Help me find this /b/, my ex just broke a fucking art piece my

>>739607987
Sorry OP

Kill your ex with the biggest piece. Its only right OP

>>739607987
posts broken one, where is the full one nigger

>>739607987
Slit her wrists with the shards

and now you have a least 6 art pieces.

also, find the missing piece before she tries to stab you with it.

>>739607987
glue it

>>739607987
>woman being a selfish cunt destroying other people's property
Why can't we hit women again guys?

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>>739607987

Call the cops faggot

>also RIP to OPS mom

>>739608389

because hitting women indirectly empowers them. you hit one woman and thousands will bitch about it.

>>739607987
Damn, dude.

You know, I actually think this is one of those things you just have to let go.

Probably couldn't prove it was her if you went to the cops.

Assuming you didn't do something to deserve it, maybe you should call her out on facebook or something, just so she doesn't fully get away with it.

But after that, just let it go.

At least it's still together enough that you can see how it's supposed to look.

I bet you could partially put it back together and then perhaps photoshop it the rest of the way maybe.

It really sucks, and fuck that bitch, but you just gotta let it go.

>>739608389
Because violence should only be used for self-defense. Or are you too much of a stupid nigger to understand other means of conflict-resolution?

>>739608684
If I knew who you were I'd break all your shit, you fucking faggot on the count you don't have the balls to stand your ground. Literally kill yourself

This being broke doesn't change your memories of her or the reasons behind why she left this to you. She still cared about you just the same and you'll get past this /b/ro, it might sound blunt but this is just a piece of glass. It's the sentiment that matters and you can't smash that.

If you can't find a new one, save up a little and take this to an independent jewelers. I bet they could make a stone out of this glass and you could get it in a ring or something. Then you'll have a much more permanent memory of your mom.

>>739607987
Honestly tell the police.

Had a cunt clock me, I deserved it kinda, but told the cops and she went to jail for a month and was charged with domestic assault (or battery I forget wich).

Then she hung herself lmao

True story though, felt bad briefly, but she was legitimatly psychotic

OP.

Metalwork and glazing engineer here. The damage cannot be repaired completely as when glass breaks it never breaks clean, however.. If you take it it a specialist, theres one in Liverpool http://www.kgbell.co.uk/blog/ they are very good ive used them. They have a clear resin that can be used to fix it so only you will be able to tell it was ever broken.

My ex wife was a vindictive cunt, destroyed my war medals and beret just to spiteful to me. Good luck OP I hope you get it sorted.

>>739608816
You just got trolled!

OP: make this into a beautiful stained glass piece. Also, and this is important, break off all contact with the ex. Your ex is toxic.

>>739608917
Nothing of value was lost

Sorry for your loss op.
You should stab her with the sharpest piece tbh, you'll feel better.

>>739607987
Do the ancient Chinese technique of 'Wabi Sabi' where you use gold to fill the cracks. It represents the acceptance and transience of imperfection.

>>739607987
melt glass back together or glue it

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>>739607987
Fuck that stupid bitch anon
I Shure your mom don't care as long as you are doing fine.
If it's of a high value I hope your home is insured.
Also is there a artists name or makers mark.
Post and I'll try to source you a replacement

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>>739609133
My thots exactly

>>739609119
This... Stained glass kits are inexpensive and easy to do... Think of it as something theraputic. Re connecting with your dead mama and putting yourself back together after your break-up. Also I hope your ex gets HPV and ovarian cancer.

>>739607987
Sue her in small claims court. You'll represent yourself and can get up to 3 grand from her.

>>739607987
>my ex just broke a fucking art piece

on purpose or accident?

>>739609814
It doesnt work like that anon

>>739609833
on purpose, she also knew how important that is to me

>>739608579
yeah, idk anon, I've been feeling so numb this afternoon. I don't know if I could let it go. I wish I took care of it better.

>>739609082
thanks anon, I'm actually decently close to Liverpool, I'll see if there's a time that I can sort out to visit

Dear lord OP your house was broken into!!

The back window is broken, everything that was in a drawer is now on the floor, the house is a complete mess.
Worst part, they broke your wife's peiceless piece of art and stole several valuables.. what animals..

I mean, all rthe valuables that were stolen, when sold, would probably leave enough money to buy another of those limited edition pieces for her.
If only it was you, the husband, the one who had that money to make her this nice gesture.

