Secrets thread! Unbelievable edition. I want you tell me your

>>739648161
>make one up
Ur a faget

>>739648161
>be me 12
>me and classmate end up walking the same route from home
>we take forest trail
>watching his butt wiggle as I walk back home behind him
>I chase after him and start walking and talking to him
>he acts like a rude bitch
>I kick him
>he runs into forest
>I chase him
>we end up somewhere secluded as fuck
>I grab him
>I beat the crap out of him
>he submits and falls to ground
>starts crying
>I grab dirt and tree leafs and start rubbing them on his face and mouth
>he starts gaging and crying harder
>I flip him around
>I lower his pants
>I start rubbing my dick on his bare asshole
>No lube, no spit
>I push my tiny errection till I slide in
>I'll never forget the feeling of sliding in
>start fucking him
>I cum
>he cries and tries to escape
>I grab a rock and threatened to beat him to death if he tells anyone
>give him a few hard punches to make sure he understands
>I let go
>he goes home
>I shit my self out of fear that something would happen
>nothing happens
>next day at school
>I see him
>he sees me and instantly starts sobbing and hiding
>I let him be
>later I stalk him til he goes to bathroom
>I slap him around to make sure he shuts up

Cont

I broke into a house. Not to steal anything, or to break anything, but to strew about tennis balls in every room i could. just to really fuck with whoever lived there.

>>739648799

Is this true Anon.

>>739648161
"Unbelievable edition" gtfo

>>739648265
I'm bi, so half a faget
>>739648679
>he swears he won't tell anyone
>I kiss him on the lips, tears and saliva everywhere
>he growls and pushed me away
>sniveling and crying he tells me "I wanna go please let goohohoooo"
>I let him goohohoooo
>the next day I stalk him
>he doesn't go to school bathroom
>after school he literally jolts home
>I spent the whole day devising a plan to fuck him again
>mind you we are both 12
>I suppose I was the bully in this case
>next day he sums up the courage to go to bathroom
>I follow
>kids are in there
>he gives me the finger because he thinks he is safe
>I wait till he gets out of school
>I wait for him in the woods near forest trail
>I wait there and my dick is hard
>he finally passes by thinking he wasn't followed

>be me
>9 years old
>drinking choccy milk on my grandma's backyard deck
>overlooks their neighbors backyard
>watch the neighbors doggo prance around the yard for a bit
>doggo goes on neighbors back porch
>begins chasing its tail
>as it runs in circles it's slowly sinking into the porch
>this continues until the doggo is no longer visible
>never saw that doggo again
Tried telling everyone at the house what I witnessed but no one believed me. Did I witness a glitch in the fucking matrix?

>>739649010
Right, as if the normal secrets thread s full of believe shit

>>739649205
Missed the ball by a mile there mate

>>739649123
>i suppose i was the bully in this

>>739649123
>the minute he passes me by I run as fast as I can
>I tackle him to the ground
>he screams "nooooooaaaaAAAAAAAA"
>I grab him by the hair and drag him up
>I push him forcibly into the forest again
>he tries to resist
>I slap him around till he is a crying mess of submission
>I make him walk with me deep into woods.
>to the exact same fucking spot as before
>I push him down
>he starts resisting again
>I hit him with my school bag a few times till he falls down
>I turn him around
>he is crying and howling
>gaaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaa
>that was his crying
>I lower his shorts and underpants
>I take my dick out
>iwasbornforthis.pdf.exe
>I push my dick inside his shitty asshole
>and I fuck him
I am literally pounding him rythmically like a little animal learning how to fuck
>I cum blissfully in his ass
>he is just sobbing motionless
>I take my dick out and wipe it on his buttcheeks
>I turn him around and give him one hard slap
>"I'll fucking kill you if you tell anyone, I'll get a kitchen knife and stab you"
>he just cries with his eyes closed going out of breath
>he didn't enjoy any bit of this
>he says "please let gooooo"
>I walk him to the trail
>he fucks off running

Continue? Anyone reading?

>>739649586
Guess our heated debate is over good day

I write shipping fanfiction, though I'm a horrible writer and seeing other people get showered with praise for writing similar shit destroys my ego.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised. My parents weren't jewish
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my uni classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target.
My mom desperately wants grandkids but I'm pathologically terrified of women and fat/below average girls treat me like shit.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
I like the new Power Rangers movie because it's essentially my ultimate masturbatory fantasy come to life
Batman v Superman is my favorite movie

>>739649586
What heated debate
None of this is real
99% of this website is make believe to inject degeneracy
Why not celebrate it with fake stories?

>>739649998
Hahahahahaha fuck off it's already over

>>739649897
do you regret doing this, any guilt?

>>739649897
Still reading, keep posting

>>739649962
Every time i want to kill myself ill just think of u
Someone out there will always have a nore fucked life than me

>>739649897
>the torment and threats became a hobby
>I started inventing new ways to humiliate him in public
>at school I would make him walk up to someone and say "I am a dork" or to girls saying "I am retarded and I love it"
>I would threaten him that if he doesn't do it I would beat him t death or stab him
>he was traumatized but not enough to ask for parental assistance
>I didn't make his life all rape and violence, sometimes I would reward him with lunch money or snacks
>I still can't believe to this day how natural it was to use positive reinforcement on others
>if he mooned a kid he would get a snickers
>he would literally eat it on the spot
>like a fucking pet cat getting a treat
>he did try to break out of the routine whenever he could
>but everytime he did, I would beat him, and fuck him somewhere
>eventually I made the mistake of shitting where I eat
>one day after school we were walking back like master and slave
>my mom told me she's going to Fresno
>Fresno is hours away, so she'd be back by midnight
>food is there, go inside and don't go out
>the kid is standing right next to me
>hey mom can "he" come play for an hour with me?
>sure honey why don't you invite your friend in
>he starts crying, and just walks backwards
>my mom gets weirded out
>I tell him to go home
>pretend like he's just sad for something in school
>mom doesn't buy it, but fucks off anyway
>I run this road and wait for an hour out like a fucking rabbid dog stalking a victim
>he finally comes out with a fucking frisbee
>I go over, grab him by the shoulder
>I literally drag him back to our house
>he cries at first but after a few slaps he submits
>I take him to the garden shed
>I make him strip naked
>you're in my world now

Continue?

