Dubs decide what I Say to this dumb roastie

Come on you faggs, post.

>>739800780
zzzz

>>739801000
OHHH SHIIITT

>>739801072
Trips=/dubs

>>739801159
Don't be a fag

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

>>739800780
Yes, indeed. It is called Lothric, where the transitory lands of the Lords of Cinder converge. In venturing north, the pilgrims discovered the truth of the old words: "The fire fades and the lords go without thrones." When the link of the fire is threatened, the bell tolls, unearthing the old Lords of Cinders from their graves. Aldrich, Saint of the Deep. Farron's Undead Legion, the Abyss Watchers. The reclusive lord of the Profaned Captial, Yhorm the Giant. Only, in truth... the Lords will abandon their thrones... And the Unkindled will rise -
Nameless, accursed Undead, unfit even to be cinder.
And so it is, that ash seeketh embers.

tell her she would look better with a penis >>739800780

>>739801228
Where do you think we are?

>>739801662
roll

>>739801766
Boom goes the dynamite

>>739801766
Shit I am OP, should I post this?

>>739800780
is it because she one-worded you because you lack social skills?

I'm going to hold you down and spit on your face

>>739801819
OP better deliver

>>739801552
Lol, rolling for this

>>739801890
Its my own post dumbass, I am asking whether I should use it or not. I don't want to use my own lines.

>>739801956
Did u get dubs, well then..

>>739801956
OP is 15 at best

>>739801662
rolling

>>739802066
OP

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>>739802101
Here you go fags

I want to tongue-punch have you in your fartbox

>>739802066
Good one anon, way to send a girl a lengthy uninteresting paragraph. So funny

>>739802225
ded

Sorry, that message was meant for my father

>>739802262
She gave me one word responses, she can get fucked

>>739802370
OP is sexually frustrated lol

>>739802262
Thank you very much

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>>739800780
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I'M CONFISCATING YOU STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY THE FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL...

>>739802456
Why else would I be on Tinder, Genius?

yo CUNT I'm talking here that means you shut your whore mouth unless my fuckstick is in there.

>>739802329
Rolling

>>739802534
Tinder sucks, faggot; get a Grindr

OP delivered, Hmm maybe he's not a fag

>>739802225
I can do this wicked trick with my tongue and finger that'll make your asshole burn with more intensity than a Buddhist monk in the Vietnam war.

>>739802551
Rolling

>>739802622
OP is def getting sum pusse

the fuck kind of name is "janny"

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>>739802622
Op here Slut unmatched, new target

>>739802622
Haha fuck me, that's good; Also winrar

>>739802749
Fuck that ugly chink, next girl

>>739802551
rolling
if trips end with mah lady, nods respectfully

>>739802749
Hey you chink cunt, sit on my face

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>>739802622
>>739802800
You asked for it faggs, I am delivering

>>739802922
Topkek

>>739802922
oh now you need to post this as a screenshot right?

>>739802551
reroll

>>739802922
lol op you racist asshole, love ya tho

>>739802922
Kek

OP ain't a faggot for once.

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>>739803011
Lmao

Lets see how much retarded shit you guys can get me to say before she unmatchs.

Is it true all chinks have sideways cunts?

Fuck you

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

I'm watching Full Metal Jacket and the scene where she says meeee love yew long tine reminded me of how you would talk you gook bastard. Get off my lawn

>>739803212
reroll
that would be an interesting twist on fucking.

Hey you fucking gook

Pls reply

>>739803287
Roll

>>739803287
Rolll

Come on faggs roll moar

>>739803345
reeeeeeroll

>>739803345
reroll

>>739803504
Reeeeeroll

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>>739803544
Finally

>>739803287
Rollllll

>>739803287
Reroll

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>>739803722
Ayy

Hey, I'm just kidding about all the racist stuff, at least you're not a nigger right? Lol

Anyway, come over later and I'll show you my big American penis, my place around 7PM?

I want to rape you

>>739802494
Roll

>>739803801
Reroll

>>739803801
roll, but that shit about the monk is tru.

>>739803768
Sorry about that my co-worker took my phone... So how has your day been?

>>739803801
Reroll

>>739803981
rr

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger kike loving gook nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger Hitler dindu nuffin

>>739804059
Roll

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>>739803801
rolls

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>>739804111
>>739804211
WHAT THE FUCK?

Mention that you're sexually frusterated

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>>739804211
Fuck you guys

>>739804111
Wasted trips

>>739804290
OP you're beating a dead horse, next girl pls

>>739804290 op you forgot this winrar
>>739804059

emoji off water drops and an eggplant.

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>>739804345
Trips don't count ypu mongloid also new girl

>>739804412
Does the carpet match the brows?

>>739804412
So when are you having surgery to remove your penis?

>>739804412
are you a trap?

>>739804485
Reroll

>>739804336
agree. give us fresh

>>739804485
Rewl

>>739804485
Way to neg anon! Someone's been reading the mystery method

>>739804412
You look like you are made of Caitlyn Jenner's left of plastic surgery.

This is the last one you mongs so make it count

You look like my Drill Sergeant from basic, is that you Sergeant Coss?

>>739804412
On a scale of 1 to your eye brows. How close am I to getting a bj from you?

>>739804412
trips do count you fucking pleb cas it it has dubs with in it. that like saying one dollar doesn't have 50 cents in it.

I'm so horny right now. To be quite frank with you...oh gosh...jesus...how can I say this ummmmm I'm a virgin and I haven't masturbated in two weeks. Can you help me please? I'll pay you

>>739804485
reee

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>>739804478
This please

>>739804716
Rollll

>>739804412
You wouln't believe how many trannies I had to swipe left on to match with you.

i start every day with the notion that today is the day i die, i rest my head with what ever fate gives me. it sounds depressing but its really humbling to think that cas i literally live everyday as if it's my last.