ITT:Mostly anons being actually helpful

>>739610257
I mentioned Liverpool because I guessed you were in the UK from the lighting in your photo holy shit. Wigan represent. BTW don't follow the advice above, if you attempt to repair it yourself you will regret it.

>>739607987
You should repair it using kintsugi technique

>>739608684
>conflict resolution
>stupid nigger
Some people are too stupid to be convinced by any other means, like niggers. Sometimes violence is the only option

>>739611107
beatem in the face untl they understand, then beat them some more just to make sure

>>739607987
Fuze together in microwave for a seamless repair.

Do what a well adjusted person would do and sue her. Find out how much similar glass pieces are worth and e her. It cost $70 to file a lawsuit and u dont need a lawyer for something like this

>>739607987
Real answer, in the remote case you are not trolling

College all big pieces, and stick em in place with molten lead

>>739607987
looks like a serious case of deliberate criminal damage which ought to involve the law and a prosecution

fuck her

>>739608355
sounds artsy ;)

>>739607987
I know everybody here talks shit about reddit (and rightly so for the most part) but there's a subreddit called r/whatisthisthing/ where people post pics of things asking for help identifying them.
Someone there might be able to identify the name of your piece, or the artist, or maybe even just a website that sells things like that.
It's worth a try.

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>>739607987
That's what you get for believing relationships with anyone is something worthwhile of your time and energy. Until you learn that living alone is the most peaceful way to live, expect more of your priceless possessions to be broken every time you try to repeat the "love cycle".

>>739610257
>>739607987

Put all the pieces in a bag to not lose, have it melted down into a ball you can hang on a necklace or something. As long as you make it a thing again, even if it's not the thing it was supposed to be, it's the lump of glass your mother gave you.

Make sure to post a picture of it on facebook. Say "thanks for breaking this gift from my dead mother in spite, [ex's name]". If you get her to admit to doing it(text her about it, so she'll say something about having done it) then you can turn around and sue her. It's not an art piece with arbitrary value, because she did it intending to cause grievous mental injury and it's very easy to argue in court that you have. Contact a lawyer.

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>>739607987
KILL YOUR EXCUNT

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR 6FOOT UNDER MUM

AND FUCK THAT SHITTY GLASS "ART"

to find true joy just $hell out a few wads for some of the best ART pieces in history by the greatest artist of all-time....the legend known as T-Bone!

\w/

>>739607987
Just super glue and duct tape it back together. nobody will notice. Hell, it may make it a modern art masterpiece.

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>>739607987

This stuff should do the job. I use it all the time to fix stuff. It takes longer than 5 minutes to set up, but it's a lot faster than most epoxy.

>>739608579
Wow... the word faggot gets tossed around a lot on this board but seriously: you are a massive faggot.

Burn her house down. It's not a proportional response, but it'll definitely make sure her day is worse than yours.

>>739607987

Getting a similar piece wont work.

Sorry OP.

>>739608389
If I did that on accident and you tried to hit me for it, I would break every bone in the left side of your face, and keep hitting you in the same spot until you stopped twitching.

I might get arrested for it, but after the facial surgery scars heal, you will think of me every time you look in the mirror and remember what a little bitch you are

>>739610519

>i guessed you were in the UK from the lighting in your photo holy shit

HAKR

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>>739617028
pure autism. this shouldn't even be possible

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>>739617028
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>739607987
Looks a bit like flea market "art" to me, other than sentimental value it was worthless.

>>739608880
this

>>739617631
filename
top kek

>>739608880
wow, this actually sounds like a good advice, you should do this OP

>>739614168
hey guys, this is what we call a very sad person

i feel bad for you anon. but good luck

>>739609461
wasn't this technique used by the japanese?

>>739609461
Every time I try that stuff it is too hot for me. It burns my nose.

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am I the only one that cringes when seeing this guy?

>>739607987
>i
http://thevine.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/terry-richardson-releases-miley-cyrus-photos-havent-seen-enough-nsfw/

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extra! extra!!
A FRESH GINGERNIGGER vs LORD GAVIN VIDEO JUST UPLOADED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-x0Qq7dImc

and here is copperscabs gf nude:
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/738778273/#738778409

>>739610257
>>on purpose
Grind the glass into a fine powder and...

>>739607987

Get a wooden frame made for it to keep the pieces together. Do not try and glue it back together.

