explain the lyrics of a song in one sentance and other anons

>>739798412
Ride wit me?

>>739798412
Barney theme song

A man really wants to murder Tomeka Wright.

Some guy loves some girl

Irishman hits on a chick with no success

>>739798684
When a man loves a woman

>>739798634
>>739798567
Nope

>>739798412
a man stands apart from a collection of lesser clones of himself

>>739798707
Galway girl?

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>>739798684
The Penguin - Earth Angel. did i do gud?

>>739798412
Lowrider

>>739798736
anything by NSYNC

>>739798684
90% of songs.

man drinks a very cheap combination drink while thinking about cash, and also the cash is thinking about him

>>739798717
No, it's from 1960s

>>739798684
WHEN A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN LOVES A WOMAN

>>739798736
Jango Fett's theme from star wars

>>739798758
Nope

>>739798412
Man sings about how much addicted to violence we really are and how much we get off on it, "as long as it's not me".

>>739798678
How do you have implants and still have inverted nipples?

>>739798793
C.R.E.A.M

>>739798793
Gin and juice

>>739798772
Finally, winrar

>>739798819
Kek

A man thinks he's being cheated on, then he realizes he was staring into some stranger's window.

>>739798849
Time space continuum instability

little kid goes out onto street, screams and everything is blastes away in a huge shockwave

>>739798846
Vicarious-tool??

>>739798412
Man tell everyone he's bisexual through the song

I'm tougher than the rest of them, I like to flex my muscles, and I hate chuckling

>>739798962
WINRAR

man in jail tells his fellow inmates how things outside of jail have changed since they were first incarcerated

paranoid loser laments the fact that he's been 51/50'd, really wishes punk was still a thing

>>739798412
children go to school to learn how to help build trump's wall, but it turns out they don't need to

>>739798412
Man sings about the shortness of life and how we realize it too late

>>739798948
Well NOW you're just being SILLY.

>>739798736
I really want to know this one

>>739798959
What about me - Shannon Noll

A man conquers his drug addiction and advices others to conquer theirs by battling it like an Indian warrior

>>739799052
if you mean pink floyd - the wall that's dumb

>>739798717
>>739798771
>>739798781
Does anybody wants to listen to my story.....
And refrain; giiiiirl... giiiiirrl...

>>739799052
Another brick in the wall?

>>739799017
;)

>>739799052
Another brick in the wall?

Man sings about being a story from a sad man

>>739799064
cats in the cradle

>>739798412
A 14-some minute song where they didn't have enough space to record the entire song on the album but left what they could in it

>>739799052
Yeah yeah yeah, you said this last thread, I just kek'd cause it was so obvious.

But it's Another Brick in the Wall, okay? Part 1 or part 2, or maybe part 3, but it's one of those.

>>739799073
i feel like it shouldn't be too hard
you definitely know the song
hopefully someone gets it

>>739799139
Metallica

Man hates newer music

>>739799105
It's a Beatles song, Lennon sings it. It might just be called "Girl." I can't remember.

The current date and hour is a good time for mixing mashed peanut with a fruit-based spread.

>>739798412
Woman sings about her humongous buttocks and how much her life revovles around it

a man laments on the sins of the world and wonders why, the subtitle of terminator two has not happened post haste.

>>739799234
It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

they lived for a fuckton of time, and it ends with an exploding star.

>>739799223
Yep

>>739799164
Nah

>>739799234
Peanut butter jelly time hardly qualifies as a song

extra hardmode so have a hint:
irish band

a guy pulls out his sword and his gun at the top of a hill to rob a guy for money for his girlfriend then goes and drinks some whiskey

>>739799234
Kek, it's pbj time

>>739799247
is it my humps by blacked eyed peas / Fergie?

>>739798707
The answer was "Come on Eileen"

Let's try another one. Easier this time

Man is scared of getting in trouble because his student has a one sided crush

Man orders an incredibly expensive phone in the shape of a tropical fruit but never answers it, possibly for fear it might break, even though he receives calls on a near-constant basis.

>>739799320
It is absolutely 100% a song in a purely technical sense.

>>739799175
yep
i knew you got it from the kek, but didn't know if anyone else did
now try >>739798736 since nobody seems to get it

>>739799325
Whisky in the Jar

>>739799064
john farnam - in the living years.

