Shotato...?

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Feel free to cute

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>>739870217

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biggest broccoli i've ever seen

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Yea that story was very hot

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>>739870450

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>>739871087
i'm confused and impressed

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>>739871087
go to >>739866441 and stay there

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But at the same time fuck that story
Worst ending
Anyone have more stories

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All the shotatobros are in tx, ca, aus, or eu parts unknown.
Da fuq is up with that?

>anything but aus
Autism

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>>739871523
western places with high populations

not really that shocking

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>reading screen capped green texts
Anons pls
At least it's not the hurricane one.

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I'm not in any of those places

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im going out now, cya faggots.

>>739871697
then you don't exist.

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>>739871626
Then there should at least be some fucking people in Chicago, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo.
/Tantrum

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>>739871716
Shit am I gonna disappe-

>>739870408
My boner is grateful

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>>739871716
Damn
Noon bedtime now, impressive.
Was a nice run today
Stay toasty and comfy

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>>739871885
Why is there a blank post, no text, no image?
Creepy.

>>739871869
just moved from that area not long ago

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>>739872256
Help only I can see me

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But yeah, we're prolly gunna sink below the tides now.
Thank God for the tropics

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>>739871645
>hurricane one
is that the one about finding the dead boy?

>>739872075
>bed time
no, at vets with dog
my bedtime is actually normal now

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I wish I had somebody cute

>>739871087
>2017
>Not riding around naked on your bike because your friends dared you

what are you, a sissy or something?

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>>739873075
you have me, anon <3

>>739873993
Y hallo thar new fav pic

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>>739873075
I wish I had someone I could pleasure.

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>>739874348
y-youre pleasuring us, anon! please dont be sad or youll make me sad!!

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>>739874348
Where do you live?

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>>739873993
~~

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aw man, is everyone getting ready for bed?

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>>739875256
i posted that last night! :3
>pic related - me & u

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>>739875260
I actually left to finish myself off bc I thought the thread died, but it started up again and died in the time I was gone

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>>739875355
did you have a nice fap anon? you shouldve told us, we couldve helped you out~

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Is it just me and you here? Just us two? Ill give myself a name, e

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>>739875459
You did though~

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>>739875552
hi e im g

>>739875588
w-well, we couldve done it together!

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>>739871869
I'm from Chicago, anon

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Uncanny..

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One of my friends confessed that he's gay and that he liked me a month ago, which was cool. Didn't end up going anywhere though.

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>>739875815
A few weeks ago he messaged me and said that he was afraid to hurt me because of his commitment problems or whatever. I tried telling him it doesn't matter that much but i guess he's more sentimental
e

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>>739875815
>>739876048
well, do you want to take it somewhere?

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>>739876048
Sometimes I think about how I could have handled it better to get him to visit me more.

Post rape!

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>>739876133
Well, I like him and I'm pretty sure he either still likes me or is just using 'commitment issues' as an excuse to break up, but I would've been fine with just a physical relationship

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Driveguy is out of the attic and driving home. Thank you guys for keeping this shota thread alive.

>>739876322
Uh... tell him?

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>>739876322
Go for it, my boy

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>>739876398
Drive safely drive guy. And welcome back to the bread.

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>>739870408
Fuck

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I used to think I was secure with myself but now i find myself wondering if I did something wrong, even though he was pretty adamant about it being his own mental block

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>>739876508
I can't just 'go for it', he's the kind that can't separate physical/emotional and at the same time he says he's so afraid to hurt me that he can't do it anymore
It's just a super weird situation and I wish I could just find someone to fuck me instead of wigging out and talking about deep shit

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>>739876580
Thanks bruv

>>739874348
You know, ever since I asked somebody to do that mouth edit on this picture, I've never seen any other version. It's like everyone simultaneously deleted the old one realizing that it looked better after that nice Anon fixed it.

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>>739877131
What was the original?

>>739877106
Why are you posting fish in a shota thread?

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>>739877263

Boo!

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>>739877549
I can't say I understand

>>739877777
Nice digits.

The That's Haru and Yuki from Tsuritama. The bottom, Haru, is a fish from outer space. (Really)

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>>739877701
Nya

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>>739877886

>>739877777
Bad Get

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Holy fuck I'm honored to have stolen the quints

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>>739877982
What's bad about it anon

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>>739877878
Should I watch it?

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>>739872680
What's wrong with your dog?

