Don't do it Banana!
>>739756636
Oh I will. *pokes* I did it.
>>739756880
I'll tell him he needs to pay you more attentions as soon as he reads my next message.
>>739756636
Goodness, i'd lose hours if not days if I could have fun with that ass and reach around.
>>739756955
I'm (mostly) just joking here for the record :P
>>739757076
Fine. If you don't want him, all for Kez.
>>739757257
DON'T YOU DARE I NEED THE WEM WHINE WHIIINE
Any britons in this thread?
>>739757320
Just kidding. I don't have a problem with him paying you attention.
In fact I prefer if everyone's happy.
>>739757656
Do British colonies count?
is it horse time?
>>739757721
Nope
>>739757751
YES
>>739757938
AH YIS! OPEN THE PORTALS!
>>739757721
And I don't have a problem with him talking to you... not mostly anyway :D
>>739757751
It's always horse time.
>>739757786
Fine. One day we'll be independent and then you'll be sorry.
>>739758088
Which colony?
>>739758088
Nice flare!
>>739758083
Well I just told him to pay you more attention. I don't have to have him all the time.
>>739758247
New Zealand.
hello friends
>>739758472
Are you a qt kiwi?
>>739758472
D-danke schön
>>739758489
Oy
>>739758489
hello!
First time browsing one of these threads in like a month and I popped a boner the moment I saw it lol
>>739758489
Hey there. How's it going?
>>739758559
Depends on your definition. I'm no femboy but I have been called handsome recently.
>>739758573
No problem, now put the knife down.
>>739758737
I think he's trying to figure out how much dick you can fit in your booty
Bit of a lonngshot, butndoes anyine have the short gif/animation of a scalie fucking a fur's ass and giving him a reach around while licking his head? Lost some images and can't seem to find it again.
>>739758737
What knife? I'm... I'm not hiding anything behind my back...
How young is too young when it comes to boyfriends?
>>739758827
Goodness, I apologize for those typos, phones can be such a bother.
>>739757656
I love me some furry incest!
saddle up!
>>739758949
age of consent is the youngest you should go
>>739758808
We passing those shots out?
Thank God you guys are around, it reminds me why I need him back.
>>739756888
Oh wow, how old is this picture?
Krauti Mercedes has gotten really really fat IRL, his character is getting more and more ridiculous by the day
>>739758472
Whereabouts nz? Wellington reporting in
>>739759039
Ok, cool. I'm just on the limit.
>>739759062
hopefully!
>>739758808
Probably not much. I only just used my first toy and it's the smallest plug I could find. I'll work my way up to bigger things.
>>739758879
It's ok. He said Oh no! so I'm sure you'll be hearing from him soon enough.
>>739759090
Long time no see. How have you been?
>>739759114
Oh cool another kiwi! I'm in New Plymouth.
>>739759203
lol I'll wait over here with my mouth open
Any germans here?
>>739759213
Pretty good. But good news, you won't be hearing from me for quite a while. I'm shipping out in a week.
>>739759279
Hier. =3
>>739759213
But... ok, don't look behond my back though cause I'm not hiding anything there, so don't look
>>739759131
That's fucked up
>>739756636
Someone say banana?
>>739758573
how are you doing?
>>739758598
Hey, how is it going?
>>739758737
not great, luc's grandfather is in extremely bad condition.
>>739759382
What? I'm only 2 years older than him, it seems perfectly fine
>>739759363
Nice, welches Bundesland?
>>739759363
Sie sind eine Peinlichkeit für die deutsche Rasse, obwohl sie bereits ihr eigenes Ende mit dem Flüchtlingsmüll bringen.
>>739759313
That's not good news. I like hearing from you.
Off to Italy was it?
>>739759368
I won't look. I want us to trust each other.
>>739759468
I'm sorry. Do you know what's causing it?
>>739759507
Are you telling me nazis didn't like hot gay yiff?
>>739759468
pretty good!
>>739759213
I take an xl chance e'day
>>739759468
Doing good, you?
>>739759596
Would you... trust me with a knife? I mean, not that I have one...
