Ellie thread? Ellie thread.

Wasn't there a guy version as well?

Things Ellie likes or Ellie has to go? There has to be more.

>>739825180
Yes

>>739825113
Is Ellie into any kinky stuff?

>>739826621
Diapers

>>739826621
The author also wrote a book about "transitioning"

you can see the book here
http://ikefoundationforautism.org/e-library/What%27s%20Happening%20to%20Ellie%20-%20A%20Book%20About%20Puberty%20for%20Girls%20and%20Young%20Women%20with%20Autism%20and%20Related%20Conditions%20(2015).pdf

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Is this a book to teach retards not to masturbate in public?

>>739828863
Father's face at last page is priceless

>>739828980
thats fucking gold

>>739828980
"YO SHIT GUYS LOOK AT THIS"

My inner Satan tells me that I should make a book that teaches these autistic kids to take off their clothes and masturbate whenever the urge hits them. If I can ruin just one family dinner or church service it would all be worth it.

>>739829451
The problem would be getting it published and bought

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Does anybody have anything on this shit

>>739829571
I think we've gone to far, either that or that's r34

>>739829571
?????????????

is this real life? is this just fantasy?

>>739829557
Maybe get it funded through Kickstarter and then send out a bunch of copies. I am sure at least some of the parents wouldn't bother reading it before they gave it to their kid.

>>739829819
it's rule 34

>>739830060
Well if you wanna do it , I'd be happy to support

this shit is epic!!!

artists name:
KATE E. REYNOLDS

must have all her sick fucking shit!!!

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>>739829223

>>739830499
correction:
What's Happening to Ellie?: A Book ...
Book by Kate E. Reynolds
Preview book
2.4/5Google Play
4/5Goodreads
Did you like this book?
Ellie notices that her body is changing. Hair is growing in new places and there are other changes happening too. Ellie's mum helps her understand that she has started growing into a woman. ... Google Books
Originally published: 2015
Author: Kate E. Reynolds
Illustrator: Jonathon Powell

>>739830548
I wonder if he is making that face because he has cameras set up in Ellie's room.

>>739830068
No its real... and its default #34

kek

>>739830680
Jonathon "Illustrating books with an old unlicensed copy of Macromedia Flash is the wave of the future" Powell

>>739830548
I've seen god and he's left us

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When the Ellie pictures first surfaced, some artistic anon asked for suggestions on what to draw that was Ellie-related. I suggest he draw her stuffing herself with either a router, a family pet, or a bottle of bleach. This amazing Anon... did all 3. Pic related.

>>739830973
google this:

list of kate e. reynolds books

>>739830973
Jonathon: Jon until you can't Jon no mo' at the annual Jonathon. All proceeds to benefit the autistic masturbators of America

my brain is full of fuck!!!

even without 34ing this shit its downright legalized lolicon

>>739831250
How do we know she's not 18

>>739831309
girls go thru puberty around 10-12 yo thats why...

:/

>>739831309
Because it would be less sexy that way

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>>739825113
I am seriously disappointed in all of you youngsters making fun of my daughter for her mental condition, you should all be ashamed of yourself.
I can't imagine what your parents must think of you.

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>>739831054
>a fucking router
Lmfao wat

>>739831405
Still, this could be a 18 year old acting like a 12 year old. She is a tard after all

>>739831499
I'd fuck the dad

>>739831054
kek

>>739831499
Whatever pops. We know you have a secret peephole to Ellie's room.

>>739831098
I'm not sure what that had to do with my post about the illustrator, but thanks for alerting me to the existence of Ms. Reynolds's book "What to Do about Smearing," an illustrated guide for caretakers to address fecal smearing.

>>739831499
im on vine making your daughter penetrate herself with your router...

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>>739830548
>>739831499

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>>739831699
Please be real

>>739831883
It's real

>>739831699
I might need this book.

Is there one about ejaculating on strange women in public places, or is that covered under public masturbation.

