Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc.

I replied to an ad about a car. It was my mom and she finger banged me in the backseat.

>>739721321
>met someone
>got penis sucked
>sucked penis
Didnt get raped or murdered
Fun night

>>739721321
craigslist already has a best of section just like reddit already has an AMA seciton

the fuck's wrong with you?!

any asian story?

>>739721429
Story?

>>739721687
>best of
>AMA

What's wrong with you?

One person in Kansas City Rants and Raves will flag your posts only posts that remain are his. Dont know how they do it but they do. He's a hacker that goes by t4P3w3Rm

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>>739722008
>One person
>they
>only posts that remain are his
Stop being retarded

>>739721321
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6224530393.html
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/cas/6224532249.html
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6213675370.html

>>739721321
Exchanging emails with a guy right now, going to suck each other's cocks. My first time, don't know if it's his.

>>739722264
Dick pics?

>>739722108
post something there and watch it get flagged homo I told you the only posts that remain are his are you deaf faggot

>>739722457
>only posts that remain are his
>being this blind
>being this serious

Stop being retarded

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>>739722361

>>739722546
I understand that youre afraid its ok
You can stop trembling mommy is bringing you a hot pocket and your blanky down for you

>>739722785
>only posts that remain are his
>Jul 22 Make America Great Again pic
>Jul 22 Petite shady lady with the fake boobs
>Jul 20 Re: Truckers blow
>Jul 19 How many people were at the meeting? pic
>Jul 18 The one thing that will always be true.
>Jul 11 truckers through town blowing and going (kc)
>Jul 10 The perfect job pic
>Jul 10 I love a good Kat fight (Koo Koo!) pic
>Jul 9 And there it went pic
>Jul 4 Toni Anderson's Mother plans to sue over daughter's death (kcmo) pic
>Jul 4 5 little-known Fourth of July facts (Raymore RFD) pic
>Jul 3 Midget Wrestling Couple (Crossroads) pic

Stay mad, retard.

>>739722957
who mad fag
stay stupid pussy

>>739722457
>post something there and watch it get flagged

I just did and it's still up.

I fucked several dudes form craigslist. Two were awesome and one came prematurely, was very disappointing

>>739723037
>>739722546

>>739723091
takes longer than that chad

>>739722008
I posted ~2 weeks ago and my post is still up

>>739723145
>takes longer than that chad
>He's a hacker

>>739721429
greentext?

summerfags

>>739723111
Any interest?

>>739723452
Tell us whatever you want

>>739723211
>M4T

>>739723526
>Rants and Raves

>>739722008
My post is still up

>>739723661
Just wait t4P3W3rM doesnt live there you betacuck

>>739722457
How about you try not posting something retarded?

>>739724070
got a knock knock joke you start it

>>739723770
Looks like I'll be waiting forever. Never said I posted today. Have fun with your boogeyman.

I'm trying to find a date on craigslist. Idk why.

>>739722008
He must not be good at this hacking thing because my ad is still up and none of those posts are his.

>>739724163
when he sees it it will be gone and you will realize that I was right as always boy

>>739724304
My ad is almost expired. Sorry to hear that you're having such a hard time with Craigslist.

>>739722189
>So it says I am a someone. Which I am.

What's he talking about?

