/b whats the longest time you have been single? 3 years here

>>739815054
only about 5 months. its miserable. dont ever get involved with women

>>739815054
that's quite a private question you ask me to write on the world wide web

Closing in on 8 years since my last relationship.
Never again. Single is happy.

21 years ( I am 21)

28years and counting.

>Not a virgin but never dated anyone.
>I'm just waiting for my mom to pass away before I end it.

>>739815054
Was single for 17 years from when I was first born till first gf. Ive been single for 4 years currently and its the best thing Ive done. I have my own house, im my own boss and I do what I want with my own shit. Feels amazing. Still have no feelings towards getting a relationship going. Fuck em and dont call em.

>>739815054
22 years, broke up with my first relationship like yesterday - we were together for 2 years. Whats the point ? ))

I am the only one that broke up with his ex gfs without hating them and getting bitter over relationships?

>>739815423
This is going to be me tbh.

Also me : >>739815502

>>739815508
Well its just been a day but its the same.

>>739815508
Yes. My last relationship ended in a 3 month long shitfest. Ain't never dating again.

11 years.
No sex, no relationships
Women are batshit crazy

Planning on finding an escort or go to The Ranch in Vegas.

>>739815508

One's you only talk to on the internet aren't real girlfriends

>>739815054
12 years. The single part doesn't bother me it's the judgement you face when time after time you are asked if you have a gf yet, it feels like when people speak to retards.

>>739815054
15 years

19 years.

I'm 22

>>739815054
32 years .. fuck bitches

>>739815508
yes I always accept and try to end on good terms, but I would never give a second chance, once it's over it's over for good.

>>739815054
My whole life, 33 years and counting.

>>739815712
>fuck bitches
Well obviously you don't he he he

>>739815780
kek

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Ive been in little month long flings casually since high school. Have probably had upwards of 15-20 partners since i started, but i wod say ive never been a "relationship". So i guess ive been single my whole life.

>>739815720
Yes I think the same way. No second chances, since there was a girl I broke up and got back together 3 times in 4 months. Fucking hell.

>>739815423
Being in relationship is side quest .. find something else what make you happy

Was in a relationship for just over 6 years up until last week, she slept with someone else.

I'm sitting alone and cold in my now nearly empty house deciding what I really need to do now.

>>739815780
i have two , but just one weekend and the other one was prostitute , i dont care about them anymore

>>739815508
no im friends with most of my exs. most people are just petty as shit and have fragile egos. they cant mentally deal with someone not wanting them so they demonize them to make it the others problem. fuckings weak cowards

So non-virgins here whats your opinion. After a break up, does fucking females without getting attached help getting over your ex?

>>739815926
Forget that bitch and learn you can enjoy being on your own for a while

>>739815926
You need to get your fucking life back man.

The first 14 years of my life, and then never longer than two weeks since. I'm 21 now

>>739816135
>Does fucking females help with [placeholder]
Yep

>>739816135
Yep, thank fuck I live in Australia, brothels every week. Live a short walk from the Daily Planet kek. I'm a regular by now.

>>739816455
Isnt fucking prostitutes like beating a tied dog? Wheres the sport in it?

>>739816719
I don't know man. Maybe the dog has a bondage fetish

>>739816719
Holy shit I am going to say this to strangers until the day I fucking die.
Top zozzle

7 1/2 years

>>739816719
>sport
Dude I'm not after "sport".
I want a quick fuck with a 9/10 woman who will do exactly as I say (within limits) after a hard days work and then a drink the brothel bar. Not run around town looking for ass like some chum.

>>739816719
It is service - like hairdresser or masseur
you give her money and she will do her job

23 years.

Had a relationship at 19 but it was brief, sexless and awkward so it doesn't count

Currently going on 11 months. But that includes having a couple girls I'm seeing casually. And a few hookups. God bless strippers.

>>739817001
>>739817021
I guess its just im only 22 years old and im not yet tired of chasing and hunting pussy down.

5 years I think

Can't say I really give a fuck

>>739815926
Being single has its benefits too, look at it as an opportunity to enjoy different shit after that long 6 year period

>>739817099
And I'm 29. Still, women are not worth the headache of trying to impress them etc when you can just head down to the local brothel and screw hot, safe and super experienced women.
I mate my favorite mate, a huge titty red head.

>>739817099
Don't take it personally. There's thrill in the hunt. It's backed by plenty of studies. It's fucking Neolithic. It's primal. It's caveman shit. Let that nerd gather: you go out and hunt.