>>739618327
No.

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>>739617683
\m/

>>739618327
cringe on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-x0Qq7dImc

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extra! extra!!!
A FRESH GINGERNIGGER vs LORD GAVIN VIDEO JUST UPLOADED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-x0Qq7dImc

and here is copperscabs gf nude:
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/738778273/#738778409

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extra! extra!!!!
A FRESH GINGERNIGGER vs LORD GAVIN VIDEO JUST UPLOADED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-x0Qq7dImc

and here is copperscabs gf nude:
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/738778273/#738778409

>>739610257
if it was on purpose, I'd fuck her up
you're a little bitch op, no slut is worth ruining your private proprety that has so much emotional value in it. it's from your mom god damnit!

>>739614168
Lmao, faggot
Kill yourself already

I recommend the sjambok technique.

>>739607987
You could use her for destroying your property and the ensuing emotional distress. If you make a decent wage you can crush her financially for years to come out of spite.

>>739608880
>>739609082
These anons are fucking brilliant though and you should look into what they have to say.

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!!!!!!!!!!please let everyone know that Uncle forced Kirsten Dunst to spread her legs for McInnes:
http://terrysdiary.com/post/745619699/mekirstengavin-and-justin
100% proof!

btw,
http://terrysdiary.com/post/70595887567/gavin-being-a-model-citizen

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA282wVgAV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FQyluthfR4

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>>739618248
extremely underrated post

>>739618167
Yes you are correct.

>>739607987
the fuck is this trashy tacky trailer park shit?

>>739607987

>art

You should be glad she got rid of that piece of entartete art.

>>739609461
>Wabi Sabi
That's a world view, kinsukuroi is the practice.

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>>739617028
Manlet spotted.

>>739620585
did u escape from gulag?

>>739609461
I'm pretty sure that's not what it means. But anyhow.

>>739617028
>teleports behind you

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>>739617028
Do you aspergers syndrome?

The best ideas here are to have it melted (or repaired with the resin shit) either back to shape or into a piece of jewellery. Make sure as many people as possible know about what she did and remember to live well, because, as the saying goes, living well is the best form of revenge.

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As one of the other anons said call her out on facebook, take a picture of what she has done and then go into detail of what it meant to you and how your mother left it too you before she passed, I mean fuck go all out on your feelings about this and how shes taken something from you that can never be repaired, everyone will hate her and even the ones not directly conneted on your fb page will hear about it, her family too even tho the love her they will all lose respect for her and she will see it in there eyes everytime she speaks to them
Post results

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>>739620816
gulag out!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bdUj2nBO04

>>739607987

As other anons have said, this can't be fully fixed. However I think I can do a pretty good job. I fix stained glass windows (among other things) for a living - I've worked on everything from 1 year old doors on a fancy restaurant (vandalism) to a window from the 17th century. I'd do this for free, you'd just need to pay shipping both ways. I realize you have zero reason to believe or trust me, but this hit me in feels. If you are interested just let me know and I'll set up a temp email to show you some of my work.

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>>739607987
Well in Soviet Russia, is she broke Glass? We break her.

Hope I could help, comrade!

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>>739617028
Reminder that most Americans possess something similar in form and function to this bad boy

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>>739618327
no you're not

>>739621519
You sound like a Reddit faggot. Fuck off nigger.

>>739607987
That's not art. Thank them for the favor.

>>739609461
Literally not what it's called you shit tier weeaboo. Wabi sabi is an aesthetic philosophy that's misused enough as it is (hey I fucked up this case, now it's wabi sabi!)

>>739620440
>not entartete Kunst
all or nothing anon

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>>739620186
who is that dude w/ the nice choppers in your reaction file?

>>739620933
>gaining all this weight for a movie that sucked

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>>739621519
We have vap pens here too faggit

>>739622223
This vase*

But people call anything fucked up or wonky "wabi sabi"

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>>739607987
Break her nose in retaliation

>>739615140
Waitasec, isn't that one of Mick's daughters in the background?

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=================================

John Waters:
I heard that Terry Richardson was doing the photo shoot for this piece. Did you see his book, Terryworld? Did you look through it? And are you going to show your dick in this photo shoot?

