ITT: we say something nice about our ex

He dumped me before he went and contracted HIV.

She doesn't exsist

>>739883010
Her pussy was the tightest I ever had

She blamed me for ruining her life since I dumped her and she had a kid and got raped. She contacted me two years later and started talking to me...she got a divorce a month later.

I feel special. You can't make this up.

I broke up with her after it became apparent she had feelings/was talking to someone else after we moved in together. 3 months later I felt like I made a huge mistake, tried to get back together but it turned out she started seeing a much older guy (like 10ish year age gap) and now I feel worthless.

>>739883561
so are you gonna try it again?

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>>739883010
It's nice I can visit her daily by just walking to my back yard.

>>739883010
She was in love with me, and faithful.

Too bad that she was an emotional wreck. Her mother was a born-again bible thumper and her father owned a masonry company - bricks and cinder blocks - and always used his cash as a threat to hold her in line. I would have kept her forever, but just could not stand her family.

Her dumping me for another man provided me with the motivation to get in shape

She has since dumped him and have been trying to get back with me, I'm in acomitted relationship with someone hotter I met at the gym.

>>739883010
big dick small brain

>>739884128
You need to throw some stats into you Will. And Charisma.

>>739883010
Nah fuck her. Lying disrespectful shit.

She at least gave me a blow job right before breaking up with me.

>>739883010
I kept her pussy tight by properly stimulating her before penetration, she gave me head in the mornings fairly often.

>>739883010
she was more faithfully loyal than a dog, kinkier than I gave her credit for (would have put out anal), quirky, and sucked a mean dick whenever I asked.

>>739883010
she took anal like a champ and loved creampies

>>739883010
Liz could make me cum from a blowjob in less than 60 seconds. She could probably suck start a leaf blower tbqh. Also taking a load of cum in her mouth and swallowing wouldn't even remotely make her flinch. I miss the fuck out of her head game.
Current gf can't suck dick to save her life, and refuses to let me cum in her mouth.

she gave me emotional and physical intimacy, two things i've been deprived of for over a year now

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>>739884775
>She could probably suck start a leaf blower tbqh

She held on for as long as she could and moved me all the way here with her own money.
She was a really caring person even though she cheated on me, it's okay; I forgive her.

plus because of her I met her best friend who I got to regularly fuck behind her back and slowly drive her to the point of suicide, which really made up for her cheating on me.

thanks for that.

>>739884964
she also had this really cute laugh where should scrunch up her nose

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>>739883010
She sucked a mean dick and took it in the ass like a champ.

>>739884964
this is the main thing i miss... i have a lot of friends and family i'm close with but i can only ever be truly intimate with a girlfriend i love and trust. without a girlfriend i feel lonely surrounded by people.

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>>739883010
The sex was good and she came in like 20 seconds.

The only thing that I miss from her is that I could be 100% myself. I didn't need to hide myself behind someone that I'm not as I everytime do

>>739885503
what really sucks is realizing you can't trust them. shit really hurts. took me a long time to come to terms with that and I couldn't handle it so I ended it.

>>739885910
I'll never know for certain if she actually cheated on me but there were too many red flags to not worry like hell over it.

>>739883010
i was 17, she 14, and she was more mature than me but i am givin her more credit than i should. she liked because i was weird. Even got with her fully knowing she was kinda slut and hoped for it

>>739885910
its been over a year since she broke up with me (over text) and i still miss her

She bribed the band at a bar to get on stage and sing that "you are the only exception" song for me

Most romantic gesture I've ever received

Too bad she's also fucking insane. Admitted herself to a mental hospital a few times

>>739883010
She was very intelligent. One of the reasons I fell for her. It's a valuable trait.

She's irrelvant like the rest and might as well not exist

I've had two girls tell me I'm too smart for them. I've never seen myself as insanely intimidatingly smart. shit's fucking me up.