24 years

>>739817001
Until the cops get you...

>>739815252
>that's quite a private question you ask me to write on the world wide web

This ain't the world wide web, it's just /b/.
You're safe here, we're a close knit community of like minds.
It's OK to pour yourself out to us. We'll be considerate, kind, and provide thoughtful insight into some of the solutions you may find useful (if indeed you do have any problems, most of us here on /b/ don't have any issues at all).
Many fine people have graduated from /b/u, our illustrious leader of the free world DJTrump one of them.
Pour yourself out to us. We're here. We're listening.

>>739815054
8 years. Had a real pain in the ass so still feels fresh.

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>>739817403
>cops
Get me for what? A speeding ticket?
Prostitution is legal and government controlled in Australia mate. All the girls get tested on a regular basis and the brothels are safe.

>>739817376
If by Neolithic hunt you mean clubbing a women and dragging her to her lair then I'm all for it. Just don't expect me to talk for 6 hours in the hopes I'll say something it impresses her.

>>739817403
In which shithole do you live ?

>>739817531
Only go for girls that first show interest. It saves alot of time.

>>739817694
Probably UK

So if a guy is a virgin after turning 20 theres no hope for him?

>>739817973
One step closer to wizardry m80

Does anyone have the front of her?

>>739817973
theres no hope when you are dead

>>739815423

same age and situation here bro

>>739817973
Unless you live here in kangaroo land mate.
Hell, everyone on my uni class went to a brothel when we finished our degree. Even the fat fucks get laid here.

>>739817694
>>739817730
he literally said australia you spastics

>>739815054
19 years. You have no idea how bad it really gets.

>>739818193
Not sure why you're making it into such a big deal m80. Lots of countries in Europe offer the same.(except for UK, cause it's a dump)

>>739818286
I guess that if you were in a relationship and cant get another one is much worse than never having one.

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>>739815881
All of my > this

>>739818328
The why the fuck is so many virgins here?
People makes it sound like pussy is impossible to get.

Since February

>>739818471
Because they are to autistic to even visit a brothel or live in one of the non-legal countries like the Scandinavias or the UK.

all my life

not even as a kid
i've been single every second of my life
no sex, no girls liking me and i've only had 7 friends throughout life, i'm fat, neckbeard, basement dweller, i'm the worst, i'm 33, still living at mom's

8 months now - starting to see my ex gf next week :/ ...

>>739815926

you could always feed her and her lover to alligators. for closure.

>>739819037
For no reason other than closure of course.

>>739815054
Maybe four months and I'm dying to go back

>>739815508
Nope I like to keep them as fwb for as long as they'll get dragged along:)

>>739819247
So it is like drug ? i never be in relationship find anybody and i dont need it

>>739819037
That's horrible. Pretty sure it would give the alligator a mayor case of indigestion. It's allergic to shitbags.

>>739819376
No, I'm just someone who gets bored easily and I want to start seeing other people again, but also my gf is a sweetheart and I'm hoping once we live near each other again I'll stop being so bored with it

>>739815926
Start watching Tom Leykis videos now

>>739815926
You need to enjoy your life now. Thank god you're done with that girl

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>>739815054
Was with my girl for 8 years, going to marry her after she was done with college.
Right before she finished I found out she cheated on me once with one guy 9 months before we broke up and then another guy many times 2 months before we broke up.

8 years guys. I'm 28 now, I feel like I wasted so much fucking time on that bitch. Been about 6months since we broke up, now im worried i wont find anyone else, and ill end up alone.

feels bad man.

22 years. I got my first gf this january. I'm 23 now and I've never been happier. There's hope.

34 years.

>>739815603
Go to Tijuana, Mexico instead. There is a huge brothel called Hong Kong Gentleman's Club. Check out the website. For $60-80 you can fuck a 9/10 young latina for 30 minutes. I go once per month and it's safe as long as you're not a dumbass.

You'll be paying hundreds of dollars for a lackluster blowjob at the Ranch in Vegas.

>>739819653
It wasn't really wasted if you enjoyed it. You'll definitely have a harder time finding someone if you let this baggage hold you down.

>>739815694
Are you saying you were in a relationship when you were 3?

>>739815054
my entire life of 28 years

So /b is full with either fucking machines, or permavirgin basementdwellers.

>>739815054
Since 2005 and counting.

