hey /b/ what nonalcoholic drink are you drinking this is bepsi i assume yall drinkin water?
>>739673382
Bump
>>739673570
Double bump
>>739673570
wasnt me i swear
>>739673382
Hey camfag;)
>>739674086
Ok then
>>739673955
hi there kind sir what wonderful dubs we have here
>>739674086
never heard of that nonalcoholic drink before
Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik
Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?
Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuuu
Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru
Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip
Mom: that csgu is cuming ouuut of yoir collig tutin
me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway
mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
.
.
.
*buys gcso*
me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss
mom: too bed u pley it
me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad... it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese
Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it"
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo
Calve: i forgot to add Chink.
me: tru im a chink boi
Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer
the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar
>>739674136
>>739674147
>>739674152
Tldr
>>739674147
First time posting on one of these threads in a while and I already got dubs
>>739674152
tl;dr
>>739674328
same
>>739674310
If you're gonna talk like that you better ravage my anus b01
>>739674391
Jinx
How bored are you right now ?
>>739674418
interesting
>>739674486
lol xd
>>739674391
>>739674486
Now you owe me a coke (tho I will accept dr. Pepper or Pepsi since they're objectively better)
>>739674538
well im on 4chan so..... 11/10
>>739674590
how about pictures of the naked variety
>>739674644
I will gladly accept this. In fact, you will never owe me for a jinx again:D
>not drinking sprite
>>739674745
>>not noticing the sheer perfection of dr. Pepper
>>739673382
>2017
>eating bepis
nibba drink a red powerade get a grip
>>739674418
Since you said it, Could you show us your
boipussy?
>>739674885
>>literally any date
>>not drinking dr. Pepper
Lolwut
>>739674744
alrighty then
>>739674745
same
>>739674885
ew powerade get away from me with that normie shit
>>739674937
NODONT HELL ACTUALLY DO IT
>>739674644
Are you trying to become as popular as that other cam fag with the weird sunglasses ?
>>739674745
>drinking sprite
>not a negro
what kind of coon-wannabe are you, son?
>>739675008
the hell you on about
>>739675007
also forgot pic
>>739674937
I should warn you that the I am not op(I do obsessively stalk him, but I'm not him) and I am actually rather unnattractive
>>739673382
You'd assume wrong summerfag
>>739675008
yes, he was actually just posting in the other fags thread
>>739675007
>powerade
>normie
what is Gatorade
>>739675097
nothing
goodbye
>>739675168
well get orn with it then
>>739675221
im bored
>>739675255
bye have a wonderful time
>>739675221
>>739673382
Camfag who are they talking about? What thread is it they mentioned?
>34 replies
>8 posters
gay thread
>>739675378
self projecting much
>>739675353
the fat guy with the glasses
>>739675448
Oh. I'm guessing he's not half as sexy as you then?
>>739675526
wow someone here thinks im 20 for a change
>>739675514
judge for yourself
long hair gang... fuck up 4chan
>>739675653
I could if you linked the thread
>>739675721
Decentbutnosassexyascamfag/10
So, OP is not OP then?
>>739675721
yaaaa
>>739675760
>>739664019
>>739675830
hmmmmm
>>739675514
I'm southern so it's what the liquid tilt ramming in my noise cave and meat moving down the food death slide to super burn-burn squeezy pool... I sweet tea muthafuckaaa
>>739675902
Mmm sexy hair
>>739675902
Oh, they meant him. Wordscannotdescribehownotmytypeheis/10
>>739675970
this confuses me
>>739676046
thank you
>>739676145
the hell is this
hmmm would it be bad if i got cucked and enjoyd it
>>739674644
>>739674744
>>739675007
You actually gonna send nudes btw?
>>739675902
Fuck this. Didn't get to see boipussy. I'm out.
>>739676343
no
>>739676531
youll never see it no one will ever see it
>>739676531
I mean, I wanna see his boypussy and benis more than anyone and you don't see me ragequitting
>>739676586
Fair enough camfag, fair enough
I WANNA SEE HARD WET BOI DICC
>>739676707
hmmmm
>>739676790
this sure was boring
>>739676820
i require a service first are you up for the task?
>>739676820
C U C C
>>739676820
>>739676943
>>739676920
Not the one you replied to but I'm willing depending on what the task is
>>739676943
>>739677001
hawt stuff
Have you posted your butt yet OP?
>>739673382
coke
>>739677035
If he did I'd know about it
>>739677001
>>739677034
You're fucking gay
>>739677072
nintendo 64 has the first real drink
>>739677103
dafuqs this
>>739677198
what happend to faggot?
>>739675008
>>739677103
>>739677103
that's really creativeq
>>739677336
hello there kind sir what wonderful people i meet on this heay site
Fruit Punch flavored Rockstar.
>Lemme suck youuuuuuuu
>>739674325
>>739674853
>>739676351
Is this you, OP?
