Alright b get me some nudes

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Come on Bros she's thirsty she wants it

blew it already with "no problem". You've forced yourself into a corner where you have to send a double message. She's going to pick up on this tactical weakness resulting in you being ignored. Sorry.

>>739784161
>>739784200
lol jk

Try to get her snapchat if you want nudes. Try to get her number if you want to fuck.

>>739784366
This. Fuck the nudes. Go put your dick in her butt.

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I'll take that as something dubs decides what I do next I'm dying here

>>739783722
cute eh? what would you like 2 see more of?

Then go from there, send her shit,then escalate

post your wins

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Keep it going

>>739784528
Do you prefer being eaten out or eating in?

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Come on I'm waiting for you faggots to reply I'm just keeping this conversation going for anyone to make a suggestion

>>739785870
Reroll for this

>>739785904
I'm a pretty good masseuse, I'm pretty good with my hands and working my way around curves

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I'll accept that since this thread sucks

>>739786200
Show me dem tittays bITcH

>>739786200
Im dedicated to this thread now b/c I'm curious about if OP will score wins

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Come on boys she wants it

>>739786474
I wish you could see my dick right now. It's hard just from thinking about me eating you out.

>>739786611
instant winrar

say, "depends on this dick?" just send that shit lmao

>>739786474
bump

>>739786716
with pic

>>739786611
I will post that I'm just gonna warm her up just a little more for the sake of the thread

>>739786611
Double dubz

Either you got him to score or just fucked his day up lmao

Dont blow this OP

>>739786786
Op don't be a fag just listen to double dubs pussyfoot.

>>739786786
Okay then say this.

I hope I don't weird you out and I'm not looking for a hookup but you have me feeling horny right now.

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I'm just waiting on a reply then I'll hit her with the winrar

>>739786611
dont pussy out on us OP

Say "oh well I cook pretty well, especially desert"

>>739787038
This is going to get you lucky.

why do women usually do these 1 word replies

>>739787168
Dunno.

Idk OP, she seems boring and/or uninterested in talking

Turn it sexual

>>739787168
They've got lots of options easier being a slutty chick then slutty guy

>>739787168
idfk its very rare a woman on tinder replies with more than one or two words, it's very hard to keep a conversation going with them

>>739787168
because they're talking to a dozen different dudes at once, gotta be short otherwise it takes too much time.

Alright even though she just got out of work and is probably going home now as she said above I will still give to my /b/rethren

>>739787168
so they don't seem interested

I like to think of my little sister while I am masturbating and you look quite like her.

>>739787168
It's a beta test. Betas usually stumble and start to become annoying which is her cue that he can't create a conversation so the actual one on one date will end up falling flat.

>>739787168
[Verse Two]
Knock knock, who's there? It's me
Wonderin why you're not naked
Know knock, who's there? Me again!
Still wonderin why you're not naked
I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say
No I don't have feelings, cause feelings are gay
Something something in the month of May
Bitches love my penis cause it's really big
Girls' brains are much stupider than men's are
So they should always listen to us cause we're smart
Women are only good for three things
Cooking, cleaning... and vaginas

>>739787301
Same.

>>739787301
rerolling for this

We're waiting op

How do you feel about a threes one with me and my mom?

>>739787038
STOP WITH THE FUCKING L O L

>>739787231
Touché

Tell her to hurry the fuck up op

Tell her that she looks like a young betty white

>>739787261
They must not be into you then cuz most girls aren't like that dude hahah sorry

>>739784528
>Give excuses to ask for her number
Anon that's beta af, don't make excuses to ask someone's number.

Tell her that you're on your way to her house

can i stick my dick in your ass?

>>739787555
TRIPS

>>739787423
This. Seems completely immature and childish to me. Although that may just be cause I'm old

Op fucked it up again

>>739787555
legendary trips

>>739787555
WINRAR

If /b/tards can get you laid then it's true that looks are everything

>>739787301
dubbs for this please

>>739787555
DELIVER OP

Op is over

>>739787555
op.......

>>739787525
Fake, he texted someone not her

>>739787666
>>739787655
K E K

She has yet to reply to the last two there's no point yet at least

Spiderman thread. Op fucked it

>>739787744
>>739787666
>>739787655
>>739787588

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Roll

>>739787666
Consecutive trips

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L

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I didn't fuck anything niggers I was waiting on a reply should I ask to stick my dick in her ass am I forced to now?

>>739787975
You fucked it op

>Ask for pics you

>>739787878
O_O

>>739787975

Op do my winrar now

>>739786611

Op fucked it up again

>>739787975
No coming back now OP you seem like a rapist

>>739787975
cause i'm a desperate virgin please take my virginity mommy

>>739787878
WHAT NUMERICAL OUIJA IS THIS?!?!?!

Also, idk what you guys were expecting, we all know OP is a faggot. they always say something they weren't told to say.

>>739788198
reroll

stfu and show me ur tits

>>739788198
cause i'm a desperate virgin please take my virginity mamiiiii

Ftfy

>>739788198
WINRAR

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>>739787975

>>739787975
yess say it op

Say "Soooo wanna get coffee tomorrow?"

>>739788272
Fuck off with your shitty memes

>>739788198
yesss

>>739788222
>>739788198
we have another win for you OP

>>739788222
get

Guys, this is fake. Op is texting from an ap to his real cell. He's playing us.

>>739788395
how about shut the fuck up

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Fuck me

hurry up op u slow mfw

>>739788395
then why would he bother taking so long and making everything so unfunny? There isn't that many people paying attention to the thread for it to be worth it to troll lol.

Give us her name op

Its over for you

>>739788492
Bro, say this.

Yes, are you mad at me? I would love for you to be my first m'lady

>>739788492
It's fine, this can work, just tell her you have lots of money and will buy her things.

>>739788492
FUCKING KEK

>>739788492
You have more ads on your texting app then a typical page on pornhub

>>739788395
i believe this anon

>>739788601
Reroll for this. Also put *tips fedora*

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Triggered

>>739788492
Jesus Christ man...

Yes, are you mad at me? I would love for you to be my first m'lady. *tips fedora*

I hope your nipples taste like my nana's

OP FUCKING HURRY UP

Wanna watch Spongebob live streams on youtube with me?

>>739788827
Roll

Hurry up what there's nothing to post

>>739788828
re roll

>>739788827
this

>>739788827
Roll git

>>739788923
Ok.

Look i really just want aome nudes ok, please?

>>739788827
Rolll

>>739789027
Roll

Send nudes cunt.

>>739788827
Rolling4this

>>739788827
this has to happen

Yes, are you mad at me? I would love for you to be my first. I have my pussy pocket out right now just stroking my cock with it fantasizing about it being your pussy.

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Guess you guys can text her she's lost

>>739789027
Rolll

>>739789154
good game op