Whats the best way to bully disgusting normies? I usually mix

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What is wrong with you?

When its winter i sneak out at nights and put wet newspapers to car windshields. Its a nice little frozen surprise when my tired neighbours are trying to go to work at morning.

Continue breathing you autistic fuck.

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>>739814271
i dont like normies

> I also roll heavy steel balls in my apartment at nights from 1am to 4am so normie shit bags cant sleep and are tired at mornings.


That's the funniest thing I've ever read

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>>739814485
You should try it. Its a very relaxing hobby. I sleep like a baby after a good three hour ball rolling exercise. If you get tired at rolling balls you can also buy a few concrete blocks and practise drilling and using other power tools. At nights of course fot the maximum amusement.

>>739814733
You should write a book.

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Im also planning to buy an old exercise cycle. A really old one so it makes all kinds of annoying squeaking noises.

>>739814171
Well done you are a real American hero

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>>739815032
thank you kind sir

>>739814171
No you don't. Dumbass.

>>739814171
Often, I reply to their posts in /b/. It's nothing personal, OP.

>>739815482
shut up normie scum. I can make over seven hundred different annoying sounds to keep you wake at nights. And thats just with my bare hands.

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>>739815001
Actually, you know what, you're cool. Just look at that shirt. SUGOI!

>>739815001
Couldn't you just make the squeaking noises yourself?

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Catering business would be a dream come true for a dedicated hikky avenger. All those possibilities.

>>739814409
What are normies?

>>739816008
In fact i have practised many ways to make weird noises with my body. For example I spent many hours to practise clapping with just only one hand. That way i can can clap twice as fast as normal person could. You can watch youtube tutorials to learn that important skill. Its alsso useful if you visit concerts.

>>739816076
Those normal people. Who have GFs, families and go to work and stupid shit like that

>>739816323
Yeah, nothing shows gratitude for a great performance like some autist rapidly clap flapping their hands, putting to shame all the "regular" clappers in the audience. Bra vo.

>>739816581
I knew you would understand

>>739816323
I love you.

>>739814171
>Future "Local shut-in found dead surrounded by jars of own feces and urine" candidate detected.
Protip: your computer should NOT be your best friend.

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My neighbour had a dog so i bought a few dog whistles and a vacuum cleaner that you can set to blow air. I think you can imagine what happened.
Endless barking day and night.

One of my greatest designs. Sadly that dog owner moved away, dont know why.

>>739814171
What a bell end you are, either that you your larping from mommys basement.
Im sorry theres no chance that you havent been smacked by your neighbours yet if its true.

>>739814171
Itll be hilarious when your evicted and the homeless are talking the piss outta you with their little jokes.
>stealing your teeth, shoes and anal virginity while you sleep.

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>>739817258
>by jars of own feces, urine, AND semen

>>739814485
seconded

>>739817931
Thank god i live in a country where its almost impossible to end up homeless.

>>739817843
My neighbours propably dont know that i am the one that keeps making all those noises. At least once a month a make a note where i blame other residents for making noises and take those notes to noticeboard at downstairs. Now those normies arent sure who is the real hikikomori avenger.

>>739818141
That's gonna be a bitch to get outta the carpet

>>739818141
That guy was a great hikikomori avenger. Even when dead he makes normie cleaning ladys life miserable with those smelly stains and shit.

>>739820832
>troll.me

-_-

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>>739814171
>>739814171

No you don't, lmao.

You spend your nights masurbating to furry porn and watching anime in your mother's basement. Get a job and some friends, OP. You pathetic fuck.

>>739814171
Your aspirations are so infantile that it shouldn't even warrant sharing with anyone. Causing minor inheritances is an ineffectual way to strike fear into living corpses. I pity you

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>>739814171
I would love to see what you look like.

>>739816545
So people not like you I'm assuming
What do you do again? Roll steel balls around your room for 3hrs at a time?
Fuck normies, right? Boy you're really leasing the revolution here

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>>739821267
Normies need to pay. One way or another. Normies have destroyed everything i once loved including imageboards and entire internet. They have made my life miserable so i must make their lives miserable.

>>739821451
Im not fat if you wonder that. No time to eat.

