Welcome to Club Kek. Dubs to enter Trips get VIP

Dubs fgt

WHITE GENOCIDE

>>739828791
porco dio

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I'm so tough I eat dubs for breakfast
without milk

>>739828679
whatev, I'm the DJ

>>739828873
dio maiale

What cocktails you got?

Sir as you can see here I have a perfectly legitimate ID

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Hey guys I put a bandaid over the backdoor lock
anyone with singles can just walk right the fuck in
you're welcome

snorting coke in the bathroom

>>739828679
Vip

>>739829000
Fucking trips motherfuckers

>>739828679
let me in, or I'll shiv u in the gut m8

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Step aside you fucking piece of shit

Fuck you and check'em

>>739828679
hel pal, how ya doin' let me enter !

This club blows

VIP comin' through! Outta the way, scrubs!

Let me it, crackerjack.

I'm in d club already shiet place is fulla niggers

M....my name is on the list sir

>>739829000
all you want I think, you are VIP now

VIP, get out the way

>>739828679
Check 'em

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Im on the list

Cya inside guys

Let me in im supposed to suck a niggers cock at the gloryhole

>>739828679
To the side filthy scum

>>739828679
where the hoes at fam.?

>>739829088
Get

no porblm

Praise Kek

>>739828679
Didn't want to cum inside neways

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What if someone gets quads?

>>739829088
>>739829022
>>739829000
>>739829522
enjoy your stay

>>739829808
quads owner
also roll

Yo wher da white wimmins at

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>>739829000
>>739829022
>>739829088
>>739829522
Sorry I'm late, bouncer wouldn't check 'em

get in

>>739830298
im leaving

here's my papers

lemme enter plox

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>>739830168
Sorry lad

Fuck the club

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Let me in you dumb nigger

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>>739828679
Move aside, i know Gary

eyyyy

>>739828679
Idk man this shit looks pretty fucking lame

I'm shutting this place down

>>739828679
thanks pal

>>739828679
I want in

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>>739828679
One moment I'm just finding my ID.

>>739828679
roll

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>>739828679

>>739828679
Spiderman homecoming sucks

>>739829522
Those gonna beat ur dubs

>>739829522
Or those?

well fuck me and call me a nigga

can i get some puss in there?

step aside fam

>>739828679
The simple fact that the guard touches me is more than i wished to be touched by a person.

NOTICE ME SENPAI

Can I attain a witness?

check my 3

Vip?

>>739828679
let me in.

Praise kek

stand back cucks, let the big boy in

I'm to poor to pay the entrance fee

>>739828679

>>739828679
keep the tip my good man

fucking normies

here's my dubs

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>>739828679
never vip

Jacks Abbey please

Kekaroonie In the house

Let me in cockstain

Hope there's a minimal amount of niggers in here

*flashes bouncer mantits*

If this doesn't get dubs, I will cut my cock off and shove it up my asshole.

>>739833444
Fucking kek

>>739828679
Roll

Let me in

>>739828679
ill slip you a $20 fam

ass

don't mind me, just passing through

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>>739828679
KEL smiles on me this day.

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How about you Mosey on out of here you big Jabroni

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Check 'em

>>739828679
i got cancer

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>>739828679

Please let me get 444 dubs

>>739828679
Entering from the window.

>>739835453
*44 ;-; oh well

RUB-A-DUB-DUB MOTHERFUCKERS

>>739828679
I dont want to be in your stupid club anyway

>>739829000
Nice

>>739828679
let me in

ok

How much for a fresh bitch

>>739833869
Works every time my dude

>>739828679
check em

>>739828679
I'm getting in, dick in hand.

>>739828679
I'm here to turn in a job application

>>739828679
Heres my ID sir

im in

Can i get in?

So how about you let me in already

>>739828679
Im just passing by to see if i can get in, in case of not letting me in by bouncer i go to restaurant for a chiken nugger

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Time to use my club tie

Let me in muscle nig

Excuse you big nig I'll have you know I'm getting in. Try to stop me and catch some of your foot to my face style.

ok

>>739828679
Trips

>>739828679
>implying I'd want to party with a bunch of cholos and nigs

>>739828679
roolklll

>>739839711
im in first try

>>739828679
Rawl

>>739836099
Lmao I get trips then dubs, guess that means I get a +1?

ITT fucking plebs too incompetent to get dubs at will.

keking and zozzling atm

h-hello?

I'm on the list.

>>739828679

Quads, I'm a bouncer now.

>>739828679
Check my sick dubs

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time to stop the party boys

>>739839711
WINRAR

>>739828679
I'm on the list sir. Now let me in.

