you hear a nigger break in. How do you defend your home /b/?

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>>739774755

>scattergun

good choice, my police top-folder is my go-to person-deader-maker device

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Give him this..

>>739774755

.22 semi-auto. Fairly quiet, should have much permanent hearing loss. No overpenetration. No recoil to speak of. Place ten rounds in the knees and chest, reload, place another ten in the wrists and ankles.

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I'd start with this

>>739775217
are you Bill Burr?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyNvbeCTRO8

>>739775217
This

>>739774755
I don't live in a shitty neighborhood

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Smith & Wesson Tac40.

>>739774755
unless he can fly i wouldnt worry...he heh

I'm smart enough to not live around niggers.

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OP again. back up plan.

throw a banana in my neighbour's house

>Stage a BLACKED.com porn shoot
>Pay nigger $400 to fuck my wife
>Hang myself

>>739774755
With my zastava m-pap
(R.I.P neighbors)

>>739776030
this...
demographic in my area is like 3% nignog

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>>739774755
Bear mace, then shoot and stab.

>>739775645
all the more reason for a nigger to break into your house, rich neighborhoods have more expensive shit to steal. plus the money you don't spend in guns you spend on security...security guard at front gate, cameras, door sensors, alarms, monitoring fees. congratulations you're a pussy. not even man enough to protect your own home.
>honey after 5 years and thousands of dollars on our security system someone is finally breaking in, what should we do?
let's hide in the closet until the cops arrive, hopefully they don't find us and rape you cause I'm not brave enough to take matters into my own hands.
Kill yourself.

>>739776343
I dont think you would have enough hands

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>>739774755

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I'm ready

>>739776509
This. all these people saying that they are safe because they live in a better target are naive as shit

>>739776516
When he's blind and I shoot him in the spine, I won't have to worry about it.

>>739774755
Banana in a rat trap

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>>739774755

How could you tell by HEARING that it was a nigger?

>>739776675
Wheewwww. That supressor got me chubb ed up anon

>>739776986
you hear an intruder, then use statistics to make an assumption

With my fists

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>>739774755
Fill a watermelon shell with job applications

>>739774755
how about we start out by getting some therapy so that you're not so paranoid about niggers, and then maybe you won't need a gun which you'll probably end up shooting yourself with

Toss him my white girlfriend. Run out the house with my gun to safety and hope my gay neighbors call for help.

>>739776675
looks slick bro. What cal?

I call that niggers momma.
Don't nobody stop that bitch when she comes looking for his tar ass

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>>739777304

>>739776509
All my this
Get fucked pussies

>>739777444
digits confirm.

>>739777126
Odds are in my favor, Jamal
I didn't think shareblue came in to none trump threads

.45 ACP or Mossberg 12 gauge both within arms reach of my side of the bed. Of course the dogs are the front line of defense. Weapons are for anything that gets through them. Lol. Nothing will get through those beasts

>>739777782
Based doggos

>>739775217
better be safe than sorry, aim for the fingers and toes instead

>>739775217
Your in california I assume

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>>739775485
That hat didnt protect him.

>>739775085
kek

>>739776509
well i've lived in nyc for 10 years, and it's safe as fuck here.
i dont have a gun, and i've never been the victim of any sort of crime.
i don't know anyone who has a gun and I don't know anyone who's been the victim of any violent crime.
And I guarantee you there's not a richer neighborhood in the US than pretty much anywhere in manhattan.
And it's swarming with niggers here.
So your common sense might sound reasonable to an NRA meeting but doesn't seem to play out in reality.

>>739778293
Those headphones.

>>739776509
Dude, paying other people to protect your shit is alpha as it gets. Fuckin blue collar low class faggot. Try to get through my security guards and shit

>>739778293
shoulda had a gun

>>739778403
What about theft or mugging, there are many reasons to put a criminals down for good

>>739779169
Its never happened to him so it isn't an actual problem, ok anon?

>>739774755
my saying i'm multicultural, not a racist, and offer him my wife
>i'm a democrat btw

>>739776127
>that shit loading style
why not just stick it up your ass?

>>739774755
Timber stamp hammer

>>739776343
damn, how many hands do you have?