>>739804412
tits or gtfo

>>739804584
Rollin'

>>739804766
winrar

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>>739804478
rollllllling

>>739804716
Rollllll

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>>739804766
so glad this got it

>>739804478
holy fuck 10/10

>>739804716
Rerolll

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>>739804766
Things get better in high school anon

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>>739804691
My thread my rules, off yourself.
>>739804766

>>739804716
Rol

>>739804478
rolli rolli give me the formuoli

>>739804412
Hey, I'm gonna be completely upfront about this. I'm not a charismatic guy, but I won a lot of money recently and I thought it would be nice to just spoil a girl rotten. In return, I want to try anal on you. Just once. One round of anal sex and you can help me spend my money.

>>739804716
Rerol

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>>739804478
This next. Kek demands it.

>>739804854
Let's not jerk each other around, just jerk me off

>>739804877
winrar

The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed... Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are... Death awaits you.

>>739804716
Rolling

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>>739804478

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>>739804877
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>739804716
Rolling

>>739804944
Fuck, you have to be the smelliest anon here right now

Six centuries ago, the last visitor from earth entered my world,
Now it's your turn to feel the pain
The gates are open

Pain, anger, hate, fear, chaos, darkness, evil, hell,
The gates are open
Gate one: darkness, the world of demons
Gate two: my guides are watching you

Gate three: only evil lives here
Gate four: there's no way out
Gate five: feel the fire
Gate six: pick up your weapons and fight

Fight, fight, and dance with the devil
The gates are open
Gate one, gate two, gate three, gate four, gate five, gate six, six, six,
Now fight me again
Fight, fight, and dance with the devil

God? Is that it?
God? Well, I tell ya, let me give you a little inside information about God.
God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it.
He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does He do?
I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition.
It’s the goof of all time.
Look, but don’t touch.
Touch, but don’t taste.
Taste, don’t swallow.
And while you’re jumping from one foot to the next, what is He doing?
He’s laughing his sick, fucking ass off.
He’s a tight-ass. He’s a sadist.
He’s an absentee landlord. Worship that?
Never!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?

A nigger. You probably thought I was going to say terrorist you racist.

>>739805109
Reroll

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>>739805113
Lez go

Will you let me please suck cheese from your dad's asshole.

>>739805109
One more

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>>739805113
This is the one. Reroll.

I'm gonna rape you xD lulz

>>739805113
Reroll

>>739805222
winrar

>>739805177
Never say I was a faggot who never delivered

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>>739805313

>>739805109
Yes. This. Whatever the fuck it is

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>>739805313

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>>739805222

could we maybe lower it so they would actually respond?

>>739804412
Nigger what the fuck did you just say? Trips are when the three last digits are the same, and dubs are when the last two digits are the same. If you get trips, you also get dubs. You're basically saying that if a number ends in xxx, it is not dubs even though we can see pretty fucking easily that it ends in xx and therefore counts as dubs.

>>739805420
It's probs too late, if OP lives in any country that actually matters, everyone's asleep right now

>>739805453
Nope. It only counts if its pure.

>>739805109
ROLL

>>739805334
I want to ching chong into your ping pong

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>>739805800

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>>739800780

>>739805800
Winrar

>>739800780
Next grill OP

what's with all the Flips on his Tinder?
OP is a gook himself?

>>739805828
reroll

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>>739805953
Nope, just looks like only gooks match me

Why aren't you replying you filthy jungle nigger

>>739806040
roll

>>739806009
Open up Maryamii, looks like she's dtf

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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I'M CONFISCATING YOU STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY THE FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL...

>>739806040
Roll

>>739806094
Haha, what a socially relevant reference! Where did you learn to be so gosh darn funny?

>>739806009
you know gook mean black and Asian mix right?

Lol I bet you are a self hating Asian that only date white boys Until your parents tell you to settle down for a rich Asian lad

>>739806275
ReRoll

>>739806218
ɡo͞ok/
noun
a foreigner, especially a person of Philippine, Korean, or Vietnamese descent.

Keep being wrong, anon

>>739806082
Not fucking likely since I am actually dating her right now lmao

>>739806414
Do it you fucking faggot nigger

>>739806094
rollerino

>>739806440
Quit samefagging

>>739806430
I don't have to do shit. Why would I troll my girlfriend for you spergs?

>>739806414
Just show us the convo then faggotbutt, gotta analyze that shit

>>739806526
We sexted, it ain't happening bud.

>>739806453
You fucking coward

>>739806586
Pussy

>>739806586
Lol OP is insecure about his sexting abilities; quit bein' a fucking pansy

>>739806639
I am what I eat

>>739806669
This is why you rely on text based relationships you pleb

>>739806669
Lol OP is shit at talking to people, too insecure to show a conversation to some weebs on the internet; fuck I kinda pity him honestly

>>739806721
Because people who have sex don't text/sext gotcha

I want to grab u by the pussy

>>739806783
Why don't you share your texts? Oh wait I can guess something.

>>739806872
le trump meme XD

>>739806818
On Tinder though? You don't even have her number yet faggot? Figures you're in a relationship with a gook though

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Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.

op is a true faggot.
let the thread run by itself and stop trying so hard

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>>739807053
reroll

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>>739807173
i gotta get this

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>>739806973
Does this look like a gook to you nigger? You will never in your faggot life ever tap a girl this hot.

>>739807258
Hahaha the fuck are her brows OP? Jesus