Just curious... Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?

your mom, but so has everyone else

>>739721392
i fucked my grandpa who participated in the 2nd world war

Got a tuggie in an airport restroom from a GoP Senator

inb4 autists spewing fantasy stories about Emmas, Tay, ugly GOT girl, etc.

Faye Reagan in Vegas before she got on meth. Also had no warts at the time.

>>739721461
lol'd

I hooked up with the former governor of Illinois' daughter. She was 30. I was 21.

No they haven't, but if you want virgins with fantasies to claim they have then you've made the right thread

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I got fucked in the ass by the rock

>>739721711
Was she a good fuck?

>>739721392

There was this guy who claimed to have gotten Ariana Grande to suck his dick in high school, of course he was a faggot and noone believe him until he showed us quite convincing proof but still I don't if that was true.

>>739722547
that'sfunny because I fucked the rock in the ass once. True story

>>739722841
Well? Where's the proof?

>>739722882
Nah you probably fucked Dwayne Johnson. Common mistake

Lien van de Kelder about a decade ago. Flemish "celeb".

>>739721588
was it the best fucking thing ever in the realm of earthly feelings?

>>739723029
pics or didn't happen
>no pic related

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>>739721392
I fucked this"variety girl" in San Francisco in the late 90s.

Here is a video of her ten years later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA7pGDMetHs

>>739721392
I got fucked by Mariana Cordoba. Does that count?

>>739722980
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I fucked The Rock in the ass, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on his shaved hawaiian nutsack, he gave me 300 confirmed rim jobs. I am trained in anal sex and I’m the top westler-fucker in the entire WWF. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>739723094
weed

>>739722841
post proof

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>>739721392
Not sure if this count

>>739723029
>>739723165
Actually almost 2 decades ago, middle years of highschool.

You dont take pics of that shit, you enjoy the moment. She wasnt even an actress back then, just a regular attractive girl

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Does this count?

>>739723263
Did she spit or swallow?

>>739722948
>>739723240

Well that was quite a while ago I don't remember the main trhead topic but everything switched when this guy stared posting.

I didn't really care because Inb4 I'm a faggot so didn't save anything

But basically he showed us pictures and papers that he was indeed at the same high school that Ariana

>>739723348
Only came inside her. It was both our prefered "method of ejaculation" since its the most intimate.

I fucked a post-op thai hooker who said she'd also fucked mel gibson in london if that counts

>>739723263
>You dont take pics of that shit, you enjoy the moment.
nobody knows how to do that anymore. people would rather take 5000 pictures of themselves looking like they're having fun than actually putting their fucking phones away and doing a fun thing. welcome to the cyberpunk dystopia.

>>739721528
Hey me too! Ted Cruz, right?

I fucked a current Ravens cheerleader when we dated in high school. That's about it.

>>739723964
that's so true

>>739723964
Exactly. Only pics I have is current gf, almost all are post-fuck when she's half asleep. And they are for me to look at. Not to throw around boasting trying to feel better about myself.

>>739724291
SEND NOODZ

I once rimmed Pliny the Elder.

>>739723736
That is a very succinct distinction. P.J. O'Rourke attempted to make the same distinction (Modern Manners, 1983) and didn't do nearly as well.

>>739724349
Even that. I mean, I like teasing and all, but just full on spread legs vagina in your face, its just distasteful imo

I fucked one of the local weather girls.

I throatfucked Treebeard back when he was but a wee sapling

>>739724451
What distinction. I dont know what youre on about or who that is. Clarify for me?

>>739721392
Yes, every time I see this thread I post, I fucked a b lister named AnnaLynn McCord back in 2008.

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>>739724647

Not gonna say the name, but I fucked one of the infamous Dan Schneider's girls. Not bad fuck.

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>>739721392
>be me
>study photography for 4 years
>get buff in the process because 90% of field photography is just knowing how to use your equipment quickly and how to use the lighting conditions to your advantage
>only manage to become an assistant after graduation
>my boss gets hired to shoot backstage at a Nicki Minaj concert
>we both go, I'm basically equipment bitch
>boss gets his shots
>I start tearing down our shit so we can gtfo of niggerville
>her assistant pulls me aside
>explains Nicki wants a quickie with me before the show and "asks" if I'm interested
>think maybe I can bust in her and live the good life of alimony.
>nope.jpg
>I am led to Nicki's dressing room
>disgusting perfume smell
>tens of people in the room
>Nicki has a silk sheet over the lower half of her body
>"well get goin' boy the fuck you waiting on?"
>"uh.... you wanted to see me in private?"
>"nah photo-boy I wanna make a movie, get over here"
>Nicki does her annoying ass laugh and half the room snickers at me
>she tells me to go down on her right now or I'm not fuckin at all.
>I go under the blanket
>even worse perfume smell combined with sweaty rank pussy smell
>I grab her thighs and pull myself toward "the cookie" or whatever the fuck she calls it these days
>"uh excuse me little man I didn't say you could touch a fucking thing with your hands"
>get yoinked the fuck out from under the blanket, by my ankles
>everyone laughs at me as I'm escorted out
>3 buck naked body-builder looking dudes walk by as i'm leaving
>"thanks for warming her up, fuckboy AHAHAHAHA"
>go back to my boss
>his $3000 .98f prime lens was stolen
>immediately fired when I come in to work on Monday