>739779379
well this guy >>739776509 says escaping a shitty neighborhood just makes you more of a target, since niggers are attracted to all your shiny shit like fucking magpies or something...
and i'm explaining that no, living in a shitty neighborhood is probably what makes you paranoid about niggers, and waste tons of money on guns.

sure it is just my personal experience, but if that logic were correct no one would be left standing in manhattan, while in fact it's probably safer here than where you live.

>>739776853
My neighborhood has it's own police department so either way I'm good

>>739774755
How can i tell if it's a Negro as opposed to any other race? Do they make a certain noise when they break in? Should I respond differently if it's someone from another race, like a Hungarian for example?

>>739774755
with his dick in my mouth

>>739780169
see >>739777126

>>739780169
Noise no. But the smell of KFC, watermelon and grape drink. Fuck son are you this stupid?

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All I have is a 50lb crossbow and a knife (pic related)

>>739774755
Ask for child support.
He'd run away and I'd never see him again.

>>739775823
>no mag
going to throw it at them?

>>739774755
.40 S&W downstairs, .44 mag upstairs. Good enough for me.

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>>739777071
Thanks lad

>>739777385
5.56

>>739775485
.22 gang

>>739775485

>spray and pray
>miss Tyrone
>kill 30 neighbors

>>739774755
Grab my spicy boner and run at the assailant whilst masturbating vigorously.

>>739776675
How very tacticool. Totally solid home defence weapon....

>>739782254
>.22
>going thru a wall
Go back to COD hillary

>>739782373
>>>/K/

>>739782254
You dumb jiggaboo, it's semi auto. Ain't no spray.

>>739774755
Watch him fuck my wife

>>739774755
depends which room I'm in/where he's coming from.
One end of the house has Smith Wesson 1000 - semi auto 12 gauge.
>Yes a pump is more reliable and can hold more than 3 in the tube. But fuck you, that's what I got.

Other end has Springfield Saint - AR15 in 55.6 NATO with Hornaday vmax.
>that vmax mushrooms like a mother. I'm not worried about over penetrating shit.
>Also, we got 20 acres, so I own it as more of a field gun than home defense.

>>739782847

No fucking shit, it doesn't have a funswitch. You can still mag dump 30 rounds in about six seconds.

>>739782926
Not bad desu

>>739782932
I feel like getting shot with this would either lead to ass rape or pregnant.

>>739782959
:tap tap:
Reevaluate
..aye yo white boi..
:tap :
Ughhh MUH DIC......ughhh

>>739782732

>.223 at 3,200 fps being stopped by drywall

>>739782959
I'm not a trigger happy 5 year old

>>739783205
It's not a fucking 223 you fucking new fag

>>739774755

Spray 'N Pray

>>739783205
>3,200 fps
2500 maybe?

>>739783272
Go stand on the other side of drywall and I'll shoot a 22 at your head
You noguns faggot

>>739783485
Hahaha you sad mother fucker. You are not even allowed to shoot deer with .22 because it's a fucking bee sting to them.
I know, you are agitatied and you ran out of vape juice, but don't take it out on this board.

A 22? What are you going to kill? A fucking squirrel? lol

>>739783716
This groid knows what's up

>>739783485
might not make it through his thick skull

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>>739782959
>funswitch

>>739783862
Most Nigs who catch a .22 just walk it off

>>739783485
How about you bend over and I'll slide a .357 up your loose butthole

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Hand it a job application and ask it, "are you here for full time or part time?". Or the photo...

literally my only firearm is a mosin, and at the moment im all out of glorious 54r. so if a nigger breaks in im jamming the one single round of .308 i have laying around into it and hoping for the best.

i mean, its still a .30 cal round, i should be fine right?

>>739784130
or you could buy some more ammo...

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>>739774755
My roundhouse kick is deadly
I'd give him one chance to run

>>739774755
.300 blackout to get the black out

>>739776986
You hear ooga booga bongo drums as he smashes your door down

>>739784130
why not just bayonet?

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>>739774755
>thinking a spear chucker can pass my blade

How do you hear a nigger?

>>739784130
even if you get a head shot, you wont kill it. it should run off from a single .308 shot though

>>739784483
you just know when you hear it

>>739784452
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

>>739784479
That dead coon ain't going to pay for a new family room wall anon. Trade in for a rhino

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>Pic related

>>739774755
I have a S.A.W.
And no, I'm not kidding lol.