>>739822127
Na, don't care if you're fat or not
I'm wondering if you shower enough, clip your nails, shave, or even if you put on deodorant every day
Timestamp needed if you're gonna prove otherwise

>>739821996

People who hates "normies" all comes from jealousy and bitterness.

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I tend to freeze plates of urine in the freezer. Then I slide them into their mail boxes where they melt. Fucking normies drowning in my pee.

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>>739822127

I'm a normie. I'm on "your" imageboard. What the fuck are you gonna do?

SPUURDDOOO SPÄRÄRÄÄDDYYYY XDDDD EBIUINN MEMMEM

>>739822312
American doesnt care if one is of healthy weight. What a surprise.

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>>739822496
My motivation was very different. My motivation was to be the best. To be the greatest hikky avenger alive, as I always have been.

>>739814171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UY1Jf2CmCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTT5ES1f6cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhAMsJJmeLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo68nwQ3LWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vm3R3OMiws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_BwaQo8qpU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDXsehyXls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iATRLH0c1Z8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqHUmtZXahI

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Hikky avenger protips to torture normies:

>hit radiators with spoons at night to make noise
>put superglue in door locks in expensive cars
>break eggs into the exhaust vents of freezers in grocery stores

>>739822567
Im gonna move same house you live in. Im gonna make so much noise and bang radiators ten hours a day with my hammer. Mark my fucking words.

>>739821996
get fuk'd normie :D
how about I drop frozen piss plate right down your mailbox

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E/b/in! :DD YLISboard is here to overtake Nelichan, spurdo sprälälä
>Tomaattimurska-Robin :D

postaan eeppiseen :D

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I like to re-settle my furniture during nights.

And op, stop forcing this autistic finland meme

SELLING COMMErCIAL SPACE :DDD

>>739814171
https://youtu.be/2IPVLQiK2ps

There is a legendary story of an accidental hikky avenger.

>neighbors complain that they hear drilling every morning from somewhere
>you are wondering where the drilling comes from
>next morning you are putting frozen berries into the blender again in order to make a smoothie, as you always do
>you stare at the blender
<I am the one who drills

>>739823209
Give >This :D or twisty testicles :D

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Tsek em :D

[spoiler]if you read this you will get twister testicles unless you give this message This :D-vote[/broiler]>>739823276

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>>739823110
Its a meme only to disgusting normie casuals. They dont know that real hikky avengers exist. They are always awake, watching you, watching every dirty normie step you make. Hatred grows every day.

The radiator banging and night ball rolling will start when you dont expect it.

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>>739823465

Doing the Gods work son.

Also:

>2017
>doesn't smoke cigarettes

>>739817667
OP you have permission to be the general of the dank army.

give gold account plz

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>>739821996
another favorite of mine is to make revengecubes
take some very runny feces and put them in a ice cube tray and in a freezer
places where you can use them include, slipping them into the food in cafeterias, inside car ventilation vents etc

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I love to rollerblade from my computer to fridge and back all night, because it makes alot of noice and I'm up all night anyway so its convenient too.

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Hyvä lanka :D

I'm still new to to hikky avenger business but I like to only shower and use bathroom during nigh time. I'm also only using tap shoes in my apartment at all times.

>>739823465
OP whats your first move on the normies base?

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>>739823737
Very practical idea now when its summer. You can walk around with cool bag full of those wrath cubes and when normies are looking another direction, slip those cubes to their drinks. Then just sit back and enjoy those revolting normies vomiting and dying from poisoning caused your bacteria infested feces.

Fucking beautiful indeed.

When I was young (3-5yrs) I had a habit of running around the wall separating the kitchen and the living room before going to use the toilet. This "onion turn" was a daily habit when I had to go. One time I was dressing up and suddenly I felt the need to poop. I started running towards the toilet, obviously not there directly... I shouted as loud as I possibly could "ONION TUUUUUUURN" and ran naked trough the kitchen and living room. When I had done the whole onion turn, I was right infront of the toilet. There was a wide end of the wall infront of me and on my side of it there was a mighty big mirror, all the way from the floor to the roof. Right by this mirror my closer muscles failed me and I shat a huge load at the mirror, considering what a small person I was and all. My parents got quite mad at me. Also this shit case was the last onion turn.

