how to properly slash a tire? what kind of knife to use? will

Yeah man just stab any knife in there. It's real quiet.

>>739770484
It makes a loud hissing sound

Honestly a long straight edge blade. Like a butterfly or switchblade

Reported for illegal activity

>>739770484
>>739770650
Any sharp pointy object will do - also anon is correct very loud hissing sound

>>739770484
Use a scimitar or a sabre.

>>739770484
Piss into a bottle and leave for a week with the lid off. Pour it into the air vents underneath the wipers.

>>739770756
who says im doing anything illegal maybe i just want to slash my own tires

>>739770484
Just prop a decking screw into the tread into the direction they will take off in. The tire will quickly deflate and there will be no suspicion of illegal activity if you only do 1 tire. Or if you do not give a shit Do it to all. And to prevent any repairs aim for the tread near the sidewall side. No tireshop will repair them.

>>739770484
Only newfags stab the side wall, you stab directly on the tread

>>739770484
Logan Pauls chin works great

>>739771680
For newfags that dont understand, the part that makes contact with the road

>>739771127
You are a sick fuck.

Sliding a salmon or halibut in the cowling is equally as fucked.

>>739770484
Tin snips.. Valve Stem... Proper way.. fast, easy, safe. With knife you really have to slam it to get threw tire, chance of hand slipping onto blade and getting nasty cut and or blow out thrusting blade into your leg.

Tin snips guy is right

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>>739771929
/tread

Tin snips on valve stem are not permanent though so put nail through sidewall and remove

Bite a hole in it and catch escaping air in mouth

>>739770484
>Slashing tires
not cutting the gas line the putting tape on it so when the gas pump turns on the gas leaks out removing the tape stopping them in their tracks

Gas line is a bit of work might as well open the brake breeders while your under there

Brake bleeder valves not breeders fucking phone

>>739771929
All you gotta do is replace the valve stem. 5 dollars Vs like 200 dollars.

>>739771127
How bad will this make the car smell?

>>739770484
Make sure you use a fairly thick knife, don't wanna cut yourself if the blade bends, breaks (or if it's a shitty switch blade) closes on your fingers.

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>>739772789
>corrects bleeders
>doesn't correct you're
what

>>739772710
I worked on a customers car that was like this it wasnt the only thing but it is a nightmare in costs

>>739771290
>expecting people to believe in that
naive faggot, do you know in which site you are?

>>739770484
And don't forget to ram a garbage bin into it

>>739772856
Fail if the owner likes the smell of piss.

>>739772977
@OP just take a swing at it with that cool lookin doo-dad

>>739772856
As bad as stale week old piss. It is the air intake for the heater/ac so it will also blow in their face.

Go to a sporting goods store buy a bottle of doe estrus - buck scent put several drops in the air vents under the wipers. Smells worse than a dead skunk

>>739771644
This is the easiest and most discreet way.

>>739770484
Just take their mirrors so they get fined

>>739772827
Didn't talk about $ damage.. in that case sugar in gas tank... Quickest fastest way to fuck a car..

>Highschool
>wanna pull pranks at parties
>piss into condoms
>tie them off
>freeze them in freezer
>go to party with bag full of frozen piss condoms
> icy mikes
>poke holes in frozen condoms and hide them around the house
> ??????
>profit

also works in cabs when the drivers arnt white, just leave em an icy mike

>>739773133
Imagine fermenting a 2 liter for a few months...

>>739773309
why condoms and not balloons which are cheaper?

>>739773309
Thanks mate

>>739770484
Take their windshield wipers a night or two before a big storm hits mwahahaha

>>739773376
It would be quite potent.

I don't know if it's true or not but I have heard if you slash 4 tires the insurance will pay for it, if you slash 3 they have to pay out of pocket

>>739773514
Yup. Must take weeks to remove the smell from the car.

>>739773413
balloons can pop if they freeze, but i tried to shit in a balloon once but it just made a mess

>>739770756
Reported for LDS

>>739773608
Story time

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>>739770484
Im ready when you are op. Where we gonna do this at?

>>739773583
They might be an Uber driver so it might not matter.

Another tip, IIRC if you slash all 4 tires insurance pays for it, but if you only slash 3 then the car owner has to pay for it out of pocket

>>739773762
were doing this at jack in the box to the managers corvette

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>>739773677
>one time
>tried to shit in a balloon
>it just made a mess

>>739773835
oops
>>739773558

>>739772555

Not poking a hole in the battery and funneling the leaking acid onto the brake lines causing them to lose brakes and fly into a Michael Bay film

>>739773558
After that was leaked on the internet and spread many insurance companies changed policy. Most won't cover 2. But will cover 3-4 if you get a newer plan that covers vandalism.

>>739772300
kek

>>739773887
the hands in the background of that picture got me geeked

>>739773795
Confused

>>739773288

Sugar doesn't dissolve in fuel though. You'd do more damage by pouring in water.

>>739773288
Yea, no sugar won't ruin an engine very fast, if anything you get alittle more carbon build up on the pistons, it's pretty hard to ruin an engine from just adding stuff in a gas tank because there is a filter.

>>739770756
Some day, son, you will get that email to be a janitor. Until then, fuck off. What if it is his car? Hm?

>>739773999
nice dubs

Windex on Windows can eat away tint causing the value of a car to drop drastically. Works well when hot

Any sharp knife will do if combined with a real good attitude.
Along the river and not across the road if you want results and not just attention.
Will only be noisy if you yell or something, which I dont think you will.
Suicide letter written beforehand recommended.

>>739772945
Prove he isnt telling the truth faggot. The point is that slashing tires is not intrinsicly illegal

>>739771127
Why with the lid off

>>739771290
Why a halibut

>>739771644
This.