>>739650182
I regret the violence, sometimes I really hurt him you know?
Not noticeable with bruises and marks, but a slap is a slap

When I was 15 I went camping with my grandparents, but ended up spending time with my aunt and her boyfriend. The three of us got drunk, and as the night went on, the conversation turned sexual. One thing led to another, and I fingered her, then she gave me head.

nice fagging one, 12 yrs old rapist. i fking bet u dont even know how to use ur dick yet at 12

>>739650756
Continue OP

>>739649962
Fuck you! I've been single for almost 2 years and I looked up girlfriend audio on YouTube and it made me cry.. Fuck you!

>>739650756
pics or didn't happen

>>739649123
>I let him goohohoooo
lmfao

>>739651184
Cheese pizza is sin

>>739648799
I have a shit load of tennis balls and nothing to do with them

I might try this

>>739648161
I'm a post op tranny and I haven't told my husband I used to be a dude.

>>739651271
>Get tennis ball
>Get a shit load of strike anywhere matches
>Cut a shit load of match heads off of a shit load of matches
>Make small hole in the side of the tennis ball
>Put all the match heads in the tennis ball
>Tape the hole
>Throw the ball filled with match heads at something hard
>Profit

>>739650904
nice, you guys ever bring it up?

I shot a man in Reno

Just to watch him die

>>739650756
>he isn't crying just drone faced and sad
>I make him sit down on an old couch we had in the shed
You will never believe what I did next
>I opened his legs, moved in
>and I sucked his little dick
>I had already seen porn, a lot of it
>I don't know why, I just wanted to suck him
>I suppose I wanted him to feel ok about this, to have some participation in it
>I still felt like punching his face everytime I saw it
>but at that moment I was in total control
>I kept sucking, and kissing and licking and sucking
>he was in utter shock
>I told him that if he did anything stupid I would bite it off
>it took forever to make him hard
>I was sucking limp soft dick for about 15 mins
>that's a lot of sucking time
>eventually he did get hard
>I pulled out the porno mags
>and I made him watch them
>I sat on the arm chair, he was just starring at the pictures
>while I sucked him off
>I badly wanted him to cum
>he didn't though
>he just lost his erection everytime I would stop jerking or sucking
>but he regained it when I continued
>I stopped, decided to fuck him while I have the chance
>I made him turn around
>I put the pornomag to his face
>and I fucked him as he looked at a picture of a girl being fucked
>I came so fucking hard that day
>first of all the shed was quiet and cosy
>secondly my territory
>thirdly he wasn't screaming and crying
>just bitter
>I finished, made him wash up
>I washed my dick with a garden hose
>the smell of grass, shit, and lust
>asked him if he wanted to eat
>he said he already did, and that he needed to go
>this lifestyle continued for a while
>about once at least or twice I would fuck him and suck him
>eventually he came once, on an apartment building rooftop I made him cum
>he became a weird friend, then I beat him away
>I got afraid of our "thing" so I beat him up so fucking hard once and told him to never look at me or talk to me again
>he fucked off for life
>someday I think he'll kill me in my sleep

The end

>>739651456
can confirm for a nice pop and some smoke

>>739649123
>I let him goohohoooo
Kek

>>739649962
oh my god. what you wrote is so pathetic that i question its authenticity. if true, then why do you even bother living?

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>>739648161

>>739651401
How the fuck do you pull off a fake vagina
What about wetness, and orgasms, and periods and all the other things a sane male should notice?

>>739651589
so you're a gay? Thats the secret?

>>739651589
>he isn't crying just droned faced and sad

fuck thats disturbing

>>739650937
Nigger my errections were little adamantium ak-47 bullets since I was 8

>>739651504
Occasionally, but not very often. We did have a similar occurrence about three years later when we almost fucked but I had whisky dick

>>739651782
No the fact that I bully raped a schoolmate for months is the secret

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I got a 17 year old Thai hooker pregnant, and she kept the kid.

See pic for proof.

>>739648161
I creampied jailbait pussy.

TWICE because I'm an imbecile that doesn't learn from mistakes. Thankful she didn't get knocked up, I always think about how things would go down if she did. Most likely suicide. (14yo)

>>739652001
So, what, do you have to pay child support or anything?

>>739651874
Hope someday he succeeds in murdering you.

>>739652001
That's quite the secret for a royal family member.

>>739652132

No, I've never paid her a fucking thing.

Not that it stops her asking, of course. She fucking hates me for not contributing.

>>739652133
Meh, I did more interesting things since him. But he's my dirty little startup secret.

Why do you hope he does? Are you one of those "good guys" that believe in "goodness"?

>>739648161
i miss M00t

>>739652259
Personally, I hope he gets you because it'd hilariously ironic.
>>739652271
I do too, anon.

