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New fluffy thread!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New fluffy thread!
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>>739875980
and color alts
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>>739876289
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>>739876289
That looks like scaredy piss. You can't kill it for that
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Corn

>Somewhere in The American Midwest, firmly tucked into the Corn Belt
>Rows and rows of corn as far as the eye can see
>Through the silence however, cuts the weeping of a heartbroken and soon childless mare
>"Huuuhuuuhuuuuu! No wike cown nummies nu mowe! Make bad miwkies fu babehs!" She moans in agony as the pesticide does its work slowly in her, tainting her milk, and slowly shutting down her organs
>"Pwease... wastest *sniff* b-babeh, nu dwink miwkies, u get sickie hewties an, an, Huuhuuuhuuu!"
>Her last foal still alive is a resilient orange and blue earthie filly
>She looks almost identical to her mother as a foal, being her "bestest baby"
>And also her last
>The small foals peeps and cheeps mutate into strange growls and groans of pain, as it digests the poison milk
>"Huuuuuu." It gasp, releasing its final breath
>"Huuuuhuuuhuuu!" W-wastes an, an b-bestest, b-b-bestest babeh t-take fowevah sweepies! A-am bad m-mummah! Huuuhuuu!" Sobs the childless mother
>"N-nee get way f-fwum, fwum m-meanie cown nummies! Meet n-nyu speciaw f-wien! H-haf m-m-mowe babehs!" And with this, the former mother attempts to move on
>She doesn't get far, as the poison destroys the nerves in her legs, rendering her immobile
>"N-nu can move?! W-why weggies nu wowk nu mowe?! W-weggies, weggies huuuu... Weggies hate fwuffy fu bein bad mummah! Huuuhuuuhuuuu! Wan die! Wan die-hi-hieeee!" She shrieks
>Her prayer of want die will be granted within hours, painfully and slowly as venom seeps through her veins, destroying her from the inside
>The crows. The last thing to be reflected in her dead, glassy eyes, will be the crows, landing over her corpse, partaking in a grotesque feast.
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>>739876815
Ack. My claustrophobia.
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>>739876816
The fuck is going on with the red fluffy?
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>>739876816
This one always makes me smile
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>>739876815
love the idea of fluffy in a can for some reason
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>>739876859
Oh that needs drown in gravy.
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>>739876895
It's the host.
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>>739876736

Eventually, one of the guys answering the phone is going to be a hugboxer, and is probably going to bring them the spaghetti. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm rooting for the smarty.
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>>739876985
It looks like it's on something.
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>>739877040
You never know.
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>>739877040
It'd be fun to see it get all threatening when the human gets there
>Gud! Nao giv skettis nao o get sowwy hoofsies an foweva sweepies!
Then the guy just pats the smarty on the head and leaves it with the sketti. Just seeing a completely perplexed smarty because someone was nice to it would be priceless.
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>>739877053
He's from Arrakis.
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>>739877298

Does anyone have that story "Alfredo" where this actually kind of happens?
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#flop
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>>739877414
Nope. This is the second thread I've had with someone recommend that.
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Awseface

>Be Awseface, saddest fwuffy ebah. Much heawt hewties. Daddeh said be niceh daddeh, nu buse wike ol' daddeh
>Awseface gu way fwum shewtah wif daddeh, haf many happeh soon thinks.
>Bu daddeh tewws me nu awwowed tu make bad poopies.
>Awseface teww daddeh can du
>Bu Awseface nu can fin' wittawbox, es poofie gone!
>Awseface make bad poopies, nu mean tu! Nu mean tu! Huuuuhuuuhuuu.
>Meanie daddeh gif sowwy stick mow den evah haf felt. Su saddeh.
>Bu Awseface nu think dat daddeh was meanie den. Awseface makie mistake, wight?
>But den, I heaw meanie daddeh tawkie tu fwien
>Daddeh say he take wittawbox tu gif Awseface huwties an make Awseface think be wowstest fwuffy evah.
>Maybe Awseface es wowstest fwuffy evah
>Aftah aww, Awseface makie howsie fiwe
>An daddeh can nu get out of howsie
>Awseface am Awsonist
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Scary Monster

>Be Scawy Munstah
>Dats wat aww the othah fwuffies caww me
>Jus wan wub an huggies
>Nummies an hewd
>Jus wan evewytin aww othah fwuffies have
>But nu can have
>Ol daddeh was a meanie, gif biggest owchies an heawt hewties
>Ol daddeh take way rightie see place
>Nu can see gud anymowe
>Ol daddeh gif buwnie huwties, fwuff nu come back
>Ol daddeh meanie
>Ol daddeh stop movin one bwight time
>Ol daddeh nu haf aiw anymowe
>Ol daddeh take fowevah sweepies
>Scawy Munstah can be fwee!
>Scawy Munstah can be wif hewd, haf speciaw fwien an babbehs!
>Bu nu fwuffies wan be wif Scawy Munstah
>Aww scawed. Some gif huwties, most jus wun way
>Nu fwuffy wan Scawy Munstah
>Scawy Munstah nu wan Scawy Munstah
>Scawy Munstah wan die
>Wan die
>Wan die
>Wan die
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>>739877725
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FLUFFY
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>>739878218