>>739677470
>creativeq
>>739677671
come over here now
>>739677771
you wish but i will save them in case anyone asks for nudes
>>739677818
>not knowing how to be creativeq
get a load of this virgin
>>739677882
I'll keep this in mind if you ever try to bribe me with nudes camfag
>>739677882
>>739677882
If we lived in the same area I would in a heartbeat <3
>>739678101
this is 4chin were all virgins
>>739678126
remember that thing i wanted you to do now would be a good time
>>739678254
where do you live
Tap Francine to blow your load inside her.
>>739677882
I wish I could suck you camfag
>>739678287
pic forgetif again
>>739678287
Anchorage, Alaska.
Tap her pussy to make her wet and fuck.
>>739678287
You mean the one I was ridiculously reluctant to agree to and have no desire to do whatsoever and would only do to get you're nudes?
Tap here to make her pregnant.
mtn dew
Take only ONE pill and fuck all night again!
>>739678377
thats precisely where ima move..... maybe
>>739678479
hey we never agreed to that last part
Mom stop! You're making my dick hard.
Tap her pussy to fill her with cum.
>>739678620
Damn, we didn't? I totally should have made you agree to that then
oh how boring these posts are
>>739678819
DO IT THE THING THE THING BOTH THINGS
>>739678911
IMGONNAJUSTBEPATIENT
>>739678911
Too bad you don't have blonde hair
>>739679275
I DID at one point
>>739679056
oh how i hate waiting so much so
>>739673382
Join our discord
>>739679471
Shit I forgot link waitaminute
>>739679471
>>739679523
dam autist
>>739679354
Do you have pictures of said blonde hair?
Fuckin' tease.
>>739679471
hJXrq9
The captcha hates me
Not even helping people like basement OP
>>739675593
>>739679600
hows arbys? I've never gon myself.
>>739679643
only one
>>739679810
oh fuck off
>>739679875
it is the meatiest
>>739679898
Sexy blonde camfag
>>739673382
i had some rooootttt bearrr float
>>739679979
that sounds amazing
>>739679898
the grill that took that photo ended up having a crush on me didnt know until i got kicked out of there
That new spiked mountain dew raspberry lemonade shit lol xd
Disappointing/10
>>739680378
i have no clue what that is
>>739680475
It's some new mountain dew flavor that's "spiked" with prickly pear juice. I thought it was gonna be a lot better than it is
>>739680711
do you get it at 7 11?
>>739680834
7 11s are a government conspiracy
I got it at Walmart
>>739680834
I got it Taco Bell a week ago.
Can agree, It does suck.
>>739673382
Cocaine
>>739681029
ya but who actually goes outside i just order everything
>>739681061
uh you got it at taco bell now i know it sucks its all about that arbys nowadays
>>739681202
wish i could get that
>>739673382
Tea with milk and sugar.
>>739681312
seems im getting all the fancy people in this thread
>>739681386
Nah mate just English.
>>739673382
you would make a good crossdresser
>>739681493
awww makes sense im irish btw
>>739681513
so ive been told
>>739681594
and again forget pic......
>>739681594
yeah u pretty
>>739681670
or am i handsome think about it
>>739681594
Ahh fair play. NI or Republic?
>>739679898
Post a bigger image nigger
>>739673382
You assume correct
>>739681989
hell if i know i moved to murica when i was like 3
>>739682071
too lazy
>>739682075
aw yeah i knew it
>>739673382
pic related
>>739673382
skorpyun tay
>>739682315
sounds... interesting
>>739682325
the hell
>>739673382
Join our discord hJXrq9
It's slow but fun, and you guys can help it get faster!
>>739682182
Where are you from?
>>739682775
He comes from mormonland
>>739682775
mormonland usa
>>739682831
>>739682882
Mmm jinx again:D
You owe me two sodas
>>739682755
Do you post nudes there?
>>739682882
Nono; you said you werent born in the US right?
>>739683025
I wish
>>739682982
.....
>>739683025
the lesbian and thatoneguy occasional do
>>739683059
nope
>>739683117
Aww, is wittle camfag upset cuz I know him well enough to jinx him twice so he owes me two *teeny tiny easy to pay for sodas*?
sage all fields
fucking faggot
>>739683279
is it really a jinx if its over text?
and man 4chan is pc i havent been called a faggot once yet
>>739683445
speak of the devil
>>739673382
aeiou aeiouy aeiou aeiouy
>>739683117
Thats my point boi
Where from zz
>>739683505
mormontown usa in mormonland usa
>>739682483
But please, Don't ever drink that Dew SA shit unless you want to be sick to your stomach for the rest of the day.
>>739683491
I guess it doesn't count. However, camfag is short for "faggot with a camera", so don't think you got out that easily
>>739683612
forgot pic
>>739683612
i do the dew
>>739683650
meh whataevs
>>739683590
Jesus fuck this motherfucker doesnt understand what implies "country of origin"
>>739683781
i told you already mormontown usa
>>739683742
Mmm, that face you make while drinking soda...