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>post add on craigslist for guy to come over and pound me
>get several replies but most are either tiny dick or really old or generally sketch so ignore them
>one guy comes through with pic decent 7 inches normal looking still kinda older but not really fat wants quick thing discreet
>comes over, takes shoes off and i am in sweatpants no underwear and just a oversized hoodie
>try small talk for a second then realize that's dumb i don't want to know anything about you nor tell you about me
>unzip /drop hoodie and drop pants to floor
>he's like oh damn ok.
>i walk up and feel his cock through his pants
>pull it out and start to suck him
>is amazing first cock in my mouth
>he takes his shirt off and i finish pulling his pants down
>he wants to suck my cock but I'm like nah just fuck me and climb on my bed present him my ass
>he shuffles through his clothes for a condom and puts it on before lining up behind me
>lubes up and sticks it in
>im new to this so after a little bit of him being kind of quiet i pull away and am like "so is this good could you cum to doing this or what would you like me to do?"
>he is like "oh no this is great i could totally cum"
>get back into it and he starts to pound me harder
> really starting to like this i fan feel his vinegar strokes coming
>gets super rhythmic his hands gripping my hips 1... 2... 3... Boom shoves one final thrust into my ass and blows his load
>it was my first time so i didn't prepare and didn't want to mess all over my bed so i stopped stroking myself so i wouldn't cum
>we clean up a bit say thanks that was fun and he goes on his way
>i beat off furiously and cum buckets few minutes after he leaves

Pic related his cock

>>739724727
You're a fucking disgraceful faggot. I hope muslims find you two in the act.

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late night fun

>>739725135
story?

I just need a fuck. 34/m/nw Colorado.

>>739725431
about 2am was on CL and spotted the ad, sent a quick msg, figured why not, after a few exchanges with her, she tells me that her bf will be there to watch and invites me to their hotel, a nice place in DC , but never know when dealing with craigslist folks. He answers the door and already thinking its a set up, but shes sitting on the couch clothed and has me come over to her and she starts undoing my belt and pulls my pants and shorts down and gives me some incredible head, wet, good and deep, I only lasted about 10 min before she swallowed me, was hoping maybe to turn it into a fuck, but that was it, crazy couples!

>>739722189
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6231160093.html

lol

>>739724495
He means gender plays no role.
Moron

>>739726673
>So it says I am a someone
>So it says
>it says

You're the only moron here.

Craigslist is the shit. Met my now ex on there. We used to leave letters for each other sometimes. Because we both loved to browse it.

Used to laugh at the beta fucks who would email me
"Stephanie..?"
"I love you too Casey, I've always wanted to say it too!"
"I was wondering if you would ever see my ad"

Poor fellows. But provided laughs for us.

>>739726673
That would explain "Phsylogical conditoons are not. Genders", but how about actually answering Anon's question?

>>739726494
sounds hot and fun

>>739726870
He posted under t4m

Meaning he's a "tranny"
Didn't post under M or W.
Hence someone.

Moron

>>739727208
>he's a "tranny"
>I dressed up before once
>once
>not answering the question

kek

>>739727329
It says, is meaning where IT SAYS t4m.

My God your a good troll or lack common sense.

>>739727153
was some good head and got to see her tits too, on my way out saw another dude coming into the building, looking kinda lost, just laughed to myself

> Got a damn threesome from Craigslist boi
2 thicc latinas ... then continued to fuck one of them every couple months

> also got a pretty nice escort experience as well

>>739727461
Don't feed into the degeneracy. I understand you.

got a guy to blow ( was actually really good at it) made $120 to let a guy blow me lol

>>739727461
>So it says I am a someone
>it says I am a someone
>it says
>I am a someone

Stop being retarded and answer the question as asked, or don't answer it at all.

>>739727461
It's not up to you to decide what this druggy is talking about.

>>739727914
dubz checked

>>739727999
More like your trips

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>>739721321
very fun couple, pretty active in the area

>list of craig
>search "gh"
>show up
>make deposit
>continue with day

I had a great gh scene where I used to live. My new city doesn't seem to share the same affinity for them. Tis a shame.