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>>739784610
Need more materia

>>739776127
you'll shoot ur eye out kid

>>739784712
This is about home invasion, not larping on drill weekend

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>>739784692
Or

>>739784815
Cyka blat
Go to bed Ivan
Take shitty riffle with you

>>739784204
local stores price gouge really bad on it, and i dont have the money to order a crate of surplus. i stupidly forgot to save a few rounds for home defense from the range.

>>739784419
because unfortunately the one i bought didn't come with one. i just bought pretty much the first one i came across at the gunshow.

>>739784539
kek

>>739774755
chances are im related to the nigger... sigh...

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>>739774755

>>739784869
Have you watched the movie Elysium by any chance?

>>739784959
Part of it.

>>739784908
Got me a low self esteem white fat pimple bitch. Nigga would hop on her like he hops on a bucket of chicken then I'd blast him in the back of the head with my scatter gun.

>>739784942
If you need that many shots then you’re pathetic

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>>739784815
Is that a fucking zip tie on the rail?

>>739785042
but you have that may in your 9mm.
does that mean you're pathetic?

>>739785042
Niggers run in packs

>>739784897
you dont have to buy a full case. hell, just get a box or 2 for $20 or w/e. sure the ppr might not be as good as a crate of surplus but it's better than nothing.

>>739785017
Not the part that gun was introduced then. It's a "modified" AK-47 with air burst rounds.

>>739774755
Can't use deadly force here, so I guess rape only option

>>739784942
Jesus how many bullets is that?

>>739785116
Tactical zip tie

>>739785259
26+1 of .45acp

>>739785255
You raped? Or raping them?

Both are viable options...

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>>739785221
Just buy a Remy 870, chop the barrel and throw a pistol grip on it

>>739785132
I have a .45 with 8+1. It’s a pistol not an assault rifle.

>>739784130
>not charging him with your bayonet
pathetic

>>739774755
I'd decorate my house with job applications. That'll keep em out.

>>739776343
Bear mace is weaker than regular pepper spray. Thought you ought to know.

by whipping out my dick

>>739785431
Lol the cat is tapping the forward assist

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I hope this works

>>739785580
muscle memory training

>>739785499
ok. you're pathetic needing 8 +1 rounds.
cant get the job done in 2 then ur pathetic my man.

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>>739784483

>>739774755
>hear nigger break into my house
>grab sledgehammer from closet
>walk out into kitchen
>flip on light and bang hammer against door frame
>"let's not turn this rape into a murder, no spread that dark meat and wink at me big boy"
>proceed as planned

In all reality probably my XDS 9, it's always on me or within reach. AR is easily accessible also

>>739785042
not if it's fully auto

>>739786106
>boy
that's racist, why do you have to go there? it's uncalled for.

>>739786231
where do you think you are?

>>739786306
not 1850 alabama

Introduce him to my panty-clad wife and watch the ensuing action.

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>>739786385

>>739784806
Who the fucks larping now, cankles?

>>739786385
cry about it then

>>739786385
get to pickin dat cotton boy, we got quotas ta meet and we ain't givin you food so you's can sit on yer ass and talk ta good hard workin white folk.

GIT BOY GIT!

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>>739786513
Forgot pic rofl.

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>>739774755

Like this.

>>739786516
>>739786533
im just saying there's no need to make it a hate crime, for your sake. you'll have 1000 blm niggers and jesse jackson protesting in your driveway

>>739786589
oh shit it's the richfag with all the guns and sluts whats up

>>739774755
Shitty mossberg/10

>>739786685
>lure them into my house
>rape them all

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>>739775485
>>739775823

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>>739786589
>>739784806
rekt

>>739786685
aren't ALL crimes a hate crime? if the fucker broke in... kill em dead. besides, ur on 4chan faggot!

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pew pew nigga whatcha gonna do

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Probably my semi auto 12.
But first my two rottweilers and mastiff. And before that several kilometers of dark forest. Most likely in the freezing cold.
>life above the arctic ricle

>>739786589
Dick status:
>muh

>>739786999
>""circle""
can't spell for shit. drunk of my ass.

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>>739787000

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>>739774755

nignogs going into an all white neighborhood to try and rob a house. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>739786999
global warming is happening, it's only a matter of time before they start to migrate that far north in large numbers

>>739786589
how to make me hate my life
the picture

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>>739786589
Well just fuck my shit up senpai.
Out fucking standing

>>739787239
>global warming
You know how that works? Do ya?
I live in northern Scandinavia. We get our somewhat moderate weather from the Gulf stream. It depends on very set temperatures to remain in place. If the global temperature rises too much (a few degrees) it will shift.
Once that happens we don't get any hot air here to warm our summers.
Result? It gets even colder, no more summer.
Glaciers, blizzards and dead people. Ice age.