apparently I was never actually going to do a thing with her and she really gets off on doing this to people and then fucking her dancers instead.

>>739724757
details?

>>739724889
Met her at Nobu in Malibu. Went out for a smoke, she asked if she could have one. Started chatting, ended up in bed. She an Arby's special, wet as fuck though, didn't wear a condom, busted on her mons.

>>739721392
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

>>739724880
that is the best shit I've read on /b/ today.

I give it a 10% chance of being true, which is much higher than the average post around here.

>>739724857
don't be a bitch. you're anon, anon

Ivana bozilovic.

Look her up

>>739725833
sweet now the story

I've fucked a famous chaturbate model. She has over 500,000 followers so I guess that counts?

>>739722547
>I got fucked in the ass by a rock

ftfy

I've fucked a somewhat successful youtuber. Lol she has like 14k subscribers now and claims to be a lesbian

>>739726247
Which one? Greentext?

>>739721392
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fixed

>>739721392
Bump

If a contestant on a shitty syfy reality show is considered famous, yeah, I have.

>>739724584
I was fucking local newscaster here in Louisville, divorced blond mom, great in bed too, but she was telling that hooking up and cheating was pretty common in their business

>>739727048
Fucking lost it

My ex was a child/teen actor, did the westend and had appeared in CBBC shows as a kid. I didn't know until she told me because I never watched CBBC but other people I know remembered the show she was in. Can't remember if it was her or her child actor friends who she mentioned had fan pages on fb dedicated to them at one point.

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not really famous, but a buddy and me fucked the girl on the left in vegas while on vacation, saw her on "raising hope" few months later

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I worked on the set of Gotham for a year. We got to talk at the wrap party, things progressed from their. Her pussy was tight, but she was a boring lay. People who fantasize about teen girls have no fucking clue how shit it is.

>>739721588
Whaaaaaaaat. How was it? OC pics/vid?

>>739728735
She's fat

>>739728735
What did she smell like?

>>739729361
Very strong vanilla, a little bit of musk.

>>739721392
>Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
I got head Aiden Starr before she was a pornstar. Also got head from Arabelle Raphael 2 years ago at a mutual friend's party. No sex though.

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>>739721392

Her, and no regrets. She was a little less fat back then though.

Pink before she was famous.

Yes, I'm an oldfag.

>>739721392
The closest I ever came to banging someone famous was the time i visited California.

>>739724712
O'Rourke commented on the loss of intimacy during sex by observing how oral sex had become more popular than "real" sex. His explanation was that partners don't have to look at one another during oral sex.

When hates' a game
and love's a fuck,
who dares to call
himself a man?
– E. E. Cummings

I fucked Mary Kate Olsen, but it was before she was famous.

>>739728735
It's you who has no clue. People that fantasize about fucking teen girls don't want THEM to do anything except lay there and be sweet and innocent.

>>739725467
Did she have any piercings?

I fucked the sister of a Vancouver Whitecaps player on a cruise to Alaska if that counts lol

>>739732122
Lol I like this one but no one will get the joke

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>>739732122

>>739732058
Very insightful.
We did, and I always did make eye contact till this day.
Prefer giving oral to getting it though. Feel like some kind of Ron Jeremy when getting my dick sucked idk

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I am actually one of her short term boyfriends from a few years back. Go through the list and guess who I am.

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>>739732368
Her ears and bellybutton.

>>739732122
Hahahaha I got the joke. Good one man.

>>739732730
R U John Jonas

>>739732730
>implying any of us have the time to go through a list that long

I'm sure it's bullshit but how does she look naked

Does she swallow

Did she let you play with her asshole?

Amanda Palmer used to be a useless self important ladder climber in Boston who opened for bands like mine 20 years ago.

BJ was cash yo.