>>739722189
>I dressed up before once. And I looked really cute. However I am glad to be who I am.
>t4m

kek

>Be 22
>4 year realtionship with HS sweetheart
>Tired of same pussy, wanting to mix it up, not entirely sure how she feels about it
>Say fuck it and browse Casual Encounters on local CL
>Guy seekin MMW threesome
>Says he has a slut on speeddile who wants to fuck him again but with another guy to shake things up
>bingo.jpg
>After some talking and planning, he talks with her and organizes the threesome at his joint on the weekend
>didn't bother getting pics of her because i trusted his word when he said she was hot, i really didn't care
>Weekend comes, get the go ahead to head to his place, girl said she was out with friends so i called and said the same thing
>Feeling iffy about the whole ordeal but whatever
>Arrive, meet the guy, girl isn't there yet but he says she is on the way
>He's a pretty chill bro, i go use his bathroom to get ready
>While in the bathroom I hear the door open to a familiar voice
>I come out of the bathroom
>It's my fucking GF
>I laugh, she's in shock, her jaw hits the floor
>Guy picks up on the fact that we know eachother and there was no hiding it
>After some talking, we agree to all fuck anyway
>Be 28 now
>Still together
>Be a swinging married couple
>Shit is cash
>Couldn't be happier

>>739729645
right anon isnt there some old faggoty song about this bullshit

>>739729645
Kill yourself.

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>>739721321
found this used couch for pennies on the dollar. Great purchase, the lady was nice, and it goes well with my other crap. Also, I never tell people that I get all my fancy expensive looking shit used on craigslist.

>>739731210
good buy how much exactly did you pay for that BBC (big brown couch)

>>739732563

that BBC (big brown couch) left a huge hole....

in my coin jar.

>>739731210
Got the same couch off CL for about 100 CAD.
Fucking awesome couch.

>>739733239
>Fucking Couch
you got one thing right

>>739721321
I met up with a 45 year old dude giving out BJs. He was nice, had a nice house, gives some bomb head. Gave me a full body massage after and invited me for some PnP. Pretty exhilarating none the less. Wanted some excitement and fun, that's what I got.

>Offered 200 flowers for a girl who'd meet me in a motel for a romantic evening
>sort through a few responses, find a girl who looks decent, selfie pic, seems pretty new to this
>perfect
>waiting at the motel, she walks over, I ask, she took the bus
>definitely needs the money
>she's nervous, I chat with her a bit outside to put her at ease, tell her to relax, this is going to be fun
>get her in the room, take out $200 so she can see it, put it on the dresser
>make out with her a bit, get her warmed up
>ask how long she's been working
>she's embarrassed, tries to talk it off as just something she's done for a few friends, but she needs the money
>tell her I've got $1000 that's hers if she does something special for me
>she's super nervous again now, but clearly she wants the cash
>asks what she'd have to do
>tell her to start by taking all her clothes off

>>739734314
>she strips, I suck on her tits for a bit, then stand her up, take her by the hand, and lead her into the bathroom
>tell her to get in the tub
>fear.jpg
>"Why!?"
>rubbing my cock through my pants, tell her it's just my thing. It'll be just like warm water. A few minutes for an easy $1,000, then she can wash off and we can have some normal fun before she goes
>gently pull/push her into the tub, onto her knees
>take my dick out; I'm stiff af from that worried look she's got on her face, but eventually...
>hit her face with a spurt of piss
>she's squealing and putting her hands up, but I've already stopped and wait for her to chill a bit while I'm laughing my ass off in my head
>tell her to put her hands under her legs and keep them there if she wants to earn her money
>she sits and grimaces as I piss all over her face, her hair, her tits, her pinched-shut lips

>>739734381
>take a break, order her to open her mouth
>she's shaking her head, but I yell at her that if she doesn't open up and swallow it down like a good little bitch, she doesn't get a cent
>she's crying now. I keep the pressure on, she opens up.
>start pissing again, she's shaking and spilling most of it, but I make sure she gets a few good swallows down while I tell her what a good whore she is, that I'm so glad I found a trashy little cunt who was willing to be my toilet
>shake off the last few drops onto her; she's a nicely soaked pissmop already
>tell her to wash up, towel off, and come get fucked like she came here for
>leave the bathroom, close the door, she's still sobbing a bit, but it trails off and I hear the shower go on
>grab my cash, grab her bra, quietly leave
>lul
>shoot a fucking enormous nut in my girlfriend later that night
>still get hard thinking about that dumb cunt realizing she'd swallowed piss for nothing

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>>739721429
Green text that shit and post pics of your mom!

