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bored at an airport. tell me what i should do. 69 wins.

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bored at an airport. tell me what i should do. 69 wins.
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bump, will post vid of winrar
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>>739802349
post more wolfjob
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>>739802349
Fart loudly and sniff hard after someone looks at you, if no one notices, try again
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toss luggage into crowd and yell allahu akbar
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rolling for more wolfjob
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more wolfjob
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wolfjob
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>>739802576
>>739802589
Lol combine those two
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>>739802589
Came here to post this.
Rolling for 69
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>>739802589
Roll
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>>739802349
Stand up and hold your hand luggage or any bags above your head and yell "ALAHU ACKBAR ALAAAH ACKBAR"
Then sit back down and wait for cops.
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>>739802777
oh fuck my trips
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>>739802777
Sweet trips.

>>739802816
Re-rolling for this.
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Yell at the top of your lungs "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I'M CONFISCATING YOU STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY THE FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL..."
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>>739802777
checked
more wolfjob
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Yell alah akbah
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>>739802576
Roll
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>>739802839
Don't self check nigga, that's cringe.

>>739802847
Re-roll
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>>739802589
reroll
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MORE WOLFJOB
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>>739802910
but its the first time ever i got trips
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>>739802816
>Stand up and hold your hand luggage or any bags above your head and yell "ALAHU ACKBAR ALAAAH ACKBAR"
>Then sit back down and wait for cops.

Rolling.
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Go jerk off in the ladies room.
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rolling for wolfjob
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>>739802998
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>>739802988
rollin again
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>>739802960
Self-checking CANCELS them out fool.
>>739802981
Rerrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooolll
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post wolfjob
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You should go up to the stewardess and tell her to post more wolfjob.
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>>739802960
Can't tell if bait or newfag...
>NEWFAG BAIT DETECTED
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>Stand up and hold your hand luggage or any bags above your head and yell "ALAHU ACKBAR ALAAAH ACKBAR"
>Then sit back down and wait for cops.

ROLLIO
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>>739803034
liar
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Ask for a seat change because you're racist
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>>739803083
mean internet bully
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Walk around like mr bean pretending to have a gun in your pocket
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>>739803094
Re-rollio
COME ON.
BITCH
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post wolfjob at airport
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>>739802816
I'ma roll for it too
GO DICEROLL
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>>739803109
Seriously dude, it also stops you getting any again. EVER.
>>739803094
Rolling for AKBAR fun.
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Try to run past TSA whilst screeching about how some nigger took your tendies
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Give us the wolfjob
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>>739803196
FUCK I GOT EM REVERSED
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>>739803230
REROLL THAT BITCH
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If 69 trump is a good president
AND you do this >>739803094
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sit quietly and wait for your flight
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moar wolfjob
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>>739803094
Roll
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>>739803286
If 69 Trump is a terrible president
and you do this >>739803094
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>>739803344
I guess he's just mediocre.

>>739802816
>>739802589
RE-ROLL for either one.
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if 69 or trips wolfjob
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>>739803308 this
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>>739802589
Loools
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>>739803094
This and proclaim that you are doing this as a social experiment
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>>739803379
79... motherfucker. Re roll.
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>>739803426
If he yells "It's a PRANK BRO, IT'S A PRANK BRO" over and over he'll be fine.

>>739803094
Le re roll
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>>739803230
this
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Wait patiently until it's time to board your flight.
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Show them your small panus
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>>739803327
>>739803230
>>739803176
wolfjob
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>>739803094
Rolling
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rol
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>>739802589
reroll
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>>739802589
69 get
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>>739803521
>>739803490
Spotted the homos as if that would be funnier than causing a terrorist incident for lulz. You just want that because it will turn you on.
>>739803094
Rolling.
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>>739803579
rerollll
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wolfjawb
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>>739803595
you gay or something?
wolfjob
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hijack a plane and crash it into the largest building you can find in the nearest populated city
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>>739802589
toss luggage into crowd, drop your pants, yell alahu akbar and start blowing yourself.
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>>739803094
roll
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>>739803094
OP does this and becomes a legendary hero.
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>>739803094
ropAOWROLASZ
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>>739802349
Hop on the baggage claim conveyor belt and pretend to be luggage. Ask why no one will claim you.
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>>739803668
>68
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>>739803631
Go back to mlp faggot
>>739803643
This
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>yell MORE WOLFJOB
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>>739803696
>96.