I sucked off my boyfriend's brother's dick, I enjoyed it and wanted more. Bf broke up with me before I had the chance, and his brother morall'd up.

>>739652210
I think you are my dad

>>739649897
>gaaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaa
Maxmimumkekk

>>739652259
Honestly I just think it would be hilarious

>>739652445

I doubt it, the kid is growing up in Thailand and doesn't speak any English at all.

>>739652259
So, do you feel any remorse? Or you a full on sociopath who is incapable? Not an insult, just a question.

For actual reasons I've decided if I kill myself I'm bringing my abusive father to hell with me.

>>739652210
you know you're a piece of shit excuse of a human that should die a painful and horrible death for that, right?

>>739651505
You've said this before.
Proof?

>>739652630
revenge is not the jedi way

>>739652259
I genuinely also did this, and I'm wondering if you're the guy I did it to, and this is your way of not losing your mind. I'm sorry if it is you, shortly before that my neighbours daughter started sexually abusing me and I started doing it to everyone.

>>739652568
I jerk off to the memory, and I find it hilarious, part of me wanted him to enjoy it.

>>739652680
No proof, but when I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry.

I fantasize about having a relationship that we mutually pretend we are related. I.e. A big brother or father-figure. Can't get off without imagining the person is but will never tell anyone I do this and therefore will never complete the fantasy.

> 7 years old or something
> in room with friend
> both undress and open our ass cheeks to examine the color of our assholes
Pretty much it idk why we did it.

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>>739652669

I don't really care if others consider me scum. I'm only out for myself and my own pleasure in this world.

In short, see the pic.

Slowly, the two young men began stroking their cocks, as the little girl
licked her ice cream cone, her eyes wide open, watching her brother's
friends stroking their hard cocks.

"These are cocks, Meg. Cute little girls like you make cocks get nice
and hard, like ours are right now. And when they get hard over a cute
little girl like you, we want you to see them, so you know how cute we
think you are." Joey explained, as little Meg just stared at his erect
cock.

>>739652787
I thought your mama told you not to play with guns Johnny

I let a 12th graded fuck me when I was in 7th grade.

I'm a guy, I loved it. Nothing gay done since then.

>>739652691
Why be a Jedi when you can be your own savior and reaper?

I once stayed in a vacation house. It was like, dedicated to one of their sons who had died of cancer. They had pictures everywhere. One was him about 12-14, in a tight ass swimsuit. Being the little faggot I am, I jerked to it. Feel like shit about ever since.

>>739651874
I wish I was your freind not for the gay shit but just to see who you really are, even if this is a little made up story, kind of sad in a way that I'll never know you. Cheers anon.

I slapped my girlfriend once.
The guilt is real. It was unnecessary and I was just being insecure.

>>739652863
She did, but well, I'm stuck in Folsom Prison and time keeps dragging on.

>>739652919
uhhhh.......because you get a cool lightsaber?

>>739652833
no, i think it's fine that you knock up girls and fuck up their lives. it's just that you should know you are a piece of shit and accept that fact.

>>739652965
What do you want to know?
My life story is pretty uninteresting.
I sometimes think of the causality of my actions, like wouldn't it amazing if he turned into a mindless sex puppet trap because of me?
An utter fuck toy.

>>739653066
No thanks, I'd rather have him dead

>>739653141
do you what the guys up too

>>739653026
Has the train rolled into San antone yet?

I one got 70+ consecutive shitposts without repeating digits

>>739653006
my gf hit me in the head once and my automatic response was to smack her back. the look on her face was priceless. it was like, 'you hit me?' now she won't shut up about it. can't have a decent fight without her bringing it up... listen bitch, you hit me first alright?

>>739653215
*do you know what up too nowadays

>>739653111

I'm happy to be a piece of shit. In fact I deliberately break/sabotage condoms in order to get more bareback sex with third world hookers.

It's actually a massive turn on that they might get pregnant. Like, I really really want to make as many girls pregnant as possible. But not to pay child support or see the kids of course.

>>739649962
Holy fuck

>>739653231
*once

>>739651505
I feel you man,

>Be me
>Early one morning
>Making the rounds
>took a hit of cocaine
>Shot my woman down
>Thought I was her daddy
>but she had five more

I can't stop myself from seducing my friends girlfriends. I don't even know why, half of them aren't even that good looking.

>>739653141
did you have guy friends after that? Without the fucking? What's your favorite movie?

I anonymously sent pictures of my dick to girls I went to high school with to see if they'd think it's small
All the ones who replied did

>>739653382
thats pretty fucked up anon. You should actually try seducing them and if it works, dont fuck them but tell your friends their dating a whore

I've banged a ton of young girls over the years. Friend's little sisters, younger sister's friend, and girls down the street, girls I've met online, etc. Young girls are so damn addicting and their pussy is so tight.. makes you bust so fast.

>>739653378
I remember you from Juarez Mexico you got overtook there

>>739653378
>44 beneath my head
>up next morning
>grab the gun
>a shot of cocaine and away
>good ride, too slow
>caught me in juarez

>>739648161
Not a terrible secret. But I cross dress, secretly, turns me on for some reason, use it only to jerk off, wouldn't do nor even suggest it to a partner, no one know this.

>>739653382
>half of them aren't even that good looking.

maybe this is the reason

>>739649183
Lol WAT

>>739653633
how young?

