Most disappointing celebrity bodies thread.

I don't have a picture, but it's Ridley's ass at the end of Alien. The entire movie I'm thinking "damn I wanna see this bitch naked" but when she escapes the alien and takes her clothes off that ass is flat as a fucking pancake.

Great movie tho

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>>739820938
white women.jpg

I don't get it. Why are they physically disappointing?

>>739820348
Who dis?

>>739820348
I like her nipples, but god she looks so old

>>739821372
Natasha Leggero

>>739820278
Still good

>>739820278
>>739820862
all the jews are overrated as fuck you dumbfuck

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>>739821283
>Sigourney Weaver
>always mannish
>gets more womanly at 50
>still kinda dudical

still better than perfect bodied bitches like her co-star, miss never nude, pic related.

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Worst tits/nude scene in Game of thrones history.

>>739821333
carlett Johansson was said by the media to have massive tits and her appearances in public backed this up. Then her nudes leaked and she went full frontal in Under the Skin and it was one of the most depressing nude scenes ever. These were not the tits that In Touch magazine rated as the best in Hollywood over big titted women like Salma Hayek and Jessica Simpson. Don't fall for the media machine that lies to you in order to get you to put women on a pedestal in order to sell tickets. Don't fall for the culture that lets women outright lie about their appearance.

>>739821788
Are you saying Sigourney Weaver looks better than Jennifer Love-Hewitt or that she is better for at least showing ass crack?

>>739821799
They look like hound dogs ears.

>>739822354

Her face isn't exactly on par either, paved the way for that over hyped cunt Katy Perry who takes disappointment to new fucking heights

>>739822773
lol

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ITT: Virgins

>>739822720
what's wrong with this one?

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>>739822923
Her tits though

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>>739820278

>>739822720
she doesn`t used to be that skinny, still hot tho

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ITT: permavirginkisslessfaggots who have never seen a real woman naked and think they should all look like airbrushed playboy bimbettes

>>739823026
>only virgins talk about things they don't like

This is peak white Knight behavior

>>739823227
She looks like a holocaust survivor

>>739820348
wow, i'm actually disappointed. i mean she is old af. what did i expect

>>739821788
how is that disappointing?

>>739820348
People thought she looked like she had a good body to begin with?

>>739823481
People have different tastes and this is a thread to discuss things people don't like. I don't know why you are attacking the strawman of thinking every man wants an airbrushed playboy model. That's why the fappening is so popular.

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Noomi Rapace.

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>>739823291
still....

>>739823952
I would love to spend months massaging those things back to health!

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>>739823824

pic related: your momma and three hot asian chicks

>>739824136
>seething this hard

>>739823977
Trust me , for a woman her age looking this good without prep , when you get older and have a wife/girlfriend as old as Katy Perry was when this was taken , you'll be thankful they look this good without 30-40 minutes of face prep.

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>>739824216
>>>739824136 (You)
>>seething this hard

I know you are but what am I?

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>>739822271
I'm saying fuck JLH for not doing nude scenes- she's perfect.

>>739823680
It's disappointing she's never shown any nudity. I mean I can imagine but still. I never expected Sigourney weaver to look good naked- in Ghostbusters I was like why not go after Janine, who's way better than that square jawed giantess.
IDK, I remember JLH in a movie w/ her and weaver showed more skin. Some stupid jackie chan bullshit.

>>739820278
Disagree anon. Scarlett looks hot nude.

>>739823813
Yes, she's hot and she looks good in that pic.

>>739822230

I don't care what the social media says.

She's still really beautiful. Thus, I don't get the disappointment in any point.

>>739825407
this. she looks awesome.

>>739821799
I could stand bad tits on a great fit body than a good pair of tits on a fatty

>>739825726
Fuck her for wasting her tits

>>739820278
Are you fucking nuts? I would hit that till my dick fell off, and I'd tape the fucker back on and keep going till I ran out of tape.

That reminds me. I need more tape.

>>739821799
Yeah that was a huge fucking let down. Well, clarification, nothing was huge about it. But lots of "down". As in hanging embarrassingly for her age.

>>739825617
Yup. This.

