>Walk into your bedroom >You find the real Adolf Hitler

>>739739255
rape him

shout HEIL HITLER

>>739739255
seduce

>>739739255
rape

>>739739255

selfie

>>739739255
Show him my pokemans,

>>739739255
Is he like..ww2 era or 128 years old?

>>739739255
do a full 360 and sieg heil

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Get PTSD

>>739739488
This^

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>>739739351
>>739739354
>>739739554
>>739739563

>>739739255
Go to this thread
>>>/pol/134578534

>>739739255
Show him DeviantArt so he may finish his art.

>>739739255
call him "my little cherib" and give him a pat on the head

Kill Merkel and put him back where he belongs

>>739739255
"let's not turn this rape into a suicide"

>>739739255
Tell him "kys fag"

He would reply "Been there done that, mein neger"

>>739739488
Dis

>>739739255
Give him a timid guten tag and try to explain I don't know Deutsche. I don't think I would say much to him if I could communicate. Maybe a nice chat. I would stay away from politics though.

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>>739739255
Play action figures.

Pic related, just bought this.

>>739739354
>>739739554
W-wha... these numbers...

>>739739255
>Wat do???

I start to countdown from 30 to see if the 128 year old guy will have the comic timing to die right as I hit "zero!"

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Mein führer!

>>739739920
>Hitler killed himself

Jews are right, goys are retards.

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Party hard like a fuhrer!

Continue the mission

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Give my Führer a big tight hug and get to telling him about modern Europe and how the West must be saved. His spirit has risen from the grave and the world thus knows he was right. The Führer has at long last returned to save Evropa!

>>739740198
>>>/toy/

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>>739741253
Fuck you nigga

>>739739255

SIEG HEIL !!!

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Time to fire up the oven.

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>>739740903
this

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>>739739415
this

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Spin 1440 and Heil him

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>>739739255
show him the state of germany as it is now

>>739739351
>>739739354
>>739739488
> 1
> 4
> 88

Ready the flamethrowers and get the jews

>>739739255
do a whip and a nay nay and 360 degree turn walk outside

>>739739255
>offer to continue to hide him
>insist it is no problem
>later, Take genetic samples from toothbrush
>send them to Ancestry.com
>post results

Shickelgruber : 37.5% or 3/8 grandparents Jewish.

European Jews are mostly inbred European with Jew admixture

Some lines are actual Jewish matrilineal line mitochondrial DNA , some are European.

R1b2 etc genetic lines non Semitic.

The tests are only a sampling of genetic bases, granted they test more and more bases every year, one cannot be entirely sure if someone is Jewish and too many would be killed that Weren't if current genetic tests alone were used.

Wait a year or so and Then begin Shoah 2.0, Adolfo...

I'd also ask how many hogsheads his farm prpduces in Argentina and if they have a restaraunt that serves BLT or Monte Cristo sandwiches.

>>739742780
It's only a train ride and then a short bus ride away...

>>739743864

Italy and Germany were literally destroyed by the aftereffects of the 1929 crisis.

In a few years der Führer and il Duce took their countries back again on the scene.

>>739739554
Then you would be sieg heiling the same direction idiot

Show him blacked

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bow down to something greater than myself

>>739739255
Assuming he's not armed, and not immediately hostile, I'd want to talk to him. I'd want to hear the reasoning for the second world war from the man himself. Did he know how badly things would go? What did he think his legacy would be? Why did he not trust his generals and his engineers?

Rip me when I can't speak German.

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>>739739255
perfect
chances are i'll be wearing my military uniform anyway
>click my boot heels together
>salute
>"Heil Hitler"
>buy all of the t-shirts from the comics from hipsterhitler.com
>make him wear them while explaining what irony is
>tell him all the cool kids do it
>turn him vegan
>get him a Schwinn bike
>skinny jeans
>suspenders
>juice boxes
>big frame glasses
>????
>PROFIT!!

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>>739743588
Keep fantasizing, neckbeard. IRL, Jews own you, and your shitty life.

Also, you are wrong on genetics. Only Jews who converted and intermarried had admixture. Most Jews are purebred. The paleness of Ashkenazi has nothing to do with Eurotrash genes, dumbfuck. Look up Pashtun ppl, e.g. Goddamnit you are stupid.

You win the cringiest faggot award. Mazel Tov!

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>>739739255
Congratulate him on having the best kd ratio ever

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get myself into oven

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>>739744662
That's pretty much everyone, faggot.

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>>739739255
Who let the cockroaches out of /pol/tardia?

>>739739255
>Do a 360
>Walk away

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>>739743864

the greatest ITALIAN
and the greatest AMERICAN

>>739746199
congrats, someone knows how to photoshop

Ask him why didn't he leave more of a legacy behind for our family, and why my grandfather didn't mean shit to him.

>>739746631

faget, it's two pictures shot in different epochs

mfw hitler takes over germany a second time and everyone acts like its normal except for sjws who cant get over it

PUNCH TIME

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>>739739255
MEIN FUHRER!!!??
Sob while standing at attention and simultaneously pledging my allegiance to him and his cause.

>>739739327
lol, best.

>>739739733
Dubs have spoken

>>739739488
lol, holy shit that cracked me up

>>739740066
i'll give you a "timid guten tag"!

>>739739255
Gas him for being a normie non-blue eyed brown haired fag

>>739746631
but it's the same man!

>>739739255
Tell him to dig in on the Dnepr line after the Ukraine encirclement.

Make sure you have cold weather clothing and cold weather oil and lubricants so his much superior troops can BTFO the Russian Winter '41 offensive. The he can spend winter of '41 reducing Leningrad instead of getting ass raped by the Russians.

>>739748245
He had blue eyes. Supposedly.

Mandela effect.

>>739745435
I never said Ashkenazi were dark or light. I posted once in this thread and left.

I came back when my arduino 4scanner alarm went off with a valid YOU. (4chan mistakes other people as me often so I allow the history of my 4chan board and thread visits to filter the (YOU) scanner.

I don't really believe you believe that there isn't a valid reason to eliminate a good 25-85% of the world's population.

Samuel Mendlovitz's On the Creation of a Just World Order specifically states that maintaining any future world order or state requires a level population and balanced resource loads. He knew it meant another Great War including a cull to achieve it. The afterword he wrote which was only published in the posthumous 3rd edition states this explicitly, "...after the onset of the quiescent period will be a settling of disputes involving population adjustments that will have to be accommodated over a period of time. The war's intended effects on population won't have been fully realized and the first and second tier nations will yet have a surplus to adjust."

The future, the immediate future looks bleak but during the difficult times the sun will break through giving a brief hopeful view.

Israel's Apartheid is Temporary...

>>739739255
Give him a hug

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Kill all communists

>>739739255
Take off his clothes and fuck his boi pussi

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Ask him his view of history from the losing side.

>>739739255
say hello and interview him.

Talk to him about communists and Jews.

>>739739255
"You wanna play wolfenstein?"

>>739750424
kek

Kick him in the dick

>>739749890
>is a coal miner
sounds nice.

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Tell 'im a story

>>739739255
Hug the shit out of him, tell him I understand, offer him a cup of coffee or a cup of tea and then discuss how to proceed with the extermination of jews. If these aren't your first instincts neck yourself

>>739740903
>>739749647
>>739750943
>Hug

Why the fuck do you think he would want to hug a bunch of faggots like you?

>>739749890
I think it's funny how you think belief in the benefits of a particular economic system dictates a person's entire ideology.

>>739752262
that's propaganda for ya