>be 14 and have a dizygotic twin sister.
>move to a new build village part
>there is a nother pair of dizygotic twins and we became instantyl firends.
>hang out together in there basement
>some day one of us started talk about kissing and we started to making out with the sister of the other
>switched to the own sisters
>it was all like
>he kiss his sis too so it must be ok
>she sucks his dick so it must be ok
>fucking the own sister with onother pair of siblings
>yeah normal friday evening
>some day (with 16) my sis got pregnant
>dont know who is the father becouse some time we switch
>friend says he is the father to my parents and my sis gets the abortion and Birth Control Pills
>his sis gets them too.
>got a friend who sells me weed for 3€ for one 1 gramm
>sitting in the basement
>watch how my sisis smoking a bong with my seemen is droping out of her vagina
>yeah normal friday evening
>spend much of my youth to smoke weed and bang my sister
>first try of MDMA
>fucking my sister in the bush at a goa in the public
>now 24
>living with my sis and our friends together in one house
>growing our own Weed and stil fuck our sisters together

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>>739648161
>be me, 14, 8th grade
>My shitty school has a graduation ceremony for 8th graders, then a party ontop the shit-fest.
>Decide to go to party with friends.
>Stand around and just watch and drink some dr pepper
>See female friend who always wore baggy pants, but shes wearing a tight salmon pink dress with her ass outlined in the back.
>holyshit.bmp
>"Hey anon, what are you doing standing around?"
>Be socially retarded for that moment
>"UUHhhHHHHhHHhHhHHHHh, you no juss uhm hanging around, and u???"
>fukme.avi
>"Oh, welll, have you seen 'insert female friend name?"
>"Yea, sh-she's over there with her boyfriend"
>"Well,It's been a nice year hasn't it?"
>"It's been alright"
>Pray that something will happen to spark the flame.
>Allah answers my prayer and the DJ plays slow dancing music
>Hear inner self say "Do it you fucking pussy, ask her to dance"
>Hear penis say "Don't you do it"
>yolo.wmv
>"How about we dance, that may lighten my night up a bit"
>She blushes
>*Holy shit, I'm doing it*
>We start dancing, I never danced but it came natural and I took the lead.
>Tense at first but she relaxed. She laid her head on my shoulder.
>*Make the move* says my brain
>My hand that was slightly hovering over her waist lowers on her.
>She does not mind. Think to myself, *Lets see if I can take this further*
>Move her closer to me and lower my hand near her posterior.
>I experience euphoria as my body is on her body, the Stars have aligned.
>Abruptly, I was woken up to realize what I was doing.
>My brain releases a dopamine rush which causes my blood to flow south.
>sweetbabyjesus.avi
>I prepare myself for hell as my penis begins to erect, breaking the barrier.
>The song finishes and she french kisses me.
>This made it worse, my dick begins to explode. I was wearing tight dress pants that made it worse.
>She gazes down and sees my lil buddy all perky
>Face becomes red.
>She lets out a fake smile and walks to her friend
>Go home and play vidya. I still know her...

I'm a pretty attractive youngish guy with a healthy enough sex life.

I've been fucked by more dogs than I've fucked human women. I don't even cum when I'm with women 9 out of 10 times, but I cum in seconds when I'm getting knotted. Nobody knows this, or ever will.

I still enjoy sex with women a lot, but I usually just fuck them until they cum a few times then fake an orgasm and call it good.

>>739653690
Same, except I told it to my partner.

She thinks I'm a freak now and makes an effort to prevent me from using her clothes.

protip: don't tell anyone

>>739654071
thanks for sharing

>Drinking at my friends place
>I'm getting pretty hammered, so is my friend and his girlfriend
>He always goes overboard and he ends up passing out
>I can't drive home so I decide to chill with his girl
>We talk and get to know each other a little bit, still drinking
>She says she's hot and if I minded if she took her pants off
>I don't really care, but I can't help but stare
>She's wearing a thong, she bends over tight in front of me, catches me staring
>She turns around and sits back down
>"You like what you see?" She says with a grin
>I didn't even notice I had a huge erection
>I tell her that shes got a nice ass, too bad that she's with my friend
>She places her hand on my buldge and squeezes
>I kiss her and grab her breasts, she takes off her shirt and bra
>I put her right nipple in my mouth and she's loving it
>Pushing me back, she takes off my shorts and boxers
>She slides her thong to the side and lowers herself onto my cock
>We have sex, I tell her I'm going to cum, she rides me harder until I cum inside her
>We have sex in their bed when he's a work all the time now

>>739654071
Wow who knew that if a girl lets a boy touch her butt and then kisses them, that the boy would actually like it...

She was the autistic one

>>739648161
>castration fetish

I go through my sisters phone and save all her nudes to my computer to jack off to later.

>>739653984
Thees is beautiful life in Russian motherland no, Vlad?

>>739654071
that was beautiful anon

>>739654309
Enjoy your irresponsible herpes.

>>739652739
I'm keking

>>739648161
okay here goes
>i dont want to harm anyone
>i ve seen fucked up shit in my life (dad abandoned me, friend tried to commit suicide, bunch of other ""romantic"" shit like my girl leaving me for a friend
>still chillin, still good

>>739652811
Sounds like a good thing to do after having a nap

I'm an identity stealing sociopath. But the real secret is that my first "victim" was my mom. She never found out.

>>739654295
Still hurts to this day.

>>739654809
How the nigger did you manage to steal your mom's identity?

>>739654121
Hey that's fucked up. Why is she still with you if she thinks you are a freak? And, any fear of her leaking it out?