We got along great, and she was a wonderful person to spend time with. She was also incredibly devoted, for better or for worse.

I pretty much broke up with her once she decided to become a militant feminist. Couldn't have a single conversation without it devolving into women's rights, and how I'm too privileged to understand.

>>739883010
She was a strong independent woman that was very pretty by most people's standards.

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I miss the drooling messy blow jobs you were good at

Her pussy felt VERY tight and so soft and warm no matter what. Also she was very submissive to me. I miss it. But I don't miss how ugly she looked.

>>739883010
If she existed she would be the best fuckball ever

>>739885503
I feel the same way bro.
>>739885910
Same here. I trusted my bitch more than anyone after living together over five years and she dumped me through a text while stealing money and valuables from me. It was only a few hundred dollars so it's not about the money, its the shattered trust.

>something nice.
We did anal. I probably miss that more than about anything else.

I've had sex with her after the break up tho. Maybe we can work anal into the next time.

>>739887478
You got lucky there

In OZ, you'll be forced to pay allimony to her if you've lived together for 5 years. Married or not

>>739883010
She loved to swallow.

She kind of gave me a half-assed apology for all the shit she put me through. Not really, though. It was more like rubbing salt in the wound, but that's as nice as she got when she wasn't lying to the world.

She was generally a nice person. Would swallow like it was second nature, said it was easier than spitting it out, proabably cause she lived with her parents.

I have not seen her for about 4 years now! Best thing really!

>>739886929
My ex said the same to me, but she was dumb AF and i am more intelligent than most people. It's frustratingly easy to be more intelligent than your peers in America
>>739885910
Same, bro. I feel for you ruin her life legally and move on. I get pleasure from emotionally damaging other women now some reason.
>>739886079
Smart. I was more naive than you.

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>>739883010
she didn't testify against me

She sucked dick like a champ.

>>739887872
Lol i wouldn't let that happen.};]

She gave awesome blowjobs and had the best tits I've ever seen (for real).

She had no gag reflex. She also taught me that the world can be a shitty place. She taught me never to try and fix someone. She taught me to let go of people.

>>739883010
At least she waited until after me to become a whore

>>739888548
Does it count as cheating if she went to a movie and a concert (separate occasions) with the same guy (who's text messages she deletes) behind your back?

She had a great body and low enough confidence to date me.

>>739886437
That sucks man
Same shit for me except we lived together over five years. its been a month and a half and im feeling better, but it still hurts. Xanax helps big time.

She was a free spirit, determined to try new things. And even when she was at her lowest from poor decisions, she was capable of learning from them. And if it wasn't for her I wouldn't have learned self respect, and I wouldn't have gotten together with the woman who became my wife. Also I'd have to have put up with little half pollock babies instead of beautiful blonde haired blue eyed masterpieces.

She used to swallow and give rim jobs.

>>739889210
Same here haha

im sorry it took me so long to understand what i did wrong

>>739883010
She made awesome lasagna.

>>739884321
Me 2 wtf

>>739889384
Yes. Emotionally cheating is still cheating. If i had found out at that stage i would have hospitalized him and disfigured his face permanently.

>>739883010
She loved anal but crazy as fuck

She sure knew how to lie and cheat. :) apparently they're still together to so that's nice that she can have that long of a relationship

>>739890308
That's usually how it happens.

>>739890398
Go on....

>>739890336
Sorry for you dude

>>739883010

She looks better as an oxycodone addict. 10 lbs lighter and not as neurotic.

If she didn't have a kid now I'd probably hatefuck her.

>>739883010
She always says or does something that brings my love back to her lately it seems she's been getting tired of the way things are now... I don't blame her because I'm not at my best and I doubt she can handle me at my worst

>>739883010
Error 404

Nope, fuck that cunt

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She kept herself clean.

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At least she was cute

>>739890336
I recommend not checking on her status. It only hurts more. I was with my ex over five years and i know her new relationship won't go that long. It's best to plant revenge seeds and go about improving your life.