Johnny Knoxville:
Uh, Terry might already have some photos of that! [both laugh]


John Waters:
What luck for the editors of GENRE! Well, Terry’s is a great book. He always shows his own dick! It seems like he’s the only photographer who, judging from his book, shows up nude with a hard-on to take your picture. That’s a refreshing new twist, I guess, in a shoot.

Johnny Knoxville:
Yeah, he’s got a monster cock on him, for sure. And his assistant, Keiichi, will stand there with his cock out, playing with it, while Terry’s shooting.

==========================

https://web.archive.org/web/20060117030549/http://www.genremagazine.com/2005/7-1/magazine/content/knoxville.cfm

>>739621120
This anon! Do this

>>739622916
WTF are the blue things?

>>739623054
Nitrous oxide

>>739622949
What the fuck? What?

>>739623330
Did they get high with it?

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>>739623054
these https://youtu
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aka Laughing Gas

here is Steve holding a nitrous oxide dispenser

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She knew the path to my heart. We went and smoked together and I couldn’t stop staring at her. She was so young and sweet and beautiful. Candy was innocent but open and eager for new experiences. I was far from the most responsible guide. In December of that year, she was with me for most of the five straight days I spent holed up at the Ramada on Lexington Avenue in New York, smoking PCP.
PCP also known as Angel Dust is as powerful as any drug I’ve ever done. It’s in the same class as ketamine, but more unpredictable. Your emotions become magnified. You might have trouble speaking, or become uncoordinated or affectionate or angry or psychotic, or some combination of all these things. It’s almost like having an out-of-body experience, and it can go on for days and days after you finish smoking it. Candy and I were having such a fucked-up trip that on the fifth day we actually threw the rest of the PCP out the hotel window.
For all the bad experiences I’ve had on ketamine, I never once threw any away. I felt the effects of that PCP for at least a week afterward. It’s all chronicled in a video called PCP Saved My Life that was eventually packaged along with my third DVD, Out on Bail. In this PCP video, I run around, talking a mile a minute about how much I love everybody, how I make people happy for a living, and all the “miracles” that are happening all around me.

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steve O ~
""In the summer of 2004, I was in the back of a cab, riding through New York City, when my cell phone rang. It was Knoxville. “Hey, I’m at Terry Richardson’s studio,” he told me. “He wants to do a bukkake shoot and we’re just a few cocks short. You game?” Bukkake, for the uninitiated, is when several dudes shoot their loads on one girl. Of course I was game. Terry Richardson is a famous—or, perhaps, infamous—photographer known for his extremely risqué, sexually graphic photo shoots. I’d met him the year before when he shot press photos for the Lollapalooza tour. We’d hit it off pretty well. When I arrived at his studio that afternoon, Knoxville immediately made it clear that he, personally, wanted no part of this photo shoot. When Terry explained the concept to me, I understood why. He wanted a photo of me pulling a girl’s hair while I shot a load on her face and someone else pointed a gun at her head. Knoxville later told me he had no idea a gun would be involved. Regardless, the whole thing sounded fine to me. The girl in question was a young-looking model—I was assured that she wasn’t too young—and soon she went to work giving me a blow job.""

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""I had her hair in my hand but having someone holding a gun to her head was really throwing me off. As I’ve said, I’m quick on the draw, but something about a dude holding a gun was not particularly arousing. We devised a solution: once I reached the point of no return, so to speak, I’d call for the gun to be brought into the frame. So that’s how I came to be yelling “Gun! Gun! Gun!” one beautiful summer afternoon in Manhattan as some dude brought a pistol to the head of a young model whose face I was about to cum on. I know: classy. Later that same night I met a gorgeous Danish model named May Andersen. Knoxville knew her somehow and brought me along to her birthday party at the Gansevoort Hotel. He introduced us, we got fucked up together, and I spent that night with her in her hotel room. May was only twenty-two but already a reasonably big deal in the modeling world. She’d been in Victoria’s Secret catalogs and two Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues. We didn’t really have a ton in common beyond the fact that we both liked to party—hard—but we ended up dating for the next six months or so. Looking back on it, I probably wasn’t ready for a serious relationship at that point in my life. I mean, I don’t know if the fact that just a few hours earlier I’d been getting my cock sucked by a complete stranger while someone held a gun to her head automatically meant that my relationship with May was doomed to fail, but it probably didn’t help.""

>>739617929
Is that Gavin McInnes?