Hi again

For an extended period of time I was blackmailed into sending nudes to someone(s) online and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). It was one of the must humiliating experience of my life but I find myself having sort of actually liked the experience (pictures being posted aside) and I hate myself for it.

>>739653263
He's a Jarhead

>>739653446
Yeah, no gay shit
My favorite movie is revolver by guy Ritchie

>>739653245
Monster

>>739655017
Post contact already, I see you in enough of these threads that we might as well do kinky shit already.

>>739654628
I still know her, im paranoid that she may tell someone the story. Pray to allah that she doesnt.

>>739653984

Just another day in Bogota, Colombia?

>>739654071
nothing wrong with that, why the fuck would she act all weird about it?

>oh this guy is touching my butt and now i'm kissing him and he got hard what a fucking weirdo

Homeless teenagers exist. It's a real thing.

>>739655017
I love you

>>739654961
>mom owes me a fuckton of money
>sneak into room while shes out drinking
>take pics of credit cards
>send wierd sign in links to make her think she got hacked
>go willynilly on ebay with russian vpn
>end up spending 200~ dollars more than she owed me.

when I was young
like 7 or 8 I think
I played around with 3 other boys (not 3 at once, different times)
would touch penises, lick them, suck them etc
made one sit on my lap when I had to pants on
got caught by a friends mum once, all she said was something like, "you shouldn't be doing that"
Still cringe about it to this day
I think I might've fucked those people for life because of it

also my gf of almost 1 year now told me when she was 13 she would strip into bra and underwear for older men (like 30 - 40 years old) for weed, alcohol, cigarettes etc
I can't get it out of my head, I fapped to it, but I can't think that she's not a whore.

>>739652701
No one is really unique. We're probably sharing the same complex or damage.

>>739652259
Don't believe in goodness, but what I *do* believe, is that some people aren't fit to live in this world, and you're one of them.

More than your inevitable death, I enjoy the knowledge that you'll be looking over your shoulder the whole time.

>>739655269
listen man, it's not a big deal. you were a male teenager. it would have been weird if you didn't get a boner. all it means is that you were a healthy young adolescent. so, if she tells people about it, it's not really a big deal.

>>739655463
That's kind of impressive, actually.

>>739655499
checkem

I also used to pick up cigarette butts on the ground when I ran out of ciggies, I would go home, roll the left over tobacco into a paper and filter and smoke them
Did this a lot

>>739655564
What makes you the judge of who gets to live on this planet?

Who the fuck are you? And why should anyone even acknowledge you?

Pray tell.

>>739655129
I'll think about making a throwaway email.

>>739655333
I love you too, or maybe just your trips.

im a sociopath that continuously gets close with friends and lovers, then they inevitably find out how unempathetic and sadistic i am and they cut contact with me after i hurt them emotionally. it just gets boring after a while honestly, it's exhausting having to pretend to legitimately care about people and even more exhausting to always have to worry about the day relationships of mine inevitably end

Ok then.

>be 10
>have a retarded cousin or whatever they're called
>he's actually retarded, allowed to go out some hours a day
>let's call him Retardatron
>me and my cool bro walking the dog
>Meet retardatron and his friends
>for no reason, retardatron punched me
>chill bro no protec but he attac
>fucking smashed Retardatron down to the cement ground
>kicked him in the balls multiple times
>blood came out
>he asks if i'm ok, and we leave
>after seconds, run back to knocked down bleeding Retardatron
>whisper;
>"your kids are meeting the same faith"
>fucking do an anime knockdown punch on his balls
>run back to chill bro and dog

>tmw none of his friends helped him afterwards
>tmw he can't have kids


>five years later
>he's still shiwering in fear

>be me
>be 9
>skinny kid moved in next to our house
>skinny kid is cool, and would sometimes invite me to play vidya with him
>cool, why not play with him sometimes
>one day skinny kid told me to get into his room
>He told me there was a thing that best friends always did
>sure why not.jpg
>told me to get my pants down
>stuck his tiny worm dick in my butt cheeks, but he didn't get to penetrate since his dick was miserable
>asked me to do the same to him, dick limp, not really understand what was happening triet to stick my limp dick up his butt
>go home
>tell mom about it
>nothing was ever done about it, no trauma or anything gay after this.
>never talked to skinny kid again and he moved out.

>>739654100
I guess the dubs have spoken

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>>739651806

>>739653277
STDs don't scare you anon?

>>739655769
Do it, or email my throwaway instead with some proof you're actually the blackmail girl [email protected]

I've never fucked with a condom, not that I haved fucked a lot of people, only 4 girls, but still no condom.

>>739655633
Thing is, my dick didnt fully mature at that time. It was like 4.8 inches at that time. I have more stories that I can tell if interested, it is about her and I.

>>739656488
do tell

>>739656326
>email my throwaway instead
My email has identifiable information in it so I won't be e-mailing you unless I make a throwaway

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>>739655463

>>739649962
nice copypasta m8, seen this one about a dozen times

>>739656803
Hey I'm not complaining. Just probably won't be posting in every thread tonight like I usually do so I may miss if you post contact.

>>739653228
The train keeps a movin. Thats what tortures me.

>>739650756
I live in the Fresno area...

>>739656921
She deserved it

>>739655562
I loved the original abuse by the neighbour girl (13-15) and her black friend. I jerk off to the memory (of being 6yo kek) to what she made me do, and her smell.