>>739883010
Bitch had a nice cunt. Great cherry nipples. Took it in the ass. Puss was always wet. She was a great piece of fuck meat.

curvy fucking body

She made me a warm and empathic person with an abillity to detect and meet other peoples needs. Loving her was hell but having had her meant everything.

she was very nice, caring, and actually interested in my hobbies

i dumped her simply because I did not feel the same towards her as she did towards me

it sometimes feels bad to this day when i am reminded of her (I've been with someone else, some months after her, for quite some time now)

>>739883010
i'm glad she didn't have a penis

>>739883336
Same for me with my most recent one. Incredibly tight for a woman in her 30s.

>>739883010
She had good taste in men hehehe..... and women.

Thank you for not suing me after my dog bit your ear off.

>>739883010
She didn't drag her feet and delay breaking up with me. To be clear, I'm not being sarcastic.

Nope, can't think of anything. She was a cheating whore, crap in bed and, looking back, not very attractive. Wasted 4 years of my life on that.

One night she flashed her bro and shook her tits in her face because I made her. We fucked so hard afterwards and I've never cum so hard. Total kink

>>739883010
as much as i didn't really mind breaking up

>4 years of life
>she played video games and held a steady job
>loyal
>i could literally do anything i wanted sexually

>>739883010
Eh...you're not a TOTAL cunt I suppose. You had the nicest ass I've ever laid hands on.

>>739883010
Im glad she's happy after her sex change

>>739883010
She made the right choice. Her husband is a good man that can provide for her in ways that I never could.

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He only cheated anally
:3

>>739883010

She had good dick taking ability and liked to do anal. Ill never tell anyone this but she was the best sex ive ever had out of 20+ partners.

She cheated on me when we went to separate colleges.

Was a total pain slug with rape fantasy that would do anything I wanted to do

Had bad anger Issues. Wet pussy though. Should of done anal, ah well

>>739885770
Did she tho

>>739883010
I miss her.

You were the sweetest, funniest, chillest person when I got you alone, it's just a shame that you did that to everyone.

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>>739884964
>>739885321

She made me feel special i suppose.

And i don't think she ever cheated on me

>>739883010
Met her in Japan as a study abroad student when I was 20 (34 now). She was 29. Parted ways on good terms, since I had to leave the country, but came to visit me in the US a few times after. Thanks for all the memories!

>>739895821
Lucky you anon

>>739889384
Cuck.

>>739889886
Do you understand tho

She was pretty chill afterwards

she was a good fuck

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5974f8f7c780f

• she is fit, cute, good in bed
• took our money and fckn left
• felt remorse, returned the money
• a year later, wanted to re-unite
• no fckn way, trust was broken

she taught me what type of girls to avoid

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She never knew when I was cheating on her with craigslist sluts who could actually handle a big dick. Pic is my dick.

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She was always looking beyond what others could.

>>739884964

same

#1 - has supported her mother ever since she was diagnosed with dementia
#2 - great artist who works diligently
#3 - awesome musical tastes
#4 - goes way out of her way to take care of her kid (not mine, from previous marriage)

Thanks for staying the fuck away from me. You're much nicer now that I don't have to see or hear you every day.

>>739889296
HaHa. No she didn't

>>739885770
Ha no she didnt

She's good at leading a guy on.

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She gave the best blowjobs I've ever received

>>739883010
She is a wonderful liar.
She is very good at cheating.
She has perfected lying.

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Was beautiful, still is

She has a promising career in adult baby fetish porn. moral of the story is remember to check old Facebook and Instagram accounts every once in awhile.

>>739884242
good for you. Now you are in shape and bitch free

>>739901467
who's to say for sure with that three inches of makeup on bro? ;-/

>>739883010
Best sex so far

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>>739901895

She was a great provider, she would go out with her friends and rob small stores and came back home with money, groceries and even gifts for me. Everytime she did that she would come home with Alexa her friend and we would fuck on and off all night long. It was great. she is in jail now, I miss her. I'm with alexa now. good times.