Is that what you'll look like when you swallow my cum;)
Kek wills it
>>739683864
whats with the darkness around my eyes
>>739674861
The only correct answer
This thread seems really gay but also I'm bored
>>739683982
its only gay if you make it gay also hi that must suck since its nonalcoholic
>>739683966
You're body couldn't handle all that sexyness and had to expel it directly out of your eyes;)
Either that or you need sleep
>>739683982
You say that like it's a bad thing or something
>>739684049
Sorry anon but if it was nonalcoholic I wouldn't be here
I can not plausibly play along with this charade you call irony
ohh boi id fuck ur butt hole so high
>>739684236
Alright I'm this guy
>>739684194
>>739683982
And I swear to god I've never laughed harder in my life
>>739684194
i never called it irony you lying nibba
>>739684236
thats nice to know also see what i mean
>>739684194
Not sure if incredibly sexy or incredibly ugly
Take a pik from a better angle
Also are u a boi or grill? I like both, but still, curious
Are you thicc OP?
>>739684326
>>739684236
Mmm cam fat we should totally let him have a threeway with us
Holee shit. It's the male version of Chloe Moretz with some left over chocolate.
>>739684456
*camfag
This is why I hate autocorrect
>>739684380
totally
>>739684456
hehehehe
>>739684492
HOLY SHIT HES RIGHT
I'm a fucking dude you faglord and I'm not here to entertain you faggots I'm here to shitpost because I'm drunk off my ass and shitposting has literally been my nature since I was 15
>>739684570
that picture is beautiful
>>739684661
sorry the image is too dark still cant tell
>>739684661
Sorry, it was hard to tell from that angle cuz it looked like you may or may not have had long hair. I'm pretty sure you're cute tho
>>739684759
Cyka blyat
>>739684759
Kek
>>739684821
It's decided: he actually is sexy. Tho of course not as much as our lord and savior camfag
>>739684821
is that water in a shot glass?
>>739684898
you look beautiful
heeeey guise dew the dew rawrrrrr xDDD
>>739684898
Ready for a facial?
>>739677336
KEK
>>739685033
You tickle that pickle camfag
>>739685033
mmm whos this sexy sunabitch
>>739684945
I was hoping you'd call me ugly, I'm disappointed now.
>>739684980
Are you actually sober or is the irony fucking my anus
>>739673382
Anthony?
>>739674391
pretty cute bro, I'd fuck you
>>739685145
Wait are you a dude or a girl
>>739685164
the world may never know
>>739685184
so would many others
>>739685197
take a guess
>>739685033
He looks familiar, dontcha think?
>>739685145
Heck, he may be even sexier than camfag;)
Tho I can't begin to imagine why
>>739685298
I'm assuming you're a dude but also a huge fagola also I'm gonna take more shots until my cognitive dissonance goes away
>>739685406
He's actually mostly asexual, tho slightly bisexual in his non asexual moments
>>739685172
someone actually got it
>>739685406
hmmmm
>>739685489
Wait you're real names Anthony? I thought it was... nevermind
>>739673382
BLEACH
>>739674391
You have beautiful eyes OP, close up ?
>>739685623
nice nice what brand of bleach
>>739685197
the mystery is the best part dont ruin it for yourself
Does anybody think my gf is a cutie or are all you gay :'(
>>739685755
I'm straight and think your girlfriend is a 7
>>739685755
5.5 maybe 6/10
you could do better
>>739685726
GENERIC
dude I am bored as fuck like
>>739685755
Normally I prefer guys, but I think you're girl is slightly more attractive than you
>>739685755
fucking gay af whichever one of you is the girl
>>739685852
same
>>739685755
>>739685839
Post bod but yeah, you got yourself a good deal there
>>739685888
Mmm sexy eye closeup
>>739685888
Nice trips and nice eyes.
You got a gf OP ?
>>739685888
trips of truth
>>739685933
use to
how long is your dick OP
>>739685933
He's got an obsessed bisexual stalker, but he has no gf, which is a shame cuz I think he's a real catch. Camfag needs love (and I can't give it to him just yet cuz long distance)
I've shitposted enough here my friends
I am off to play fallout new vegas until I pass out
Adios fagolas
>>739686021
>>739686070
5.5inches i aint gunna lie
>>739686104
kek you still pass out how weak
>>739686104
Sexy monogamous couple
>>739686149
Mmm prove it;)
>>739686149
>kek you still pass out you weak
im actually angry
I could outdrikk your faggot ass
I literally drink fast and hard to pass out on purpose
Where the fuck you live in gonna punch you right in the mouth
>>739686268
>Where do you live
Anon plz.
>>739686268
you wouldnt be saying that if you were here in mormotown usa
>>739675097
you have benis / vagoo / both?
seriously curious.
>>739686268
If you do end up doing that, can you take me with you so I can heal him and then also have sex with him cuz I don't have the means to do this crazy long distance travel
>>739686383
I will literally post my own address with full confidence nothing will happen
>>739686383
what color undies are you wearing?
>>739673382
diet dp because i'm not a blobular faggot
>>739686479
fuck you bitch thats not howit works but do post your address anyways im sure ill make good use of it
>>739686557
>>thinks he's so cool cuz he's addicted to corn starch
wheres this faggots address>>739686479
watch
me
fuck
your
mom
you fucking little fagget