Death of A Good Fluffy

>I remember when I first got little Arnold
>He was a little babbling pip-squeak, the sole remainder of a fluffy family, his mother dead in an alleyway on a cold winter night, along side his brethren and his father, mouths frozen shut, noses sealed by ice, and frost taking limbs.
>Yet he survived, peeping underneath his mother's body, where I rescued him
>Orange. My favorite color. And I had always had a fondness for the curiosity and energy of Pegasus fluffies.
>When I got home with him, I realized I had left my TV on, and it was playing "Jingle All The Way."
>Yep. That's how little Arnold got his name.
>He was a joy to raise
>I had a little trouble with him peeing on the carpet, but a mix of sorry stick treatments and spaghetti rewards cut out that behavior soon enough.
>"Awnowd wub daddeh." He said to me on one of his final days
>"And daddy loves Arnold" I said to him, well aware that he wasn't for long
>I had noticed the grey hairs maybe two weeks before his departure
>A sign of age, something rare in a fluffy
>Fluffies, if left to they're own devices in the wild, don't have incredibly long life spans. Even the smart and lucky ones only live to about 2 years of what should be a 7 year lifespan.
>To think. 7 years ago, everything went down in Cleveland. Fluffies began to roam the nation more freely than ever before, with many abandoned after the poor publicity "The Sketti-Land Incident" provided
>Crazy how time flies by
>He noticed it as well
>"Daddeh?" He asked on one of his last days
>"Yes Arnold?"
>"Du yu stiww wub Awnowd eben do nu haf pwetty gween anymowe?"
>"Of course I do Arnold. Of course I do."
>It happened on a Friday. Sketti Day.
>I set him the dish, and he chowed down, almost aware it was his last meal
>"Daddeh?"
>"What is it Arnold"
>"Feew.... sweepie."
>I teared up a little
>"That's fine little guy. Take a rest whenever you like." I said as I stroked his back
>"Awnowd... wub... daddeh.."
>"Daddy loves you to."
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>>739878218
>>739878123
>>739876619

And so concludes the "One Shot Marathon" by Blue Anon.
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>>739878413
This is the sweetest fucking story for as sad as it is. Fluffies hardly make it to a full age.
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>>739876289
What mummah has a poopie babbeh as their bestest babbeh?
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>>739879032
not everyone believes in the hellgremlin interpretation.
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>>739879283
Fact.
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>>739879785
Hewwo! Goofbaww am hewe!
(Nah, I'm just fucking with you guys)
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>>739878413
i feel like skettiland incident could be built on in another one shot
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>>739880588
Theres a really long pastebin called the fall of Cleveland that covers that
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>>739880740
ohoho perfect, i have tmmrw off work and a bong at hand
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>>739879283
personally in my headcannon i only have as a feral thing, and no domestics follow that logic.
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>>739880740
what exactly happened with the clevland thing? i keep reading people refrence it, but no idea what is going on.
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>>739881399
paste bin / u / Spaghetti_Land
I'm in there now, it goes deep it's like multi layer fan fic
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>>739878555
Can someone make a fluffy check'em?
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>>739882110
i seen one before i know it
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>>739881800
holy crap there is so much
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>>739882701
fuck off
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>>739882110
I literally typed "fluffy check em" in google
dont be lazy
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Muahahaha! So evil.
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>>739882819
looks more like he is thinking instead og "check em"
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This is sexual, right?
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>>739882911
My shiny teeth and me!
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>>739876331
>>739876289
Who are these by?
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>>739883033
Anything's sexual if you're brave enough.
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>>739882923
"Fwuffy have good job and make decent wiving, but fwuffy not part of one pewcent. Shouwd fwuffy vote Wepubwican?"
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>>739883720
I need a fluffy abuse comic where trump doesn't follow up on his campaign promises, destroying the fluffy's trust in the man it voted for, and ultimately, itself.
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>>739883720
Fwuffy should vote for progressives that support a higher minimum wage and universal healthcare with fair taxation of the 1%
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>>739884041
Omg yes a flugby
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>>739884061
Fluffy rights are a liberal issue, right? Kek
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Did Twump make Amewica gweat again? Fwuffy dun no.
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>>739884255
Twump am wike dummeh smawty an nee sowwy hoofsies!
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>>739884255
#NuMahPwesidan #impeechman #OcupieWawStwee #BwakWiveMatah
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>>739884061
higher minimum wage fixes nothing, that has already been proven recently when you do not put other things in effect to actually make things better, now back to the fluffies.
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>>739884663
I agree it's not the cure all solution. There do need to be other things in play to make such a system feasible. It's just a matter of actually getting all that shit together. And yes. Fluffies.
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Twump hair wook wike orange fwuffy!
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>>739884862
Dat a meanie ting to say bout owange fwuffies. Dey pwettier.
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REEEEEEEEE GET POLITICS OUT OF MY FLUFFIES!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>739884931
plus its trump thats orange, not his "hair"

i mean... pwus is twum- eh, fuck it
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>>739884981
Oh God. Take that piece of shit rapist away.
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>>739884061
Lets destory small buisness!
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>>739885070
>youtried.jpg
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>>739884931
Den Twump is dummeh poopie fwuffy!
And mawe wooks wike hab too much pwastic sugewy.
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>>739884663
Dummeh hooman, haighew minimum wage mean mummeh an/ow daddeh can buy mowe ingwedians an cook mowe sketties fow fwuffy. Even bettah, dey can buy bettah quawity ingwedians fow bestest sketties.

Do da maf!