[spoiler]give this message a This :D-vote or you'll get twister testicles[/spoiler]

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when I go to the grocery store, I usually hide meat and icecream in places with no refrigeration
must be pretty annoying to clean that rotting mess away

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>>739814171
This is now a ebin spördö finmeme thread :DDDD

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>>739824163
yes, brings a smile to my face
you could also smear it on railings and door handles

How would you want to be in your youth, if you could decide? This for me:

Nickname: "Proff.". Hair commed neatly but in a semicool style. Blouse hanging out of my straight pants. I would sit around by the skate park and make people think that I can skate but I just cant be bothered, shouting out loud comments like "Nice Ripster, you almost made a 360, go on!"

At the D's I would order a coffee, black, and follow people's conversations. Every now and then I would throw around some wannabe-fitting comments and people would be like "hmm I never thought of that before!"

Chicks would think of me as personal and slightly mysterious.

>>739822566
You should freeze the piss on a plate. But then slide under other apartment doors. Puddle of piss for them in the morning.

>>739824670
you can also slide the icy piss through the mail

>>739814271
>>739814383
>>739821202
>>739821451
Shoutings :D

First time here in years and its very sad to see that normies and summerfags has finally invaded /b.
I knew this would happen when I saw more and more humourless people, like you posting here.

I'm off. back to finnish imageboard, enjoy you'r reddit v2, americunts

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>>739822835
One of my greatest designs was to attach spoons, forks etc. to an angle grinder with a few inch long cord. The sound it made spinning thousands revs a minute and banging those spoons agains radiator was mind blowing.

Once i left that kind of noise machine on and went to visit my parents for a week. When i came back to my apartment i found out my lock and angle grinder had been broken. I had to move away, but it was still worth it

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That story reminds me of my school days.

I was walking in the woods with my class and as we walked by a electricity station our teacher said out loud with a poker face:

"and that there is a transducer"

In reality it was a standard disconnector where they separate the 110 kilovolt output to a ground cable. I laughed out loud when the teacher "promoted" a disconnector to a transducer station.

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Just regular everyday stuff such as:
>piss plates in mailbox
>at nights rub hangover shit in neighbors doors
>pee in elevator and sometimes also shit
>gas shit stinking spray in neighbors apartments

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>>739825220

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I am so sorry you had to see this, not all of us are like this.

>>739825571
it was a kc tire

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>>739825571
It was an edgy 14-year-old who literally looked up "the most evil nazi evar!!1!" and bragged about shit he never did.

I think I can recover

Bands like Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene are true satanic black metal. You can listen to your pop music if you want to, but you understand nothing about true Hitleric Nazi Black metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off from the scene. Black metal is Real music, which is not meant for animals like you, but for real Satanic Misanthropes who don't care about clowns like you. Black metal is the music of the elite and you don't understand it. None of you understand True Satanism. You are ridiculous toddlers. Our worldview is based on wotanic hitlerism, on a personal level Satanistic individualism, on a collective level hitleric fascism. Without an understanding of theoretical occultism, it's pointless to dream to understand a wotanistic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, because you are intellectually on the level of worms. You cannot reach the level of elitistic Satanism, so why do you even dream about it. Satanism and Black metal are for the elite. For true misanthropes.

>>739814171
>Whats the best way to bully disgusting normies?
dks2 is shit
fallout new vegas is shit
mission accomplished

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>>739825887
Fucking newfag normie.

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>>739825887
if that helps you sleep at night

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This is now a woodcock thread. Every post after this one has to talk about woodcocks. The woodcock mode can only be reversed by posting "have mercy, woodcock". However, this post has to be doubles. If you don't get doubles, a woodcock song will suffice. However, it has to be in audio format.

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Oh i almost forgot. This one isnt as brutal as most avenging tips in this thread, but pretty annoying still. You need some capital to make this happen at its fullest.

>buy a few good speakers and a subwoofer (very low hz is the best)
>play anime songs (like cirnos perfect math class) all day every day on repeat 150db

Many normies cant stand anime songs.

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>finding normie :D

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>>739826059
>>739826136
Pretty easily triggered for the dark lord of 4chan kek

5/5 if true

>>739826525
what did he mean by this?

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What kind of people fucking still use 4chan in 2017 holy shit?