I haven't fucked anybody, famous or otherwise

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>>739732868

>R U John Jonas

>>739732730
ur fucked mate tswift browses every thread

>>739732923

Bahahahahahha like

I remember listening to her shitty post-Dresden Dolls feminist shit and thinking "I bet this bitch was a serious slut before she married Neil Gaiman."

>>739732730
Karlie Kloss

>>739732923
I actually simi liked her in the dresdon dolls

>>739726352
>14k
>successful
cool story bro

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>>739732122

well played

>>739721392
Hillary Clinton. Wait that was /pol/.

>>739733299
I dont get it

>>739733477
she's famous for being on full house when she was a baby.

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>>739724880

>>739732122
So you fucked a fetus?

>>739733202
I'm not that guy but hey man, it's kinda successful. I don't believe 14,000 people even know who I am, let alone pay attention to anything I do on a regular basis.

>>739733602
Lol

>>739733732
with 14k subscribers you make like $50/month doing youtube

>>739733202
Nigger you don't even have 14 people that give a shit about what you do let alone 14k.

>>739732480


everyone got it you mong

>>739733880
Success isn't measured only in money, friend.

>>739732923
She still kind of is?

>>739733880
dfgs

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>>739734024
>why ?
Watches at 0 $?

>>739733723
Yes, because she was born on Full House. She slid right out of a vagina onto the set.

>>739733180
Brian was awesome. I liked the dd recordings too Haven't kept up with her stuff though.

>>739721461
Story

>>739732923
Would dig any details

>>739732730
sttory?

I fucked a girl from the bad girls club in 2010. Does that count?

>>739723178
how was it anon?

I've slept with 2 "famous" people. Haley Reinhart and Brielle Von Hugel.

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>>739726352
>>739733202
>>739733732

>14k subscribers

that's a huge audience if you place them all in one huge room. That's a lot of people watching and listing to you. Just imagine how it felt talking to less than 30 people during your class presentation.

Army generals might give a speech to a few thousand people. 14k people would probably be a career highlight.

>>739734810
kek. keep up that logic for the next "indy" film you make in your basement

I dated the mayors grandaughter and we fucked a ton

Fucked the everliving shit out of the daughter of the leading Toxicologist in Leuven, Tytgat. We were in scouts together. Her bf knows nothing.

>>739734963

I'm not even close to being a "famous" youtuber, and I was able to quit my office job about 4 yrs ago. I run 2 channels. and it's none of that gamer bullshit.

And I supplement my income with a retail websites that I own. Overall not a bad gig. I run my own show.

AND FUCK YOU JOSH FROM ACCOUNTING!

>>739732650
You might also find Crome Yellow by Aldous Huxley to be of interest. He also was concerned about the loss of intimacy in the … or his … modern age.

But do take care with your references. Ron Jeremy was famous partly because he fellated himself.

Best I can do:

I banged the girlfriend of one of the 30 Seconds to Mars members. Don't remember which, but it wasn't the jared leto one. Her name was Kerry. Shit was cash

This was in 2005 or 2006

I fucked this girl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JzmdxcY-xk

>>739735724
Elena Tytgat? HAHAAAAA my younger sister was in her class

Not exactly , but I did fuck the granddaughter of a very famous musician. Fun fact: She was a pre-op transsexual. She has since had SRS and is now married.

>>739721392
yeah I had a three-some with Miranda Cosgrove and Masie Williams AMA

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>>739736484
cher granddaughter ? All her kids are transgender/bi gender, pan gender whatever.

>>739721392
Fucked medium popular twitch streamer. I have posted my wins on here too of her body with no face.

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I didn't fuck kendra, but I did make out with her while partying at a club. We were both drunk. oh, and it's probably been more than 10 yrs now. Fuck time flies.

>>739736633
Nope not Cher, think country music, household name

I sucked off some gay dude called Chester Bennington. He's from some whiny boy band also I ate a log from Andy Sixx's asshole if that counts

>>739736743
dolly parton ?

>>739736245
Yeah im not about to suck my own dick. But she does a good job of it so, whatever.

>>739736732
how was it

>>739736849
Nope but you are getting closer. I don't waant to say who out of respect for her, but I will say the granddaughter was 100% passable, with the tight, toned body of a teenage girl.

Nope. But I did go to school with Taylor Swift. She asked me out and I rejected her. We had nothing in common.

>>739736732
>>739737024

it was hot as hell. Tongue and everything. Got to play with those boobs. But i don't remember them all that big. We even exchanged numbers before our groups went their separate ways (my friends were all hanging out with her girlfriends). But she did that old trick where they give you the wrong number, and they never call you back = ( . I like to think that she gave me the wrong number by mistake. The make out session was hot as fuck, and we danced and hung out for a few hrs. Fuck, shit still upsets after all this time.

