Gilf

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>>739750058

>>739750183
Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, that's for sure.

when I was 19 at college I met this bbw milf (40-45). We shagged and then she told me her youngest son was older than me. 10/10 would experience again.

>>739751885
Im assuming that you shot her full of nut
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when I was 19 at college I met this bbw milf (40-45). We shagged and then she told me her youngest son was older than me. 10/10 would experience again.

>>739752012
She finished me off with an ol blowie and ate it all. Milfs are so fucking horny its unreal.

>>739750228
>>739750183
>>739750135
>>739750058
that should be the picture in the dictionary under "gilf"

>>739752572
>2
LOL. thats my best friends grandmother, I posted it the other night. Love seeing it get around

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>>739753218
Yah, I saw it and had to save it. Do you have more of her?

Where do I find a GILF to fuck?

>>739753218
What?

Details???

>>739753684
nothing naked, I saw that on POF. might be able to pull some regular pics from her facebook

>>739755037
I found it on POF awhile back. I never thought anything about her till I saw it. Now I get hard whenever she comes over to my buddies house

>>739755137
POF includes nude photos now?

>>739755137
Ya pull some off Facebook please

>>739754166
Maybe I should hang out at the bingo halls? Or Oldsmobile dealerships?>>739755293

>>739755651
Wine bars.

>>739755137
Huh??

>>739753218
dude... proof it and more! she is amazing

>>739756442
I don't get this, why do women do this? way to ruin your pussies

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Time to save this thread

>>739756747
Because it makes them cum. It can be quite fun ruining a cunt. You still have a tight asshole to fuck too.

>>739756960
I don't see any grandson

>>739756960
Id like to see pics of her in street wear

>>739756960
Anyone ever track her FB down?

>>739755293
pull some pics off of fb bro

>>739756960
Mary something?

>>739757466
It may be BS.....

>>739757741
probably

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>>739757741
Still an amazing pic

>>739757741
Yep, not a new pic. Like ten pages of results on the google reverse image search.

>>739757985
I agree

>>739757259
Guess not!!!

>>739750658
PLZ MORE

>>739761197
Ass pic

I want to fuck a gilf so bad!! I don't know where to meet them or do. Help anons, give me some advice.

>>739761680
Dating sites or craigslist.

>>739761896
I've tried CL to no avail, and there are non on OKCupid that want to match with someone my age.

>>739761935
Change your age to the next bracket

>>739761935
How big is the town you live in?

>>739762049
So basically lie about my age?

>>739762080
It's alright. (Miami, Hialeah)

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my boy deandre likes that chubby granny porn

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80 year old pussy

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>>739762533

>>739762392
>>739762499
Did you hit that? Her pussy is wet as fuck.

>>739762161
Depends how old you are, early 20's can be a bit of a turn off for older women. They became much easier to get in my late twenties.

The town size is fine, it's a lot better then where i'm at (100k) and I've bagged a few 50 plus women. Posting an ad on CL every once and a while is a recipe for disappointment. I will give you my system.

Write a list of 30 things you want or want to do, the more specific the better. Over the next few months post an ad every day or two and renew old ones as needed. Thing of it like fishing with a net, the bigger the better. Mention age isn't an issue in the ads (in different ways of course, you don't want anyone figuring out all the ads are yours). Keep fishing, and never stop. You'll be surprised what you catch. Try fetlife too, plenty of cougars on there.

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>>739762562
nah, sadly not mine... Here's another 80 year old.

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>>739762670

>>739762392
That pussy ain't bad, everything else is.

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>>739762789

>>739762585
I am 18, which is probably a turn off for most cougars/grannies.

I'll definitely do this anon, thanks a lot.

>fetlife
How is it? Do I need to pay? First time I hear of it.

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>>739762698
Yeah, but for 80, I mean what can you expect. Her pussy obviously doesn't get the same UV exposure.. lol.

>>739762824
Fetlife is free, it's like a fetish based facebook. Yah 18 is a bit young, you're going to have to go after women that specifically want younger guys. Might not hurt to say you're 20 on craigslist.

That being said I got my first mature woman (45) at 19 so if you look and be patient you probably aren't too far off.

>>739763033
Reading some reviews and it seems that Fetlife isn't that good for finding hookups, and that there is quite a bit of stalkers.

I would put 20, but don't know how believable it would be.
Fucking sucks man...

>>739762824
On and with the CL thing, check the m4w section before you post, don't put your posts too close together. Generally put at least 15 or 20 other posts between yours. And remember peak times. Weekend evenings are a great time to be in the first few results when people are drunk.