>>739759506
Im wunderschönen Bayern. Wie sieht's bei dir aus?
>>739759507
Being a furry is just keeping traditions and an important part of German culture alive. :^)
>>739759596
Yep. At least I'll have nice scenery. And great food, off the ship. Only officers get good food. They even have their own kitchen.
>>739759772
Im nicht ganz so wunderschönen NRW
>>739759746
<3 <3 <3
>tfw no bf :'c
>>739759647
Scheiße, ich habe vergessen.
>>739759772
Ja, wissen Sie, hitler mich Homosexuell Furry Sex orgys mit Top-Beamten hatten?
>>739759651
The pug went in nice and easy so I'll be upgrading ASAP.
>>739759751
Of course I would. I just hope you don't mean to hurt me with it. I think we could be good friends.
>>739759870
I wish I could go. I love Italian food and architecture.
>>739760070
*plug
I do not put dogs in my ass.
>>739760059
Google translator sucks
>>739760070
Ok... I'll try to control myself
>>739759914
>NRW
Mein Beileid.
Wie sind die Fellperversen bei dir so drauf? Umfeld brauchbar? Menschenmüll? Oder handhabst du das passiver und bleibst im Internet oder hältst dich gar nur an den Porn?
>>739759596
apparently his grandfather had another stroke. They are thinking he only has a few more weeks to a month to live.
>>739759651
that's good, what are you up to besides just the thread?
>>739759751
it could be better.
>>739760070
Btw, what it the appeal of a plug? Doesn't it feel the same as having a huge shit in there?
>>739760022
you need a stallion <3
>>739760059
Hitler did most of all stick his dick in Blondie after an hard days work.
>>739760149
I'm still learning. I have to learn a foreign language for my job, so that is all me. Apparently I still need to work on it
>>739760198
Hab bis jetzt noch nicht so häuftig Furries irl getroffen. Letztens war ich mal mit welchen unterwegs, aber die haben nie Zeit. Außerdem sind viele auch verdammt cringy. Yiff mach ich eh nicht, hätte zwar Lust auf 'nen bf aber ich hab relativ hohe Standards. Das macht's unter Furries immer schwierig
>>739760240
I know, grandparents going sick isn't easy. All the strength to you two in the future
>>739760255
You can go to school/university after your dog/furry internet boyfriend fucked you in the ass, so you don't drip
>>739760174
Yay!
>>739760240
That sucks. My heart is with you guys.
>>739760255
I want to put things in my butt. The plug is to make me more flexible so to speak.
>>739760464
How could you get a dog to fuck your ass?
>>739760255
no, it just feels like something big in your ass. They are used for stretching more than anything so I mean. It can feel good if you like size. You can also use it to stop cum coming out after sex, so that too.
>>739760538
I'd recommend just getting a horse dildo and going nuts with it.
>>739760538
Uhhh, ok. I never understand how bottoms orgasm. Like, if they take a huge shit they'll get hard?
>>739760538
Is all cool :3
>>739760455
Aye - ja, Cringe ist fast unvermeidbar. Bin ganz froh, selbst mittlerweile einen exquisiten Kreis an Leuten zu haben, mit denen man sich blicken lassen kann.
Nur aus Interesse - was wären denn die Standarts und die Fetische?
>>739760580
Dog dick > horse dick
>>739760462
thank you, luc is going to really need it I think.
>>739760538
thank you
>>739760674
:O
>>739760641
nah because shitting doesn't feel like dick or a toy.
It's kinda hard to describe the feeling.
>>739760574
Why do you want to keep that shit in you? Just use an enema or od on some exlax mmaximum strength.
>>739760580
That sounds... painful.
>>739760657
Standards vor allem Charakter, aber auch Aussehen. Man muss halt gut miteinander auskommen. Fetische wären z.B. musk, paws und leichtes bdsm. Aber nichts allzu extremes bin relativ vanilla
>>739760544
>>739760544
Step 1: Get a suitable dog.
Step 2: Get on all fours, present the ass.
Step 3: Get the doggo hard.
Step 4: Get ready for the knot. <3
>>739760839
We should combine our shitposting powers...
