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>poor dialogue

Theme for this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBxpeuxUiOA

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>>739779459

anyway

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>>739780142
Dimma-don't-giveashit

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Doesn't doug dimmadome's hat always stay off screen because he's such a big deal? Or something like that.

I'm surprised there isn't one in TF2 like that

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>>739780179

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There is a recruit in my platoon - Thinks he's the highest authority on consumerism, lectures people on choosing cars, phones and computers - Yet has never earned a penny for himself.

Not even in his time in the army.

Thinks he's the genius on phones, yet calls cellular data "wifi".

>>739780317
I have no clue, but that'd be amazing.
Course now everyone only cares about Team Fortress 3 I mean Overwatch.

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>>739780386

>>739780439
meanwhile you could have just come here, I have some credentials for that sort of stuff

>>739780439
I'd go friends with him. Plebs like him go high.

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>>739780439
So haze him, or have your entire platoon do it when you're all sick of him

And nothing against where you're from but I don't think that owning a car there is quite as much a necessity as in other places. What I'm getting at is that he probably has never actually driven, let alone pulled something apart.

>>739780519
Hang on I'll ask my brother.

Yeah, that's true. I mean it's fun but it's just another arcade style shooter.

>>739780763
I guess I should let people enjoy things.

I'm just going to post crap I find on YouTube until I fall asleep and I don't care how you feel about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Tps0M-l64

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>>739780627

>>739780818
that would be counter to the spirit of the internet

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>>739780815
>tfw this will never happen to you

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>>739780818
Just checked, no such hat exists.

Maybe you should give the game a try. It can be fun, and it's easy to pick up in an afternoon

>>739780861
bueno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gmQYBZPV7g

>>739781050
I've never been a huge fan of those fast-pace shooters.

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>>739780895

we should be so lucky

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>>739780652
>>739780627
I'm not interested in fucking consumerism. I'm whining about it because it's annoying as all fucking hell.

Can't even sit beside him minding my own fucking business for 20 seconds without him going "What phone is that? How much did you buy it for? Is the performance good? Why did you buy? That's what happens when you don't read reviews! You should buy an S8 like me because the bezels --"

I DON'T. FUCKING. CARE. I JUST WANTED SOMETHING WITH FM FUCKING RADIO.

He's not even capable of understanding basic logic and instruction. Doesn't recognise authority. Doesn't have any sort of situational awareness.

All he's tasked to do because he's so incompetent is sit at the shredding machine and put paper in the thing. And he fails to do even that.

>>739780763
We have direct orders not to blatantly loathe him. Though some people do haze him.

There is an unwritten tradition in my department that anyone whose birthday falls on a working day gets an extra day of leave for that birthday. Someone planted that idea into his head and suggested that he publicly go around trying to claim this day of leave. And so he goes around telling our officers and NCOs "Yesterday is my birthday. Can I get that leave?"

This extra day of leave is a discretionary matter that the commanders can choose to give or not. Of course, being the incompetent asshat he is, every cmdr has given him a big fat middle finger.

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>>739781160
It's totally good man, I don't really like MOBAs or strategy games as much as I do shooters or FPS RPGs

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>>739780912
feelsbad
been too long since I've had a nice musky ass on my face...

anyway, I'm off to masturbate and sleep - goodnight s/fur, sweet dreams and all that

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>>739780763
I would say that having a tank is better than (a car is better than not having a car).

Because at least then you can beat the congestion.

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>>739780895

>>739781246
oh yeah that

also how does he fail at shredding paper? this sounds like it could get funny

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>>739781246
haha, what a fucking tard. Sounds like a real gem. Your orders sound shitty but welcome to receiving orders instead of giving them. It sounds like he'll take care of himself pretty quickly anyway.

>>739781358
Bye Sunshine. Have fun.

>>739781362
A tank would be pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8WhbyO0qyM

>>739781358
Sleep well, sexy.

>>739781358
Woah now, let's not get too crazy

>>739781246
Life don't care what you want, or like.
It just fuck you in the ass, till you start doing things smart.
Whatever it's your ass.