>>739831883
shit is real anon...

google that shit /b/ro

>>739831699
Sad strange little man

Include me in the screencap

>>739831999
yes, and trips

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>>739829571
>the screen
>>739831054
heh, I remember that thread.

>>739831883
Oh it's all too real. Moreover, Ms. Reynolds has written an awful lot of books on autism for someone with no letters behind her name.

>>739832176
Ellie likes a lot of stuff

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>>739831499

>>739832205
its probably a pseudonym... after all the shit is downright lolicon after all

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>>739831883

>>739832336
OMG!!!

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>>739831970
>>739831997
>>739832205
Mother of god

>>739832476
How is there a book about this? Do you need multiple pages to say "abandon them in the woods"?

>>739832476
>1:16PM
>.co.uk
So you're from England but you're posting from US Central time zone?

>>739832336 Fucking Kek

>>739832629
yes, this is now an epic bread...

get used to it

>>739832720
If you hade your own piece of personal fuck meat would you be so quick to give them up?

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>>739832476
ANON
WHAT ARE THE ITEMS FREQUENTLY PURCHASED WITH THAT BOOK?!?!?

>>739832859
Peanut butter

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Found ellie.

>>739832859

tools to scrape shit from objects i assume, anon

>>739832727
I am not from England the link I found of the book was on the U.K. Amazon. Evidently she is a author that lives in the U.K. In her bio on her publisher's site it said she worked for their health department for 18 years.

>>739832720
Books about where bears live in national parks, rope and gags and steak sauce.

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>>739832859
Fidget spinners

Can anyone find the other books this author did, these are really interesting.

>>739832932
how old is ellie?

>>739832932
would bang

>>739833070
lurkmoar

>>739833069
shadman is true autist

No matter how hard we try, this will never be as funny as the first thread. Did anyone bother to cap it?

>>739833135
I know which ones they are but if someone could post the pages it would be hilarious.

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>>739832917
Strange

>>739832961
Mors than likely

Maybe shit like rubber sheets and cleaning supplies

>>739833069
Ifuckingknewit.jpg

We should all get someone to buy the books and do a super sexualized reading of it

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>>739833185
Nope, sorry. I caught up on the second thread, which was probably still as funny.

>>739833328
fucking animate it and it would be as god tier as rick and morty

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Still waiting for someone to post Ellie.


Maybe someone post the poo smearing comics? Poo in the fucking loo Ellie. Not the walls

>>739833614
no one will delivar anon

however the potential is top level kek

any pdfs around of the other Ellie books?

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>>739833505
I think I would HHNNNNNGGGGGG trying to animate Ellie fucking a router.........that shit is just too funny

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>>739833780
Dont forget Tom

>>739829571
>when /b/ stumbles upon a book to teach retards how to behave
>rule 34 and 35 are applied

>>739831524
Dad walked by complaining about "that fucking router" and Ellie had a brilliant idea...

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>>739833872
If I see THAT FUCKING AUTIST one more time...

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>>739833891
Ofc why wouldnt we immediately go to r34/35

>>739833872
Post it anon

>>739833724
That actually makes me really sad because this shit has so much potential...

>>739834122
lol'd

>>739831699
>Ms. Reynolds's book "What to Do about Smearing," an illustrated guide for caretakers to address fecal smearing.
>is this shit real
>it fucking is

what a time to be alive

>>739832859
lotion

>>739834255
I'm looking for them as hard as I can, I wish to share Tom and Ellie with /b/

Does anyone have PDF links for any of the other books?

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>>739832720
>Do you need multiple pages to say "abandon them in the woods"?
AAWW FUCK ANON you are based

>google "fecal smearing"
http://www.friendshipcircle.org/blog/2015/04/27/6-facts-about-fecal-smearing-that-you-need-to-know/
>"Code brown"
>"Diaper digging"
>"Paint the town brown"

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>>739834347
Mind fucking blown m8y

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Elle, discuss

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>>739834646
>code brown

My sides are in fucking orbit I just spat out my joint...