>>739648161
>be last year
>best m8 broke up with his gf
>hit on her
>start fucking for a couple of weeks
>start to feel bad for best m8 and break up with her
>she goes back to best m8
>he never found out

>>739654384
show us

>>739655801
I think I found you brother, I'm the same
Sometimes they would get close and say shit like "I'll never leave you" then they see a SMALL piece of the real me then disappear

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When I was a kid I used to break into neighbors houses for fun. I never stole anything, but I looked through all their stuff. It was like a game I'd play...by myself. Just to see if I could get in. Of course looking through their private and intimate belongings was quite an education. I never got caught.

>>739655801
>>739659131
You guys must have had awful luck. I'm the same, but my friends are similar in smaller dose, so we have a blast everytime we go out.

I'm a masculine guy, my ex thought it would be funny one night to dress me up in her underwear and a dress before we had sex because she said she liked the look of a dick in panties.

I protested the entire time, but I actually really enjoyed it, I wish she'd wanted to do it more often but she thought I hated it so she didn't do it again, but I didn't want to tell her that it got me off.

>>739659131
you guys must suck pretty hard to get left after the first sign of trouble

I want to impregnate my friend's mom and I try to flirt with her whenever her husband isn't around or her son

>>739655017
Are you posting any new pictures tonight slut?

>>739659687
sounds like typical woman behavior to me

>>739659926
i like to get them deep in lust, so it takes a series of events that leaves them changed forever

>>739656921
Think of it as interest

Same here, but I finally got busted by my woman and now all she wants to do is fuck my ass with whatever she thinks will look hot

>>739654732
>A bunch of everyday stuff that only teenagers would fret about happened.

Underage b&

>>739660862
post her bank info and CCVs

>be me
>be 14
>used to have a small family that tenants in our apartment
>a husband, wife and their 7 year old kid
>nice people, kinda liked them
>notices the husband owns a laptop
>he uses it on the living room with his kid every week day
>notices he has sum good shit like games in it
>didn't have internet back then so that shit was like heaven to me
>keep staring at it like i wanted to make love to it for the whole day

>2 weeks later
>be awake late at night doing whatever the fuck i was doing
>go outside of my room and notice the husbands laptop sitting on the kitchen table
>its late at night and everyone in the house is asleep except me
>thinks about taking the laptop and copying sum games into my pc
>Whythefucknot.jpeg
>takes the damn thing and runs into my room
>proceeds to copy the games folder
>notices the laptop is running out of battery
>try to copy paste everything before the lap dies on me
>gottagofast
>hears the husband comes out of the room and look for his laptop
>shitjustgotreal.jpeg
>the folder is done
>proceeds to copy fairy tale episodes
>lap runs out battery
>icanlivewiththat
>hides the laptop in my closet until i can find the right moment to return it back
>next day mom tells that the husband contacted the police and is trying to find the thief
>moms a cop and starts questioning everyone because of her cop nature
>mom asks me about it knowing that im always awake at night
>shrugs and tells her idk
>it fucking works and no one suspects me
>magnificent
>waits for 3 more days until everything blows over and everyone forgets
>place the laptop back on the kitchen table later that night
>next day mom tells me about the thief that returned the stolen laptop
>proceeds to joke about the thief being a retard
>mom proceeds to laugh with me

>plans to play the games and watch the 2nd season of fairy tale later that night
>my life is complete

>>739659687
I do, but manipulating is really fun and like this anon said>>739660258
It's typical

Sucked my cousins dick, got him to suck mine too, this went on for years

Got my sister to suck my dick, only once

younger male cousin is gay, can just tell by looking at him / listening to his voice, trying to think of a way to get him to suck my dick

>>739661615
I expected win...

I did not get it today...

Go rape a goat now.

>>739661615
>>739661918

>there's more
>find his cp folder
continue?

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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

>>739662052
moar

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>>739649123
>>I suppose I was the bully in this case
amazing
>>739649897
>iwasbornforthis.pdf.exe

DUDE TELL US MORE STORIES YOU, YOU ARE GOOD

>>739662052
o shit continue

>>739662052
>>739662210

>find out that i copied a folder full of cp
>oh shit waddup
>been 14, that made me hard af
>fapping to the little pussies for months
>one day mom came into my room
>was fapping
>oh fuck
>mom flip the shit out
>WTF anon
>I start crying, she gets angry than proceed to calm me down
>ask me where did I get this, tell her from mr cool guy
>mom calls her unit, she's a police
>they arrest him, take my and his laptop away
>get laptop back, still playing vidya
>still fap to the memory of those young pussies
>cool dad is still rtting in prison
>his son sucked my dick last year

>>739655863
>retardtron
>shitty meme reference
>anime
>admitting you're 15

Please for the love of all that is holy, kill yourself.

i fucked a newly wed on a flight between Korea and Europe on the day of her wedding.

I didn't knwo her name. I never spoke to her. My gf and her husband were right next to us, asleep on the plane.

true story.

>>739662634
>>739662052
>stares at stranger continuing my own story
>that moment when your story gets a anonymous sequel

>>739655017
You never posted that pussy pic like I told you to. I'm not happy.

>>739652811
omg lol some kid did this to me when I was about 8 or 9. We were outside on the roof of a building. Kid pulled down his shorts, spreads his asscheeks and asked me what it looked like. He thought it was hilarious. I thought it was fucking gross and bizarre that he did that. Fucking weirdo.

>>739662887
Kek, but I agree
End yourself now edgy cunt

On my 5th birthday, me and friend who was a girl got into my closet and we got naked together. We touched each other a little before just putting our clothes back on.