Ou unastan? Ow ou wan me tu expwain wike ou awe stoopie chirpy babbeh?
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>>739885175
Babbeh mawe am pwetty tho....
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>>739885152
Is that what I said?
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>>739885308
Increasing the minium wage will destory small buisnesd
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>>739885232
Make gud enfie babbeh
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Can you cut this minimum wage shit out? Holy fuck, I came here to see pony creatures get tortured and occasionally loved. Jesus.
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>>739885530
It will, a small buisiness cant afford a 15 dollar per hour
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>>739885350

Says a man with no business or economics experience whatsoever.
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Why fwuffies discuss macwoeconomics? Nu is wight thwead.
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>>739875845

how is this cancer tolerated?

shouldn't this be in the MLP forum?
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>>739885617
Says a man with no sense of reality
https://www.forbes.com/sites/edrensi/2017/04/03/thanks-to-the-fight-for-15-minimum-wage-small-businesses-close-and-employees-are-laid-off/#10a9197630f0
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>>739885586
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>>739885350

that's why you only make it a requirement for business with over 12 full time employees.
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>>739885586

that's exactly what I pay my only two employees.
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>>739885876
I had doubts in min. wage increase, anon, but you just blew my mind.
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>>739885801
Lookit that, he's trying to peddle fear in muh fluffy thread
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>>739885604
wait a second.... i think he may have been diddling that fluffy....
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>>739885799
some one give this nigger the damn image.
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>>739886218
Wha am diddwing?
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>>739885232
Pewsonwy pwefew Bawon stawion. Mah fwuffy howny fawwot poopie pwace. Get wet jus to fink of his hot tenash no-no stick penetwate me.... *peep* *anime-like moans*
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>>739885876
And then big buisnesss will invest in automation and they will be screwed
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>>739886384
Yu....yu am dummeh. Nu tawk pwetty.
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>>739886283
oooh so tempting to go Mcgonagall on that fluffy.
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>>739885801

dummeh hoomin mad smawty fwuffy cawed him out?

> citing an article written by the ex CEO of mcdonalds USA, a company which is basically built off the back of cheap entry level labor, which im sure in no way colors the man's perspective of the situation or would cause him to be against minimum wage increases for personal reasons

You're fucking dumb mate.
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>>739883033
I'm not too sure...
I can't begin to get off to this, but maybe I'm just a normie
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>>739886283
I like to think that this faggot is a half-pillowed fluffy, and that sock is covering the scars of what once upon a time were his precious "weggies".
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>>739886629
That's a reasonable assumption. At least he can still hug, right?
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>>739886409
Mcdonalds is apparently starting to go automatic, with only a few actual employees in some areas.
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>>739876957
they gonna die?
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>>739886555
The last three times I've been two three different McDonalds, in two states, they fucked up my order.

Those bitches are lucky they're getting 7.25
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>>739886555
>larping as a fluffy
autism
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>>739886798
I would take that bitch home in a heartbeat. Once it gives birth, I take the pretty foals, sell those, send her back out with the rest.
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>>739886850
>autism
autism
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>>739886835
wouldn't a mare or adult fluffy be cheaper? why always foals?
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>>739886461
*begins horny hallucinations*
Ba...Bawon?... ou awe Bawon? THE weal Bawon Twump?? Howy poopie!!! Pwease, pwease Bawon enf me! Enf me wike oubenf our odah bitches.... ENF ME NAO!!! *HORNY AUTISTIC SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
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>>739887013
Foals are plentiful given how quickly fluffies reproduce. Also, foals haven't reached sexual maturity and therefore cannot get pregnant. Also, most drawfags are pedophilic fucks.
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Holy shit this thread is autistic
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>>739887060
Mhm....dummeh nee sowwy hoofsies and fowevah sweepies.
>Stomps the autistic fluffy's face in
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>>739887241
Holy shit this autism is autism.
>Autism
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>>739887013
to be edgy.

>>739886798
>>739886947

I would keep her as long as she behaves, same with her good colored female foals, the stallions i would sell unless one somehow turns out alicorn.
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>>739887013
because fuck you it's edgy

the booru is run by edgelords who keep trying to one up themselves in any way they can.
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>>739886798
>>739886947
I'd remove her hind legs to reduce mobility. Then make her suck and lick my dick while I watch porn every so often.
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>>739887376
Is that what daddy made you do as a kid?
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>>739887376
Yeah, okay. Out of the thread with you, edgelord. Go on, out with ya.
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>>739887364
Hmm not bad.
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>>739886757
Obviously! Fluffies need huggies, but particularly they need to be able to give huggies in order to have a good development.

Cutting off their hind legs is a humane form of punishment while at the same time a reward since they get to preserve their front legs (huggie weggies from now on).
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>>739876895
>>739876985
>>739877053
>>739877326
hey there, im the artist (im assuming arrakis posted it on the booru). i tried making the red fluffy seem like it was popping up alongside the "Up Next" card, like on Nick when spongebob pops up with the up next card. guess it didn't translate well
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Seriously cut the politics shit out please and post fluffies
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>>739887517
I still wouldn't do it as punishment. Pillowing to me should only be done in the event of a severe injury or if the fluffy was intended to be a pillow and amputated as a foal.
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>>739886850