>>739799340
don't stand so close to me

>>739799340
Dont stand so close to me by the police

Car crash these-songs-are-all-easily-confused special:

teens get in a car wreck...
A: it was a race, and he never gets to tell he he loved her
B: they swerved around a stalled car and she's dying
C: it was a motorcycle, and he was a bad boy

>>739799359
Banana phone?

>>739799325
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a whiskey drink

>>739799212
bob seger old time rock and roll

>>739799451
But who was phone...?

Man bravely rejects the Fuhrer's wishes for a population of blue-eyed blonde-haired Aryans by breeding with a woman with brown eyes

>>739799473
Tubthumping

>>739799489
Winner

>>739798412
Wife fucks another guy while husbands gone
Husband kills himself and then wife kills herself

>>739799212
Walk- foo fighters

Guy explains the murder of his freind

>>739799500
Brown eyed girl?

An insane man talks to his bicycle.

>>739799500
brown eyed horse

>>739799394
Winrar in the winjar.

>>739798736
just tell us this one already

Hitler takes over the night telling people what they should do to the Jews

>>739799416
>>739799426
Yes, certainly was easier that time

Now back to lesser known

A man spitefully gives a series of impossible tasks for his ex to perform in order to win back his favor

>>739799473
too easy, now for hardmode
he drinks a bourbon drink
he drinks a scotch drink
he drinks a beer drink

>>739798412
Man sings nonsense as he doesn't like how much deep people are looking into his songs

Music machine in Russia

A woman (perhaps sarcastically) laments hurting another lover.

>>739799608
Loser-beck

>>739798667
Kill her

>>739799416
don't stand
don't stand so
don't stand so close to mee

>>739799635
Ramones rocket to Russia

>>739799589
mega super hint: white rapper

>>739799608
Probably something by bob dylan

>>739799608
I am I said.

>>739799608
I am the walrus- Beatles

>>739799605
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme

>>739799608
Toxicity - System of a down

>>739799167
Piano man?

>>739799666
>>739799608
>>739799703
nah its lennon

>>739799728
either this or lucy in the sky

A woman who perceives herself to be heavily criticized decides to keep going forward with her life.

>>739799693
Nope

>>739799701
damn it.....
Eminem - real slim shady

>>739798736
The real slim shady?

>>739799735
Need a song, not some ingredients

>>739798736
real slim shady

>>739799635
Back in USSR

>>739799728
winrar

fat whore is so fat she literally wants to eat your dick.

A man is dumb-founded that his decisions have consequences.

>>739799785
>>739799805
>>739799831
yeppers

>>739799807
thats the name of the song you dumb fuck

>>739799807
lulz

>>739799757
Lucy in the sky makes sense if you've ever taken acid

>>739799833
Nope

Guy goes to the future and sees the world is fucked so he goes back to the present but the trip made him turn into metal and so everyone outcasts and hates him so he decides just to end humanity then and there

>>739799608
Rape me

dude asks the operator to put his girlfriend on the line

woman struggles to understand the concept of irony

>>739799867
No it isnt, that's just a verse you dumb fuck

closet homosex fag wants to an hero but friend tries to stop him

>>739799756
Nope

>>739799208
No

>>739799836
Group X - Too Many Guys

>>739799838
My Fault-Eminem

>>739799891
Iron Man-Black Sabbath

>>739799902
little black submarines by the black keys

>>739799906
oh
Scarborough Fair

>>739798412
Man is scared when there is no light

everything is blue

>>739799903
alanis mor...whatever - Ironic

>>739799985
blue

>>739798412
Let me ride

>>739798736
Real Slim Shady

>>739799064
https://youtu.be/uGDA0Hecw1k

>>739799836
Deepthroat- Cupcakke

>>739799903
Ironic, although the most ironic thing is that she failed so hard to write a song about ironic scenrios

>>739799985
Red.

>>739799947
>iron man
Yup you got it

>>739800014
It's Pink Floyd - Time

>>739799996
ya was pretty easy one

Women sings how her brother needs to stop smoking weed and get a job... And then he is in game of thrones

Man is embarassed that he accidentally popped a boner at his daughter's ballet class, and everoyne notices, but instead of shaming him, they encourage it, telling him to "let it grow"

>>739800015
yes

>>739799947
>>739799838

yes, but I was thinking of something a little more meme-y

>>739798412
A one legged sailor sails up to Boston

fags are ok, no homo btw

Man shows someone his photo album

>>739799964
Much better, holy jesus

Anyways, next one from me

Handicapped person turns out to be a fucking savant

>>739800121
Nickleback

>>739800121
phonograph

a man designates which portion

>>739800124
cmon man
pinball wizard

>>739800144
Kek

>>739800174
ooooooohhhh very nice

A man sings about his freind who was gay and killed in la

human bones are not pleasant to be around. They are scary and make me think I might be in danger.

we, them, you and us are all the same thing apparantly

>>739798412
Man sings about his love for his friend's wife and the immense pain in it

>>739800234
Scary spookie cunts

>>739800095
Shipping off to boston - Dropkick Murphys

>>739800236
i am the walrus, koo koo kachu

>>739800174
That was fast.