Stopped being friends after middle school and never heard from her until I was 22. Her boyfriend at the time messaged me to tell me that I turned her into an alcoholic because of the closet incident lmao. I just blocked them and moved on.

My uncle touched me when I was young and nobody believed me.

Earlier this year he got caught with cp on his computer and while my family is torn up about this I'm just laughing my ass off at the retard. I know it wasn't him who put it there either.

I prefer butt play more than I do normal sex, realized it when a friend with benefits wanted to eat and finger my ass. Came so god damn hard with her fingers in my ass and got hooked after that.

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>>739656552
>be me, 15. The year after the boner issue.
>Lucky me, im in her theater class.
>I forgot about the ordeal until I saw her
>Walk into theater room, sit down in my assigned seat.
>She walks in 1 minute later and is assigned next to me.
>iwillshoottheschoolup.wav
>Teacher announces, " Everyone remember where you are seated, this will be your seat for the whole semester."
>Die internally.
>BLAH BLAH BLAH YADDA YADDA
>Took about 6 weeks to get into the good shit
>Romeo and Juliet
>My fucking LUCK
>I GET ROMEO AND SHE FUCKING GETS JULIET
>We have lots of feminists in my school and SJWs(90 percent of class is female) most male roles are taken by females. One guy has to be the mother of juliet.
>Read script..
>Kiss Scene....
>We practice our lines after school together, we finish reciting them to each other and just sit and do nothing on the couch in the room.
>I tell her "I know what happened last year during the dance was weird."
>"mhmmmm"
>'But I couldnt stop myself, when a beautiful girl was leaned up against me in an intimate moment."
>'Hormones took over my body and I could not control it, but I gained feelings for you in the last months of our 8th grade year. I didn't know how to tell you and I thought this would be a good time to say so."
>WhatDidIJustSay.pdf
>She said " Well, when we first met in 6th grade I took a liking to you. You were funny and confident but i never thought you would have the same feelings for me. When we finished the dance I was flattered and didnt know how to react. I do admit it was weird and I reacted weird. When I saw you walk out looking sad I couldnt bear to sleep for the months that followed. I have feelings for you anon, but I never thought you had them for me."
>Autism kicks in. "wait, wh,wha,wut?
>She leaned in for a kiss, and I was fucking panicking. I didn't want to fuck up the moment, so I went for it.
>Fucking go hard core into that kiss.
>Look up to make sure the door was closed.
CONT

>>739648161

>About 6 or 7 yrs old
>Mom babysitting a friend, shes about the same age as me
>It's nap time and we are sharing the top bunk
>One of us has the random great idea to lick each other's ass crack
>We take turns back and forth
>My mom mowing the lawn comes by the window and looks in
>Catches me licking her ass and vagoo
>I jump back into the bed and pretend im sleeping like she never saw me.
>Never talked about it again
>Moved away and never talk to her

>Spycam on bathroom
>Record almost any female who uses my bathroom
>Have recorded friend's gf and cousins wife and fap furiously
>Need to constantly record new girls since the ones I have become boring
>Feel addicted to this

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I piss in the sink because I'm too lazy to use the toilet

>>739664729
fake and gay

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>>739656552
CONT
>Indeed the door was closed. Lay down on the couch and she gets on top of me.
>Start making out passionately.
>Dopamine rush down south to my friend.
>She was wearing skin tight, high waist jeans that outlined her ass.
>my dick fucking poked her.
>She looks down.
>PREPARE MY SELF FOR SHIT STORM OF EMBARRASSMENT.
>She fucking gropes my dick through my jeans.
>I react and grab her tits.
>whatdidIdo.jpeg
>She reaches into my pants and starts caressing my hard cock.
>HOLYSHIT.avi
>I grab on her waist and continue to make out.
>Literally cum in 3 minutes.
>My boxers are fucking soaked in cum.
>We continue to make out for another 10 minutes then cuddle.
>Hear someone walking up to the stage.
>Fucking bolt up and sit down and pretend to recite that shitty play.
>Get her number and leave.
>She winks me goodbye
>Go home, dispose of cum covered boxers in woods.
>Go home and have a happy fap.
>twas a good day.
Still have more if anyone wants more.

>>739664948

holy fuck anon, that is insane

how many of your family member have you got on camera?

have any of them played with themselves in there?

>>739665606
Not fake, have more that will explain what she did later on.

>>739665793
people don't talk like that retard

shit is not believable, if you are gonna make shit up then put some effort into your dialogue

>>739653984
sounds like a great life

>>739665633
Keep going, anon

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>>739663047
I would have but when I came back that night there was no thread.

>>739655292
the fuck are you talking about?this isn't common in Colombia i live there

>>739651790
It's not when you realize none of it is real

>>739655333

full house

>>739666367

what did the blackmailer make you do?

>>739653491
Kek

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>>739666106
Long story short
>be 17
>she wants the d
>get condoms
>we go for it
>twas good
>She decides to tell her feminist friends that i raped her and forced her to my home.
She lost feelings for me and wanted to go for my friend who knew I fucked her. He denied her and she got mad at me.
>Freak out on her and start going off.
>School got involved in the shit and so do police.
>Remember i recorded her and I just so I could use it later to fap to.
>Show it to police, but they dont want it because under age.
>Edit the sex out and leave the part where she begged for dick.
>Luckily none of this got to court.
>Decide not to sue her for defamation. Instead I get her an ISS for 2 weeks and thats all.
>Never talked to her again.
>Moved to the midwest for college.
Thats all folks

>>739655017
post pics.

how were you blackmailed

>>739667216
would have been funny if they charge you for CP

>739664729
Is "Felipe" your name?