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>>739781639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhJ1hsrSDzo

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>>739781502
He chooses to sleep at the shredding machine instead of carrying out his fucking orders, which earns him verbal punishments from the NCOs.

He has a direct written order signed by him and our lieutenant - He is to put his phone, all his cigs and lighters on our WO's desk at the beginning of every day lest he will be given informal punishment.

Puts an empty box of cigs, a lighter, and a SECONDARY PHONE on WO's desk. LT catches him on his phone. Fucking wrecks him for disobeying aforementioned order. He still refuses to take said punishment, because, and I quote, "it's unfair".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvFrybWuB8A

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>>739781502

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>>739781844
Holy fuck what

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>>739781838
How have you been?

>>739781963
idk if you use Reddit, but there's this amazing sub called youtubehaiku that's just all <30sec videos like these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkN-bE28BLs

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>>739781502

>>739781838
oh I was hoping he was breaking shit from doing it wrong. Yeah that stuff is crap, hopefully they just beat him for a while

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>>739782041
Nope but that's awesome

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>>739782076
>hopefully they just beat him for a while
Our officers aren't allowed to issue corporal punishments

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I... think I love Sunshine. It's a shame all the best girls only like other girls, not that I would have a chance anyway...

>>739782202
gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLp4nb6atDE

>>739782202
Oh God, don't make this your new thing...

>>739782177
Pussies.

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>>739782076

>>739782177
also lame

>>739782202
sun light is over rated though

https://www.youtube.com/embed/3tM0Sow-2r8

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>>739782177
pfhfhfhfhahaha

>>739782202
I would strongly recommend against this too.

>>739782202
tranno

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>>739782014
absolutely annoyed

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>>739782227
Yep.

>>739782280
I wasn't trying to do anything. I was just saying.

>>739782312
The light and dark go hand in hand. One cannot exist without the other, but their polarity assures they shall never touch.

>>739780031
> Starts S/fur thread
> Posts a gay image

>>739782635
ur gay

>>739782635
i know its fucking crazy

>>739782635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wopW4i_0aZo

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>>739782573
Why?

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>>739782312

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>>739782702
I do like stockings and garter belts a lot

Damn she's hot

>>739782734
no more honks

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>>739782790
>>739780439

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I don't even know why I bother keeping this, let alone create it

https://youtu.be/DpfGwuemBAc

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fuck this weird stupid gay cancer furry bs

>>739782841
Tell him to fuck off or say "did I ask for your opinion"

>>739783027
A case of common fag fever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoEPxSFlIwk&t=0s

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>>739783249
I'll take the latter.

Thanks.

>>739783027
Because Sinatra?

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I just want something I can never have.

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>>739783310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs7eTA1ct8k

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>>739783273
It is Wednesday my dudes

That guy should be in a power metal band . He'd be pretty good.

>>739783327
That's reality for a lot of us

>>739783327
try kys that always gets you what you want

>>739783482
I see

>>739783482
Yes he would

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https://youtu.be/WAGAoy5WZWY

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>>739783482
Sadly, yes.

>>739783526
Liar.

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>>739783578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE

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>>739782800

>>739783762
http://seinfeldwhoa.ytmnd.com/

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>>739784027
Jerry

dash

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>>739784417
Kramer

ok, night night

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>>739784506
Sleep tight man

>>739784002
>>739784027
>>739784145
>>739784377
>>739784417
>>739784472
>>739784506
>>739784551
*samefags*

>>739784577
you know it bb

>>739784506
Night, 8butt.

all furfags are cancer and should be gassed

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I think I should call it too

>>739781240
>>739780895
J T R H N B R : A E S T H I C C
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>>739785174
Night, Charles.

Can I get some horse please?

Can I get some samefag please?

>>739785467
>>739785668
>>739785693
samefag

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>>739785467

feral or anthro?

>>739785973
feral

>>739786278
Go clean a toilet with your toothbrush.

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Perhaps I should write "born to kill" on my helmet?

>>739787591
More like this?

>>739787169
Nah, big fluorescent aim would be more original.

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>>739785971

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>>739788393
>Ambiguous
>Suspicious
>Pic related

>>739789125
I'm not a fruit, I hate fruit actually

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>>739782507
Artist name on this?