>>739819952
this

>>739818854
damn

>>739815054
Just got out of a dry spell after 2 years, got laid last week. Now I want to go back to being lonely because she won't leave me alone.

>>739819952
>>739821852
No you fucking idiots, it means he had his first gf when he was 19.

Currently one year, about to be two.

After school I moved out and got a place with my highschool sweetheart and shit didn't work out.

Every other relationship after that has been fun and great at the beginning but give it 3-4 months, hell, sometimes 3-4 weeks and it turns out to be complete shit and failure.

At this point I just want to have sex with women, I guess I'm broken goods or whatever but I don't care.

>>739822191
No you imbecile, it means they broke at 19. He's 22 now, so he's been single for 3 years

>>739815423
same as this guy except 21. Contrary to what some of y'all believe, simple sex isn't hard to get, even fugly motherfuckers can get laid. Hell, you can even buy it if you feel truly hopeless. Relationships though, yeah i never even tried so i can't comment on obtaining that but, most chicks i run into don't want one either. And yeah, only thing that keeps me from offing myself is my family.

>>739821618
>2005

For some reason this made me nostalgic.

>>739815054
coming on 3 years bro. But in that time I've slept with 20 women, some casual relationships (fwb) some one nighters.

I ain't settling down unless I find a chick who

>likes camping and hiking
>likes traveling but not 1st class whore traveling
>isn't some materialistic whore
>doesn't want kids

Relationships aren't bad but PRINCESSES are.

i havent had sex or been with a woman since December 19 2001. i made this choice and i stick by it because the hurt is still so raw it gives me panic attacks to think of it. i'm not meant to be loved and i've accepted this. i'm 46 and ive been exposed to asbestos, life has been a huge disappointment and im just hoping the end of this spiral comes soon.

>>739822081
but does she give sex?

>>739818471
absurd standards generated through porn and an over indulgence of anime if i had to guess.

>>739820661
you just figure that out bud?

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>>739822523
>feels batman

6 years now. I want to continue not caring like I have been but it's finally starting to get to me.

I'm 25 and have not been single since I was 17.
It was always from
one to the next.
After I left my wife 8 months ago,
I had a girlfriend within 3 weeks.

>>739824561
what is wrong with you ? 25yo and already divorced or soon be .why you get married in first place ?

>>739825036
I was stupid. Obviously. But its not what is wrong with me. I work 60 hours a week. She got bored and cheated. I told her to leave.

>>739815054
Been single for 25 years.
Age 47

>>739825167
>bust ass all week at work to provide for wife
>wife gets bored and cheats

This is why I hate women so fucking much.

Been single all my life thus far, so...

23 years and some change?

>>739825238
I found a perfect woman after leaving her. She works. She's in college. And she always splits the bill. At least once a week, she texts me saying "I saw something and had to buy it for you." she loves camping and never gets mad for more than 5 minutes. And also, she's gorgeous. Always a plus.

>>739825685
that's good, I'm happy for you

>>739825823
She's 1/100 though... Women are whores. I agree

>>739815423
>>739818175

Before you go, save up some money and take a trip to amsterdam/thailand/vegas and spend a whole lot on coke and hookers. Read about some suicidal guy who did this but it changed his whole life, was my plan when I was feeling real suicidal. I mean wtf, youre planning to kill yourself anyway so why not?

39 years

>>739815054
27 years and counting

>>739815054
8 years, no pussy in 3

>>739815054
31 years and counting
get on my level op

>>739815054
8years then got the wife of my life

>>739827945
was well worth the wait tho.

>>739815054
single for 15 years now. i will never talk to a girl ever again

>>739815054
I would wife this bitch

>>739815054
12 years give or take month and counting

>>739828143
you would wife anything good lookin, cos you never done anything but fap in your life, am i right?

>>739815054
Consider yourself lucky. Women are fucking stupid

>>739828442
>28
>Honestly fucked 22 women
>10 were brothels
>I'm on my second marriage
>2 kids

And I honestly have no idea why I'm on 4chan

>>739815054
In September it will be 57 years.

I got laid last week for the first time in almost 7 years.

These captcha's are getting fucking retarded and not working wtf.

>>739816135
well a few of my best buddies are drug dealers.

they usually bring me a hot looking coke whore to bang every now and again.

>currently in a ship tho
>he brought 4 on Friday.

two of them walked into my house with two week old abondened kittens.

fuckin coke whores.
those cats gunna die

>>739815054
48 years