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>>739624075
nope, it is this brother https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-x0Qq7dImc

\m/

>>739610662
Second. This would be awesome.

>>739609461
This

>>739607987
Whats the point, the new piece has no more sentiment that a picture of said piece.

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BLAST THEVOLUME \m/

1) http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500274577855.webm

Can we stop staying faggot shit like "passed away"? They didn't pass away they died.

>>739608579
>maybe you should call her out on facebook or something

No - get a mutual friend to do it. Call a friend who you know appreciates art and/or fine things and bitch to him/her about the breakup, then casually mention, "oh and she also broke this heirloom piece by a glass artist," and with luck that's where the conversation steers. If the friend doesn't post something to her facebook wall later, you can nudge her to do so, being like, "you know, I've given it some thought, and I think I should call her out on it..."

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BRUCE: Wow.
TERRY: So I went to London and started working for the Face and iD and launched my career, then came back to America and eventually started working for Harper's Bazaar. My father was teaching and I finally got him Social Security and he decided to start taking pictures again. That parlayed into him doing Big magazine and hooking up with Italian Vogue. Anyway, it's all turned out quite good, and I'm really happy. He's seventy years old and he says he still wakes up with a hard-on every morning.

BRUCE: A blessing or a curse?
TERRY: After all we've been through, he's a complete pain in the ass but I love him because he's my father. You only have one father and we've always had a ridiculous relationship, but I do love the man. As it stands now, we haven't spoken in eight months and he won't return my phone calls — bastard — so if you read this, call me back, because you could have had some really nice naked pictures taken by Bruce, and you could have taken some nice naked pictures of Bruce too.

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i love Larry Clark but TERRY is much better!

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Do you think photography has changed?

Larry Clark:
Photography for me has changed now. You know, now everybody is a photographer, but nobody thinks about light, they use fucking flash on a camera. Do you know the worst photographer in the world? We actually are quite friendly, Terry Richardson. Terrible! Horrible! He could not take a picture that depended on lighting. Sucks! His father, Bob Richardson was a fashion photographer, there is a really good picture that Bob took of me on my website, and I knew Bob a bit before he passed away. But he used to tell Terry he was a bad photographer. So now I do it, taking on Bob’s role. So Terry thought when his father passed away, maybe it was over but it’s not over, because every time I see Terry I say, “You are bad, you suck” Because he takes pictures with flash on his camera, and against your face and click, and click and click, and says “Wonderful, wonderful” “that’s great! That’s great!” but I never moved an inch. He photographed me for INTERVIEW, and I really did not want this guy to photograph me, but I agreed to do it. I went and they had racks of clothes, but I wore a black suit and tie, and I never changed my expression, yet he took a million pictures of me. I was determined to control the picture. So I looked at him, and he tried everything he could to get me laughing but I would do nothing. He stood in front of me, and he’s even got his assistant changing cards for him, but I never moved, I never changed expression. I gave him a good picture, but he still is the worst. Because photography to me, is about light and feeling, and you can do so much with that. With the flash on, the camera straight in your face, it does nothing. It wipes out everything. It is good sometimes, you know, paparazzi kind of pictures of the moment.

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>>739627196
>Can we stop staying faggot shit like "passed away"? They didn't pass away they died.

THEY'RE NOW WORMS FOOD

ANOTHER 1 BITES THE DUST

THEY ARE 6 FEET UNDER

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r!p BOB

>>739607987
>art piece my mom left me
>new piece won't have sentimental value
you're a fucking retard.

I'm not reading this whole thread, but if it hasn't been found, try /r/helpmefind, they love finding shit like this for people

>>739607987
This thread is still going?

What kind of monster did you create here OP?

>>739608579
Wow nice spacing anon. I can read so much better now. Ur a genius! Where did you learn this technique

>>739607987
Moghpog. I think that's how you spell it? You can get it from hobby lobby. It is used for art and crafts and puts literally anything back together! Plus it dries clear! Try that! You can fix that! I'm sorry that she broke it :/ but it's still fixable! ^-^ you should try it! I hope that helps!

>>739618327
Who is this guy!? Is he like... the father of /b/????

>>739629790
Wow what a fucking weirdo

>>739609461
That's a dipping for your sushi!

>>739629790
People like you need to die, painfully preferably

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>>739630043
the true Unle of /b/
T-BONE an old dirty bastard

\w/

>>739628066
>a-am I fitting in yet?