>>739760754
enema isn't used for sexual pleasure, it's used to clean your ass before using a toy or doing anal. Also shitting doesn't really feel anything like a toy or actual dick. Especially not the diarrhea that exlax causes.
>>739760678
I didn't care much when my grandparents died tbch so can't really put myself in his situation, but hope you'll both end up living happy together i nthe end
>>739760893
How big of a dog we talkn bout ere? Like great dane or toy chiuaua? Also, i thought dogs only fucked when they are in heat?
>>739759131
>>739759039
Is it weird if a guy (19), goes out with a 16 year old guy (in the UK, I should add)?
BTW, if you are here in this thread, I hope this doesn't sound weird
>>739760870
not with enough lube!
>>739761056
>>739761030
I ment to clean the cum out of your big gay ass, not if you take pleasure from it.
>>739761081
not really. 16 is pushing it but its legal so...
>>739761183
it's a fetish thing for some people. It will usually just come out on it's own though shortly after sex.
>>739761179
Yeah, the face on that pic isn't the best
look at this maid <3
>>739761081
If you can handle a probably really immature teen. I'd prefer a more mature bf who's as old as I am.
Not gonna lie tho, I didn't have a bf until I was 18. When I was a teen I always wished for an older bf to hang out with and fuck. So he's probably really lucky. But for me personally it'd be too young
>>739761067
Why aren't you replying to Wem?
>>739761355
Do you speak from experience? Would you rather be top or orifice?
>>739761067
yea I hope so too. Thank you for the kind words.
>>739761227
Cool beans
>>739761425
He is pretty much me in terms of personality. He isn't very immature, but still in a cute way
>>739761179
Remind you of anyone?
>>739761447
zeeb!
>>739761604
yes I speak from experience. I prefer to be the bottom but I have also never tried topping so I have no idea if I would like it or not.
>>739760871
Sehr brav. Nur zu unterstützen.
Mein Eindruck war, dass das Fandom in Deutschland in den letzten paar Jahren hauptsächlich mit Leuten geflutet wurde, die auf Teufel komm raus mindestens einen "albernen" Fetisch haben - und das eigentlich auch Fokus ihres Furrydaseins ist.
So Monofetischisten - die eigentlich nur Furrys sind, weil es doch einfach von manchen Randfetischen (meistens solche, die sich nur zeichnen lassen) eben am meisten Porn im Fandom gibt. Die haben das Fandom über die Jahre, in denen ich da schon mitmache, ziemlich zerfickt.
Typen, die eher dir entsprechen, gehen unter, werden abgeturnt und sind recht selten zu finden. Kann es ihnen auch nicht verübeln.
Bin ziemlich froh, dass der Bedarf, neue Leute kennenzulernen, sich bei mir stark in Grenzen hält.
>>739761056
This looks like it would be fun
>>739761749
public fucking is sweeeet
>>739761671
Bruh.
>>739761690
I have never had an orgasm from prostate stimulation, nor would I ever want to, but I love fucking my gfs tight ass. I don't want her to loosen up, because I love the tightness.
>>739761843
bruh?
>>739761831
I gotten my dick sucked in public but I'd love to be bottom for it
>>739761607
Anytime
>>739761958
tasty!
>>739761888
Brah!
>>739761072
>How big of a dog
Well, that pretty much is irrelevant, because you're the one getting fucked. So anything you can take is fine, it would make sense though for the dog to be big enough so he could mount you, otherwise it's a logistical nightmare.
Also, the closer they are to a wolf, the better. The more breeding went into a dog race, the more deformed it's dick gets, and it's ability to fuck sinks pretty fast as well.
>Also, i thought dogs only fucked when they are in heat?
Female dogs, yes. With a male dog though it is possible that he can go all year.
>>739759279
Hollander auch gut? :)
>>739762041
BRAH! It's a big ol horse party!
>>739761731
Mit so abgefuckten gezeichneten Fetischen hab ich kaum Probleme. Aber Furs die irl so krasse Dinge vor haben finde ich schlimm. Hab da online auch schon 'nen paar kenne gelernt.