>>739883010
She let me do a ffm threesome

but the other grill was my best friend. Kinda sad because i lost her

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>>739883010
literally anything redeeming about her is negated by something usually itself.
>she had a huge rack
because she was over weight
>she like anime
Only liked Love Live! and similar anime's
>gave amazing head
Never gave it 'cuz after the first time I 'raped' her apparently
>like cosplay sex
Only cosplayed >>>/mlp/ characters

She didn't have any STDs/STIs
final answer
>mfw the entire relationship

>>739902175 in before anon dies in his sleep from exgirlfriend stabbing

She had nice, big tits

>>739902412
/thread

>>739902412
Show us

>>739883819
Fuck her.
you're better than her and she doesn't deserve you. Keep trudging along, you'll find your girl.

>>739902592
Have her blocked on all social media. But this was many years ago (5+). She's chubby now. Used to be a 36D at 17yrs old, only about 120lbs

>>739902705
Surely you have a of photo somewhere

>>739883010
was virgin

He was really cute and smart and nice

>>739903016
bump for more stories

She was the most sexually sensitive but loyal slut in the world. Would get wet from a single look and have eye-rolling orgasms on command.

Loved when my ex would bite my lower lip when we'd kiss

>>739903700
idk what kind of stories you want

didn't mean to quote you, just meant to bump the thread

She is actually one of the most beautiful women I've ever met.

>>739904169
THIS TIME you should have quoted him.

damn son, go to bed

>>739883010
gave great head

>>739883010
I'm glad we're not still together.

>>739884242
That's my plan. Meet a hot bitch at the gym.

>>739884275
You still took it though, slut.

She was the most amazing girl I've ever known

>>739884413
>I kept her pussy tight
Ahahahahaha

>>739884775
Chris?

>>739883010
she was absolutely gorgeous and really truly loved me like none other. i was too deep in depression to believe her when she said she loved me (she fucking moved to another state for me when she had never been more than 2 hours from her hometown in her life). breaking her heart broke my soul. i have an amazing woman now who loves me just as much, if not more, but i can't help but hope that she finds some one who she loves with all her heart, and that he believes her when she says it. honestly thought i'd be upset if i saw her with another dude, but now im only checking her facebook with the hope that she's found someone that can make her happy. it's ironic as all hell, but it genuinely hurts to see that she's either still single or not committed enough to who ever she's with to make any mention on facebook. i love my new girl, but damn i just want to make sure she's ok and happy with someone else....

She was the smartest person I knew, extremely ambitious, and didn't take shit from anyone.
Plus a somewhat cruel sense of humor (which is only good if you're laughing with her)

>>739904911
Wow, yes...

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She was good at making people hate other people with lies about those people.

She taught me how to be supportive.
She taught me that all the anxieties I had about being alone were illusions.
She taught me how to love another person.
She taught me how to be confident.
She taught me how to forgive.
She taught me how to fuck like a pornstar.
She taught me how to talk to girls.
She taught me how to find happiness in the darkest moments.

>>739905164
Does your last name start with with an L?

Her parents were rich, she had an ass without comparison, and I was her first for everything.

Gave me diabetes

>>739905409
How? Inject your stupid ass with fucking sugar?

>>739884775
>>739904911
>>739905164
>>739905303

The suspense!

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>>739905234
>WTF?
Watches at $0 ?

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>>739905164
Is this your ex?

at least she was bat shit crazy and that's somewhat of an excuse for her being a complete dickhead towards me

she has the prettiest green eyes I've ever seen

He was a cop and I adore men in uniform

>>739905766
badge bunny

>>739905786
Damn right

>>739905303
>>739905615

Look who fucked the same gal

>>739905926
Didn't fuck her but I might know who Liz is as well.