Prove you're white, /b/.

I have good credit

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This is my preferred weather.

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>>739704958
Not so fast, Shlomo.

>captcha: STOP STOP

went to local shop to buy some stuff, owner was on the toilet and cash machine was open full of cash, i didn't touch it!

>>739705420
Lol you aren't only white you are also stupid

>>739704805
i have a name you would see in the bible

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I love interracial porn

I love Mayonnaise

>>739704805
My parents paid for my college

People come into my shop to have work done on their car and tell me, "I can just tell that you're really trustworthy."

I groom my genitals.

>>739704805
I'm raising my kids

http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/739705625#bottom

i have a job

>>739704805
I know who my dad is

>>739707314
Most spics do, Juan.

Try harder.

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>>739706456
lel this so far.

>>739704805
enjoying my weekend, after a working at my M-F, 9 to 5 job.

I have a high paying job and am respected in my community

>>739707926
Not white. Defo a wagie though.

I make more than minimum wage

I'm the highest paid person at my job, but it's blue collar.

>>739707968
I am a black drug dealer who is respected in the hood.

>>739706619
Not black then.

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here is a picture of me

>>739708045
Your punctuation, capitalization, and Grammer indicate otherwise.

I own an old Ford truck and Fuck My Cousin

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>>739707314
>prove
>thinks words are good enough
>mfw nigger

>>739708030
>>739708015
>>739707968
>>739707926
>>739707314
>>739706953
>>739706619
>>739706124
Try harder.

I call the police when my neighbors are too loud and the peak out my window when they arrive

>>739708223
MODS

>>739704805
I have the savoir faire, speak fluently more than 2 languages, have flexible office based job I didn't had to interview for and often invited over for an after hour dinner-meetings.

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>>739708911

i can conjugate verbs and use pronouns correctly

i don't chimpout when talking to police

i don't have a $3000 stereo in an $800 buick

I sexually identify as a white person

I'm able to hold a job, and my employers are sad when I leave. Offered management positions from the past 3 jobs.

>>739708184
Don't have to. I'm white.

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>>739708997
well done indeed, heres mine i just did

I can't dance

>>739705580
*not white trash

KFC stands for Klan Freedom Council

>>739704805
I graduated from college.

>>739704805
i have over $1m in a 401k account.

>>739709443
link?

>>739705888
checked infinity trips

I fucked a black chick once and she didn't even wake up

>>739705008
enligt memsen är det där dåligt bevis!

>>739705888
shut it Jesus, go back to the southern side of the wall

>>739710015

> nigger hair

Not white sorry

Yesterday I golfed at a country club.

>>739710015
> No timestamp

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>>739704805

Have receipt for my bicycle

>>739710062
But niggers doesn't have body hair

>>739705580
it's very likely the store has cameras so unless he finds and takes/deletes the recordings he'd be fucked for less than a couple hundred in cash. Also, he probably knows the owner and isn't an antisocial asshole you stupid nigger.

>>739704805
I can swim

>>739710015
Teen wolf detected

If you are visiting my house I can offer you 3 different types of craft beer

I'm white, ain't gotta prove shit.

>>739709691
Seconded?

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>>739704805
I have a well funded 401k, no kids out of wed lock, I pay my bills and don't fuck with other people by minding my business.

Also I am of European descent.

Pic related its my job... I have one.

>>739704805
I have 3 kids and am an active part of their lives.

>>739704805
As white I don't have to proove anything

I am married to the mother of my children.

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>>739710102
Untold white

>>739710499
blue moon, shock top, and guiness? LMFO nigger

I sob when i see a nigger penis ram,ing my gf and secretly wish it could destoy my ass

knowing how to use my computer

I can't watch The Maury Show. I smoke Marlboro Reds

I'm in university doing a high tier degree not because of affirmative action, but because I work hard to get decent grades to be there.

I'm out of shape
I can't talk with any woman for more than 10 seconds
I watch cycling
I have a small penis
I can swim
I listen to Pantera and Slayer

>>739711231
This.

>>739711253
Nah, you're just gay

i voted for Trump

>>739711231
>doing a high tier degree

LOL IM GLAD YOU'RE A PHOENIX SPIC

I listen to Rachmaninoff

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I'm a proud member of the top 1%.

>>739711253
i bet your black

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Proof enough for yah?

>>739704805
I have a job and studying at a top ranking university.

>>739704805

I'm insecure about my ethnicity so I post in "prove you're white" threads on 4chan.

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I do cocaine, not crack

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>>739711440
Please.

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i got an unconditional offer for uni to study complete bullshit

>>739706016
kek

>>739712015
actually this tells people youre anything but white or asian

Smoke joints, not a nigger blunt

>>739710015
aryan european hair

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Family tree DNA map

>>739705420
being white would be wiping the owners ass

I have a job.

I got caught caught with a few grams of weed at school and got away with just over a week suspension and that's it

>>739704805
I have degree in mathematics and I can make a delicious shepherd's pie.

>>739709260
>>
>thread

>>739712464
>I got caught caught with a few grams of weed at school and got away with just over a week suspension and that's it
winnar

>>739711960
That's actually pretty good. :)
Not sure how to prove my original pic isn't a shoop, but oh well...

>>739712681

must have been an important week you missed out on in English class

Black men make me feel insecure.

>>739704805

Fried chicken does not interest me in the slightest.

>>739704805

never stole a bike

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>>739713118

You can see more than just my teeth in a dark room

I have a sunburn

>>739704805
I can say "Good day, Sir" to a cop without getting shot

>>739714480
>I can say "Good day, Sir"
you should be shot

>>739714583
since I don't know the customs of talking to an american I thought I'd be polite. If I should rather talk like a shit throwing monkey, I pardon myself and declare: fuck you

I'm in the first year of faculty