pokebox thread

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>pokebox
haven't seen one in a while

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>>739830268
The trouble is we're on /b/, so unless a few people feel like it within the same five minutes it usually just withers.

But that's okay. It's a surmountable issue.

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Any requests?

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>>739830420
i got no porn but ill bump

seeing as theres no furfags on rn you guys might just be the company i need

sceptile?

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>>739830576
It got colored? Nice.

>>739830610
Male or female?

female please

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so anybody here still play the game?

i have white2 but never played it
should i do a nuzlocke?

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>>739830801
I play sporadically but basically skipped everything between Diamond and Moon insofar as I never beat them.

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>>739830933
>Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?

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>>739830978
i lost my pearl

feels bad
but hey i still got my fav pokemon

>palkia i will never give you up

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Gonna have to run to the store real quick because my roommates are assholes.

I'll leave a few things queued up so we don't die.

Later box.

Someone post anal
Don't care the gender as long as it's a Pokemon getting it's butt fucked

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>ywn live in a world full of magical creatures that you can befriend, have adventures with, and become a family with

the closest ive ever gotten was with my Dalmatian 'King' but he died of cancer

why live?

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>>739831515

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>>739832310
>his face

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>>739832611
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD MY GOOD SIR

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so any way im playing d&d and my dm asked me what i wanted to be
so i sent him this

>>739833252
Mariachi Chari-bard Y?

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bump

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And we're back.

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This is now a snivy thread

in an potential real life world with pokemon, where shit wars and stupid accidents because mums let their kids have fire pokemon doing stupid shit causing a heavy tax among people in restoration and filling lawsuits agaisnt people.

How often would people fuck their pokemons? same as bestiality occurences? also prosecuted?

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>>739834531
I have a greentext saved for just such an occasion.

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>>739834531
well i mean its canon that some pokemon can communicate with humans and if the whole world had pokemon well i guess it would be sorta different than it is now

for all we know it could be illegal for just a couple of species and such

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>>739834866
That full autism greentext information dump png feeds my autism in a good way.
I have been fulfilled, thanks random user.

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>>739835181
im not the guy that dumped the green text but ty i guess

>>739834531
I think since pokemon are mostly shown to be sentient themselves (talking Meowth and every other psychic pokemon, etc.), it'd be more common. There may be some law against it for some reason, because laws don't always make sense. There may be some inner species diseases, like how AIDS is thought to have originated from chimps. You also have to consider that all cultures in this world are totally based around pokemon. The governing bodies (pokemon league, gyms, etc) are usually just the strongest trainers. Whereas animals in our world are just seen as commodities.

Also don't forget how many pokemon are humanoid. I'd catch a Ralts and fuck it in every stage of evolution.

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>>739835292
>what if they didn't want to be fucked anon
thats why there are laws for such things

>inb4 im calling u a poke rapist
>just saying

>>739835458
What about government regulations? Apartment complex/HOA comunity stuff that limits pokemon types regulations by certain groups

mmm tax benefits for keeping some species of pokemon at your own home?

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>>739835678
>rules about raping a sentient being
m8 thats all im saying

also
im pretty sure that if pokemon have been with us for a long time and are treated as sentient beings shit like that would be minimal

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Any requests?

female legendarys

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>>739836258
Sounds good.

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post cute pictures of espurr or meowstic

>>739835458
I'm talking purely consensual, anon. If a loli can give it up in fiction, just give me the Ralts for a while till we level. Besides, Gardevoir's pokedex entries talk about how she basically falls in love with her trainer. I'd fuck her every direction and in every room of my house.

But I could easily see poke-trafficking being a thing. Easy to transport and hide from authorities. Combine sex slaves with dog fights (to the death, not to the "faint") and you have a pretty realistic idea about how pokemon would actually be treated in the underground scene. Also labor camps. Remember all the Voltorbs/Electrodes hooked up to power supplies, and Machokes/Machamps slaving away over steel girders. Excadrill would make great blood diamond miners.

>why team rocket actually needed so many pokemon

>>739831687
Wut

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>>739836748
well if its Consentual
its not illegal my dude

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>>739836373
Doomkitty is always cute.

>>739836781
Where we're going we don't NEED anatomy.

>>739836981
that wouldnt stop people from fighting agaisnt it to make it ambiguously illegal.

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>>739836981
all im saying is there should be laws about rape with pokemon

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>>739837091
your not wrong theres always people who wanna fucking fight things just look at the bull shit riots about trump ,but lets be honest here
if mankind was brought up knowing pokemon like in the games

we really wouldnt give a shit about it

>>739837120
>laws about rape
>implying that stops people irl
>implying that would stop even a comparable number of people in the pokemon world when you can catch them in the wild, take them back to your home, fuck them in privacy as long as you like, then just release them back into the wild
>implying crimes wouldn't be infinitely easier when you're already encouraged to beat the shit out of them and capture them against their will

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>>739837439
ultimately there is no winning

but we would be specialized in this type of shit if pokemon where real

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>>739837450
stop pls cat is pure

>>739830511
LUCARIO

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>>739837758
Purely for lewd, maybe.

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>>739838021
Male or female?

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>>739838054
eh whatever its just a not real creature

>>739834531
Given how often people fuck farm animals; Moomoo, Boufalant, Taurus, Mareep, mudsdale, rapidash, zebstrika, etc would all likely get the dick regularly. Then there's the humanoid ones, not gonna name them because you all know already but theres no way in hell depraved individuals wouldn't fuck them.

And then there's pokemon like Salazzle which has actual canon stating is uses its powerful pheromones to seduce human men. And of course Jynx (also humanoid) has canon that it seduces people with her dance.

Considering this I don't think it would be illegal, but I do thing it would be super taboo. So I think it'd happen a LOT.

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>>739838342
yeah this guy gets it

But the question remains
What pokemon will you guys want?

>>739838837
sylveon female (male)

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>>739838837
i personally would just get a Mightyena i need i doggo that i can chill with

>>739839003
espurr is a close second
tho

>>739838837
Damn... I'll have to sit and think about that for a while.

Infernape (f) and Salazzle both come to mind for me off the bat though.

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>>739837604
That's true. The pokemon world only "exists" in the state it does because they don't have to worry about all this. There's already monitoring systems in every pokéball. We know that because you can see their stats and status and HP and shit while they're in them, and because they're all connected to the PC system all the time, since they get sucked away when you catch a seventh pokemon all the time (to abide by league rules and maintain a team of six). It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to give these sentient beings a report system inside the ball, or to at least monitor their mental health with scans. You'd probably need a certification and training to be a trainer, and undergo check ups like CPS does with foster parents. And all kinds of other things.