its a fucking fluffy thread asswipe at least try to stay somewhat on topic
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>>739887616
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>>739887557
I can see it now. Thanks for the clarification, kind drawfag!
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>>739887665
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A little fluffy giggles as she and her brother roll around on the soft, brightly colored carpet. All of the walls in the room are panted a happy blue, and have smiling hoof-drawn pictures of fluffies. The floor is covered in a wide assortment of toys and play pieces. Cheerful music plays softly as the youngest, a little white unicorn, struggles to lift a block from off of the ground. She finally lifts it onto another block, huffing and beaming with pride. Two other tiny fluffies nuzzle into their mother’s belly, cooing softly as they close their eyes and drift off. The mother is relaxed, and a little sleepy herself. She smiles as she watches the white unicorn finish placing another block on the stack and look at her mother for approval with huge blue eyes. The mother smiles a bit and nods approvingly.
“My pwettiest babbeh is so big an stwong!”
The little unicorn beams with pride and dances around the block pile happily. The mother turns her attention to the wrestling fluffies just in time to see the brother get hit head on by the sister. He rolls over, and starts to wail.
“CUT! Cut, dammit.” The camera crew stops filming and the lights in the room darken. Voices start up in the room as the director strides over to the confused family of fluffies. He kneels down, yet still towers over the fluffies, who have all stopped their activities, except for the crying fluffy who continues to sob in a heap.
“Okay, I guess I have to explain this on more GODDAMN time. You are playing. You are looking happy. You are excited to be here. You are NOT pitching a GODDAMN TEMPER TANTRUM in the middle of MY FUCKING SHOW.” He grabs the crying fluffy by the scruff of his neck and picks him up roughly. “Do you FUCKING UNDERSTAND?” The crying fluffy does not respond, but instead starts to pee itself, which instantly soaks into its fur and dampens the its belly.
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>>739887715
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“Oh for fuck’s sa- THIS ONE FUCKING PISSED ITSELF!” the director yells. A young woman runs up with a towel and grabs the fluffy, trying to absorb the urine. The fluffy continues to cry and tries to escape from the young woman’s grip. The director massages his forehead. “We spend fucking hours cleaning the shitrats up and making them look adorable, then they go and piss all over themselves after fifteen minutes of filming.” From the staining on the towel, it looked like the young fluffy did more than piss on it. “Go clean it up, for christ’s sake. And maybe try to teach it some manners, while you’re at it.” He turns to the rest of the crew, who are getting ready to start filming again. “Someone get another rat. And try to get one that looks similar, maybe we can save some of the footage.”
As he started to walk away they mother spoke up. “uh-mistew diwectow? Whew babbeh goin?”
The director turns back to the mother. “We’re done with that one for now. Maybe he’ll be ready by next episode. We’ll have to teach it first.”
The mother looks heartbroken “Bu-bu wha if babbeh scawed? Pwese bwing back fow huggies an miwkies. Pwease?”
The director laughs as he walks away. “We have a million of you fucking fluffies. Why would we care about one stupid little shit?” He grabs the replacement fluffy, a similarly colored female instead of male. “This one’ll do.” He brings the confused replacement to the mother. “Now, this is your baby, right? And if you don’t treat it like your baby, we might have to hurt your real baby, right?”
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>>739883124
>Reasonable Fucking Guy.jpg
Ay! Theres Alfredo. I suggested this to someone yesterday. Thanks for reposting!
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>>739887772
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The mother’s eyes widen in shock. “Nu hewt babbeh! Dis…dis mummah babbeh too. Be gud mummah. Pwomise.”
The director goes back to his seat and the lights on the set brighten again. “Alright, start playing again. And try to be cuter.”
The little white unicorn walked up to her mother. “Nu wan pway. Tu tiwed an hungwy. Wan nummies.”
The mother cradled the tiny fluffy. “Pwease pway. Be cute wike diwectow man says. Pwease go pway wif bwockies again.”
The little unicorn pouts and starts walking off of the set room. The mother chases after her.
“Nu! Nu, dun weave. Pwease. Dun weave ow…ow mummah won gif any mow wuv. Nu wuv fow bad babbeh. Nu hugs ow mikies ow…ow wuv.” Tears form in the mothers eyes. “Mummah wuvs babbehs dat wisten to mistew diwector man. Pwease pway wif bwockies again.”
The little unicorn’s eyes glisten with tears, but she dutifully returns to the block pile. The mother sits down and watches her babies play. She doesn’t feel happy anymore, just a sad pit in her stomach. She thinks about her baby that got taken away. She looks at her white unicorn, who tries to smile and look happy. She looks at her other two babies, which are now chasing each other. One falls hard, but looks at the director, gets up, and continues to run, while obviously holding back tears. It’s hobbling a bit, but seems to be trying to fight the pain. Probably to prevent the same treatment as it’s brother.
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>>739887277
*moans with pleasure, raising ass in the air*
Oh yes Bawon, fank ou mastah.... put yur sowy hoofsie stwaig up mah poopie pwace.... dis am good... dis am vewy good.... ou am makin mah speciaw juice come out..... eeeEEEEEE!!!!!.... *cums*

Wuv ou Bawon <3
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>>739887821
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From across the room, the director yells “Remember: happy, playing babies. Happy mother. You love all your babies more than life itself. And…Start filming.”
After the show finished, the mother was immediately whisked into a cat-carrier type box, separated from the babies. She felt herself get lifted up, then brought to a table. The director peered into the box.
“Good stuff, all in all. You are much better than some other mothers we’ve had. In fact, I’ve already got you scheduled for the rest of the season. Yep, you’re going to be a regular.”
The mother ignored the statement. “Whew babbehs?” she asked. “Wan go see babbehs.”
The director looked uncomfortable. “Well, there’s a problem. The producer likes you but…not so much your babies. You’re going to get…some new babies to play with. Some with better colors and more training.”
Realization hit the mother. “Whew babbehs now? Wan see BABBEHS!” She started to shout.
The director shrugged. “We couldn’t use them anymore. They’re going to the pound now. Maybe, if you’re good for the rest of the season, we’ll get you knocked up. Then you can maybe have some babies that aren’t…well…ugly.” The director stood up. “Well, good job today. Filming for episode two starts tomorrow. Get some sleep.”
The mother didn’t respond, but slouched in the carrier. “Wan see babbehs. Wan gif wuv and huggies. Wan…wan die.”

