i have a watermelon and i am bored, dubs decide what i do with it.

Swallow it whole.

>>739833452
cut it up and eat some of it, then throw the rest away.

>>739833482
Rerolling

>>739833452
Cut a hole in it, carve out the middle, poop in hole, replace core over hole, take back to grocery store and put on shelf

>>739833452
cut hole in it. then fuck it. take pics. post on 4chin

>Put hole in Melon
>Put dick in Melon
>Timestamp and post picture of dick in Melon to thread

thanks

>>739833644
Winrar

Cut a whole in bottom. Put over head. Head but the first hot chick you see.

>>739833722
Great minds think alike + WIN

>>739833722
Well OP?

>>739833452
Eat it with your ass

>>739833786
your post is sage and you should fuck off ty

Fag. OP will not deliver!

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>>739833949
You lost. I won.

Deal with it.

>>739833482
tryed, wont work

>>739833808
good idea, but i will do >>739833722
this

gonna take a while, brb

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>>739833949
>your post is sage

throw it on a car

>>739833949
>your post is sage
It's adorable when newfags use nomenclature when they clearly don't know what it means.

>>739834109
spotted the juvenile delinquent

>>739833452
>i have a watermelon and i am bored, dubs decide what i do with it.

Fuck it. Cut a hole, stick your dick in it, fuck it and ejaculate.

>>739833452
Make some fried chicken to go with it, nigger

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>>739833949
I bet you think sage is pronounced like the spice too

>>739834042
>tryed, wont work
Fuck you nigger. You set the parameters, and you the winner has been decided. You don't get to move the goal post after the fact.

Try harder.

>>739834147
i just thought your post about swallowing the mellon was stupid and didn't contribute much

>>739834576
That's not what sage means you fucking moron.

>>739833998
At least you won in something in your life, im happy for you Anon

>>739833452
Put it in your ass

>>739834610
What does it mean then smart ass

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So are you gonna fuck the watermelon or not faggot

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>>739834627
Your jealousy makes you ugly, anon.

>>739834667
it means that the person saying it likes to put bbc in his urethra

>>739834667
There's a FAQ section for a reason, dip shit.

http://www.4chan.org/faq#sage

>>739833722
What's it like to fuck a watermelon?

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Getting started

>>739834825
What the fuck are you trying to accomplish?

>>739834792
Well the 15 posters here wanna see it get fucked anyways so 2 bad 4 u m8

>>739834886
kawaii knife

>>739834886
hurry tf up

>>739834886
Gay ass knife

>>739834886
Aww yeah!

>>739834886
either that's a huge fucken knife, or a tiny watermelon

>>739834825
ty for this ill give it a read

>>739834906
Correcting a retard who doesn't know what he's talking about.

>>739834886
the reflection on the shower plug looks like a pink cock

>>739834880
like a bag of sand

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bump!!! bump!!! bump!!!

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>>739834908
You're right. I'm not getting what I want and OP is doing something else.

Yet despite that, you're still here, ass pained about it. I'd say I've still won because of it.

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Almost!

>>739835260
im here becuase this blokes gonna fuck a melon, no one cares about u

>>739835398
I highly doubt you needed a hole this large, go on hurry up

>>739835398
yo cock isnt that girthy

>>739835398
hurry up maggot!

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>>739835398
Are you retarded, how does it take someone that long to cut just a little bit of watermelon

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>>739833452
this

>>739835585
Had to prepare

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>>739834444
Quads of truth, >>739833949
anon shall never mention sage again until the end of his days, kek wills it

>>739835398
too big
cut another time

>>739835633
this is true ill stick to calling people fags

>>739835734
Show dick

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>>739835736
just leave

>>739833452
nigger bait

>>739835734
A condom really? What for the watermelon won't irritate your dick, ffs just stick it in

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>>739835734
You better deliver good OP.

>>739835734
g'joob op

I belive I have finally a fellow watermelon fucker

>>739836125
*found

>>739835846
no i like people hating on me gives you like so fuck off with the sage

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM

>>739836340
Fuck the watermelon don't tease it

>>739836340
Shave you fucking African, also go deeper

The fucking eugenia cooney pic makes it xD op is a fag confirmed

>>739835734
are you seriously going to fuck your watermelon to that?

>>739836340
Did you remember to microwave that shit?

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>>739836340
yes

too cold, OP?

Good now eat the part you fucked.

I am taking vids as well

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>>739836340

Cum inside and take pics, OP

>>739836764
Yes, came out of the fridge

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>>739836505
nvm

>>739836340
fucking disgusting
what a digusting anorexic ugly cunt

Build a spacecraft and fly it to the moon.

>>739836980
OP still a fag. Just a fag that fucked a cold watermelon.

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>>739836340
nice

now cum inside it and the deed will be complete

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>>739837058
digusting anorexic ugly cunt - the movie

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>>739836340
Are you in?

op fell in love with the watermelon

Op is taking too long to cum

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I will try to cum inside now and post vids later

>>739836340
Now lick jizz from watermelon

>>739837646
op and watermelon are picking out china patterns

plot twist, the water melon's fucking OP

>>739837670
how does it feel? is watermelon cold or room temp?