>>739733106

Oh. She was.
Bitch would spend two hours sound checking a cello and then try to screw up your set by luring your bass player into a coat check.

Worst star fucker on earth.

>>739733180
>>739734174

ITT: faggots

>>739734084

Truth. But beside the point.

>>739734384

What fucking details? She was a ladder climber. Before she won the battle of the bands she was nobody. She'd get on a four band bill and try to suck her way to headlining. I can only assume she basically won BotB by putting out because even the daddy issues having latex wearing goth ravers of Boston at the time didn't actually like her Rasputina ripping off naval gazing excuse for music.

>>739737782
noting better than a busty petite blonde

>>739724880

real

>>739721392
itt fat virgin larpers

>>739723185
fucking loled

>>739721392
Fucked Aly Michalka. She's kinda famous.

>>739735110
If anyone cares their names are Hannah and Nicole

Bumping this thread. Wouldn't mind fucking Ariana.

Jenna Marbles before she got internet famous

>>739738784
>Aly Michalka
when

A few years ago we had, in Holland, a TV-shows that was looking for the next female dj. I added one on Fb, started talking and agreed on doing music together. During one of the sessions we got drunk and fucked like maniacs. Worth it. Tracks still needs to be finished

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the one on the right. I used to work on set and custom design. And it's true. I guess I never really went back.

>>739736732
10 years ago or so was when she was on that reality show and servicing Hefner. Did you taste any of his cum residue? lol.

>>739738949
now her "boyfriend" is obviously a flamming faggot who's using her as a beard.

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>>739739012

Fucked an actress who won an academy award. I happened to be in LA for business, and one of my friends who works in show business took me to a party. There were famous people all over the place, but basically just like any other house party (in a very fancy house).
Met this chick who I thought was super cute. She told me she was an actress and had been in movies, but I didn't know she was "famous". Even now, she's not a household name.
Anyway, we fucked for the next few days before I left town. Emailed and texted a few times, then lost touch.
I'll never reveal who it is.

Any more?

>>739740328
How about a hint?

Fucked an actor who won an academy award. I happened to be in LA for business, and one of my friends who works in show business took me to a party. There were famous people all over the place, but basically just like any other house party (in a very fancy house).
Met this guy who I thought was super cute. He told me he was an actor and had been in movies, but I didn't know he was "famous". Even now, he's not a household name.
Anyway, we fucked for the next few days before I left town. Emailed and texted a few times, then lost touch.
I'll never reveal who it is.

>>739722841
>>739723496
I need someone to find this and bring it back here

>>739741533
How about a hint?

>>739732122

Ohhhh, its funny because she's been famous since she turned 5.

>>739721392
I fucked a gay escort named Nick Kelly. He later changed his name to Victor Pride and started a somewhat well known men's lifestyle blog. I don't know if that counts as "famous" but it's as close as most anons will get to fucking someone before they were famous.

I tried to fuck Lucy Hale once. Mutual friend's house for a small party, nothing crazy. It didn't work of course. I flirted with her for a solid 3 minutes before she lost interest in me.

>>739729361
salty milk and coins

>>739724880
lmfao didn't think this would even get a reply. I've got access to the .NEF files from the shoot if that would help you believe

>>739742329
Hahahaha. I know his site. I almost think this is real because so few people would know who he is

>>739727345
Candice?

>>739743691
I'm hardly the only one who knows his secret. He sold his ass all over Texas to pay for his steroid addiction back in the early 2000s.

Does internet famous count?

If so, that Danni Meow chick. She will let you fuck her for $500. Worth it.

The most famous person I've had sex with is a girl who had 30k followers on Instagram.

>>739736743
Billy Tipton!

>>739739242
>custom design
He daid.

>>739740328
>>739741533
Alright, it was Lassie.

>>739722841
anyone? because starting to think this guys a phony

I fucked the girl who was famous in our town for fucking everyone in the town.

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>>739721392
She was the best i ever had. She does some amazing tricks!

>>739722547
He is gay. People know this, right?

>>739744916
Hillary Rodham?

>>739745151
He's going to be president. He can't be gay.

No but i got 2 bra pics from a not so famous anymore blonde singer

>>739745036
You know she has a dick, right?

>>739741533
>>739740328
and why won't you reveal who you had sex with allegedly?

>>739723182
How sweet was that? Story time?

>>739741533
fake and gay

stupid kike

>>739721392
Litteraly no one has

>>739724442
You dirty cunt!

Aristotle is the only rimming I'd condone

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no one will believe cuz she is "pure"

>>739728735
Who is it?