Iv been on 4chan for 2 years and don't know what a waifu is and at this point i'm too scared to ask.

>>739648161
>put on my little sister's leotard
>feel a tightness around my special place
>stuff happens
>I later learn that I didn't accidentally "pee" inside of it
>continue to steal her leotards to pleasure myself for years
>conditioned to dry hump, using my hand is uncomfortable
>rub out the stains when done
>watch her perform in competitions wearing a sparkly leotard I came in the night before
>she'll never even know

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>>739648799
Stop lying we know your real intentions

>>739667359
would have shot up the school

>>739667582
it's a type of japanese noodle

>>739648161
\bf has low sex drive so i fuck the neighbor cliche i know

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>>739649962

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>>739652259
Faggor

I fucking hate my uni roommate and I fuck every bitch he likes without him knowing just for the heck of it

afterwards he proceeds to whine about how all of the girls he liked are not interested in him kek

>>739667240
Here >>739666367

It's a long story and I've told it a few times already. Short version is that someone online managed to get explicit pictures that I didn't want anyone else seeing and enough information on me that they were able to blackmail me.

>>739667108
Mostly my blackmailer(s) made me send nude pictures to them on and off for an extended period of time, threatened me frequently, and left me with pretty severe paranoia/trust issues.

I posted my ex's nudes on 4chan out of spite after breaking up with her, because she cheated on me with a 16 year old (She was nearly 30).

I enjoyed all the people calling her a whale/ugly. Honestly it made me stop caring about the cheating thing.

>>739667721
show boobs please

>>739657832
Scumfag

>>739650904
Was her bf involved or watching at all?

>>739649962
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.

Holy shit dude, that was so me. When I had like 14 years old I would do gay stuff and humiliate myself so people couuld laught about me. At least I was noticed. Right? Everyone bullied me with being a fag, which funny enough I wasnt. Just hag in there brother. We can be stronger than our fears

>>739651589
>kill me in my sleep

He probably should.

When I was younger I lived with my sister, she would get drunk and have nude hot tub parties while I was at the house. A lot of older women would just walk into the house completely naked while I was in the living room (At around age 15), and just stand there talking to me like nothing was wrong.

I also really wanted to fuck my sister, I've seen her tits tons of times, and at least once she flashed me her pussy/ass up close. She also got drunk a lot when I was living with her and talked about sex all the time.

I used her sex toys a couple times to masturbate in her bed.

>>739653633
and how'd you get 'em, if it's true, nigga?

>>739665757
Mom and sister, mom is not attractive at all, avoid watching at all cost, sister gor her without good light and barely visible.

Nobody has really played with themselves but saw two girls change their pads

I've convinced my last 3 gfs to let a dog lick their vag and record it for me

I've recently realized I'm bi, which wouldn't be a problem if i didn't have a crush on my straight male best friend.

I miss when I could hang out with him and have fun without that nagging reminder in the back of my head that I'm in love with him and he'll never love me back.

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>>739648161
I haven't had a gf since 2005.

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>>739669574
Love is fleeting. Don't worry

>>739648161
I want to rape my fiancé

My wife gets off on me fucking other girls infront of her. And going out and picking chicks up.

I'm kind of tired of it, and no it'll kill my sex life if I stop. But I just want a normal marriage with a mistress on the side, or even a girlfriend.

I haven't had a girlfriend since I got married.

my girlfriend was on the phone with me crying because she received some seriously bad news and i was jerking off to hardcore porn the whole time during the call

My wife had Borderline Personality Disorder and is often raging. I use that as my excuse for cheating on her. Truthfully, I think I just want to find a better set of tits to play with. My current side chick has massive tits.

>>739653277
Keep on fucking them man. I envy you. I have kids but not in a third world country so I have to pay unfortunately.

>>739670393
>I haven't had a girlfriend since I got married.
aren't you supposed to marry your girlfriend?

I jacked off a horse

>>739666367
>that file name

Yes, yes you are. Dirty little fucktoy.

>>739668622
Poor bastard. Those were prime examples to get lightheatedly pervy.

>>739669128
POST THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO SEE

>>739670214
But god will forever love you. Unless you're a heathen jew or dirty mudnigger. Hehe

>>739671118
If you have kik I have screenshots

>>739671154
bi guy from that post here, actually jewish

people always say to me "You're going to hell for not believing in jesus christ" little do they know i'm actually going to hell for being a sodomite

>>739671154
ah shit i missed the ghost stories reference entirely

>>739670798
I usually try to come up with a fun file name and it almost always goes missed.

>>739671337
I don't think you have to be perfect to go to heaven

>>739667676
that would have been even funnier

>rapist and CP lover shoots up school

>be me
>try to greentext, maybe it can go wrong because i am a newfag
>time travel
>me age 5-7
>be with friend
>their parents go outside for 10-20 minutes to buy shit
>alone with friend
>friend has idea
>we both got naked
>start exploring our bodies
>touch butthole
>start foreplaying withour knowking
>5-7 agr kids , dint have erectione
>he decides to ac like a girl, and i must be something like the alpha male
>refused because i know this was turning weird
>Fast foward to age 12-13
>discover porn and the power of masturbation
>discover anal sex
>memories back
>reclusive me
>never talk or see him again
God.

>>739670753
What the fuck is this? 1953 at the sock hop?

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>>739668622
more?

>>739670502
ABSOLUTEKEK

we've all done this, anon. well, not all of these neckbeards but I sure have