please help /b/ros. Last night I shaved my chest so my gf could

flesh eating bacteria

>>739775290
obviously rub shit on it

>>739775290
did u shaved your chest with a grass cutting machine?

>>739775290
what the fuck did you shave with you got some wack disease nigg

>>739775290
Get your girlfriend to stop eating so much birdshot.

>>739775290
Drink your own piss

>>739775290
u need to improve ur shop skillz

dumb ass

>>739775496
/thread

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>>739775290
>Last night I shaved my chest so my gf could take a shit on it.

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>>739775398
>>739775496

>>739775290
>pr0gramm com/static/1006602
Nice try..

go to a doctor /b/etard

This is a pic from a hair transplant... Seen it before.

That's the result of a hair transplant... literally the first pic on google

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>>739775290
Either you got your shit waxed of you're getting a hair transplant from your chest to your head. Either way you're a colossal faggot.

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>>739775290

i love seeing things like that with holes on the skin

>>739775290

https://imgur.com/bLDj6Ey

OP is shit

>>739775290
That looks more like impression marks from having fell on something or your chick is carrying some insane stuff in her digestive track. If you all you did was shave and she shit on you then you have a very serious staph infection or some other sort of flesh eating disease and you need to go to the hospital immediately. Also, if when they start to pus up you don't post a video of you popping all of them simultaneously I swear to God I never want to see you or anything you ever post again and this anonymous friendship is over.
Sincerely yours,
You're disgusting.

>>739775290
Pasta

Sage

>>739775290
what is OP's picture actually from?

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>>739775839
Same I get goose bumbs

>>739775290
I hope this is true because if it is I am overjoyed by your suffering and bewilderment.

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>>739775290

Just the hebie jeebies, lucky it is not the oobie goobies, ugggggg!!!!

>>739775290
So you cut your chest hair then you posted a stock image?

I can only think of 3 things : saliva, pee and egg whites. They are good antiseptics.

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>>739775443
>grass cutting machine

>>739775543
It's not shop dumb fuck, just reverse image search

>>739775290
wew

>>739779069
Saliva
Pee
Egg
Whites

Thats 4 things

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>>739775443
>grass cutting machine?

>>739775290
photoshoop is a helluvaapp

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>>739775496

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>>739775290

Include me in the screencap

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>>739780564
You are autismo

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>>739775290
Cancer

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Well, shit...

>>739775290
You have been infected in the pores by your girlfriend's odd fetish. This happens when bacteria as bad as thow up or shit passes into the epidermis. The system of hair roots into the epidermis work kinda like a highway in certain regions as it has blood passing through. Congradulations you have completely made your self have a risk in getting heart problems.

A treatement: rub your chest with alcohol or cover chest with Neilsporn and lay out with the sun on your chest...

>>739775443
Lawnmower

Fake, just reverse image with Google

>>739775496
This

>>739784731
>>Neilsporn
AHAHAH wtf is Neilsporn? Did you mean Neosporin or the spores of a man named Neil you dolt.

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>>739775290
W--What?

Old pasta. Pic is likely from a follicle transplant.

Nothing to see here its just a hair transplant. they took the chest hair and put it on chrome dome.

According to Martha Stewart you should put a sheet of parchment paper down first to speed up cleanup afterwards

>>739775290
>muh trypophobia

>>739777151
Be my husband