hey /b/ >President Trump offers you a steak >wat do?

>>739742697
Th..th..thank u your glorious highness sir

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Ask him politely, yet firmly to leave.

Ask for well done with ketchup.

Get that hormone-fed genetically modified piece of garbage away from you phillistine

Did you cut the first steak, without letting it rest?
> typical single payer savage

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>>739742697
>Actually Donald, I'm vegan.
I really am though.

>>739743000
Three zeros at the end of your post for zero taste

I would accept it and say thank you

>>739742697
Eat that fucking Steak!
Food is always better when i do not have to pay for it

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>>739743094
The taste comes from various spices and herbs.

>>739743230
The taste of a steak comes from the taste of the steak.

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>>739743343
Or the fats, ground up tumors, and grease it bathes in. Nothxm8s

>>739743464
> ground up
You're sadly confused about what constitutes a steak. The fats and tumors are yummy, though.

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>>739743464
>ground up tumors
I have nothing against Vegeetarians and Vegans, but that is just plain retarded

>>739742697
Ask him if he'll sell them outside of Sharper Image this time, or if they'll make it past 2 months.

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>>739743612
>

>>739743712
The lesser animals can and do get cancer just as well as humans. You don't really think anyone performs chemo therapy on them, do you?

>fucking slow-ass captchas

>>739742697

that is probably the dumbest pic i have ever seen....in the last 30 minutes.

and that's saying A LOT

>>739743930
And vegetables rot. So?

>>739743930
> settings (upper right), quotes & replying, legacy captcha helps

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>>739743930
>grinding up a steak

>>739743930
are you getting captchas that reload pics when you click on one?

>>739743930
>hurr durr what happens when cows get cancer

THEY'RE FUCKING PUT DOWN OF COURSE

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>>739743930
now you are getting even more retarded.
No every fucking Animal has Cancer and even if it had Cancer, it is just meat.

Get out collectivist fag. Marx had good insight into the socioeconomic reality of the 1850's but he failed to realize that capitalists could read.

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>>739744116
Eat them *before* they do.

But, you can have fermented cabbage/kimchi. It's the tits and goes great with anything, even more kimchi.

>>739744194
Was referring to how the meat is put together and packaged. Granted, I know about 'marbling' and that not all steak is cobbled together with that 'meat glue,' but certainly not the risk.

>>739744246
And served to you in a burger that's 40% sawdust.

>>739744274
I never said
>every
but even if it's just one (1) animal that does, I'd rather not eat cancer.

>>739744246
No, they start posting /b/

>>739744378
> that not all steak is cobbled together with that 'meat glue,'
Haven't used this in years, but manwhat

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>>739744378
>served to you in a burger that's 40% sawdust
wtf? in which shitole do you live?

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>>739744557
It's pretty groce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXXrB3rz-xU

>>739744613
'murica. It always blows my mind when I hear fast-death restaurants saying things like
>now with 100% real beef!
because it makes me wonder what they were using BEFORE that ad. I wouldn't be surprised if Taco Bell for example was legit using cat meat.

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If burgers are made of sawdust, and trees are plants, does that mean burgers are vegan?

>>739742697

i opt out of all options.
govt should not be involved in "healthcare".
it cant provide it, only put restrictions on businesses and individuals who should freely be able to negotiate with each other.

>"insurance" is not healthcare.

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>>739744828
No, because it's not 100%.

>>739744378
Thank you for turning this into a steak debate, rather than the shitty /pol/ thread out started out as.

>>739744915
Clearly, that's just an engineering problem.

We need tree burgers!

>>739744790
no way that's real

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS

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>>739744961
In 10-20 years, we'll be less concerned with Trump or anything currently on /pol/, and more concerned with what we put in our bodies. One has to start out early and take control of their health.

Say we should get a Maccy D's instead.

I like my vegetables organic. Wilted and crawling with bugs.
> wait, aren't bugs animals? oops, vegan did it again

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>>739745211
Hemp Tree Burgers, yes. Then it'd be even more sustainable.