Trying this story out. Any good?
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>>739887442
>>739887449
no but there has to be a price she has to pay for you taking her in. No free lunch.

I gotta find a way to make her want to do it. I guess say "It makes daddy happy" idk. I'm not even attracted to these things but an eager dick sucker is a good experience.
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>>739887707
no prob
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>>739887856
>Keeps bashing skull in with sorry hoofsies
Dere dere....aww be obah soon....
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>>739887938
Then you keep her as a mill mare like any other sane individual. You....you seek help.
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>>739888147
That's more on the sane side of things for me honestly.

Getting a normal fluffy to abuse an amputee is pretty delicious. Watching an enfie toy wouldn't be bad either.
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>>739887648
That's why brainwashing the fluffy into thinking of HALF pillowing is both a punishment for severe stuff (as an example, leaving the safe room without permission) as well as a form of reward (following the example, he was a brave fluffy leaving the safe room, so as a reward he gets to keep his huggie weggies and only loses his 'bad walkies weggies'). This also in case of necessary amputation when older the fluffy will keep living happy without the wan die condition.
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A super short writing about milkies
>mummeh haf milkies... Mummeh am bestest mummeh.
>Dwink wots of milkies... Milkies fo mummehs bestest babbeh.

>Where am othew fwuffy?

>Mummeh nu know... Dwink milkies nao.

> nu Nummies left... Bestest baby ne milkies.
>Am Gon num poopie babbeh... Bestest babbeh ne milkies.
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>>739888421
>That's more on the sane side of things for me honestly.

I bet you're just like Nick Bate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccGsuD2O8Kc
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>>739887909

Fucking way to go dumbass director, now your "star" is in a useless "wan die" loop. You really screwed the pooch now.
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>>739888421
how the fuck are those 2 poopie babies?
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I'm so fucking sick of fluffy threads being banned but all the shit log and loli threads get to stay!
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>>739888032
*keeps moaning in pleasure, laughing*
Hehe mastah Bawon ou tickwe fwuffy *wiggles tail* hehehe...
Ou am bestest mastah evah! Wuv!
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>>739887616
>>739887665
>>739887715
>>739887772
>>739887821
>>739887884

Let me know what you guys think, there have been a few edits here and there, and an epilogue put in.
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Hewwo nu fweinds!!!1!
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>>739888789
We only get banned when people start posting gross sex stuff. Otherwise we're no different from the other threads that get deleted.
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>>739888605
Oh wait now I know what I want. If it sucks my dick then the monster (me in a mask) won't beat it and hurt its foals. That way I get to be the abuser and the good guy. They're too dumb to know you're just wearing a mask.

You can't deny the number of options being both the good and bad guy gets you. Setting two herds against each other while you play deities punishing and rewarding accordingly. God that would be hilarious.
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>>739889024
Hello there, nice fluffy!
*tenderly pets fluffy*
What's your name buddy?
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>>739876214
I rather the other version
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>>739887909
Keep goinf
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>>739888449
I dunno, fam. Easier to just lock it in a sorry box for a bit.
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>>739889144
Do you think they'll let you browse /b after you're put in jail for fucking kids?
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>>739888826
>Hoofsies finally break the skull, crushing brain
Huuu huuu.....pwease dummeh. Go foeveh sweepie....
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>>739889192
Am pwincess... Gif hugies?
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>>739889478
>Administers "huggies"
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I miss the old Fluffy booru...
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Please stop with the wierd sex shit
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>>739889328
You know a large portion of us blend pretty well into society with no urges to do this stuff in real life. The internet is more of an outlet for odd fantasies.
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>>739889643
I'm a newfag, so can you tell me how it was like? Were there less edgelords?
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>>739889643
Like, before Hellgremlin Summer?
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>>739875845
What. the. FUCK.
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>>739890365
Not illegal, not pedophilia. Please move on, Mr. Hanson.
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>>739890365
>>739882648
See here
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>>739890365
you have no power here, go to the teen thread, begone!!!

(someone get me a gandalf fluffy)
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>>739887884
>>739888965
That epilogue seems really random. I dunno, I assume you have a reason for putting it in. Disclaimer: I didn't reread the whole thing, maybe you put in an edit to make it reasonable.

>>739887909
I like it! I've always been intrigued by Fluff TV and the surrounding fluffy culture.
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>>739889463
*derpedly begins to chant gurgling blood*
Dat wich nu am foweveh sweepies may foweeveh lie... an wif stwange aeons even Def may foweveh sweepies....
Eeah eeah Cootooloo ff...tan!
*rises and stares at fluffy*
Bawon! Wuv! *hugsies*
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>>739890832
>Squirms away, running
Wuh kinna cootooloo poopie am dis?! Wun away!
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>>739889478
I am GLaDOS. Please proceed to the testing area, after which we will proceed to celebrate. There will be a party, and in the party there will be ca..... I mean, sketties.
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>>739890795
basically to explain why the guy suddenly snapped on the fluffies and went all genocidal on them. he was originally planning on getting some stallions. might take it out.
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>>739878331
Were you aware that it's a male fluffy?
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>>739888542
Hey, Foalout, how's tricks?
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>>739884862
>>739884931
>>739885175
>>739885232
>>739886384
>>739886461
>>739887060
>>739887277
>>739887856
>>739888032
>>739888826
>>739889463
>>739890832
>>739890974
Could... some kind soul please explain what the actual enf is happening here??
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>>739891723
I'm not foalout... But whatever
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>>739892106
Role-playing on a Burmese Lampshade board
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>>739891260
Nu... Nu hurties fo fwuffy! *Fear shiting*
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>>739890795
>>739891281

actually, yeah i think i am going to take it out, and put something more fitting in, uploaded it all to the booru, so will delete ch 6 when the moderators get around to it if they decide to allow it, and re upload one with a different epilogue.