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>>739786589
fake

>>739787500
>I live in northern Scandinavia
Post your cuck shed then sven.

>>739787239
Global warming doesn't mean hot weather for people living above the polar circles

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>>739775217
After twenty .22 rounds in the chest, the attacker trying to kill you might start to slow his assault a little.

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>>739787620
CHERRY Westerende

>>739787769
Yes. I did in fact type one of the Captchas on screen by accident.

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>>739787584
lolk.

>>739787647
Poor prajeet

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>>739787584

>>739787769
Looks comfy desu

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>>739787380

>>739787823
show chamber

>>739787823
he meant the girl was fake.

>>739787823
You have very Femine fingers. Post your cock with a time stamp. And your bitches tuts

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>>739788068
no i meant time stamp looked kinda fishy

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Also a 12GA.
870 Police Magnum, some fancy version that came with an extended tube, XS ghost ring sights, and a Surefire dedicated fore end.
Haven't gotten around to putting a shell holder on it yet.
Don't have any pics on my phone, but the same model

>>739788269
shhhhhhh

>>739786655
Replace the gloves on the nig with a knife and pistol, and 3 more nigs. Good luck.

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My 460 XVR should probably work.

>>739788391
This.

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>>739788024
Its empty if that's what you're looking for.
If you were trying to see if it's real or not you need to step up your game knowledge, /k/ommando. No airshit is going to come with a 2nd barrel in an FN Pelican case lol.

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>>739788371
nigga shut the fuck up

>>739788468
he right tho nigger you're dumb kek

>>739788307
take the 5 minutes and $20 and do it already

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>>739788459
someone has a small dick lmao

>>739788459
ex military here, can confirm.

>>739788468
wow you are one dense fuck

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>>739788514
>>739788371
>>739788068
samefag

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>>739788585
Someone is jealous of this rich and glorious bastard imao

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>>739788585
>tells based chad who was literally a pornstar he has a small dick
sure is summer in here

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>>739774755
pshhh.. I got this.

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>>739788695
Swing and a miss nigger

>>739788402
Isn't a XVR a little overkill for home defense? Shit you'll kill your neighbor..

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>>739788718
you have poor taste my friend if that looks good to you

>>739788837
no screen cap... k

>>739788839
It's not just for home defense. I live in bear country and never leave home without it.

>>739788695
even if it was, you still dense sum bitch

>>739776509
Wait... so... HE'S a faggot because YOU still live in a fucking ghetto where you might get burgled?

Get to fuck, m8 - I've lived in a nice suburb my whole life, never had so much as a break-in on my street. Why? Neighbourly patrols, adequate lighting, dogs and house prices far too high for meth-heads and whores to move in. Simple.

But yeah, you pay rent to live in a rat-hole you STILL need to defend with a gun and WE'RE the faggots?

K' then, Bubba.

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>>739788768
he will have to get past me first!

>>739788933
This rofl.

>>739775217
.22 is best home defense, most effective for your money as well.

I keep flat nose rounds chambered in several cheap rifles and pistols in the house.

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>>739788706
lmao rich is owning a pagani which i have seen on here

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>>739789076
he owns a lambo from what I remember of the car show threads so

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>>739788933
>>739788837
>>739788625
>>739788514
>>739788371
>>739788068
samefag

>>739781950
At one point, that would have been a relatively nice knife - but due to some FUCKING ASSHOLE jabbing it repeatedly into a FUCKING FLOOR, you now have the fanciest damascene toothpick I ever saw. Well done, Sparky.

>>739789062
>first gun jams, fuck
>long rifle, get one shot of, jams
>next pistol jams
>nigger is now stabbing you in the face

I've literally shot rats with a .22 and seen them run away alive...

>>739789152
no there was one with a pagani

>>739784483
well you can't see them when the lights are off so it only makes scene that's they are nigger.
i say "them" and "they" because lord knows that niggers always rome in packs.

>>739789218
Surely my luck couldn't be that bad.

By sucking his big black juicy cock

>>739789223
He meant me. And yes, it's an LP640.