>>739826525
top meme'd good sire :D

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>>739826525
does the picture you posted describe the way you deal with knowing? alcohol might dull the taste of shit but it won't make it go away

>>739814171
i used to piss on public transport
shit in next doors letter box
send gore to the neighbor hood watch houses which i was part of the commity was hilarious to see them bring up Someones putting pictures of mutated penis in my mail
used to screw nails into my neighbors car tires
and watch him try drive to work
as well as various other little stunts ow the good times least now i like my Neighbors coz i live in the bush and they are over 500 meters away

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>>739826641
he meant you're a faggot

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>banaanijäbä :D

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>>739827419
>UrinalUunilohiJäbä :D

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>>739827583

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>>739827419
Mee postaa tota ylyl lankoihin mieluummi. Sinne se kuuluu.

t ap

>>739827419
>>739827583
>>739827694
>>739827705
Huutista :D

>>739827419
hahaha can i save this?

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>>739828206

why are americans so autistic?

>>739828594
America starts with a, autism starts with a. Pure coincidence? I dont think so.

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>>739828594
because we have the choice

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>>739828765
thats even worse then

>>739816076
Found the normie

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normies will pay the ultimate price

Ei vittu :D

>>739829234
This. I fucking hate normies. Some day the rain will come and wash all the normie scum away.

I hope im still here to see that day.

>>739825887

Shoutings at American normie :DDDDDD hope a hick avenger drops a piss plate through your mail slot tonight.

>>739814171
Sure you do.

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What I do is put chocolate in sausages and hide them on paths dog walkers really like. Then their dogs will get diarrhea. Lol. Fucking normies. I often also buy cow's blood and syringes, then using the blood make the syringes look used. After that I hide them at the beach or something. Normies walk on them and panic that they got hiv or something. Lol. A rather new thing I do also involves syringes. I loag a syringe with cum, blood, diarrhea, spit or piss and then squirt it inside watermelons and such at the store. Fuck normies

ylis on speed again :D:DDDDD spödö spurdo

>>739814171
If you're not trolling and I were your downstairs neighbour I would fuck you up

Squirt milk on car radiator. The smell of burning milk is truly disgusting.

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>>739830339
If you are a hikky avenger, who likes to shoot up amphetamines/opiates etc to your arm, you should consider cleaning your needless at food stores.

Acidic juices of citrus fruits are good at killing germs and sterilizing your used needless. Just poke at oranges, limes and such with your needless when you walk past them and your needless they are good to go again.

The best thing is of course that those disgusting normies gets hepatitis or some other funny disease they deserve. Haha i fucking hate normie scum. Hope they die

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ITT lil boy pretends to be nazi and shares all the fantasies he's too much of a bitch to do in real life

>>739830792
I actually just like using syringes for my avenging.

>>739830965
Im not a nazi. I just post pictures of this nazi, Oskar.

He was the ultimate avenger.

>>739815669
You're the greatest human in the history of mankind.
>made me spit out my drink

>>739814409
> I dont like normies
Normie

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>>739830965
not all are pussys like americans

>>739814171
Faggots like you being tolerated and told they are worthwhile is what's wrong with society. You should all be out to death so society doesn't have to waste effort accommodating your useless autistic ass

>>739814171
Stock up with raw cabbage eggs blue cheese and fish.
Eat a few hours and hold and mature before deploying.
Go to batman restaurants or any fast food place.
Find smug cunts enjoy a nice meal walk past really slow then deploy anal nerve gas.
It's priceless.

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>>739822919
Pathetic fuck

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>>739832329

>>739831969
Not really a fair comparison when you have to ask for permission every time you want to shoot someone.

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>>739830965
oskar wildewanger is the number one normie avenger

>>739832445
Laugh while you still can. I will poison your dog some day.

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>>739830721
Oh boy, normo fantasies, gotta love em.

>>739832582
american "freedom" right here

>>739833053
Then I will shoot you

>>739833191
how will you know who poisoned your dog?

>>739833191
I never get caught.

While you are at work someone might accidentally drop poisoned sausage to your apartment through your mail slot. Such tragic events happen everyday.

>>739833304
Probably from seeing the giggling smelly autist upstairs react when I find my dead dog. And the fact that you'll probably be trying to fuck it

>>739834656
If i have to, I shall die for my cause.

>>739834656
why do you assume you will find your dog?