Okay

Man is burdened with living up to expectations, but lets go of his fear to take on the responsibilities that are beyond him out of obligation

Woman describes how to make her cum before she will let you penetrate her

Guy claims that especially in the 90s, women are gold diggers and ultimately says that if you don't have money, you won't have sex

>>739800234
Spooky scary skeletons

America's Number One Sex Predator gloats about his newfound status as Number One Sex Predator to his gay lovers/sex slaves

Woman tells you if you don't have a large cock she will not sleep with you, and also laugh at you

>>739800323
welcome to the jungle

>>739798412
Man writes an entire album about Anne Frank cause he's a fucking weirdo

>>739800387
Anaconda

a very complete wish list for a female companion.

Nearly eight minutes of incomprehensible ranting about the current US president. Not even a song, just rhyming.

Man enjoys when people, especially women, give him a playful moniker.

>>739800310
Fuck Ik this one but not the song name

21 pilots- ummm the music video is a guy on a bike

>>739800121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz2mmM-kN1I

>>739800424
Nope, song came out in 93

>>739798412
Man would go to great lengths, literally, for a woman

a bum gets mistaken for a pedophile before dying on the street.

>>739800388
No think more hip hop

And that album was made in the 80s

The fall from grace a wanna be drug dealer has after he rapes his own mother.

>>739800440
Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake

>>739800481
500 miles

>>739800440
short skirt long jacket

>>739800481
i would walk 500 miles just to go down on that ass

Man couldn't make it on the Lord's day, due to sadness, so he focused on the next day in which he wishes to see a woman with blonde hair

>>739800498
dance with the devil

>>739800507
>>739800528
bingo bango.
fun game

woman tries her level best to become diabetic

>>739800591
i win !

>>739800581
Were you with Billy Jacobs when he raped his mom too?

Cause you are correct

>>739800601
candy shop?

I'm fucking hungover, but I think I'll enjoy the summer day

deformed mutant gets shunned until he becomes useful, then he gets more famouser then jesus.

This game is fun as hell! It's been great, you all have a good taste in music, but i am going to bed now. Cheers!

>>739800455
Nope~

a man ponders the amount of evil in the world and states that terminator two's sub title cannot hasten it's arrival enough.

>>739800387
some missy elliott
work it i spose?

Guy sings about three human scenarios, two of them showing that humans have no power if their destiny and so it's hopeless to build something out of yourself. The last scenario is the glimmer of hope that humans are capable of much more than they expect

>>739800387
don't want no short man
and then she goes teenee weenee half of the song

>>739800744
Lick it by 20 fingers

Enjoy a trip to nostalgia if you wee old enough to enjoy when this song was on everyone's tape deck

>>739800621
ya but ive never spoke about it

>>739800744
>>739800786
Oops that's the solution to the other one

>>739800390
the album isn't about anne frank, it's about birth and miscarriage, two themes recurrent in jeff's work (very explicitly in On Avery Island, the much less memed but equally poetical album preceding In The Aeroplane Over The Sea)
you're falling for memes if you think anne frank is central to more than 2 or 3 songs on that album

>>739800669
night
fuck, it's 4 am
time for bed here too

>>739800785
You got it

Cept that was the radio version. Don't want no short dicked man

person wants to lead

Highschool boys enjoy getting lung cancer in the commode

Hobo tries to convince other transients of a mountain made of sugar, when he should've talked of the streams of whiskey

>>739801028
big rock candy mountains

there's some container that fills up to 113,562 liter

guy points out all the things that makes his girlfriend awesome.

a little girl prefers fucking hobos than playing at recess with her friends

oedipus is trapped inside a burning building, so don't help and just watch.

German band sings about being a video game hero going on an adventure.

A hobo that is surviving and likes it

>>739801474
the fall - darkseed

>>739801643
eye of the tiger

>>739801700
Wrong, anon. Might check that out though.

>>739800754
future perfect