>>739789155
>i dont know what time limits in posting are

my grandfather taught me this one. just put a 'now hiring' sign on all your doors. your home is now unniggerable.

>>739789263
>rome

>>739789265
With .22 everyone's luck is bad... Ever been to a range with a .22? Jamfest.. And that is with good quality ammo and a clean gun.
Few shots in, get's dirty and shit really starts to fuck up.

>>739789414
This.

>>739774755
I keep a stack of job applications next to my bed. I'd spread them around me in a circle and wait until dawn.

45. handgun would be perfect

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>>739789155
Oh, you.

>>739776127
a literal BB gun? You might as well have lube and condoms as your backup plan.

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Literally all the defense I need along with harsh nature.
Never had a break in in this area.

>>739789414
how about you two just go rent a copy of Predator and discuss the dudes physiques.

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The same way my ancestors did.

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>>739788459
>buys a saw causes big guns are better
>can barely lift it do to being fat /b/tard (with money
>house invader ohshit.jpg
>trys shooting him misses do to it being way to heavy
>mfw nigger beats him to death with a baseball bat

>>739789509
kind of like salt and voodoo zombies.

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With my glock and two fur babies

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>>739789684
>not being /k/ enough to know based chad
summer

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>>739789595
oh boy i got called out on 4chan

>>739789509
>>739789704
lay applications around every window and doorway to avoid paranormal blacktivity

>>739789414

I don't know what you're shooting and where, but my guns are clean and fire true often. I get more dud ammo than I do jam ups. I can "usually" get through the hundred drum on my Marlin without a problem. Iffy going directly into the second one.
The Ruger is unstoppable. On a good, dry day when it's just cleaned, it will never jam. The two pistols jam more often than anything.

>>739789838
instead of wallowing in denial
y dont you figure out why he said what he said

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I'll just look at him and he'll run away
>oh lawd jesus, he a demon!

>>739789812
> goes on /k/

>>739789924
corny-a joke

>>739789414
What the fuck are you talking about? I have a ruger .22 and I've fired thousands of rounds through it and I think I've had it jam like one time (when I was shooting as fast a possible for as long as possible)


Also I own a .22 mag revolver so fuck jams

>>739789924
looks like a dark soul trying to take over.. or cancer..

>>739789867
Turn on an orientation tape in the living room before you go to sleep.

TV safe af.

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>>739789838
>A-ha! I've g-got y-you!
>fail.exe
>I m-mean who cares though r-right?
kek

>>739789922
>>739789595
>>739788837
samefag

>>739790033
Just my pupil deformation. Had it since birth.

>>739790013
What the fuck are you talking about? I have a thick 9in and I've fired thousands of loads through her and I think I've had her clam jam like one time (when I was shooting as fast a possible for as long as possible)
>Also I own a 6in butt plug so fuck asses

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>>739789931
t. noguns

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>>739790117
i take it your new here?

>>739790155
So original. Much funny. Very humor.

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>>739774755
gold is always reserved for winners

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>>739790221
typical fat american

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>>739790128
I don't think you're going to get any of those right anytime soon.

>>739790301
>I HAIL FROM A COLORFUL PEOPLE

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>>739790250
WOW such meme. Much topical. VERY proper use if irony.

I live across the road from a police station, there is cameras everywhere and my apartment building has both human and electronic security.

>>739790128
this niggas like that early clapper guy

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>>739790334
i have tho

>>739790301
>how to spot the nigger/nigger wannabe

>>739790321
Not that anon but you did just confirm noguns.

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>>739790416
>>739790334
samefag

>>739790340
NOPE! I'm a full blown WASP.

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I like to have a selection.

>>739774755
I'll just use an Axe or my fucking monitor if i have to.
But where will the niggers come from? There are no niggers where i live.

>>739774755
show him his son

>>739790445
three or four screenshots don't seem to support this

>>739790343
The only topical I know is topical ointment for my nethers.

>>739790301
I love golllllllllllld. da look of it da touch of it da smeal of it.
Gold, a truly amazing metal with incredible property's, you are defiantly correct.

>>739790463
Why can't a white boy like gold. Why should....they have all the shiny stuff.

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>>739790486
you are very bad at this.

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I got this..

but if I run out of ammo for it, then there's...

>>739790595
well thank you very much

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Joke's on you. This is on my front and back door, they won't even approach my house