>>739873075
Look in the mirror bro.

>>739875260
I just got home so I'm gonna eat whatever my wife made me then stay awake until I pass out. So no.

>>739877263
The original had a cheek-squish line, but it just made the mouth look wonky

>>739878268
it's basically FLCL except homo not straight, so if you liked FLCL, sure.

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2nd reply: aw

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>>739878569
Should i be ashamed that I haven't seen flcl yet? It is on my list though

>>739878826
Not ashamed, but you really should watch it soon since it's getting a sequel soon. Even if you don't like the store of it, it's worth watching just for the soundtrack.

>>739878826
What's fcfl? Asking for a friend

>>739879194
An anime. I'm not trying to be mean, but just google FLCL, it's a pretty famous anime, you'll find it with no effort.

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>>739878826
>>739879194
It's a pretty entertaining anime. With a super cute shota protagonist.

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>>739879019
Is the sequel being released by episodes? Or is it a dvd release

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I feel kind of gross. I didn't leave my room all of today except for like 5 minutes to make a sandwich.

>>739879911
I'm not sure off the top of my head, but it's being handled by toonami and another group so it's probably coming out in english before it does in moon

>>739879911
>>739880236
Just looked it up, it looks like it's going to be 12 episodes across later this year and early next year.

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>>739880568
Ah, looks like ill wait until then to watch it. I don't like having to wait for episodes.

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>>739876156
Shoulda just straight up asked him if he was cockhungry. ;P

>>739880961
I mean, I still could. I don't want to ruin any chance of talking to him again though

>>739880747
I love a helping hand

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Forgot to post a pic

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>>739881076
So. Why did he come to you to explain this or tell first? And are yourself open?

>>739881076
I mean once the initial fool-around is out of the way, then it makes room for that other crap, is how you sell it.

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I got a good amount of shota. Should I spam?

>>739881702
In a shota thread? Suuuure. Why not?

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>>739881702
Depends, post a few more

>>739881702
spam more shota feet

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As long as its well-drawn, high-quality shota

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more?

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>>739882114

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Well, I'm off to watch another episode of gundam, think about how to deal with my friend, and go to sleep. Cya.

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>>739882171
>mfw I get reminded of the times my cousin gave me footjobs every time shota feet get posted

4 y-years age difference isn't d-degenerate right?

>>739882349
If you happened to stick around for responses or good nights, which gundam are you watching?

>>739882460
Build fighter (?) the name seems to change around every time I try to watch it

>>739882432
Nah bro, 4 years is fine, my first boyfriend was when I was 10 and strangely enough he was 4 years older than me.

>>739882432
How old were you?

>>739882432
Ages??

>>739882432
Being cousins is faggot

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>>739882432
maybe 40-50 years ago but today naw.

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>>739882349
Ask him if he has his eye on any qt bois.

>>739882432
greentext now

>>739875815
hmmm sure love some dark skinned shota not including those with tanned skin due to long exposure to sun

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>>739880076
Just take a shower and you'll feel right as rain.

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>>739882967
like this?

>>739882611
>>739882623
I was 11 when he made me first orgasm. Technically only a 3.5 year age difference so he might have been 8 then.

>>739882592
>>739882690
So at least I'm not as gay as everyone ITT.

>>739882644
You wouldn't say that to my face.

>>739882967
I need to go put shit in the dryer first but I will in a few minutes.

>>739882592
Sounds hot, greentext?

>>739883118
I think he's saying he likes niggers

>>739882592
cute

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>>739883328
like island nigs or regular nigs?

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>>739883471
I dunno, ask him.
I'm not a fan of them myself, sexually speaking.

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So while we're waiting on greentexts...uh... Favorite bands?

>>739883213
1st orgasm story. Please.

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muh dog is fine

had a nice lunch too

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>jyooshi is best boy

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>>739883674
Not a band, but I'm a huge fan of tülpa recently.

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>>739883767
cutie juicy

>>739883302
Not going to green text it, but I'll give the short and skinny of it.

He showed me porn, told me what masturbating was, asked if I wanted to try what they were doing in porn, then fucked me. I think I might not have been the first guy he fucked because he knew about lube and used it, it actually didn't hurt at all, not even my first time, and we kept doing it until I was 14 and he was 18 at which point me and my family moved away.

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>>739883674

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>>739883767
I want to lick him clean after an intense Baseball session.