>>739825930
Disappointing doesn't necessarily mean ugly

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>>739825930
>fucking nuts

>>739826452
how in the hell would something like this ever occur in the first place???

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>>739820278

>>739826678

1) flaccid
b) grease up weiner and insert it into nuts to use as based cockring
3) weiner gets hard, cockring works, weiner won't get unhard
d) go to doctor
5) wind up on internet forever

>>739822720
tfw when you're a guy and you've got arms her size

>>739826754
What are those projections on the side of his arm?

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>>739823593
are you so used to seeing fatties that when you see a normal slim woman she looks like she's straight out of auschwitz?

>>739827584
probly some muscle amped up from martial arts. probly isolated for a technique or something. he's crazy at jiu jitsu.
>Ed O'Neill is Alpha as fuck

>>739823484
Calling a virgin like you a virgin is not a white knight you fucking child. Get off /b/ underage faggot.

>>739827651
you come across like you mizewell be gay. you're socially straight. you desire women for social reasons. you use sex for purposes of validating yourself along infantile boyd pleasures and confused feminine desires to feel 'sensual' fag.

>>739827766
>dub dubs
It looks horrible.

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>>739827968
>being so ugly you have to go for chubs

>>739827584
Dude, those are triceps. It's just the angle of the shot.

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>>739827868

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Teri Hatcher

>>739828172
he's a man and he's 70. who cares what he looks like? he's 70 and he can almost certainly defend himself and others against 99% of people.

>>739828436
/thread

Why did she ever go nude? I would be ashamed to have those tits

>>739825726
Quoted for truth.

She fucking waited way too long to finally do a nude scene.

>>739828436
"They're natural and they're spectacular"
So much for that

>>739828436
That's a serious let down

>>739821799

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>>739828175
not ugly
>considered very handsome
pic related all fucking day

>>739828436
She would look amazing in a bikini that held her tits up properly. But it would be a lie.

>>739823026
>real men worship any bitch, that graces him with a look, regardless of her disgusting looks, terrible personality and horrible choices

>>739826678
This is what happens when you're fucking nuts

>>739826754
>>739827584


Picture snapped at just the moment bicycle hit a bump - causing ripples in arms.

>>739823952
Bumpbumpbump need to save.

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>>739823952
Adding.

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>>739827968

>>739821739
look at the edge on this one

>>739830054
there was zero redditry in my post nigger

>you're fat too y'now, probably a basement dwelling beta virgin, calling women fatty fat fat fat when you've got tits like an old guatemalan banana peeler.
>redditry

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>>739830054

wtf is reddit?

>>739830996
the spawning grounds of this anon -- >>739830054

>>739831282
Basically this one. In the walking dead she looked like she had a nice small tight ass but this pissed me off

>>739831282
Who dis? google shows dudes.

>>739832574
>emily kinney nude gif

>>739824388
This also everyone has an unflattering pic. Absolutely nothing is in her favour on that photo. And it's the only one people throw around to call her ugly..

>>739822230
She had breast reduction

>>739820348
Who even? Is this?

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Tara Reid's boob job mutilation

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>>739833179

>>739825726
who is that?

>>739833179
was surely a dark day indeed

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>>739832775
>Hips
>Thighs
>Legs
>Lips
>Eyes
>Hair
>Ass- could be bigger, but-
>HIPS

>ITT: A generation destroyed by internet porn

>>739823952
I don`t now why but I like her

>>739823311
Came for this. She's fucking gorgeous, great legs, looks great in black leggings and a skirt. But holy fuck those saggy fuckers were depressing.

This is why I hate actresses who wait until they're trying to convince themselves they're still sexy over 30/40. I would have loved to have seen Belinda Carlisle's tits when she was 25. But no, she had to prove to everyone old broads are hot.

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>>739833313

I agree. She is a 10/10 except for her saggy misshaped tits she hides like the holy grail.

>>739827968
randome lurk fag here. let's just straighten some shit up. literally no man is chasing woman if he doesn't desire them sexually in 2017. way too much of a fucking hassle. wake up.