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>built a dresser from scrap lumber taken from work
>post ad on craigslist for dresser for sale
>couple emailed saying they were interested
>came to my house and gave me $500
>took dresser
pic related

>>739721321
met up with a skinny guy and fucked him in my car, he was mad awkward which kind of ruined it for me

>>739734569
If you really did build that, you got ripped off. Way to go cuck

>>739734682
free lumber
only paid for the pulls
about 20 hours and 24 beers
i'm fine

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>>739721321
How to make sure I don't get robbed/murdered?
Kinda new to this

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>built cedar planter boxes with free cedar
>post ad on craigslist for said planter boxes
>sell 2 for $150
pic related

>>739734816
You could of easily got $800- $1000

>>739734569
>>739734682
>>739734816

My brother does this. He does a lot of wood work and then sells it online. He considers it a hobby. It relaxes him. To me it looks like work, but we're all different.

>>739735026
bring a gun

>>739735089
thanks. but i'm not greedy

>>739734569
Nice

>>739735206
It's not being greedy but if you really did make that, you need to quit your day job and go fully into making furniture. I dabble but I don't have the tools right now to be expert at woodworking

>>739734569
Interesting design theory, although your feet should have been mitred, not lapped.

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>>739735323
it's a hobby. there are so many carpenters in my neck of the woods...can't make a living off it.

i work for an architectural millwork company. i get all kinds of free scrap lumber and new lumber at cost.

this just supplements my income. not looking to make 6 figures...just a little extra spending money.

this is my kitchen after remodeling. built the cabinets and doors. installed them.

paid for tops and backsplash and appliances

>>739729645
>>739730038
>It's Escape (if you like pina coladas) with more cuckoldry

>>739734444

brutal quads

>>739734569
That looks great! Way to go, you have talent.

>>739735634
just kind of made it up as i went along

Kansas City rants and Raves has a hacker named t4P3w3Rm that deletes all posts except his

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>>739734569
That's actually quite impressive. If I was looking for wood furniture, I'd buy your shit.

>going to buy shit from craigslist ad
>meet up with the guy
>be 6' tall
>he's like 6'6"
>feel like literal child
>reminded how manlets feel every day

>>739735079
>cedar

>>739734569
damn son, i wonder how your bed looks like

>>739735200
If I could I would .
How can I be sure it's not an escort ad?
Should I ask upfront how much?

>>739735735
What did you use as secondary materials? drawer walls/bottoms, etc.

>>739736252
that's clearly cedar.

>>739736252
western red cedar, you cockwomble

>>739736375
two mattresses stacked on the floor ATM. that's my next project. it's just fucken hot as balls in houston this time of year. i'll start it when the weather cools down a bit

>>739736536
drawer boxes are russian birch plywood with 1/4" agathis bottoms.

the guys out in the shop at work tend to stab bundles of plywood with forklifts. can't sell damaged plywood, so employees scoop it up for like $5/sheet. i have a guy that gives me a heads up and i get my stuff for free....just have to take him to lunch every now and then

>>739734444

Hope she didn't trash the room resulting in damage charges to your credit card.

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Cedar, Pfft. I made this banana holder while in high school. many yrs later it's still holding up great. Can this baby make me a few hundreds? Cause I'm ready to ditch my crappy day job.

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>>739736375
No the same guy, but here the king size frame i made for myself

>ash trees dying
>ash trees being culled to prevent disease spreading
>get shit ton of free ash
>have free access to commercial wood kiln
>make shit from solid ash

Weighs a ton but its rock solid. Grey stain was experimental. Black aniline dye washed over the ash that I rubbed pickling gel into

>>739737417
i'm the woodworkerfag.

good job, anon

can confirm: material is ash

>>739737154
ever fucked your ass with it?