O and don't disclude married women, nothing better than a woman that comes over, fucks and leaves.

>>739763197
You're a man, you'll be fine. It's just another tool to use, remember to cast a wide net. It's not been the best tool for me but it's gotten me a good dozen different women over 4 years and I don't use it much.

>>739763273
Thanks for that, I'll always keep that in mind. I'll have to switch up my writing style also.

>O and don't disclude married women, nothing better than a woman that comes over, fucks and leaves.
Definitely, I love them.

>>739763349
Gotcha. Thanks bud.

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>>739763401
And at 18 you basically are a fetish object and you can be honest what you're looking for in your fetlife profile. Use your what advantages you have.

Seriously I'm 33 and I won't fuck with 18 year old girls. The people that go that young with an age gap, like them that young. Women are included in this, I've fucked some mature sluts that loved to talk about virginities they took and how young they went.

>>739763841
Very true! Fuck, going to make a profile then. How should I structure the profile? And what type of pictures should I include?

>>739763401
O and be safe, get yourself a throwaway email address. CL will randomly fuck up and not mask your email sometimes.

>>739763963
I use an email that has no connection to me, so I think I'll be good. Thanks, I've noticed it doesn't anonymize it when you respond to a message.

>>739762585
Is fetlife legit? Ive been hearin about it more n more

>>739763949
Treat the main profile kind of like a dating profile but be honest about your kinks. Tag the fetishes you like or are interest in. Join some groups, anything local and ones that are of interest.

For pics I'd say just use a normal, flattering picture and say you can send more explicit stuff on request.

>>739761896
Is MeetMe still around? There used to be loads of old broads on there.

>>739755025
>>739756091
're like this

>>739764131
Face pics are okay?
Do I also include some of my hobbies and such?

>>739764131
>>739764308
Also for role I have no fucking idea.

>>739764237
Okcupid is so so
Pof sucks these days
Tinder has become total shit

I read this new generation of millenials is having less sex than any other in decades- i think theyre ruining everything.

Hookup apps are amazing

>>739764308
Yah, face pics are ok. Plenty of people don't include explicit stuff (if you want to go ahead though). Yah, include things that make you seem like a well rounded person, treat it like a dating profile. When you've created your profile you can search the town you live in and get all the results from there.

Sadly it won't let you search like a dating site but with patience you can go through profiles and find ones you like.

>>739764387
What are your choices? I don't remember that field.

>>739764387
Go for evolving, exploring, kinkster or hedonist. None of those ties you to anything besides looking for sex.

Less talk more pics

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>>739764678
I'm helping a baby bird fly here motherfucker.

>>739750205
I'd fuck brucey

>>739764727
Well that doesn't stop you from posting pics at the same time dickwad. Or can you only do one thing st a time?

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>>739764549
I might include a dick pic, don't know if that's common.

Also there's way too many choices.

>>739764631
Evolving might be my best option ey?

>>739750135
Damn she's fine.

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>>739764897
Doing about 5 things at the moment but you're right I could. My granny folder is large.

>>739764937
Yah, it basically says "interested but still figuring things out". Good thing to go with if you're not sure.

>>739750058
damn she must've been a PIECE when she was young

>>739761197
That cunt in amazing.

>>739753218
Bitch, that's Iggy Pop, you Nigger.

>>739762533
She literally looks like she's in a giant casket

>>739765288
More?

>>739750058
>>739750135
>>739750183
>>739750228

Please tell me there's spread shots or doggy.

>>739765141
Got it. But fuck it seems like I have to pay so I can get decent access.

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>>739765583
About the only thing you can't do is watch videos. Easy enough to get the women to send them to you if they like you.

>>739765750
You can only also look at a certain amount of posts on explore.

One more question. On about you, what type of stuff should I put?

>>739765870
Explore? Are you on mobile? Treat the about you like a dating profile only talk frankly about what you're looking for sexually and enjoy.

>>739754414
God, I'm hard now.

>>739765972
Nope, not on mobile. Explore shows a bunch of pics and videos uploaded by people.

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>>739765972
O ok, I see what you mean. I don't use that feature, it's basically a random porn search. You'll get local results from searching your town. Local is all that matters.

>>739766236
full/longer vid?

>>739767408
Nice

>>739765626
great ass

>>739766907
I fucking hate that shit in porn where they start spitting and showing cum in their mouths

just fucking swallow it, what is sexy about them acting like they have down syndrome as soon as they have cum in their mouths