Walfu thread
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Rules:
>Cue the rules
There is only one relevant rule though:
>Have fun!
Sachi did this
>>739895931
Looks stupid!
hi
This one. I would choose Louise from Zero no Tsukaima but Tatsumaki seems more sadistic.
>>739895578
0.0
>>739895307
No, its a fucking lewd. I'm tired of you posting disgusting lewds of your shitty waifu and say "oh they not lewd they 1.X dood". Its a fucking lewd. She's naked. You can see her disgusting body AND her kyphosis and scoliosis. It seems you aren't the only one riddled with more disease than a starving African child either.
Isn't this going to die real quick?
>>739896452
:3 -hides behind the chair-
>>739896669
Ouch stop
>>739896541
No, its a fucking lewd. I'm tired of you posting disgusting lewds of your shitty waifu and say "oh they not lewd they 1.X dood". Its a fucking lewd. She's naked. You can see her disgusting body AND her kyphosis and scoliosis. It seems you aren't the only one riddled with more disease than a starving African child either.
>>739896541
>>>all this autism
fucking lol
The emperor makes his rounds
Master of all cats
Fattened up in the Midwest
Emperor rolls his little balls
Catland
Says "hi," to his pal Walter
For all that smoking in the backyard
The neighbors do not understand
He's an aberration
Even makes a funny noise
He plays great hunter with a ballpoint pen
When the cat's away
It's a regular rat day
When the rat's away
King cat, king cat
Cat play day
I jump around with my wang in the wind
It flops around, you admired it
I'm your neighbor now
You can't stop me now
In exchange today
I will eat without the good life
If not, then all I want is something else
You will ask them for me
In exchange, I'll piss on everything you value
I am the emperor of cats
I do what I want now
I do what I want now
I shit outside if I want to
All a part of my kitty empire
>>739896541
No, its a fucking lewd. I'm tired of you posting disgusting lewds of your shitty waifu and say "oh they not lewd they 1.X dood". Its a fucking lewd. She's naked. You can see her disgusting body AND her kyphosis and scoliosis. It seems you aren't the only one riddled with more disease than a starving African child either.
>>739896556
maybe faster than the "just a thread" variations
it's not on auto sage though so it should be fine
the last ~10 threads have been too
>>739896597
>>>/trash/
>>739896301
>Tatsumaki
>Sadistic
Maybe if you're retarded. She just thinks she's better than everybody and is tsundere, retard.
>Louise
Shitty copy of taiga
Besto waifu = kurumi
A lot of other girls that are waifu material in her anime yet i chose her. I will be damned
>>739896841
low quality bait
>>739896301
saying Tatsumaki is sadistic is like saying Buu is sadistic
>>739896841
Her appearence looks sadistic. She isn't for real (shame)
And Louise was made before Taiga. Taiga isn't that sadistic if you ask me.
Mine
>>739897014
depends which buu you're talking about
Chen on the left and me on the right.
>>739896697
No c:
>>739897101
When does curly hair and a dress look sadistic
>>739897216
Obviously the fat buu
>>739897334
Youre really cute
I now have an asp explorer and Vulture
Life is good my friends
I dont even know what is going on anymore
>>739896805
:< -always takes out the garbage on time for the garbage mice. Is his job-
Man spaghetti
>>739897392
Look at that devilish smile.
-emotes autism-
>>739897617
You were about to give me a smooch
*checks breath *
*puckers lips*
>>739897595
Both look like they don't have leather seats.
>>739897334
Donut loli.
>>739897617
>>739897801
No.
>>739897760
auwutism
>>739897906
Hey you! Get down from there!
>>739897979
Wow rood.
>>739897694
where
>>739897906
I'll destroy you with my vulture uwu
>>739898012
You dont have to be so smug about it ya know ):
-rolls out the tea cart and sets out the nice saucers. He carefully sets a tea cup upside down on each saucer and then checks the temperature of the hot water carafes.-
>>739898102
Cant help it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhSnEQt1U68
>>739897724
But in that scene she's angry?
>probably an animefag
Get out
>>739897617
of course the albino abo has a brain too tiny to comprehend people shitposting
>>739898353
>cherrypick one scene
>it defines the character as a whole
also, not animefag
>>739898098
Amatsu is that you? You're a fucking casul u.u
>>739898026
Duwuke?
>>739898098
It'll end up like it did with that cobra
>>739898512
>cherry pic one scene
>look at that devilish smile
Please tone down your mental defficiencies.
Bet you're a Manga fag lol
>>739898058
What's that goop leaking down her thigh?
>>739898758
Pussy juice because she's a slut and wants to get raped by the Minotaur
>>739898754
Aw sure, because she can't look a mean girl just because she treats Fubuki decently.
>>739899018
>she treats fubuki decently
????