>>739745222
It's some kind of groce. Big reason why I stopped eating meat, *especially* chicken nuggets.

https://nutritionfacts.org/2015/04/16/what-is-meat-glue/

http://www.cookingissues.com/transglutaminase-aka-meat-glue/index.html

>>739744790
>>739744613
>>739744378
>wonder what they did before
>40% saw dust

You're really not year far off... that's the reason we have laws about something labeled as food should be 100% food. It's why we can't have kinder eggs here. They habe something inside of them that's not food. Though the law was intended to stop people from selling wood chips as grated cheese or whatever other method manufacturers had for cutting food with non-foods for higher profits.

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>>739745375
Case in point
>pic related
>what *exactly* am I eating?

>>739745238
I'm for steak and eating meat in most forms.

Not going to be too keen when we have to start eating bugs to sustain the massive population in as much time though.

>>739742697
As long as it is medium raw I accept.

>>739745357
I only eat Monsanto brand Frankensalad with RoundUp vinaigrette

>>739745482
That's just processed. It isn't created the same way cheese is, so it cannot be called cheese, they add chemicals or whatever to make it the right consistency and flavor, but it's still mostly just old milk, like regular cheese.

>>739745577
>RoundUp vinaigrette
I bet that's bitter.

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>>739745577
>>739745683
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>>739745482

Same with """""smoked""""" stuff.
I never buy anything that claims to be smoked unless it explicitly says "Smoked through combustion of wood chips".
If it doesn't say that, 90% of the time it's just sprayed with a concoction of chemicals meant to emulate the smokey flavor.

At least here in the EU.

>>739743000
My food shits on your food.
Checked.

>>739745758
Depends on how much vinegar you put in it.

>>739745877
100% correct.

Always look out for quotation marks and funky spellings.

>>739742697
May I have an extra serving of catsup, Mr President?

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>>739745877
Carcinogens turned me off 'smoked' things.

>>739745898
>well.....

>>739742697
eat it with gusto, because i like my steak thoroughly thermally processed

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>>739743930
>fucking slow-ass captchas
I'd help you with that but you look like you play for the wrong team.

>>739746011
>carcinogens
You're not inhaling it, so that's not really a concern. It's just another way of cooking meat.

>>739746006
Also I'm gonna need a shaker of salt for this bucket of KFC

>>739742697
I'd ask him to tell OP to take this shit to /pol/.

>>739745482
Even the Spanish on that package is fake! Those aren't rodajas, they're rebanadas.

>>739746170
Yea that's nice and all.

but not everyone can afford 50$ for a single desert bowl

>>739743930
Cancer is very rare outside of old age. Beef cattle are raised to slaughtering weight as quickly as possible. Even if that weren't the case it's not like you get cancer from eating cancer cells you retard.

>>739746152
This looks like a nice dessert
>>739746161
Would never eat this. Too nutty

Someone needs to post some nice cured meat now

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>>739746148
What? I like Korean chicks.....

>thread is now being flooded with patbingsu

>>739745758
Not so much, but after eating it for a year or so you don't need a nightlight anymore.

I'm delighted to see the vegans have figured out how to shitpost and detail threads.

Except this guy keeps posting classy shit. No slaughter houses? No half debeaked chicks? Where's my inhumane treatment?

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>>739746557
>It's a violent pornography
>choking chicks and sodomy


>the kind of shit you get on your TV

I worked in the beef industry for about 9 years, if you think they would use a cancerous animal for human consumption you are beyond retarded.

Something as minor as an abscess in a beef cow requires approval from an on site veterinarian to process the carcass, which has to be done under supervision with video records.
I have seen cancerous animals before, a single cow with a 1.5cm tumor underneath its tongue caused the vets to lock the entire production line for 24 hours and ultimately resulted in eight cows from the same sale-yards being pulled off the line just because they were in the same environment as that cow. They then cleaned the entire goddamn factory which took nearly 8 hours.

Meat glue is a complete horseshit myth as well, as all beef is sold based on weight and whats called marbling ratio.

>>739746300
Mad-cow disease much?