Also, if you are doing more than one, do max three. Insurance covers it if it's all four, so whoever it is will have to pay out of pocket for new tires.

>>739774077
> ''nice dubs''
> Dubs
nice dubs..

>>739773608
Kek

>>739771644
What's a decking screw

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>>739774090
>tint
>onna outside

mkay

>>739770484

Toss caustic soda on the car right before a heavy downpour. It will eat the paint right off the car.

>>739774090

Yup, the ammonia in standard Windex eats the plastic substrate of the tint. That's why you should only ever use non-ammonia based cleaners on tinted windows.

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>>739773608
top zozzle

>>739771127
Dog shit in all belts and intakes. It will only need minor repairs but no mechanic will touch it.

>>739773903
Good to know. Thanks mate

>>739773677
long story short

>icy mikes are a hit
>what about poop?....?
>stretch open condom with all might
>wrap it around large plastic container
>take shit
>go to wrap it up
>squeezed out of condom on hands
>oh fuck the smell
>end up tying it off
>didnt smell that bad once it was tied off
>not worth the hassle

another thing i did was shit in tupperwear containers for a week then throw it in the microwave for 99:99, after 10 minutes the entire house would evacuate and people would start fighting

>>739770484
A bottle of good paint stripper is also effective if there are cameras. Put it in a water bottle with a sports cap, walk past and squeeze from a hoody pocket. It is not a crime to walk past someones car.

>>739774193
Air makes it foul.

>>739774319
and on TVs and any other sort of displays

>>739774361
No op.

Use your own shit

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>>739773887
Yea but why

>>739773892
How easy is poking a hole in a battery??

>>739774366
Anon, and i do not mean this as an insult in even the slightest. You are going some were

>>739774295
A screw used for decking you fucking autist

>>739774305
>>739774377

Brake fluid works great for fucking up paint too.

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>>739773858
Hello!
>>739773887
Greetings!
>>739773891
Sup?
>>739773892
Whats good?
>>739773892
Having fun on 4chan I see am I right?
>>739773944
Indeed.
>>739774046
Burn in hell weeb..

Take mattres, leave on car, wetten it with waterhose
Takes a crane to get it out

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>>739774366
>shit in tupperwear
>throw it in the microwave for 99:99
>people fighting
kek

good luck with that bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTQu9gB11E8

>>739774626
easier than slashing a tire mate

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>>739774766
fuck off this is my social life

>>739774820
You should do that at work before you clock out. break the lock on the microwave.
> complete mayhem

do fast food places have cameras in the parking lot?

>>739774877
What do you use?

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>>739774820
not shit but this reminds me

if you put your hot pocket in for :99 it gets way hotter than 1:00

>>739774766
You have to be 18+ to browse 4chan.

>>739774366
Lid on or off??!

>>739774972
What are you high?

Of course not.

>>739774366
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Did someone touch your brain with a pencil?

>>739774988
the same kind of knife you'd use for a tire

>>739775069

arent u a special kinf of stupid

>>739775069
:99 == 1:39

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>>739774877
>>739774766
>>739774544
>>739774377
>>739774366
>>739774077
>>739773999
>>739773944
>>739773677
>>739773288
>>739773133
>>739772977
>>739772555
>>739772300
>>739771644
Epic gets. Kek is with us

>>739774967
The microwave at a 7-11 is also an option.

hand full of roofing nails in driveway never fails plus they just fell out of your pocket right

>>739774967
How do you break the lock

>>739775092
Op, i was lying. Yes there are. I want to see this go some where. Please post pictures

>>739775272
Fucking A will be doing this very soon.

>>739775263
damn i didnt even realize

>>739774626
If you can get to the battery, you could also destroy the car. Top up the oil with degreaser etc.

>>739774820
>>739775090
>>739775103
damn, does nobody else do this shit? i got a good story for you guys. let me type it up

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>>739773858
>>739774361
>>739774377
>>739775456
>>739775272


Neem oil spray or dropper. Smells absolutely awful for weeks. Unusual scent too, so no one will know what the fuck happened.

>>739775456
Some poor bastard who probably already hates his life is going to have a very bad night cleaning shit out of a microwave for minimum wage while some NEET laughs at him.

>>739770484
just pour some sugar in the gas tank

if you slash the tires, only slash three of them, insurance can cover all four

>>739775912
Please refer to>>739773903

>>739773413
>>739773437
>>739774282
>>739774360
>>739774682
>>739774820
>>739775090
Just because people seem interested

>high school, popular but lowkey /b/tard and i hate people
>get invited to jock party (somewhat friends)
>start to take shits in a bucket outside my garage
>no pee, no toilet paper, straight shit
>huge container of shit
>sneak it into the party and hide it in cabinet
>start hitting on girl
>she wants it, i want it
>tell her to go upstairs and meet me in bedroom
>run down stairs and throw the shit container in the oven
>set oven to self clean (temp rises to 400 degrees and the door locks)
run back upstairs saying i had to pee
>start making out, touching, ect.
>hear people freaking out downstairs
>everyone evacuates the house
>me and my bitch are still upstairs (where it doesnt smell)
>people fighting outside in driveway
>I suck titties and get laid
>we leave the room
>house smells like shit
>play it off like we are victims of a shitty host
>go home satisfied

ive done this a few times, but this one was the best. I baked my shit at 400 degess at a house party and it got me laid

>>739776549
fucking kek

>>739776549
Fucking kek. What else did you do?

>>739776695
at other parties? i have a similar story you guy will like. keep the thread bumped

>>739776549
top zozzle

>>739770484
use your penis

>>739777198
but my pp not sharp :(

>>739772401
underrated post