>>739828436
Yup I remember thinking "well there goes the crush"

someone bump with that pic of charlotte flair and that shitty boobjob vince made her get

>>739833247
>>739833179
I love how everyone spits this beauty on the inside regardless of if i'm 500 lb bullshit on facebook and reddit, yet this bitch's career instantaneously imploded when the world saw she had fucked up tits.

nice.

>>739831282
If anything this increase my boner

>>739831282
She was so hot as the blonde chick on The Flash. She looked so blonde bombshell-y

Then you see those mosquito bites. She'd be hot if she was 12, but otherwise..

>>739826170
I've got to agree.
I like hanging tits, but hers are just sad hangers.

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>>739833247
She has gross tits and her stomach looks like Kuato.

>>739820278

I thought she looked great here. Many faps were had.

>>739833483
I've never liked her face. She always looked kinda man-ish and honestly seemed sorta retarded.

>>739820348
>Italian American
>converted to Judaism
she deserved to have her nudes leaked

>>739833999
nice dubs

and good point. 10/10 face then she opens her blouse and plays hacky-sack with her droopy assed tits.

>>739821799
Yeah this. I've seen fat guys with nicer tits than those saggy baggies.

>>739834031

I also agree. At some angle she seems man-ish, others beautiful. Very strange.

>>739822923

When was Katy Perry nude?

>>739833987
bitch got some cockeyed titties.

also, as much personality as a mashed potato sandwich.

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>>739833483
she also got a reputation as a tomboy cuz >america's sweetheart.
like most actresses, if you focus too much, she's, erm, trappish... robust...
even Salma Hayek got a manly jaw tho.

nice hips tho.

>>739833736
her career imploded, cuz she sucks as an actress. And then she wanted to make herself feel better with new tits

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>>739825604
please don't post that anymore.

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>>739834677
who in the fuck is that?!

>>739833578
lurk more and tell me how many women are here on /b/ period, let alone worthy of being chased and thas not taking into consideration the % of guys on here capable of chasing a woman.

>>739834183
>999
>calls it dubs
summer needs to end fast so you can get your ass back to school, kid

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>>739834845

ok

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>>739834887
FUK YOU I'M RETARDED NOT SUMMER

STAWP MEKKIN FUNNA ME

>>739831282
I'm fine with this, it works for her tiny frame and the fact that she's cute, not hot.

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>>739834907

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>>739834998
>RETARDED

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>>739834247
this.
she looks manly sometimes. it happens a lot with actresses. hips tho.

>>739834846
IDK, I just like. girl in pic related is more femme than most actresses.

>>739833736
What the hell does this say?

>>739835230
Nice trips

>>739833113
Nah, she just popped out a kid. It'll do it every time.

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>>739833736

>>739834907
This one left a scar on my soul

>>739833179
I think this is grounds for class action lawsuit. I'd sign up.

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>>739834907
How does your computer not burn itself up knowing you keep this abhorrent shit in it?

>>739824388

Her age? That was taken when she was 26.

>>739835826
It's not for nothing they call it a "hard" drive

>>739833987
Now, this here I agree and disagree with. I agree, this scene was dissappointing. But, I think it's just the camera angle, her movements and overall bad cinematography. Still a killer bod.

>>739828583
>Why did she ever go nude?
this was just after Lois & Clark and they paid her a shitton of money

>>739833736
I picture a trucker saying this

>>739833287
Alison Brie in some netflix show i think

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You know what I'm talking about

>>739836174
She also got naked some years earlier in The Cool Surface... I thought here tiddies looked better in that movie.

>>739836598
younger. They start to sag after 30, plus by her frame I'd say she was working out a lot, that never does the tits any good. Look at Chloe

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>>739836476
She was on the gayest show ever
>Community
Dan Harmon has a CFNM fetish. As soon as he leaves her and the blonde pose in lingerie and get more nekky on the show.

>>739821799
this one takes the cake. i went from being envious of tomin to feeling sorry for him. his first time and only time is with some saggy hag titties.

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>>739835826
>your computer not burn itself up

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>>739837171
>>>739835826
>>your computer not burn itself up

>>739822354
That's just...depressing.