>>739803094
Roll
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>>739803696
>696
wolfjob confirmed
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>>739803230
re-reroll plz?
also fuck captcha
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get a nice sandwich sit back drink a cold beer and relax :)
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>>739803643
rolling
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masturbate watching gore porn in public
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69 GET
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>>739803788
re
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Find the biggest guy around, stand 10 feet from him, drop your pants and nip a loaf on the floor while he watches you, pick it up and throw it at him while shouting allu ackbar at the top of your lungs
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Actively seek out and run away from TSA people and if they try to stop you strip and start shitting everywhere. Roll around in it so no one will want to go near you.
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WOROLFJOB
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go up to 10 different black man and call them a broke ass nigger
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>>739803690
fuck it, I like mine
Re-roll
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shit in your hands and rub it on your chest
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>>739803868
>68
again
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Take creep shots and make new creep thread
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>>739803868
>>739803668
Same anon here rolled 2 of 68s
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>>739803870
>70
>mfw
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>>739803094
Roll
69get
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>>739803745
He was rolling for the funnier choice faggot.

>>739803094
Time for a 69. Reroll.
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>>739803643
roll
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wolfjob
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>jump on baggage conveyer belt
>initiate sexy pose
>go on for a few rounds while making awkward eyecontact with everyone you pass
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>>739803952
reroll
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shoot up the airport
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>>739803954
KYS.

>>739803094
This
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>>739803989
rereroll
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>>739803985
literally my idea but still im rolling
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>>739804006
>>739803948
more wolfjob
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Go to crowded area take all clothes off take a selfie
Get dressed and sit back down like nothing happened
Post selfie here
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Go to any bathroom and clog the fuck out of 2 of the toilets ( not next to each other tho)
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>>739804034
fucking kek
this im rolling for
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>>739803094
69 and you do this and Wolfjob fags also cut their cocks off.
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>>739803985
this
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>>739804001
Rerollo
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wolfjob git
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Upgrade your boarding pass
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go rub your dick against a muslim man and say you can me to heaven
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>>739803230
>>739803230
re-re-reroll
wolfjob
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more wolfjob
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Shit in a urinal
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>>739804119
thats nice aswell :)
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>>739804137
this
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>>739804034
>>739803985
>>739803845
>>739803844
>>739803690
Reddit tier answers that are like something from a shit movie and hard to actually do.

>>739802589
>>739802816
Either of these.
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Go up on a crowded escalator / elevator then immediately go back down
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>>739804182
Re-roll for ALLAH
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>>739804170
>70
lul
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>>739803901
reroll
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>>739804034
Roll
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>>739804222
t r i p s
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Buy the biggest bag of chips available
Open bag and start smashing chips into face so chip shards fly all over when finished turn to nearest person and say "sorry i have an eating disorder"
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>>739804222
>>739804182
crikey mate better reroll for wolfjob
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Buy out a whole row of an item in a vending machine , preferably b4
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>>739804205
>Allah ackbar and simultaneous bag shenanigans.
>Wolfjob fags mother's will die in there sleep tonight unless they reply to this post and apologize for being such faggots.
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>>739804222
do trips win as well
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>buy fast food burger at airport
>obtain urinal cake
>replace urinal cake with burger
>wrap cake in wrapper with piece broken off to make it look like you took a bite
>go back to burger stand and ask why it tastes so strange
>demand money back
>profit
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Stop being a faggot and wait patiently and then have a safe flight to your destination.
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run inside a plane thats open for entry and then hide in a toilet
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>>739802816
>Stand up and hold your hand luggage or any bags above your head and yell "ALAHU ACKBAR ALAAAH ACKBAR"
>Then sit back down and wait for cops.
Re-roll.
IT WAS A PRANK BRO
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>>739804319
re fucking genius
post pic of urinal burger
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run inside a plane thats open for entry and then hide in a toilet
xdxdxdxdxd
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>>739804356
Last re-roll and I'm out. Good luck everyone else except for cancerous wolfjob yiffers.
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>>739804374
thanks
also op better deliver
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>>739803308
Roll
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>>739804410
Yeah
deliver
on
this
>>739804356
>>
>>739804319
>>739804347
>>739804350
>>739804410
>>739804356
stop
wolfjob
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>>739804319
rolling
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>>739804466
Shit son wolfjobs are such faggots.

