>>739916458
Most of those friends only have guy friends and their female friends are all dating. It happens. Plus it's awkward to be "set up" with somebody. Doesn't feel like a natural progression.


How'd I derail this so hard? Damn.

>>739916526
Looks like a scene from some kind of J-horror honestly, probably something with a ton of food coloring and alcohol.
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>>739916655
Yeah, I'm a woman (and OP). Maybe you should take a break from pursuing a relationship and focus on improving yourself and enjoying your hobbies and your life in general. That's what I'm doing, feels good man
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>>739912179
Constanie?
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>>739916966
>Yeah, I'm a woman
Prove it
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>>739917192
She's the fucking op she already did timestamp
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>>739916966
That's the thing, I'm not actually pursuing a relationship. I mean, I've had a crush on my best friend but that's more just like... who doesn't end up with some kind of crush on their best friend if they're the opposite sex? But I've never tried to actually date her. We joked about it plenty over the years.

It's more the sense of self worth diminishing because of one comment that made the fact that most women judge my worth as a man on my income and what I own sink in. I'm already dealing with a potential cancer scare so the anxiety/stress was pretty bad.

Anyways, I'm trying to work on my hobbies, I just finished repairing an arcade cabinet and have it waiting for a new fuse down at a bar/pizza place so it'll start making me some money, thinking I'm going to buy a few more and fix them up, then turn them into a business. It's a fun hobby, but kind of nerdy.

Mostly it's just been a shit few weeks and an exceptionally bad 24 hours and I'll start feeling better in a few days most likely.

Legitimately didn't expect responses this shit was weird.

Anywho, tl;dr is because the girl in question is my best friend for a little under half my life, everything she says has so much more weight in my life because I value her opinion, and when her opinion of me is so bad it affects me greatly.

How was your day, OP? Picture of my cat because I accidentally started uploading a picture and had to change it to something.
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>>739917191
We've already covered this, the answer was Barrett Brown
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Op don't you sleep?
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>>739917358
Not much, honestly
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>>739917382
I guess I can interest you in a conversation. What are you passionate about?
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Op, what kind of music do you listen to? Any recommendations?
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Do you see a shrink?
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>>739917291
It'll get better with time. And honestly, doesn't sound like she's a very good friend. Love your cat, here's a pic of my cat covered in catnip. Not a bad day, antagonized my shitty roommate on facebook to the point that he softblocked me LOL. Hung out and got to drink a little with my good roommates and played Uno. One of the good roommates picked me up a book I've been wanting to read at the library.
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>>739917550
Pink Floyd is my favorite. I like classic rock.
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>>739917572
Every week. I hate it but I gotta try.
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>>739917638
Hey OP, I will fap to you, prolly cum. Thought I'd let you know. Thanks for helping me get over my GF )) Bitch cheated on me lol.
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>>739917436
Mostly what I mentioned earlier, dismantling the oppressive government. Defending whistleblowers and hacktivists and all those who bring valuable hidden information to light.
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>>739917675
Sorry to hear that, but glad to have helped a little
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>>739917600
Damn how many room mates you got friend? Drunk uno sounds fun. I usually just play pool when I drink though.

Your cat's adorable, looks a lot like my baby kitty when she was still alive, except angrier.

Have another one of Riri, this time in a magazine pinup pose.
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>>739917751
D'aww. Adorable. I have three roommates, and we have three cats among us. Here's another one of them
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>>739917848
Damn it, pic didn't take first time
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>>739906364
>>739906530
FUCKING KILLED IN COLD BLOOD
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