I wrote it in only a few minutes, cause it seemed like it needed to be put in, but it did not come out as i wanted it to.
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>>739891299
I highly doubt the faggot cares
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>>739887909
The end was bad. It is trivially easy to reunite her with her babies to keep her happy.

What I would have done is had her play with younger, cuter babies on screen, then go back to her real babies. This would allow for tension when her real babies see her playing more and with nicer toys with her 'screen babies'. Even better if it causes confusion with the mother starting to care for the screen babies... especially if they are orphaned. If her real babies somehow managed to wind up in a pen with the other ones...
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Bump
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>>739892280
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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>>739892985
Nu wan testies... *Fear crying*
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>>739893198
Pwese nu gif hurties... Am gud fwuffy
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>>739893198
Ca... I mean, sketties and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
>>739893439
It's not too late for you to turn back.
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
Make no further attempt to leave the testing area.
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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>>739894155
Huu... Otay. *Tears*
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>>739894313
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.
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>>739885070
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>>739894757
Nu... *Climbs up your leg*
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>>739894836
Pwese nu gif forever sleepies *fear shiting and crying*
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>>739895206
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>>739894964
Uhh lil' Fluff buddy... GLaDoS doesn't have legs.
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>>739885434
Good ol' weird box
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>>739894836
>>739895343
*security camera breaks*
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.

