Damn, animals are weird looking.
yeah you are
>>739847021
picture of OP
>>739847021
Colugo
>>739847021
Looks like a flying squirrel with alopecia.
>>739847117
>>739847125
Yeah well, this is what you two look like.
>>739847021
Jazz hands
>>739848370
>>739848192
>>739848463
Oh god, somebody get that fucking worm outta there!
>>739847021
not all of them
>>739847021
that a fuckin chupacabra?or what
Thats a baby bat i bet
>>739847021
>female homo sapiens
>>739849250
would impregnate
>>739848604
>>739849742
She obviously has a hormone imbalance that will cause stillbirths.
>>739850286
I asked her on facebook, she is fertile
>>739850286
I did my master in human genetics, you might be right but not justified to assume it to be the case
>>739849742
I bet a woman like that could chop down trees and drag them back to build a cabin in one day and also scare off bears and mountain lions. I'll marry that and live off the land in Siberia!
>>739849742
more?
>>739850681
She has (had?) a tumblr but I don't remember the name, I saw it a long time ago
>>739850514
I did my master in human genetics too, and I am right.
I am justified to make that assumption as it is an obvious visual cue for potentially a very serious flaw. I would not mate with her because I know, others who may not know will also not mate with her due to their inbred genetic programming to avoid such flaws.
>>739849742
>>739850681
phoenixfloe tumblr
>>739849432
do they sting?
>>739850792
dont fuck a white girl, melanin deficiency is a blight to the world
>>739850963
yes wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet
>>739851024
>Asian
Then fuck that whole continent.
>>739848553
Mate, you don'tget the reference
>>739851082
The Asians got Stinkbugs too. Fuck those guys.
>>739850681
do you have pics of the parasites that live in slug eyes?
>>739850777
>>739850827
thanks
>>739851441
you have no trips
>>739850514
>>739850792
I also did my master in human genetics. Guess what you're both wrong
>>739848463
all glory to the hypnotoad
>>739847021
foken mutated chicken. Some nigguys would eat it.
>>739848192
i uuuuuh want to fuck that
>>739847021
here we go
>>739852039
its just a disco snail
not that rare
yup
>>739848192
>fleshlite
>>739851695
PSYOPS be angry that their attempt to make harry girls culturally acceptable failed and resorts to this.
PATHETIC
>>739849376
Clever.
>>739849087
that's cute...
sup?
>>739852183
not a rare animal thread, its a weird looking animal thread
and that's a weird looking snail
>>739852752
its a disco snail dont be so closed minded
>>739852581
These things are like the exact opposite of an axolotl but still as strange
>>739852039
it has a parasite in its eyes thats trying to get inside the gut of a bird to reproduce. snails inturn eat the birdshit with the parasites eggs in it. fucking nature
>>739848192
What... Is that?
>>739853295
leatherback sea turtle
>>739853117
im drunk and trying to understand the concept of this. nature is wild
>>739853295
Lamprey probably
barrel eye
>>739853485
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green-banded_broodsac
>>739853672
yup
>>739848621
walking batt fish
>>739850827
Seems like wild ride sex,I would date,
gently nake her and put a collar in this bitch,I lovely care of my new pet
>>739853672
thats insane. its like the circle of life but solely with birds, snails and broodsacs
not wired looking. but weird.
>>739853295
Anaconda
>>739849432
>>739851024
>>739851082
I've seen those things in Florida in my front yard. Invasive species indeed.
running short
>>739855224
Your new mission is to kill every big bug you see.
>>739852039
>>739853117
>>739853485
>>739853672
This is the craziest shit I've ever read. What the fuck, nature
>>739848416
that little fucker is plotting the destruction of the world
>>739857338
nah , hes being frog
>>739847563
I wasted a bunch of time googling just to learn that this anon is correct. Colugo.
>>739850827
.
>Can take a trip to space and back again like it's no ones business
>Can withstand extreme temperatures in either direction
>Can survive nuclear blasts and meteorite impacts
>Have survived through all major extinctions of the Earth, and are one of the planets oldest creatures
>Turn to glass when they die
Can we all agree that this little fucker is the strangest and most OP thing that nature has ever created?
>>739858205
Except that it's microscopic. Fuck those guys try building a bridge.
>>739859226
needs a scorpion tail
>>739854739
Every guy would do that if they could not weird
>>739848122
>literal child
>>739850963
No, they stab.
>>739848192
Turtle mouth
>>739850827
is that Grimes?
Hi guys
>>739854526
uhh I hope this one is shooped...
>>739853510
To appreciate the weirdness, you have to know that those forward facing eye-looking thing are not the eyes, the eyes are the upward-looking green ones embedded in a transparent head.
>>739856294
Holy shit it's totally parasiting...
>>739858205
But.. Can it survive being cummed on?
>>739848932
oh shit that spider just got stung.
google eponis beetle larvea. frog destroyers. the larvea get swallowed then suck up the frogs fluids from inside. the adult beetle oaralyse frovs and eat them alive.
>>739852316
Looks like Spore lol
>>739861722
epomis beetles. sorry
>>739861054
lol was thinking the same thing too. I think grimes is cute, but this girl really does look like her.
>>739861986
I thought so too
>>739848192
Alligator snapping turtle
>>739853295
Turtle throat. Barbed so the jellyfish don't come back up.
Male sage grouse boobies
extinct since 17th century
>>739856294
>Fuck your hand
>*Shoots weblike dick all over hand
hia guys
>>739862722
whip scorpion
>>739862722
What is this fake shit?
>>739862937
thats a real animal, sorry bro
>>739848192
>The galgamex vagina
>>739863023
Yeah looked it up shit looks weird with its pincers/claws opened up
>>739862623
what kind of dogs are those?
>>739863401
Yorktowns
>>739863094
m night shyamalam's the village
name this guy
>>739848305
Snek is good snek
>>739864049
Color Shrump
>>739864049
Obviously it's name should be Henry.
>>739863726
are those the fish things that swim into your urethra?
>>739863726
>>739864833
I think they are tape worms.
>>739864833
>>739864880
Those would be leeches....
>>739861474
not only that, but the fish that this fish is hunting are above it and have developed a blue bio luminescent to cover their tummies, so from below they blend in with the blue waters above. But the fish in the pic is way ahead of them, it's developed it's eyes so that the subtle bio luminescent on the bottom of those fish show up like bright LED's for it, so it can pick them out easily from the background blue
>>739864880
They're land prey
>>739864996
"No, that's you" - your mom
>>739864997
learned all that from the Ocean Deep Planet Earth episode
Maybe it's just the clothes.
>>739848932
That sucks for both of them, I'm pretty sure both of them are dead after that.
>>739865195
>>739850827
>>739847021
>ha ha but people are designed by the one true creator and nothing else looks like us! xD
Fuck, creationists are fucking retarded.
>>739848604
>>739850970
Fuck off, racist
>>739865019
thats what i was thinking.
>>739865799
That's a mountain lion, you inbred autist.
moar
>>739865778
They're basically big ass leeches though... that leak snot all over everything
We are so fortunate to be born human
>>739848604
>>739856294
What is that?
The most heat tolerant macroscopic animal