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this thread is the funniest shit I've seen in /b/ for weeks!

>>739828980
"Fuck grrrrls dud Yee Noah Yee cunt mall Yee yella Wawa please"

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>>739825113
Discuss

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>>739829571
This cannot be real please for good fucks no shit balls not real not real PLEESE GOD NO NOT REAL PLEESE

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>>739831054
>new meaning to the term 'getting some pussy'

>>739825216
What is it?

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>>739835114
Not bad

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>>739835087
Makes sense to me.

>>739834122
>bens room

>>739835114
Quality!

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>>739834122

Anyone got the entire books? Pdfs?

>>739831054
>Fucking router
Kek what the fucking shit

>>739835451
I tried finding them but no luck so far sadly.

>>739834646
> Author Donna Williams, who has autism, points out that rectal digging and fecal smearing serve many real purposes that are often overlooked by caregivers and medical providers:

>1. Provides a sense of control over one’s body and environment when other areas of life are out of control
> 2. Provides a sense of ownership over one’s actions
> 3. Expresses feelings of anger, frustration, helplessness and powerlessness
> 4. Prevents unwanted social interaction
> 5. May be associated with other comforting emotional experiences
>6 .May be part of a personal ritual that provides comfort
> 7. May be part of an obsession that is spiraling out of control

fucking abandom them in the woods like >>739832720 said

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>>739835451
Diso smearing comics if anyone has

>>739835399
nice

>>739835451
We need a madman to purchase the books and scan them.

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>>739835547
Dude wat?

Wat so hard....

I'm dying pls dont stahp

>>739825113
Oh lawd.

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>>739834974
I was part of the golden age, Comedians would troll /b/ and pop off

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>>739835738
Maybe we should ask pol. I dont have a scanner

Can someone sauce this shite.

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>>739832476
>Positive way
>Fecal smearing
>Positive
>Way
>fecal
>smearing
>!
>POSITIVE
>WAY
>FECAL SMEARING POSITIVE WAY
>P
>O
>S
>I
>T
>I
>V
>E
>!
>W
>A
>Y
>!
>FECAL SMEARING POSITIVE WAY

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>>739836028
Literally the first post is sauce man. Things Ellie likes there's sauce all over the thread we just don't have the comics rn

>>739829819
Trapped in a landslide
No escape from reality.

>>739836226
We need those contents soldiers.

>>739835547
> 4. Prevents unwanted social interaction
That might come in handy some day

>>739835547
So is that why i can't stop prodding my butthole even though it hurts and i don't like it?

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I'll drop the book if theres interest

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>>739836426

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>>739836448

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>>739836223
>2016+1
>not smearing poo in a positive way

Fucking plebs

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>>739836517

>>739836426
thanks for the effort anon

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>>739836544

>>739836544
I just want to make pizza with Ellie. Is that too much to ask for?

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>>739836620

>>739836426
YES ANON YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

>>739835087
Donald Trump is a cheese doodle?

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>>739836426
YES PLEASE ANON DO IT

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>>739836648

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>>739836426
>>739836448
>>739836479
>>739836517
doing god's work anon

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>>739836709

>>739835547
Dear Lord, is this what our permissive society has come to? Smearing poop has to be tolerated now? If those fuck this shit, Western civilization is dead, let the Muslims have a go at it.

Islam is the Light.

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>>739836770

>>739836612
You don't wanna know where she gets the cheese from.

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>>739836805

>>739835547
Tl;dr
Retards will be retards

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>>739836868

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>>739836891

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>>739836426
a weapon to surpass metal gear!