>>739814171
>normies
A word that children TRY to use to sound important but really means you'll never survive on this planet.

>>739833053
My dog will kill you some day.

>>739830792
-OR- buy a fucking $1.00 bottle of isopropal alcohol, dumbass.

>>739830339
Did you turn 13 yet?

>>739835692
that would defeat the whole point
normies wouldnt be getting hepatitis c

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>>739817667
This one made me kek. I can make a very high pitched whistle/ringing sound with my lips that summon neighborhood dogs no matter what house or apartmenrt, any time of the day or night. It's a real skill you should look into. It's more of a ring and less of a whistle. It pierced through walls by traveling with a higher frequency. I just did it and heard some ankle biter down the road go manic and sound like a bird. Share some more abstract hobbies.

>>739835692
Why?

>>739836004
Great idea. Thanks m8

>>739835378
>TRY to use
so they don't actually use it? are you a retard?

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I need some tips

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>insert a safety needle trough window insulation so that it touches the glass
>tie a fishing line to the needle and stretch it out tight
>play the fishing line with a piece of resin or polystyrene
>normie neighbours windows will begin to resonate and produce a terrible high note
>revenge violin

>>739837931
Wow. Thats sounds really clever. I will totally try that out.

>>739837472
Put super glue to your neighbours door locks. They will be so fucking mad, when they come home from work, cant get in to their apartments and have to call the locksmith to drill their lock open.
You should glue your own lock too if you dont wanna get caught, but i promise, its a small price to pay for those normie fuckers to get what they deserve.

>>739837472
I had real shits for neighbours while I lived in an apartment lots of years ago, played shit music late at night and kept garbage outside their door and the land lord didn't give a fuck. one very late night I came home shit faced from the pub while they were abroad and decided I wanted revenge for the grief they caused me so I brought a hose and a funnel and put it through the mail slot and proceeded to throw up into the funnel for them to find a week later. They never found out it was me.

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>>739814485
>That's the funniest thing I've ever read
Which part?
The one where OP doesn't know where to buy said large steel balls without Google's help?
The part where his landlord never gets complaints and kicks him out?
Or was it the part where he lives in a town with no police who will come over and write a big noise ticket for him?

This is a sad Delta loser "I'm going to tell people I do the things I wish I did!" thread. Please do not be an enabler.

OP did pic related too!

give this message a This :D or next night you will get twister testicles!!!

>>739838737
nice
the funnel reminded of sugar + fuel tank combo
wrathcubes, sugar in the gas tank and some nails in the tires should really do the trick

>>739814171
>Whats the best way to bully disgusting normies?
American normies.. AKA fats?
I just go to the gym and work hard. I have been for years. So I am jacked.
All I do is photobomb now.

You see a fat taking a picture of another fat? Get into the picture so the fat will always feel bad then they see it. You can just be innocently in the back ground.

It also works great on scrawny losers. See one creeping at a convention? Every time he looks at a chick and pulls out his phone for some pics go start talking with the girl so you are in everyone of his creeper photos. Bonus points per girls # you get. Bonus points if you get selfies with her while the creeper takes your pics.

So start hitting the gym today and soon you can photobomb too.

>>739839719
Steel balls arent hard to come by. You can just order one at almost any local firm that machines steel or any other metal parts. If you dont have acces to steel, you can use a bowling ball or any other heavy objects. I have found that hard metal is just best for this kind of job.

I have got complaints many times and ive been forced to move a few times. I have also got noise tickets, but those are not expensive here. (under 100€ = under $100)

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>>739814171
That's illegal.

>>739840467
Except 100 quid is a lot when you're a neet living on disability or working some shit retail job

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4chan is full of normies. Worse than reddit.

>>739841580
not if you are commited to avenge

>>739841319
Sometimes we must break the law for the sake of a higher cause. Normies are degenerate cancer. Stupid, arrogant and naive pieces of shit. Cancer must be removed and i will dedicate my life to remove that cancer.

fug you normies

>>739822919
No you're not.

>>739841580
If you run out of money you can do some other amusing than just make noises in your apartment. Throw nails to roads, throw broken glass bottles to beaches in shallow waters.

Avenging is a great hobby if you have imagination. Endless possibilities.

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>>739814171
Seems like you're over-inflating your opinion about how much impact you have on the world. more than likely nobody notices the shit you do.