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Contributing from my favorite folder

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>>739791220

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>>739791220
>>739791342

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>>739791220
>>739791342
>>739791434

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>>739791220
>>739791342
>>739791434
>>739791551

You have one tiny favourite folder there.
No that size matters or anything.

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>>739792252
Size does matter. Otherwise I wouldn't be dying of loneliness.

>>739791139
zoroark?

>>739791220
Damn I wanna fill the left girl with cum.

>>739794522
too bad you have a tiny manlet penis

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>>739793224
No. Just a sexy, dominant, chubby boar.
I want a mommy.

>>739794372
so is she supposed to be Austrian or...?

>>739794701
That and the 2d/3d barrier right?

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>>739794522
summer seems to last forever sometimes, doesn't it?

>>739794725
no i was trying to figure out the artist, google search failed me. not familiar with pokemon anymore.

>>739794871
Summer is eternal

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>>739794958
Yeah, I know. I'm just being stupid. Sorry, don't know the artist.

>>739780912
>tfw it did

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>>739795112
oh jesus...

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Tiny pics for tiny dicks edition thread this is now..

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>>739795672
i'm going to steal all her keywords if ya know what I mean

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>>739795672
Best gf is a drug addict gf!

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>>739795638
OH MY GOD NEWFAGS LURK MOAR
FUCKING CATGIRLS ARE NOT FURRY
GO AWAY OR DO NOT POST
CHRIST ON A MOTORBIKE

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>>739795439
Must have been nice.

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>>739795782
>>739795801
>>739795815
>815 ▶
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>>739795833
>>739795877
>>739795890
you do know you're posting thumbs, right?
god I hope this is a clever form of shitposting

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>>739795553
Who has a tiny dick? Certainly not me.

>>739796020
I accidentally thumbnailed all my archives.
They said it'll make it less space. It did.

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>>739796179

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>>739796489
Why must you tease me so? I want a furry gf so bad....

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>>739796574
Make me hard first.

>tfw 5'10" manlet
should i just end it all? furries are all pretty much standing on their toes so they would be even taller...

Afternoon boys

>>739796711
Sitting in 5 or so pron threads already and still limp.
Impotent.

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>>739796761
Wow, only 5'10"? Fucking kill yourself manlet.

But no, really, I'd hardly call you a manlet. Manlet status starts at 5'7" and is official at 5'6"

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>>739796761
You're not even short.

>>739796919
It's 5AM.

>>739796928
Hey, it's not easy getting a big dick hard. The man above can attest to that.

>>739796945
manlet is 6'0" and below. 5'6" would be like impossibly short

>>739796928
how often do u fap tho?
and sometimes it can be because of medication

>>739797031
uh
rip

>>739797084
isn't the world average like 5'8" or something?
6 feet seems like a pretty high standard
>t. 189 cm guy

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>>739797148
This.
I fap 4 times a day or so, and I am on antidepressants.

>>739797239
the point of manlet isnt to be above average. a real male is always 6'0" or higher. those who are below are destined to slurp the tall chads semen off of the floor as he fucks all the gfs

>>739797148
>medication
That's probably it.

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>>739797243
when I started antidepressants it lowered my libido but made my orgasms more potent. go figure
also you should definitely try to fap less. if I do it more than 2x a day I sometimes have trouble staying hard unless I'm constantly stimulated, i.e. if I'm with someone I'll lose my boner in the 2 seconds it takes to switch postitions

>>739797400
ah so it's a porn-related meme

>>739780031
I like how straight furry includes lesbos

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>>739797478
It's only recently that I've been fapping like this again. I used to fap once a day if even that.

>>739797400
>tfw 5'11"
kill me bros

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>>739797614
You guys are pathetic.

>>739797673
fuck off chad

>>739797589
it's all based on the perspective of the user, and on the intarweebs we are all assumed to be male.
otherwise g/fur threads would include lesbian shit and those guys don't want to see big tits and/or pussies

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>>739797747
Chads aren't 5'2". You guys are just idiots.

>>739782790
Is there more to this?

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>>739797920
>5'2"
is that in dog heights

samefag