>>739898596
My friend was right
2hus are cunts uwu
>>739898632
Don't you dare ram my ship again
>>739899086
are you denying that she treats Fubuki better than any other character in the series? Oh, I just fell in the bait
10/10 one.
>>739895578
Quiet from metal gear
>>739899093
It is what clippers do
>>739898837
>>Pussy juice because she's a slut and gets off to killing people
ftfy
>>739899278
She tries to murder her friends lul. Tatsumaki treats Saitama the nicest. She just calls him baldy and gets angry because he ignores her
>>739899093
The testimony contradicts the evidence! I'm very tired...
-sips a cup of tea and looks at the tray of cinnamon rolls on the tea cart hungrily-
>>739899425
the minotaur rapes women but he instead ate Rory. Makes sense? Not at all. Plot Armour against rape
going to bed now
>>739899375
1v1 me on Sagittarius A* uwu
>>739899477
go to sleep with me
>>739899488
-takes a cinnamon roll and nibbles on it-
>>739899635
No. Don't wanna
>>739899700
^.^ -gets one too and sits beside you, making crumbs-
>>739899814
-takes crumbs because just escaped from wild and is starving-
>>739899635
Carry me to the bed i'm tiiired...I wanna go to SleepyTime Junction x.x
>>739900072
I wanna sleep naked with you
>>739899608
Plot armour against rape sounds useful.
>>739900231
Fuck off.
>>739900072
Only when you tell me where you live!
>again
>>739900302
What? It does
>>739900418
fuck off anya
Anyone who doesn't like Gabriel or thinks she's shit is a faggot and should dissolve slowly in a 50 gallon drum
>>739900328
It's your fault for having forgotten about it, search it in our Discord chat~
>>739900226
With me? You'll catch a cold that way though!
>>739899964
D: -gets you more sticky buns and a sandwich to help you feel full-
>>739900778
-eats all of those and scratches myself with foot like a dog-
>>739900717
Too lazy you fucking pasta
Going to sleep now uwu
>>739900701
Okay Dahmer
>>739900717
but I want my dick to press on you butt as we sleep
>>739900554
As much as I'd love to be Anya, I'm not.
>>739900957
Take me with youuu...Don't be a casul u.u
Slep time
>>739901276
why would you WANT to be anya?!
>>739900915
0.o -is not supposed to has fleas and hurries to the bathroom to draw you a flea bath-
>>739901422
Because that way I'd have Makoto
>>739901651
Why would you WANT Makoto? he's a hairy manlet
>>739901738
I think he's pretty cute. And like being hairy is a bad thing, it can always be shaved.
Posting my waifu
>>739901738
>Hairy
Fine.
>Manlet
Piss off, I'm probably taller than you.
>>739901970
Well you think Lori is cute so your shit tastes still shine through. And Makoto is a man child that lives with his mum after his aunt kicked him out if his house. He's not even the cutest anon here.
On bike now. Back in 40/50 minutes.
>>739902124
Best girl in the show
>>739902135
>
>>739902147
If you could spell her name right it'd be a start. And I couldn't care less where Makoto lives or who he lives with. Have you seen how much rent costs? If I could live with my mother I would! And yes plenty cute to me at least
-chooses Revy as waifu and admires- ^.^
>>739902517
>spell her name right
I'm making fun of how retarded Mako is because he thought her name was Lori.
He's a basement dwelling no life weeb. I wish when he said he was gonna jump off the building he did.
The anon I love has A cups and is a cutie and has a cute British accent.
>>739902135
Here's your (You), manlet
>>739902771
I'm not having an argument over this when you clearly don't understand what even makes something cute. It's not just about looks, or what someone is. It's attitude, it's how they act, it's so much more.
And if you're going to talk about basement dwelling no lifes, I'm kind of a NEET myself now.
-scurries across the room with the tray of cinnamon rolls and trips clumsily. He falls over onto the carpet with a thump and a "squeak", sending the treats flying- D:
>>739903250
>attitude.
Generic Tsundere attitude isn't cute...
>Idolfags arguing over who has the least shitty waifu
>>739903425
>implying we're arguing over waifu and not the fact that Makoto anon is a hairy Manlet retard
>implying Koume even is my waifu
Oh look, it thinks its people!
>>739903378
-eats the treats and scratches self like dog-
>>739903425
-squeaks and looks around sheepishly...is i me?-
rly make u thenking
Really makes you wanna die
>>739904344
Who is gene?
>>739904406
Gene Ween, from Ween.
>>739904518
God fucking dammit.
>>739903420
Since when is Mako generic tsundere?
>>739903684
>Mi Liu
>Galko
>Gabriel
>now Koume
Oh look, it thinks its people!
>inb4 'im not posting my waifu'