>>739837691
reroll

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>>739836340

>>739837691
rereroll

>>739837691
rerereroll

>>739837691
rererereroll

>>739837691
rr

>>739837691
rerererereroll

>>739837691
rollerino

>>739838035
stfu

>>739837691
roll

>>739837670
>>739837691
>>739838035

I will get you to eat your own cum OP it's just a matter of time

>>739837691
Reroll

>>739837691
roll

>>739833452
But a ton of rubber bands and start putting them around the middle, eventually the pressure builds up and they slice the watermelon in half

faggotry

>>739838199
WWWWWWIIIIINNNRRRAAAAARRRR!!!!!
OP must lick cum from watermelon, kek wills it, it was just a matter of time....

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>>739838199
O FUCK

>>739838199
winrar

>>739838274
You're too late.

>>739838199
you have made me proud anon

>>739833452
wtf are you doing OP? Deliver kek wills it!!!
how long does it take to cum?

>>739837180
True, but he did deliver and that's all that matters in a thread like this.

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Well, apareently it is not easy to cum inside a watermelon

But I did!

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>>739833452

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You guys want the vids later?

>>739839034
You must lick it out now OP......

>>739838199

kek wills it

>>739839161
Lick the cum out of it

>>739839161
we need it now

>>739839161
Yes.
Better upload them to MEGA or something, so sound/quality doesn't get lost.

>>739839161
We want the vid of you licking the cum out

>>739839270
>>739839248
>>739839228
All these

>>739833452
You've already fucked the watermelon, may as well lick the cum out of it, you're a total degenerate anyway you have nothing to loose

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Not gonna lick anything out of her, she betrayed me with a fucking nigger. I was gone for like 2 minutes and bam.

>>739839555
Trips of truth OP must now deliver

>>739839704
Don't be a faggot OP trips have spoken
>>739839555
kek has decided your fate

Quads and you eat the melon

>>739839704
oh are you fucking kidding me

>>739839704
this does not satisfy kek

Fucking a watermelon is fucking goofy but eating my fucking cum is way to gay. And I already chopped her up

>>739840267
OP you must understand, not only have the dubs spoken, but also the trips of truth, kek wills you to eat your cum, you should not have challenged him in the first place if you are not willing to obey his will

>>739837754
did not feel good, it was to cold and to hard

my trips enforce consumption of the foodstuff known as watermelon

okay wait i still have a stained qarter

>>739840988
Should've microwaved it

>>739839704
shit in it cover it in lighter fluid, then put it at someones front door, when you do this throw rocks at their door.

where can i upload the vids without having my adress traed ore something?

>>739841663
traced

>>739842024
that's grot, but you gotta eat it

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was fucking salty
and it looked funny after a few seconds it became even whiter

>>739842135
Too many fucking keks!!!
You delivered OP, we are proud of you....

>>739842135
op you're so fucking wack

now how the fuck do i make webms or uploade them somewhere else?

>>739837300
she looks retarded

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golden thred

>>739842135
OP lies if you look at the corners of the slices of watermelon they are not the same, which means OP is a fag who did not deliver

>>739843114
its the other side friend

>>739843215
You have obeyed kek will OP, you shall be rewarded with 72 virgin pepes when you ascend to kekistan

proud of you op

>First day on 4chan.
Literally gold.

Put a stick of dynamite in the center and if you see a nigger, light it and hand it to him.

>>739833452
Fuck it and post it

>>739842373
what kind of file is you video currently?

>>739844383
>Also last day on 4chan.

>>739844894
mp4

>>739842373
→ https://mega.nz

>>739845099
there are websites that convert mp4 to webm for you. for example:
https://convertio.co/de/mp4-webm/

i havent tested it, just searched "webm to mp4" and clicked the first result that looks about right

>>739845749
>https://mega.nz
>>739845658
uploading it right now

>>739845749
mp4 to webm* i mean

Guys, i told my friend about this and he says that its gay to watch a guy nut in a watermelon and eat it for fun. Tell him why hes wrong

>>739846200
cause the melon is a grill

A mouth is a mouth ....

and a melon is a melon. ITs only gay if the melon has seeds. then its a male. if it is seedless, then its female....

OP, is it a seedless watermelon?

>>739846497
did you just assume its gender?

Good

>>739842549
Kurwa ^^

>>739846497
Sides are in orbit

>>739834444
>>sage is a spice

Fuck me america. I knew your education system was shit, but not this shit.

fuck this is taking long, mi internet is shit

>>739836340
>>the "size" of that thing

Fucking hell is that what americlaps call a dick? no wonder your women are fucking niggers.

im wondering if that was a flavored condom you used...
blueberry and watermelon would be a weird mix.

>>739847650
to be fair, the melon was cold and i came 3 times today

>>739833452
You try Your new ammo on it... just like in that film.

>>739847797
i had a mint one but i did not loke the mix so a took one without taste