> god tier hydration solutions

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Truly thus can only be the real winner here

>>739619884
go have your mom clean your piss jar you autistic

>>739619841
> mfw i only drink water

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>>739619841

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>>739619884
good job you're gonna have diabetes by the age of 20

>>739620015

>you're thirsty
>it's cold
>damn near better than sex

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>>739620015
what the bloody hell is that?!

>>739619841
Water.

Soda does the opposite of hydrate you.

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>>739619841
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!!

>>739619917
>"you autistic"
what, nigger?

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>>739619841
preferably this will do you the best op

>>739620106
I believe its called 'water'. I only touch the stuff when absolutely necessary. Do you know what fish do in that crap?!

Whenever possible drink Brawndo, its got electrolytes.

>>739620236
> be me
> be 8-14
> around this age all I drank was chocolate milk
> usually always at dinner
> when the food came around I would always drink it wish chocolate milk
> for the first sip and only sip I would have a rage uproar
> pokerface.jpg
> stopped up until I entered highschool
> scared to drink it again
Anybody else go through something like this?

>>739620325
Water? Like from the toilet?

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the only drink allowed in this mankind

>>739619841
Faygo is good by itself, but it doesn't go god-tier until you're geeking off lean of xans.

>>739622067
So if I'm leaning while drinking this it wouldn't be as good as sitting down??

>>739619841
Faygo and PCP ....... a total win-win.

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>hydration
>sugary fluids that do the exact opposite

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>>739619841
>only 160 cals per can
>no high fructose corn syrup

>>739619841
diet dr. benis
you'll cum back for moar

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>>739620106
fucking drunkie

>>739620105

This

>>739622945
You obviously are not from the eastern Europe.

>>739619841
Kill yourself you poser

>>739623118
i drank a bottle of cotton candy vodka last night, chased with some old cheap whiskey. am i dead?

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This and their green tea

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>>739623408
Also this

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>>739623408
>green tea
FAGGOT ALERT WEE OOO WEE OOO

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>inb4weeb

>>739623496
Hey, their green tea is good shit

>>739623697
Shut your mouth and go back to 9gag..

>>739619841
t. Juggalo

>>739619841
Faygo is my shit

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>>739619841
>god tier
>yfw

>>739623583
They're pretty good.

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>>739619841
Fuck off spurdo.

mOtHeR fUcKiNg MiRaClEs bRo :o)

>>739620105
>you're thirsty
>you drink a bottle of faygo drink
>it's cold
>you're still thirsty

Water is the only real solution.

>>739620578
Milf after 8 am is not something a human being should drink.

>in murica they give you milk at lunch
No wonder you end up with all those school shootings.

>>739624525
you fuckin shit talking faygo my nigger?

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>>739619841
Fuckin white trash

>>739621562
That's WcSoda for you.

>>739622770
How else are we supposed to hydrate?

>>739620125
Soda doesnt dehydrate you. That is a common misconseption.

https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/546992-does-soda-dehydrate-you

>>739623397
You probably had something inside your stomach, because only a fucking idiot would drink with an empy stomach, you'd get sick in no time.

>>739624698
Whi ies Y am doyng yt.

>>739624848
i had decent dinner. and didnt feel too shitfaced until i woke up and remembered what hangovers feel like. fucken deathhh

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>>739619841
Actually gives a noticeable diffetence in workouts and prevents a lot of my hangovers. Although some are inevitable.

>>739624969
oh well in that case, proceed.

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>>739624769
>misconseption
Anyway, it even says there you have to maintain hydration to not get dehydrated from drinking soda. Funny how that works, drinking water.

Even if soda doesn't directly dehydrate you, you still need to drink fucking water. If you just drink soda then you will be dehydrated as shit. And if you don't drink enough water with it you will still be dehydrated. Through and through, soda doesn't do shit for you. Just adds sugar and salts to your system without providing enough hydration on its own. It's still mostly water, so obviously the other ingredients are counteracting that due to their own properties.

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>>739623492
>berry lemonade
Good shit, anon

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This stuff is good. The original flavor. The other "fruit" flavored aloe drinks are an abomination.

>>739619841
Whoop whoop

>>739625139
This has what plants crave....

>>739625237
Watch the youtube video of the guy who pours a can of soda in a pot and boils the water content out of it. Whats left in the pot is disturbing. Thats what you are ingesting.

>>739619841
>>739619884
poor white people drink

>>739624710
poor nigger drink

>>739625737
middle class white people drink

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>>739619841
>>739619884
>>739620236
>>739622771
>>739623408
>>739623492
>>739624710
>>739625737
Fucking please, I'm even healthier than
>>739620015

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>>739624769
>>739625237
>>739625994

>>739625994
It's caramelized sugar, you fucktard. Along with weak acids.
Also known as caramel. With weak acids.
A step beyond that is carbon.

If that's disturbing to you, you must've subbed out chemistry for gender studies in high school.

>>739626071
God tier drinks he said. Not neccessarily healthy drinks. You post fruit.

>>739626207
Its disturbing because your ingesting it. Most people multiple times every day.

>>739626485
>Its disturbing because your ingesting it. Most people multiple times every day.
Then you don't understand chemistry.
The same thing would happen if you juiced a pineapple and boiled its' water content away.
>sugars
>acids
You'd get the same looking shit as this:
>>739626152

Not some pretty bowl of healthy sugar cubes plastered with Bernie Sanders' fucking face on them telling you that socialism REALLY CAN WORK this time.

>>739626352
>hydration solutions
>solutions
OP does not specify anything beyond that
You're jelly because fruit cannot be dethroned in these circumstances.

Try mango juice b/ros thank me later

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>>739626152

>>739626152
This is why i have cut back on soda. Shit's poison.

>>739620015
This is the only correct answer.

>>739619884
You know that most citrus flavored soda's have flame retardant in it.

One of my fav drinks is simply using a bit of fresh orange/citrus juice with water and maybe some honey for extra sweetness. Also any kind of herbal tea is god-tier.

>>739627451
Enjoy your heavy metal poisoning

>>739626071
Fruit juices tend have a lot more sugar than most people realize.