As for the mailbox thing. seems like a lot of effort just to be perceived as a retarded scat fetishist.

Prison eventually most likely. Hope your butthole is annoying as you are, or Trayvon is going to make it look like a wind-sock.

>>739814171
I don't understand. who is this Norman fellow?

>>739842137
>>739842116
FUCKING NORMIEES FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>739842326
is that short for read?

>>739842486
Its short for me banging ur mum

LOL at this normie scum raging like on Reddit ITT. 4chan has officially Lost its board status. Just a new sheepbook for normal people. Pathetic

>>739842486
its a short for GTFO NORMIE SCUM

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>>739842137
I bet you don't

>>739842326
What has this Norman ever done to you?

>>739814171
If you were my neighbor I'd break your face.

>>739842728
Norman who?

>>739842709
This. Facebook tier almost.

>>739842709
>Implying /b/ has ever been anything but a bunch of dumb faggots pretending to be edgy.

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>>739843009
Normie tears

>>739841808
>my life sucks
>can't put forth any effort to make it not suck
>delude self into thinking that irritating the common denominator is a higher cause

Comedic gold

>>739818141
>>739816323
>>739816008
>>739815669
This is a good thread. Include me in the cap please.

>>739843178
No tears, just OP's teeth in his stomach.

>>739843266
My life sucks and its all your fault you normie scum. If i dont have a good time, you dont deserve it either.

>>739843531
LMAO, nice white guilt logic you got there, faggot. Your life sucks because you hate yourself. Nobody else even knows you exist.

>>739836004

Ironic, as it's lower frequencies that carry heavier, penetrating energy as higher dissipate as heat pucciboi.

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/b/ is not dead
Best thread I've seen for years.
Keep up the good work Op.

I tell people "take it easy" upon leaving but I'm totally indifferent as to how the remainder of their day goes

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>>739818141
carpet ruined as a final fuck you to normies

Good thread ruined by Summerfags

ITT: newfag meeting

>>739831969
Dont forget did not survive getting shot in the face

>>739814485
...he doesnt run the dishwasher on a 45 minute timer all night long in the other room...

>>739815669
>normie scum gurr durr

>he doesnt think i will come beat his teeth in for anoying the oiss out of me at 1am.


I broke my neighbor's jaw the 4th time i politely asked him to shut gis dog uo or bring it inside and he said go fuck yourself.

"Yourself" was the lasr thing he ever said to me before his wife picked up 2 of his teeth uo off the porch and they packed a uhaul...

>>739816581
10 to 1 jes rocking back and forth shreiking also

Huutista :DDD

>>739845180
Is your right ring finger okay?

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>>739815669
Laughed way more at this than I probably should

>>739814171
varaudu häätöön ebin :D

>>739845863
well fug :D

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nice bread

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Wow, haven't been to 4chan for years. This place has become really infested with normies. Utterly disgusting.

>>739845180
seems like you got some brain damage as well

>>739846548
And yet you came back anyway. Actually, I'm entirely certain you've never left.
Says more about you, I think.

The amount of normies is mad.
Reddit 2.0

>>739846864
This is why we must deal with normies. Final solution or something. They have ruined everything.

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It's midnight. Time to get my balls ready. Might as well combine 2 methods and roll my massive steel balls on the floor right to radiator.
That way the fucking normies hear the rolling and know exactly what's coming soon after.

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>>739846820
I came just to see the amount of butthurt normies in here. Usually I stay on ylilauta, which actually feels like a good board after seeing this :D

>>739846987
I don't think you've managed to impress anyone yet with your posturing, buddy.
But keep trying, keep talking about all the cool illegal stuff you do so your internet circlejerk keeps riding. That's the normie thing to do, beg for attention from people he'll never meet. You might as well be posting on facebook. You'll have a wider audience, with the same frequency of normies. That might make it hard for you to keep up your appearances though, but whatever blows your skirt up.
Fucking normies.

>>739846987
You are a great man. Give those normies a hell.

>shit in a tupperware container
>fill with water
>put in freezer
>once frozen, use lycra pants to shoot it across the yard to neighbours porch
>ice melts
>there's a turd
>security camera dinsee nutin
>summer heat makes it stink real bad

>>739847383
grate idea. Will totally try.