>>739871087
broccoli

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>>739883725
Good, glad to hear it.
I have 4 dogs and 5 cats (fostering 2 of the dogs, 1 of the cats) so obviously I'm real sensitive to animals.

>>739871869
Chicago is literally bulging with faggots

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>>739884167
Your text and your pic cause suspicion

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>>739883926
Imagine how intense a sloppy bj would be from him

w o w

Juice is not for that level of lewdness.

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>>739884270
Haha, I understand what you mean but I'm not at inter in that. For starters I could never fuck my own children (and that's what they are to me) and secondly my interest in beast only goes so far as watching.

That is to say: I'd watch a donkey show but that's as far as I'd ever want to take it.

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>>739884692

>>739884722
Honestly that body is really gross looking, but somehow these two pics are still arousing

>>739884722
I owned a good Nissan.
...
Once

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>>739884692
>>739884722
Sauce?
RIS turns up nothing.

>>739883712
I might have had some before this because I remember humping my bed constantly, but I assume you meant the first with him.

>Mom worked overnight a few nights a week so I slept over at my uncle's house often
>Shared a bed with his 8yo son
>Blue eyed with messy brown hair
>We slept in whatever was comfy and had no issues
>One night I decided sleeping side by side was weird
>Probably the result of some anti gay comment I heard at school but I digress
>Night time comes and we inevitably end up fighting over space
>Kick each other like obnoxious little shits and his feet find their way to my crotch
>Instant lewdness when he makes contact
>Continue to antagonize him so he would keep rubbing me there
>Get ballsy and pull down undies
>His feet find their way to my dick again and he continues grinding against my dick and balls
>No words exchanged but he was barefoot and must have knew I was naked
>Not long passes until my boyhood lets out a dry release
>Moaned loud enough to make him quickly pull away
>Inner faggot comes out after I orgasm and I pull his feet towards me and grind my foot against his undies
>He fights at first but I keep going
>Not long after he groans and pushes my foot away with his hands
>Go to sleep soon after and don't talk about it for a few days

He probably liked the feeling but I feel bad cuz he didn't seem entirely on board. We did plenty of other stuff in the following years but nothing really lives up to your first experience.

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post guys with gats

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>>739885148
I don't know, sorry.

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>>739885316

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My shadow side, so amplified
Keeps coming back dissatisfied
Elementary, son
But it's so...

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>>739885322
No worries dude.

>>739885241
Please, tell us more anon.

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>>739885402
pew pew

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Elementary, son, but it's soul
My love affair with everywhere
Was innocent, why do you care?
Someone start the car
Time to go
You're the best I know

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>>739885316
Kay

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>>739885019
I wish i was a niisan who could get owned.

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My sunny side has up and died
I'm betting now where we collide
The universe will shift into a low
The travesties that we have seen
Are treating you like Benzedrine
Automatic laughter from a pro

>>739885471
>>739885669
Did I stumble into the freestyle rap thread by mistake again?

>>739885241
Yeah. Thanks for the follow up! Great story. Of you feel/have time. I'd love anymore. I messed around a bit as a kid, just never with boys. Wished now I had.

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My, what a good day for a walk outside
I'd like to get to know you a little better baby
God knows that I really have tried
My what a good day for a take-out bride
I'd like to say we did it for the better

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post patriotic boys

O SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED
AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING

WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS
THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT
O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED
WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING

AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
THE BOMB'S BURSTING IN AIR
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE

O SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE?

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I saw you there so unaware
Those hummingbirds all in your hair
Elementary, son, but it's soul
The disrepair of Norma Jean
Could not compare to your routine
Balarama beauty going toe-to-toe

My, what a good day for a, let it slide
I'd like to say we did it for the better

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I thought about it and I brought it out
I'm motivated by the lack of doubt
I'm consecrated, but I'm not devout
The mother, the father, the daughter, yeah

Right on the verge, just one more dose
I'm traveling from coast to coast
My theory isn't perfect, but it's close
I'm almost there, why should I care?
My heart is hurting when I share
Someone open up, let it show

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I thought about it and I brought it out
I'm motivated by the lack of doubt
I'm consecrated but I'm not devout
The mother, the father, the daughter

Oh, you don't form in the wet sand
You don't form at all
Oh, you don't form in the wet sand
I do

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>>739885833
Get some culture.
It's Wet Sand by RHCP, it's got on of the best guitar solos they ever did, right next to Hey and Don't Forget Me

>>739886548
>get some culture
>red hot chili peppers
pity bump

>>739882978
Oracle, pls.