>>739894964
This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will give you forever sleepies.
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>>739895465
Nu... *Runs away* munsta gu way!
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i dont hate fluffies. i just hate smarties
>hear "nummies!" and "gwassy nummies make wots of miwkies fow tummeh bebehs" outside
>look out and sure enough, a heard of ferals
>step outside
>hey there
>they freeze, one pipes up, "n-nice m-mistuh?"
>i kneel down, "the nicest." and smile
>"b-be new dadeh?"
>shrug, "i dont see why not, hang on ill go get you some sketties."
>the whole heard starts cheering "sketties!" and "be bestest mummuh evah!"
>i whip up some spaghetti in jiff and when i get out, sure enough, there is a smarty waddling in my yard.
>hes fat, sky blue with a red mane, and shouting "DIS AM SMAWTY HEWD WAND NOW! WEVE DUMMEH! WEVE OW GET WOSTEST OWIES!!"
>i put the plate on a patio table and one by one start lifting the other fluffies up so they can eat. the smarty stops a hoof and proclaims
>"GIB SMAWTY BESTES NUMMIES OW SMAWTY GIB FOWEVEAH SWEEPIES!"
>turn to him "oh hey there fella, are you talking to me?"
>"DUMMEH HOOMAN BWING HEWD DOWN! GIVE NUMMIES! AND WEVE SMAWTY WAND!"
>"well sorry there bud but this is my land, i own it. i will let you stay here though, if you follow my rules."
>"woows?" smarty says cocking his head
>"speshew fwen!" from the table "dis am new dadeh!"
>smarty looks at me
>"thats right im your new 'dadeh' but if youre gonna stay here." i stand up and look at the table "you all have to follow my rules." 1. no bad poopies in the house. 2. dont hurt other fluffies. 3. and this is the most important rule that everyone has to follow. every baby you have, is a bestest baby.
>this last one leaves the group in a bit of a stunned silence.
>"wat if poopeh babeh?"
>"no. no poopie babies, only bestest babies. ok?"
>they are kind of thrown through a loop but eventually they all agree... except for the smarty who says
>"smawty doo wat smawty wan. am not dadeh an am not smawty. dis am smawty's hewd, and smawty no wet no one take dem."
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>>739895585
What are you doing?
You haven't escaped, you know.
You're not even going the right way.
...
Go back to the recovery annex. For your ca.... I mean, sketties.
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>>739896198
>a few weeks go by relatively without indecent, there are some accidental discharges of shit or piss from time to time. but because they are all accidents i let them slide.
>some of the Mares have babies and we all have a good time.
>all but the smarty, who was actively pooping everywhere, peeing on the rugs my father gave me when he got back from Iraq, and shouting at the other fluffies, often times calling them "stupid dummies" or "worthless" (i guess that relatively big word is why he was considered a smarty)
>each time i put him in the sorry box, sometimes i gave him a good caning with the sorry stick. if he was really bad i gave it to him on his "no nos"
>nothing stuck.
>i even had to add new rules because of this shit sucker.
>4. no "bad enfs" 5. no bad names 6. no owies and 7. no talking back
>i dont know why i bothered though because he broke every single one.
>one day i hear coming from the safe room "NOOOOOO NO HEWT BEBEH SPESHEW FWEN!"
>i walk over to the safe room and look in.
>the smarty is pissing and shiting all over a new born foal proclaiming it to be the "poopie bebbeh"
>the mother (Margot as i started calling her) was weeping heavily and upon seeing me charges over and shouts
>"dadeh hewp! smawty gib bebeh foweveh sweepies!"
>i walk over to the smarty "thats enough! youre being a very bad fluffy and your breaking the rules. youll get the sorry stick for this. but if you do what your thinking of doing youll get worse"
>"wike wat?" fluffy says defiantly
>"bad. fluffy. jail.
>every fluffy in the room gasps several become scared of the smarty, as i installed the idea that only terrible, horrible, awful fluffies go to bad fluffy jail
>the smarty looks at me, and i look at him, and narrow my gaze
>"i mean it!" i shout
>"smawty no cawe, smawty do wat smawty wan."
>he stomps on the foal, killing it instantly.
>"OUTSIDE, ALL OF YOU, NOW!" i shout
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>>739896274
>every fluffy flees the room, screaming, some pee out of the fear.
>i go to the kitchen and get some Hasbio "fluffy calmers"
>by the time i get back the smarty is running away, pissing, shitting, and laughing.
>i grab him by the scruff of his neck and try to force the pill into his mouth. but he wont open up (god what i wouldnt give for him to never speak again)
>i jam my fingers into his snout, and after a few seconds of not being able to breath, he opens up.
>i fling the fluffy calmer into his mouth, where it disintegrates upon touching his tongue.
>i do this so he wont know how to escape
>i take him to the basement. put a chained collar around his neck, hog tie him, and begin setting up my stereo systems.
>he comes to in a pitch black room.
>"w-wew am smawty?"
>"bad fluffy jail. i did warn you."
>"dummeh. wet smawty go an smawty won gib foweveh sweepies."
>"do you understand what you did? you killed a fluffy, not only a fluffy one of your heard."
>"das poopie babeh! poopie babehs get foweveh sweepies."
>"that was your baby, and you killed it. youre a murderer. and you deserve what youre going to get."
>"DUMMEH!"
>"call me that again"
>"DUMMEH DUMMEH DUMMEH DUMMEH! AM BESTEST SMAWTY AND DUMMEH HOOMAN AM... am a... A DUMMEH!"
>i switch on the stereos. one repeats the words bad fluffy, worst fluffy, and need die. the others say things like, it was YOUR foal, and she was crying.
>i even have them slightly staggered so it give him the impression theres more than just me in the room.
>"woo dat!? woo am dewe!? wet smawty go!! Wet smawty go!! WET SMAWTY G-"
>i shut the door, and go straight to Margot.
>two hours pass, i finally decide to go check on the smarty.
>when i open the basement door i hear
>"huuu huu huu... am no du- was poopie babe- nuuuu wet smawty tawkies!!! huu huu huuuuu..."
i tell you now friends, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made real.
>i walk down and turn off the stereos.
>"huuu..."
>>
>"is the bad fluffy ready to say sorry?"
>"AM NOT BAD FWUFFY!!! AM SMAWTY AN AN AM... am...
>"am a murderer?" i say with a little lilt in my voice
> he keeps crying
>"god your pathetic... like really? i expected more out of you. i cant believe i made you crack with only two hours of that! and i had SOOOO much more planned!!"
>he starts trying to look around for me (its still very dark)
>"nice dadeh... smawty wuv dadeh?"
>"im not your 'dadeh' im Margot's dadeh, Timmy's dadeh, Boomer, Scarlet, Jane, Rocket, Alex and all their babies, im THEIR dadeh. but im not yours. im your jailer, your warden, your worst nightmare."
>"i made you crack so easily, i wonder how easy it will be to break you entierly..."
>i turned on a light, a single overhead light bulb, as his eyes adjust to the light i can see a resurgence of "smarty" come upon him
>i smile
>"what are you? really? what are you?"
>"am smawty"
>"but what is a smarty?"
>he chucked kind of "am a fwuffy dummeh!!"
>"but what is a fluffy i mean what are they really?" i pick up a recorder and hold it to my mouth "i know what fluffies are. do you?"
>"fwuffys am... wew... fwuffies am fo good fewws, and enfs! an fow fowowing smawty to-"
>"nope, thats not what i asked, i didnt asked what fluffies are not what they are for, tell me what fluffies are."