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and quadz get all the bitches

let me in

>>739828679
plz lemme in

>>739828679
I don't want to get in to your shitty club

Step aside bitches.

>>739828679
Roll

Im underage but i still want in

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step aside you know the drill

>>739828679
roll

>>739828679
make way

Don't want in your faggot ass club anyway

B8

Club checkem

>>739828679
I want in numb nuts

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>>739828679
rollln

>>739840977
WINRAR

Im the only VIP here you cunt let me in

Make a way

>>739828679
Roll

Walk me over to the VIP section

VIP?

I own the place

>>739828679
I hope your memes are super dank

ch-

>>739828679
Out of the way

ii got disss

>>739828679
I da real VIP.

Hi

Let me in faget

let's

Let me in pls

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>>739828679
You're gay

i'll show my penis if i get in.

Quads

In

>>739828679
Let me in fagget

>>739828679
Relling

Lightning ass

Special needs

les go

God wills it

satan wants in

A/s/l

>>739828679
let me in

Fuck climate change

>>739828976
>>739828873
Porca madonna

Poodeville

Here they are

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VIP regardless nigha.

>checkem

heil homo hitler

Channeling tard energy. Let me have it

Rollolo

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>>739828679
Hang on, I hope I didn't leave my dubs at home...

Rollll

Step aside negre

Have trips? Asking for a friend

:(

Septs

>>739842943
REEEEEE

Come on let me in

Post tits or something

I am here

>>739828679
no niggers here

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>>739828679
one sec, i think i left my Dubs in my pocket

Autistic energy power up. Quads!!!

>>739843032
Now let me in

*screeches autisticly*

>>739828679
i iz rich lemme in

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You gonna let us in the club or not?

>>739835533
Crazy.

Do it

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If I don't get in i'll cut myself

здapoвa пидopacы

>>739843061
Rolling for fighting the bouncer
>fight the bouncer

>>739843126
Well whoop-dee-doo

>>739843135
Bouncer beets me up
>try to sneak in trough the back door

>>739843195
Locked.
>trying to get in trough the toilet window

Gentlemen.

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>>739843111
I did it

Time to get my dick in some wet pussy

>>739843263
Oh shit erectile dysfunction

>>739843249
Not big enough of a gap
>go back to bouncer and offer a blowjob

My club is better. Quads for entry

>>739843300
That's why I pack cialis ladies

>>739843344
Fuck your club

>>739843301
He almost takes the offer but beats me up again, few girls sucked him dry before
>call a friend?

Rolls

>>739828679
sup

>>739843404
404 no friends found
>give up?

Alright, but what happens if I get QUADS?

what does quads get me?

>>739843480
You are the owner

im boutta enter

Roll my niBBa

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when i step in2 da bildin errehbodies hands go UP
ANDDAY STAY DER

>>739843454
Bouncer changed
>offer bj again

Dubs or I shoot this gay club up

I demand access to your fine establishment.

>>739843579
This one ain't gay either
>try and talk to ladies in line?

>>739828679

enter

Lemee in

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>>739843607

>>739843676
They call me a creep faggot, they saw me offer bj twice already
>talk to weirdoes in the back of line?

>>739843790
They offer me bj because I'm first one to aproach them
>take the offer?

>>739843882
I don't take the offer.
>call mom to take me home?

>>739843948
Mom is asleep,
>call stepfather?

>>739844042
He told me to fuck off
>Die?

>>739844085
Ded

>>739828679

Hello good sir, may I enter your sophisticated complex for a brief party session?

>>739828679
Hold my beer

>>739828679
Check'em smelly homo

Im getting in...

>>739828679
I promise you I'm not underage. Then again, that's we she said, and I'm facing the judge tomorrow.

I'm a VIP member, didn't you know?

Luck be a lady tonight

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Let me in or else I'll cry in front of all the sexy ladies

>>739828679

I'll get VIP

I hope you have a room for sacrifices.

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Show me the VIP section please

>>739828679
suh dood

>>739845366
Sorry forgot my VIP trips. Here we go.

Is OK I know the owner.

Dubs are for faggots

troll

Czech em

>>739828679
I was told by a friend this is the place to be

I'll take these dubs and walk right in

>>739846108
>>739846147
>>739846177
>>739846224
Fail

>>739828679
Rell

fuck this club cuck

14 88

Rollerino

Can i uhhh get it BONELESS?

>>739846666
What does that get me?

>>739846804
handjob

>>739828679
okey then

>>739828679
So, am I allowed in?

The ol repeat numbers routine

>>739828679
I hope i get kek'd

Let me in yo

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>>739828679
Here's my pass.

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im here