>>739737566
Thanks /b/ro. I work in business but grew up woodworking and do it as a hobby. I'd say let's get a beer and day out over wood, but Toronto and Houston are a bit far from each other. I've been a few times though. Love minutemaid park. Usually stay at the magnolia.

>>739736449
I dont believe this kind of ad (showing gmail address). I wrote to some but just reply from bots.

>>739738158
went to a christmas party at the magnolia. nice place

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>>739737417
>>739735674
>>739735079
>>739734569

I envy you guys initiative and creativity to make this things. I've done a little woodwork in the past, but I simply don't have the energy or time to make something this intricate.

>>739737126

*m*otel -- paid in cash. why the fuck would I give them anything with my name?

>>739738914

I live in a tourist town. All of the motels around require a card.

>>739735674
I remodel/flip houses.
the 'dark walnut stain' wood is no longer in demand. too 60's-70's ish

Dark Cherry is the new hotness, along with "ceramic wood" floors (ceramic tile that looks like wood).

but they just are trends.
who knows, in 10 years people may prefer white pickled for all I know...

I really want to find people to suck on my penis on craigslist but I'm too worried that I'll get AIDS

>>739739317
tell it to the ex...she picked the colors. this was back in 2010 or so. i've already sold that house and divorced since the....KEK

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forget creigslist.

Go down to Tijuana. Pick the hottest stripper and ask her how much. Go upstairs. And done. Rinse. Repeat. The best chicks are around $150 dollars. And don't forget to bring your own protection. The girls usually carry condoms, but it's better to get your own shit.

How do you tell a real chick on cl from a bot? I made a post and my inbox got spammed.

>>739740091
if they ask for your number right away, it's a bot/scammer
if they tell you to reply to an email address right away, it's a bot/scammer
if they tell you to go to age verification site, it's a bot/scammer

you just need to pay attention to the prose

>>739739454
>back in 2010
2009 to ~2012 or so.
PRIME years for foreclosures.

Me, My Dad and 2 brothers got into buying a few distressed properties, basic patching remodeling for rentals in those years. Literally 5% down, and rent covered PITI and still made profit.

2014 or so the recovery started, and then we would do strategic upgrades, fresh paint inside/out, xeriscaping/landscaping, and strategic upgrades (HVAC, GE Appliances [not too cheap, not too expensive], and BOOM , literally sold the houses for 250% of what they cost.

weird world, buying forcelosures after bubble burst. We flip 1 house per year, got 3 left, then we are out of business...

>>739739977
>Tijuana. Pick the hottest stripper
ugh.. they have had mexican dicks in them too. ugh. cooties

>>739740392
got a screaming deal on the tops and backsplash because of the recession. granite tops and travertine backsplash installed for $1500.

>>739740583

Better than white chicks. Black pipe has rerouted their system.

>>739740583
>them mexican chicks HAVE dicks

there....i fixed it for you

>>739740656
>screaming deal on the tops and backsplash because of the recession

yup, those were the days.

and flooring was major cheap too.
master ceramic tilers begging for work on the cheap.

Market flooded with Mexican granite on the cheap for counter tops, and migrant granite workers doing good work onsite.

rebates for redoing sprinklers. free rainbirds and controllers from local water utilities. lots of mexican workers who knew how to do sprinklers and irrigation, because golf courses were laying off these workers

local governments giving away money to rip up lawns and do xeriscaping. nice rebates for energy star appliances.

rebates for upgrading insulation. rebates for new HVAC. Free low flow toilets.

Rebates for replacing hollow doors with solid core wood doors. rebates for window replacements.

those days are disappearing.
Cashing out, selling 1 house per year, as renters are voluntarily moving out as we raise rents slowly.

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This chick roughly a year ago, fucked 6 times and swallowed my nut 3 of those

>>739740300
thanks, anon