Rihanna and Sarah Silverman

>>739824088
that's not how tits works anon

>>739834677
Jesus lord almighty

>>739834699
no, it imploded after her nip slip. this is just common knowledge.

>>739837737
Yeah, but not because she had a pitiful augmentation, it's because the slip itself was a really, REALLY pathetic attempt at an attention grab.

>>739831282
So sad

>>739834907
nobody expected that to turn out ok

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>>739837364
>Sarah Silverman

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>>739837364
>Rihanna

>>739828436
This...

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>>739838450
>>>739837364
>>Rihanna

>>739838507
you bugging

>>739821283
die, stupid negro.

>>739823291
Is this legit? Anyone got more of Katy?

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>>739834907

>>739820278
She wasnt even meant to look hot in this scene.. The lighting is shit shes got a full bush and an ugly hairdoo but she still looks pretty damn good.. In short your opinion is wrong

>>739838377
She put on like 20lbs for the role. I'd still fill her with all the batter I got. Plus, she's a guaranteed freak in the bedroom. Even if all she did was nag me with her wretched voice the whole time.

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>>739838377
It was better after she lost the weight

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>>739837040
Moar?

>>739837392
Em...mm..ofc i know how tits work I'm... n..n...nnot a virgin i mean everyone knows tits feel like bags of sand

>>739837040
the girl on the right used to have a tail I take it lol

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>>739839434

>>739825604
I AINT clicking that

>>739839664
kek, never noticed. probly the pose.
>irregardless
would still spread those cheeks and go to town

>>739822720
10/10HNNNNNNNG

>>739839800
>>739839680
They're pretty awesome, keep at it

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>>739820278
Like she couldn't have lost 10 fucking pounds for a role that required full nudity.

>>739839664
I thought the same damn thing! LOL

>>739839109
Those hang like a rock in a sock. She's holding them up.

>>739831282
You kidding me? Fucking gorgeous! So what if they are tiny...she would be fun as hell to throw around a bedroom

>>739840119
is this what u autistic retards consider fat nowadays?

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>>739840035
will do

>>739840119
never complain about a naked woman. don't like it, just look away unto your own majestic gayness

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>>739840397
I didn't say "fat." Her body was definitely disappointing to say the least. If your 24/7/365 job is essentially to look good, you'd think she'd have dieted for a few months at the very least. I know if I was going to be fully nude on 40' screens all over the world, I would take pains to look good.

Charlize Theron was another disappointment in that shit show, Aeon Flux, apparently not lifting a finger to tone up for a $10 million dollar role. Look at those stick arms and legs and flat ass.

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>>739841142
Pfffft. Thanks for the sage advice, junior. You ever fuck a fat chick? Or an old chick? I didn't think so.

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>>739821799

The gods were being cruel there.

>>739827651
She had an eating disorder. She was anorexic

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>>739827012

>>739820278

Fuck you, I'd give my left nut to have to opportunity to brick in her box

>>739841629
At least she recovered. She looks perfect.

>>739841450
I'm 36.
I'm not a junior.
And yes I've fucked a fat chick. In 2008 I fucked so many chubby latinas I'm amazed I didn't catch something.
I've never fucked and old lady but how would they feel like a fat chick and wtf does this gotta do with T H I C C scarlett up there

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>>739841651

>>739823026
He's right. All you fuckers have got a right to bitch when you post your hotter gfs.

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Kristen Wiig

>>739841867
>wtf does this gotta do with T H I C C scarlett up there

You should re-read the OP's statement.

>>739841927
Meh. What was anyone expecting?

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>>739833247

Do you know what she looks like now? She had a bitch to much of that crack.

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>>739841927
>Kristen Wiig
>Disappointing
Faggot

>>739842158
....woah....

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>>739842392

Hu dat?

>>739838507
White women...wait, wtf?

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>>739842704

>>739841927
I dunno. I never really thought of her as hot. If anything, her body was actually better than I expected.

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>>739833469
do you even google?

>>739837171
What film is this bro?

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>>739842921

>>739842848
>halloween
no I think it's everyday

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>>739842973

>>739842960
the core

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I was a little disappointed.