>>739804356
Re-roll of a re-roll of a re-roll of a re-roll
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>>739803985
cant get 69 still rolling
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>>739804319
rolling again
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wolfjob will never happen
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>>739802349
watch this and cry
https://youtu.be/gHy6MUg1VeQ
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turn in to a nigger
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>>739803426
Rollio
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>>739804586
>and never will.
YIFF IN HELL FURFAG.

>>739804356
Finally 69
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miss your flight
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vomit on a nigger
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>>739804319
rrrrrrolos
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Get drunk at bar port
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post on 4chan about how bored you are and that if an anon rolls a 69 you will deliver, but don't, because you're infact a faggot.
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Yell nigger as loud as you can and when people look at you pull your pants down and wipe your ass on the floor while yelling "We wuz kangz n shiet"
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>>739804757
>infact
>faggot
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roll your penis on a nigger
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browse 9gag daily for the rest of your life
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Go up to random person and say
"Excuse me, aren't you (insert random celebrity name)" when they say no reply "oh" and walk away looking disappointed.
Repeat till flight is called
Bonus points if person is different race from celeb
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Give yourself a small shit hitlerstache and begin preaching about how the jews are becoming a threat to Europe
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>>739804356
Get 69
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>>739802589
this
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>OP posted an hour ago and is probably on the plane
>Even better
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>>739803083
>>
roll ada
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>>739802349
Kys
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>>739802589
do this
>>
Spaz on your seat and moan like ur about to cum for about 10 seconds. Record and post on YouTube.
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>>739805023
ha
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>>739805023
Reroll
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>>739804350
rolling for this
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>>739805023
Rereroll
>>
rerolling
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>>739805049
Rerolll
>>
>>739805023
Roll
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>>739805023
>
roll
>>
do nothing
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>>739805070
>70
1 off once again
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>>739805070
SO CLOSE!!!!!
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>>739805117
reroll
>>
>>739802349
Post the numbers of all your contacts.
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>>739805023
This plz
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>>739804926
This
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Or something more mild
>make sounds like someone's phone is vibrating
>wait for everyone to check phones
>film it
>fucking sheep
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>>739805023
Do it
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>>739805117
final roll
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Buy a pepsi
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>>739802349
;no o
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>>739805209
With a snack
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>>739802349
Moan like a slut, saying "oh yea" every time you look at your phone
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>>739804319
rolling once again
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>>739805259
Re roll
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>>739803034
I request sauce on that vid
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>>739802349
Make le funny ylyl bread :^]
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Spend all the money you have on you
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>>739805300
actually me too
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>>739802349
Why is this game so hard!
Have some fun dammit! Do this regardless >>739805259
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>>739805326
Thisnsounds gay. Do it OP
>>
rollllllllllllll
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whisper "my name jeff" and slowly get louder until people get uncomfortable
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whisper "my name jeff" and slowly get louder until people get uncomfortablev
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STOP WASTING YOUR ROLLS SUMMERFAGS!

Say hail trump every time you see a minority, including women.
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Scream allahu ackbahr

pic unrelated
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rollerino
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>>739804657
Roll
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>>739805568
shit so close
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>>739805568
>68
Once again
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>>739805449
reroolll
>>
>>739802816
rolling
>>
>>739805543
Rolll
>>
>>739805449
>>739805449
rolling again
>>
>>739805449
>>739805474
Repeats cancel our newfag,you have to write reroll gtfo.