I LOVE YOU ANON

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>>739836945

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>>739836770

>>739836969
It got deleted repost the page

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>>739836945

Forgot pic on other reply

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>>739837032

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>>739837081

>>739836448
>Pink and cheery
>>739836517
Blue and calming
>>739836583
Grey and things start getting dark and disturbing

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>>739837133

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>>739837081
That image is fucking gold

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>>739837032
it HAD to be a black dude

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>>739837133
GOTTA GO FAST

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>>739837241

>>739837122
Pink can also be calming. Google 'Drunk Tank Pink'

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Ellie is new queen of /B/

>>739832336
"A book about playing God with genetic engineering for girls and young women with autism and related conditions"

>>739836737
WELL NO SHIT IN PUBLIC PEOPLE CAN SEE AND HEAR YOU WOW SOME SERIOUS AUSTISTIC ROCKET SCIENCE RIGHT THERE

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>>739837345
wait; are you supposed to wash your hands?

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>>739837241
Lmfao

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>>739837420
Here is the alternative ending page which is much better.

Hope you faggot enjoyed

>>739837133
She ain't watin'

>>739836891
Bra is not necessary everyone knows if they're flawless you can go braless

>>739837429
only if youre a girl

>>739837310
There was never a better candidate

>>739837470
thanks for dump

Now drop the book about Tom, also where did you get them Anon?

i fucking knew eugenesia was a terrible idea!>>739837470

If dubs anon must do a reading of the book

>>739837420
My life is complete.

>>739836945
Buttocks?
Really?
We played grab ass all the time

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>>739837571
I don't have the book about Tom, I got these from some other anon that dumped them a few weeks ago

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>>739837573

>>739837057
Honk honk

>>739831877
Dem Consequences doe.

>>739837478
She was flawless and braless, at least that's how she felt. Now her tits hang down past her belt.

>>739836544
That's not cheese. She doesn't wash her hands after.

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>>739837776
>7776
So close

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>>739837310
Support 100%

>Routered

>>739837105
Or find a bush to watch people from

>>739836648
after reading this book, I found out that i probably have autism. I masturbated everywhere when I was a kid. My mom never stopped me. I want to kill myself right now.

>>739837776
i applaud you giving the black girl nipples

I need to commission somebody for Ellie lewds. XD

>>739837841
Thank

>>739837571
Here's a PDF for the book.

http://ikefoundationforautism.org/e-library/What%27s%20Happening%20to%20Ellie%20-%20A%20Book%20About%20Puberty%20for%20Girls%20and%20Young%20Women%20with%20Autism%20and%20Related%20Conditions%20(2015).pdf

>>739835547
> 4. Prevents unwanted social interaction

I bet

>>739837867
> I masturbated everywhere
> Mom never stopped me

Go on

>>739837241
Fuck that grab a sock and save it for later

>>739831699
it has a whole chapter called: eating feces...

>>739837573
fuckin gold

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>>739837776
>not giving tumblr a penis

>>739838169
Christ, you know which one I want. It's the only option that combines a decent fuck with the allure of forbidden fruit.

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>>739838087
So why arent we sperging out over the poo book? Cause it sounds fuvking marvelous from what ive seen so far

>>739833069
>shadman

>>739837081
>U.S. Military ca 2017

>>739838169
roolll

>>739838286
Because somebody would have to buy the book and dump it. It also doesn't have picture to make memes of

>>739838169
>9-0
My God autists reset at age after 9 that's why they never stop being autists

>>739838286
Cause it doesn't have illustrations.

>>739838169
Roll

>>739837133
JESUS CHRIST

>gotta go-go to touch the no-no

>>739838301
I wish every single
>shadman
poster would just fucking die, you people are sad

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>>739838452
Ahh no pics so not worth. Makes sense, i wonder what it says about flinging poo positively

>>739834646
This shit is real.
>My wife, a custodian @ high school.
>FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS...
>Some kid would shit and smear it all over the toilet stalls
>would shit in the fucking hallways
>Would shit in a trashcan, in a classroom.
>FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS!!!!
>never did see or catch whoever was doing it.
>the identity of the shit bandit remains a mystery

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>>739837573
Can someone please explain what the hell was going on in the original comic that this is making fun of? I never understood it.

>>739836662
Fuck off imgur

>>739838884
The Mad Pooper was Zeke