I have also though of building a small trebuchet. 2-3 meters tall maybe. I could use it to shoot objectives to the couple of houses away.

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Here's a neat trick for those of you, who live in house which has shared washing machines:

>buy some white crayons
>smash them to small bits
>hide them in the tray where you're supposed to put the soap

They're impossible to get off from the clothes once the heat melts them

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>>739846987
good luck

>>739847855
You can't just apply the same amount of heat to melt them away?

>>739846987
Godspeed

>>739848145
No, it really sticks.

>go to public restroom
>urinate in hand soap bottle

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If you have a vacuum cleaner you could try hitting your apartment's radiators with it. It's really nice way to annoy normiecunts. I usually have some coffee and do my job at 4-5 am.

SPUDRO SPÄDRE SPEARMINT PUDDING PYÖRÄTUOLIL SPORAAN SPEDE BEARD SPAR PÖRÄ PÖRÖ KRIKIN KAJA PÖHÖ :----DDDDD POSTAAN EEPPISEEN E/b/IN :DDDDD:DXD

>>739814171
Cool

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>>739848695
have you tried this many times?
seems to defeat itself

im lovin this thread so much

>>739832379
I use to do this as a waitress. In ireland tips aint so important so it was fine

>>739848820
Drop small, punctured, full mik cartons into the apartments air circulation system.

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Something weird happened to my normie neighbours car a couple days ago. What a shame :)

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>taking over the hoods with your men
No one will be left without punishment.

>>739850487
VINKATTU

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>>739850623
GET OUT OF HERES

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NEUROTYPICAL RETRIBUTION

>stuffing things in car exhaust pipes
>pouring diarreah-mix down air ventilation ducts
>pissing everywhere but the public toilet

>>739851784
>pissing everywhere but the public toilet
I do this always when i can. Neurotypicals get fuckd

>>739844684
this

5/5 pasta

YLILAUTA ON SPEED AGAIN :D:D:D

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ITT: Newfags getting FUGGED :DD

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xyeet

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Finland = Winland

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Americunts have ruined 4chan

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why doesn't this piece of shit website have audio enabled?

>>739853112
and normies have ruined earth (and 4chan too)

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truly a sad state of affairs

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>>739826525
What kinda fucking loser posts this shitty reaction pic in 20 fucking 17? Gtfo faggot

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>go to McDonald's
>buy a Big Mac meal to go
>go to the toilet with your meal
>open the burger wrappers
>take the top bun off
>masturbate and jizz fiercely on the burger
>smear it around a little
>put the top bun back on
>carefully re-wrap the big mac
>put burger back in the paper bag and go to a bus stop
>"forget" the bag on the bus stop bench
>go away and watch from a distance how a SOB normie eats your cum burger and likes it

This gives me great pleasure. Its important that the burget is still warm and ice from the drink haven't melted. Works with Subway etc. too. Possibilities are endless. You can keep cum in some kind of container and add it to places when you get the chance

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Muistoja iseistä -lanka.

>ole nyymi 10v 2000-luvun alussa
>ole vähän kallu koulussa
>isä lupaa että jos saan 8 keskiarvon tokariin, vie kesäloman alussa vaasalandiaan
>saa vain joku 7.5 tms
>äiti vittuilee ja sanoo että olen laiska
>harmittaa kun en pääsekään vaasalandiaan
>isä yhtenä aamuna tulee huoneeseeni
>noh on tuo 7.5 silti parempi kuin mitä minä sain aikoinani koulunpenkillä kjeh
>isä vie sittenkin vaasalandiaan

kiitos isä

>>739853449
>current year as an argument
Sad, though I agree with you.

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>tuplilla viikon runkkulakko
<triploilla puolen vuoden runkkulakko, mutta anaalirunkkaus on sallittua

Mene!

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>>739853449

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>empty olive oil bottles on the pavement
>watch normies crack their skulls open

>leave ''I'm watching you'' -type letters in every normie neighbours letterbox to make the ones with the weakest psyche paranoid

>>739814171
Worthy of Oscar Dirlenbanger damn

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> ride a bus
> jam them shit-icicles between seat and the backpiece
> the seat smells shit long time you left the bus
> oh doggone'd accidentalistic burgering, sorryaboutit

>>739853777
tsekd