Sing we are the champions as loud as you can, OP
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>>739805543
Roller
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poop in the middle of the airport on camera
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>>739805449
rollllllllllllllll
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>>739805259
This
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>>739802349
Dan pls
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>>739805610
re-roll
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>>739805666
TRIPS OF SATAN!!!!!!
DO IT OP
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>>739805666
>666
op is fag confirmed
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>>739803230
re-re-re-reroll
w o l f j o b
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Create a wifi hotspot called Jihad HQ
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>>739805666
>666
>OP doesn't accept trips
>still in the airport and doesn't accept trips
for fuck's sake...
>>
Reroll
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yell nigger
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>>739805666
If you don't do this it will be your last flight of your life anon
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>>739802589
This
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>>739805853
re-roll
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>>739805543
Reeerol
>>
>>739802349
kys
>>
Install anymote on your Droid phone

Figure out how to turn off TVs, max the volume, change channel to porn previews

Win

You dumb cunt faggot spic
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>>739805672
the third roll
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slap someones ass
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>>739805840
reroll
>>
>>>739802349 (OP)
TRIPS AGAIN
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scream "im gay"
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>>739802349
just have a nice flight
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Go to an officer and say: "Excuse me sir, i have some weed. Do you want some?
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>>739805888
hitler trips and satan trips
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shout eggplant
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>>739805850
>>739805888
Kek. MOAR TRIPS. He's already on his way to hell if he don't do what the lord of darkness commands
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>>739804356
do it op
>>
The amount of trips wasted on this bread
i still want my wolljob
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>>739805666
Return from whist thy came, devil.

Worry not, Op. thy soul is safeth with me desu. Also, buy yourself something to eat.
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>>739806069
fug
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>>739802816
rolling for a juicy 69
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eat your own cum infront of a teenager
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>>739802349
OP you're a fag. Do the trips man. This is going nowhere fast
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>>739802349
go touch an illegal
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>>739802349

Get the fuck one the plane and go to bed.
>>
go home and forget about the flight
>>
allahakbar
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>>739802349
Answer this riddle anon:

Who is always a faggot?
>>
nasd
>>
peepeepoopoo
>>
asdsgeh
>>
69 gotem
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Call a tsa agent a nigger
>>
ree
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Find the nearest nigger and open the emergency escape
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>>739805732
rerolling the re-re-re-reroll
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>>739806507
cacabooboo
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>>739806569
ITS ME I SWEAR GO YELL ALLAH AKBAR AND THROW YOUR BAG AWAY
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>>739806569
FINALLY
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>>739806570
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>739806569
you see?
you gotta scream this
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>>739806569
Fuck you
>>
Op will never deliver cos fagit
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>>739806569
Looks like he has to reeee
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>>739802349
End your life in public.
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>>739802589
this
>>
>>739806569
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>739806569
>>739802349
Do it

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>739806569
RREEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>739806869
ANOTHER ONE
>>
2 of 69s both REEEEEEEE
OP DELIVER
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>>739806869
Op re
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>>739806869
SCREAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEE OP
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>>739807120
You know what you gotta do op
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>>739806869
>second 69
>second ree
>"op has to deliver now"
>op doesn't deliver
>op is a faggot

or

>op delivers
>still a faggot
>>
>>739802349
>>739806869
>>739806569
OP DELIVER
2 69s
SCREAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Where is.. OP? Is he here? Or did he already take off? First 69 roll anon here
>>
Approach someone standing near Any airport or other employee of an airport business and ask them what they meant when they talked to their friend about being a mule... ask if they meant their job made them work as Hard as a mule or if they felt they had to be specially bred to do their work. Continue despite their claims of I don't know what you're talking about and ask if their job was really all that difficult- was working like a mule just metaphoric or did they feel they had really become a mule.

This will ruin somebody's entire day, if not their week.
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>>739808093
69 already got rolled... twiced
OP never delivered
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>>739808093
This.
>>
God what a waste of time
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>>739802589
Rell
>>
>>739803094
Rolling for this
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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