Und joa, das mit den Standards kann ich mir auch erlauben, weil ich im Vergleich zu anderen Furries nicht gerade schlecht aussehe. Macht nur auch die Partnersuche deutlich schwieriger, weil kaum einer das erfüllt und die, die es erfüllen, meistens schon vergeben sind oder zu weit weg wohnen
>>739761958
Public public or furry con public?
>>739762055
Well, bigger dog=bigger cum shooter.
>>739762030
my nigerian! I thought i was the only Gideon lover here!
>>739762104
There's a good chance you actually live closer to me than most germans in this threads
Hi ya'll
>>739762223
I'm just a big ole horse lover
>>739761845
it's hard you gotta hit the right spot to do it. I mean the only thing I have ever tried to fuck was a bad dragon fuck toy and it feels good unless I keep going too much and then it irritates the tip of my dick so I don't think topping is for me.
>>739762223
Gideon draws horrible dicks
>>739760455
Who's filling the wine glass?
>>739762293
Who doesn't love horses
Zebras are like, the niggers of the furry world lmao
>>739760455
So true.
>>739762422
this
>>739762114
Too bad I don't have any party time! gifs.
>>739762273
What's going on?
Bananders if you don't reply to Wem, I'm keeping him for myself.
>>73976242
wat
>>739762326
thats just like, your opinion man.
>>739762303
You probably are not using enough lube. Also, u cut?
>>739762421
only the haters
>>739762464
I'm bad at javascript
>>739762507
the bd lube does dry out pretty quick, and yea I am cut.
>>739762544
look at that cutie!!!
bump
>>739762183
See, that's not nessiciarily true.
The volume will obviously be a bit related to dog body size, but GSD's for example shoot much, much less than say Huskies, even though they are about the same size.
It's about being close to wolf DNA, that's all there is to it.
But what if I want a real dick to suck?
>>739762124
Public public, I've never been to a con. I want to go to one and try it all out eventually.
>>739762478
No, they're objectively bad. They don't resemble the shape of real horse cocks in any way. Not even in an idealized or toony way. They literally look like black pringles cans.
>>739762678
u're face iz a pringles can
>>739762544
Git gud
>>739762634
Hey, what it do?
>>739762678
>>739762763
I'm trying you skank
>>739762606
So am i. I can jack to completion just using my hand with no lube, and imagination, so I think that the latter really comes into play when using toys, I wouldn't know much about those, as I only use my hand, which is completely adequate for me. Also, I have a gf.
>>739762763
<3
>>739762123
Ja, gut. Die Bilder gehen mir am Arsch vorbei und das jemand auf irgendwas steht auch, das Problem für mich sind die Grüppchen, die sich darum bilden, die die hemmungslos machen, mehr von diesen Typen anlocken und insgesamt sich relativ wenig Gedanken darum machen, wie man so generell drauf ist, weil man ja eh in seiner Gruppe ist, die eh auf einen steht, weil man XY macht/mag und sich die Latte dran abstoßen kann.
Aber ja. Dir noch viel Erfolg dabei. Wenn du das mit den Standarts beibehältst, wirst du auch erfolgreich werden, die anderen, die sowas haben, merken das früher oder später.
>>739762634
Matty, finally we're up at the same time :P Are you ready to play?
>>739762849
Woaaaah guys check out this bad ass who has problems jacking off but he has a gf he needs to mention 22 times.
>>739762639
Did you actually do research into what kind of dog has the biggest dick so you could get one and turn it into your butt slave?
>>739762255
Could be. Can you give a hint where you live?
>>739762849
I mean, when I'm jacking while riding my boyfriend I am not using lube even though I guess I should be.
>>739762936
LOL
>>739762660
Don't expect too much, but do it. It's fun. It's really good though if you know some people you can stick to there.
Meowwww
>>739762797
I'm not your skank, slut.
>>739762849
I ment when I did not have a gf, I don't do it anymore now.
>>739762763
hella work, i have been playing csgo, and pulling SICK AWP SHOTS and clutching rounds yeah.
>>739762889
Yeah, whenever you want to im down