>"fwuffys am... dey am.. am..."
>"whats wrong? i thought you were a smarty, but you seem much more like a dummy to me."
>"shudduh!!!"
>"i know what fluffies are." i get up and grab a robotic cat from a shelf "fluffies are just like this."
>i sqeeze the cat, that purrs and meows in a realistic fashion.
>"this my dear fluffy is a robot." i grab a screw driver and take out the batteries "do you know what these are? i mean relative to you."
>silent
>>
>"these are just like that red thing in your chest that pumps your 'blood' without it this poor cat is not alive, without that, you arent alive. i could take this screw driver and do the same to you and wouldnt feel a thing and do you know why?"
>"a... am munstuh..."
>"no, im not a monster. im just part of the species that made you. we made you, people did. we made you for the same reasons we made this cat. we made it for our kids, so they would be happy. we made it for the investors who wanted to see what modern technology could do, but mostly, i think, we did it because we could. you only exist on a whim, because someone somewhere said 'lets make the most real toy yet' and they did. but the nice mrs who let you out of your cages confused you for real living breathing creatures, and youre not. you wanna know what you are, shitty? do you?"
>silent
>i smack the smarty across the face.
>"ANSWER ME!"
>"wat..." smarty says in a cracked voice.
>"youre just... a mistake... a glitch in an otherwise well functioning program. oh but those words are too big for your tiny, one track, 'enf' obsessed mind. so ill rephrase that... you are garbage, literal garbage! there is a reason why people take so much pleasure in destroying your gross friends! because you arent real!"
>"a-am weew dow..."
>>
>>739896493
>"no, no youre not. not like me, not like other humans, not like birds or cats or dogs or slugs or even worms! youre a robot, thats all you are! a robot with guts and blood instead of circuits and gears." i lean in close recorder still in hand "all you are, is the next step up from this cat here... no... no maybe youre the step down... this cat at least knows when to shut up and knows how to follow rules."
>i stop recording and stare down at him, he wont look at me, wont look at anything really just stares at the ground.
>"what are you thinking about right now?"
>"hawt... hawt huwties... nee huggies fwom mummuh..."
>"your mom is dead. oh and you dont actually feel anything youre just programmed with a simulation... oh wait pretend feelings... you dont actually feel anything. hunger fear, pain, sadness, confidence, its all just pretend. just like your life."
>"wan die..."
>"so did Margot"
>isolate specific parts of the the monologue, mostly, you're not real, you're garbage, you dont feel anything, and "wan die" "so did Margot"
>i play each part on the stereos separately, and the fluffy starts to weep again
my friends i tell you... it was the most pained, sorrowful, broken, and hurt crying i had ever heard from a fluffy... it was better than Mozart
>i leave him there, for two days.
>after that i come down, turn off the stereos, and turn on all of the lights
>"if i let you out, will you follow the rules? im not going to kill you." (that defeats the purpose)
>he nods
>"what are you?"
>"no... no a-am weew..." he says with tears in his eyes
>"and knowing that, are you gonna be a good fluffy?"
>"yes dadeh..."
>"theres one new rule though."
>he looks at me, his eyes are hollow
>"you not only can, but have to kill smarty babies."
>"b-but woows say no kew-"
>>
>>739884041
Damn u an artist.
Do you do commissions?
>>
>>739896550
>"if you'd rather stay down here then i guess-"
>"NO FWUFFY FOWOW WOOS, FWUFFY FOWOW WOOS! FWUFFY AM NO SMAWTY AN AM GOO FWUFFY, FWUFFY NO WAN MEANIE TAWKIES AN NO WAN- NO- NO WAN!!!! *chirp, chirp, chirpchirpchirpchirp!!!"
>i did it... i finally broke him. not only that... but i shattered him.
>"ok buddy ok. you learned your lesson. lets get you out to the rest of the herd. there are some new babies that were born while you were away, i think youll particularly like one of them..."
>"TANK YUUUUUUU!!!! TANK YU TANK YU TANK YUUUUUU!!! *chirp* WUV BESTEST DADEH!!!"
>i walk outside with him, still shaking with wet fur under his eyes.
>hey everyone, looks whose back
>all the fluffies approach "fwend"
>"*chirp* fwend... "
>"spechew fwen wook! babehs!!"
>he looks
>one baby steps out among the rest
>i see and turn around and walk inside.
>"dis am smawty babeh hewd, an smawty babeh-"
>he snaps "NUUUUUUUU NUU NUN NU NU NU NUUUUUUU!!! NU WAN MOW BAH FWUFFY JAIW! NU WAN NU WAN NU NU NU NU NU *chirpchirpchirpchirp*"
>all the while stomping on the baby
>the fluffies call
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>>739896590
>i walk out
>hes still stomping, crying, and chirping all at the same time.
>"nuuuuuuu!!! babeh!!!!
>"whats going on here!?!?"
>"smawty kiww Woocy's babeh!!!"
>he turns
>"AM NU SMAWTY AM FWUFFY!! AM GUD FWUFFY!!! AM GOOD FWUFFY FO DADEH!!!! NU WAN GO, NU WAN GO!!"
>"YOU KNEW, THE RULES, I GUESS YOU DIDNT LEARN ANYTHING AFTER ALL!!! BACK TO JAIL WITH YOU!!"
>he looks at me, saying no with his eyes as he cant bring himself to say it with his mouth. he only chirps.
>i grab him by the scruff and shove another pill in his mouth.
>i wait for him to come to, and when he does i turn on a 10 hour youtube video of sheperd's tone
>before i leave i ask if he has any thing he wants me to do.
>"pweese... *chirp* w-wan die..."
>i look at him and raise his head so he can see me. "no." and i leave. turning off all the lights
i hate smarties, and to me its not enough to simply kill them. i want to break them. as for the actual heard, well i like them. of course if theres any smarties shitty down there is gonna have some company: but is that really so bad? i dont think so.
>>
>>739896550
Really makes you think, doesn't it? I don't consider them robots, but occasionally their behavior is robotic.
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>>739890795
if you are still here anon, how about this one?
>>
>>739896624
>>739896624
I want this drawn into a comic, amazing script. I love smarty abuse, fucking shits
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>>739896562
anyone can flugby!
>>
>>739897909
Is this... is this a parody of a parody???
>>
>>739898211
yep.

autism runs deep in our veins.
>>
>>739897909
>>739898211

honestly it looks like something filmcow would do

>>739897791
and damnit that text to image converter fucked me lol by adding in \
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>>739876602
I'm sad they died cause there was 2 dancie babbeh ones
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>>739877725
THIS PICTURE AGAIN
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>>739896321
>I tell you now friends, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made real
11/10 for Clockwork Orange reference
>>
>>739884041
This takes new spot as worst fluffy art I've seen
>>
>>739898815
this is like simplified fluffy lol
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>>739899485
dunno i think i have seen worse.
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>>739899308
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/41942 https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/42002
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Any pictures of mass fluffy killing?
Something like a burning fluffy running into a massive nest under a lumber pile and burning everything down to ashes
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