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Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea
Our land in nature's gift
Of beauty rich and rare
In history's page let stage
Advance Australia fair!

In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair!

Beneath our radiant southern cross
We'll toil with hearts and hands
To make this commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands

For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair!

In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair!

>>739886927
nek

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>>739886983
i bet you're upset because you didn't know the second verse lmao

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>>739886717
Defend your position now because I take this seriously.
RHCP literally helped change the direction of music. They're original, evolving, and soulful.

If you disagree then fight me.

>>739885536
>>739885841
Its almost midnight so I probably won't greentext anymore tonight. I'm tired and would leave too many details out. After our first time he became really unpredictable. Sometimes he practically begged me to do stuff with him and other times he acted like he was doing me a favor by letting him suck his dick. He also liked to bust my balls (like telling my friends that his dick was bigger and offering to prove it) and other shit that was kind of dickish. When I hit puberty he thought it was funny to make me finish in my underwear when I didn't bring any extras to change in to. He got a girl pregnant when he was 13 (or 14? I know he was 14 when the baby was born) so he might be straight now.

>tl;dr I created a degenerate

I had to solve 9 captchas just to post this.

>>739887063
The entire country doesnt care

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>>739887147
Yeah, God Save The Queen should be our anthem.

>>739887265
>First time Ive been reminded that Australia has a national anthem after highschool

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>>739887377
unaustralian, go back to italy you fucking boat person.

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Post sleepy boys

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>>739883725
Yay!
Also yay on post-relief meal.
Outta work now, heading to hospital to pass out for a couple hours so I can advocate for mum at her post surgical care plan.
Hope to have similar results, good news and food.
Your doggo sounds like a wonderful companion

>>739887488
stfu you live in the tumblr capital
Your opinion isnt valid

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>>739887531
eating then passing out? or passing out then eating? get your mum some nice food either way lol

>>739887588
this ain't living, kid.

>>739887847
post lewd you shitskin

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>>739886927
Jesus fuck.
I take it all back.

>>739887847
Pass out
Scans and back to back care conferences
Eat
Go to work

>>739884225
Yeah,but shotafaggots, so at least the degeneracy is even

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>>739887907
neck

>>739887979
rude, give it back

>>739888085
sounds like a plan.

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Why is there no rape in this thread?

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>>739888514
The only acceptable rape involving shotas is when the shota rapes you.

>>739888747
But then it when it be rape

>>739888324
What an oddly large cockring she has

>>739888914
Wouldn't be
Fuckin auto correct

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>>739889007
You know that's a guy right?

>>739888349
neck this dik nigga

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Moments before the brutal rape of an innocent pasty

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>>739889331
kinda lewd don't you think?

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>>739888914
You want shotas forcing their cute, stiff, little penises into your ass and mouth?

>>739889489
Well f*** yeah I do and considering how you just described their little dicks as cute ,so would you

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>>739883118
>>739883471
like this anon, island nigs would be appreciated

>>739889276
More importantly the poor thing has retinoblastoma, and is out in the broad daylight

>>739880165
unf

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>having 3 waifus
>all their names start with the same letter
kinda trite

>>739889710
>Censoring self

10yo detected

>>739889865
*****mind blown*****

>>739889883
How about using voice text on a device you just got and haven't change the keyboard settings yet

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>>739889710
Of course, but i thought not many people wanted to get fucked by the shotas, but fuck them.

>>739890074
Well how else would they learn how to fuck good when they grow up

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>>739889989
rly explodes the ol' mind

YOU SLUT!

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>>739890052
>dictating /b/ posts
fucking lel

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>>739889819
He's a manly man, he can handle it. Besides how could he see his husbando if he doesn't go to school?

>>739890234
wonder who this is aimed at...

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>>739890210
>how to fuck good

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>>739890234
Did someone call for a slut?

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w h i l s t

>>739890496
oh my fucking god. stop this.

>>739890210
That's what i'm saying. Have them start practicing their thrusting and cum endurance on me and they'll be total studs in school. All the other boys will be begging to service their shota cocks.

Whilst you mock it, it happened unintentionally, organically tyvm, like the finest of albino carrots
..
Dammit
Fucking cap-fiend.

>>739890626
Why?

>>739890694
>having more than one waifu in the first place
town bicycle and all that