>>739615618
Is this fucking art? Damn.

>>739614925
Who funds these people for doing this fucking garbage?
Either you are a shameless piece of shit for self promoting irrelevant crap, or this is some way of bumping the thread for OP that I can't wrap my head around.

>>739615709
Oh my Lord, this guy is awful.

>>739617507
Gay.

>>739617631
Gayer.

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>>739630572
100%

break her eyesight with glass shards

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>>739630604
>Oh my Lord, this guy is awful.
get on your knees and ask lord TERRY to wipe your sins and into your heart..........

What the fuck happened to this thread

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>>739631168
the ONLY legit art in history, that what happened \m/ NOW TAKE YOUR COCK OUT AND ROCK...........

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Just get it repaired in the style of kintsugi

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>>739630578
>Who funds these people for doing this fucking garbage?

-A Conversation Between Two Worlds-
by Gavin Mclnnes and Olivier Zahm

No art book would be complete without an analysis of the work by an erudite art critic. Since Terry Richardson is unique in his ability to take high art to jaded teenagers while simultaneously forcing the fashion and art elite to appreciate the dirtiest shit you’ve ever seen, we selected critics to represent both sides of the Richardson enigma.
In this corner we have the irreverent and retarded Gavin Mclnnes of New York’s Vice Magazine. His cultural opponent is the sophisticated Parisian editor of Purple Magazine, Olivier Zahm. Can a conversation between these two learned academics help us understand the genius that is Terry Richardson? Read and decide.

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>>739607987
http://makezine.com/2015/08/17/kintsugi-japanese-art-recognizing-beauty-broken-things/

I guess this incredibly faggy weeaboo shit is your best bet at restoring your piece of art. That and smashing the cunts face .

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>>739631609

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Gavin: One of my favorite things about Terry’s photos is the imperfections. I like seeing a zit on a girl’s ass. I think everyone does. It reminds me of that Thomas Jefferson quote, “There is not a truth existing which I fear, or would want unknown to the whole world.”

Olivier: Because Terry is shooting in an instinctive, immediate, almost physical way, he catches the smallest detail as a force, as a proof that you cannot control life. His pictures demonstrate how life and desire and sex are stronger than the typical visual construction the fashion industry insists on. The fact that he is working for this very industry adds another crucial layer. The imperfections in his photographs help take down the standard of glamour and high fashion. But more than imperfections, to me, one of my favorite things in his photos is the perfection of the frame: he is cutting the reality in a sharp, definitive, brilliant line, extracting the moment and movement of life from its vital flux. This is brilliant and unique. No other photographer is sharper in this sense.

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>>739631718

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Gavin: I never thought of the framing thing. The way he’ll zoom in on a pair of tits so close you can see there’s kind of some hairs on them. I was interviewed about him for one of these corny liberal modern sex shows and they were implying that Terry was a feminist because he was making “ugly” beautiful. l had to clarify that most of these women are still total fucking knockouts.
This isn’t some lesbian anarchist collective. They’re still the same supermodels that are on every other page of Vogue, only here, they’re making coffee with rubber boots on, or putting a tit on a watermelon. ln a way thats more subversive because you never see people like this portrayed so honestly. So yeah, you get Dennis Hopper with no blemishes removed, and then, on top of that, he has this weird close up that drives home how unusual the shot is even more. lt’s a double whammy…

Olivier: Let’s be honest. Terry’s pictures are definitely not feminist. They are as politically “incorrect” as pictures get. He is not glamorizing women’s power, beauty or strength. He is more portraying female beauty from a male perspective. Instead of trying to celebrate femininity they are focusing on the use of masculinity (his own subjective view of women) within fashion iconography.

Gavin: Most of the critics that hate him (I’m picturing sexless, lonely, thirty-something women with sandals) say hes just fucking girls, but with a camera in his hand.

>>739608880
That was beautiful Anon.

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>>739631869

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Olivier: I have heard women say Terry’s work is just an expression of the typical male obsession for sex and a celebration of the camera as an extension of his phallus, but this is a very reductive definition of his work.
First, his pictures are a form of visual humor. Second, he is always sharing real emotion with his model. They are not objects or sexual props. The photos aren’t even about that. They are an experiment, an examination of the interaction between a photographer and his models in this age of media, fashion, self-obsession and narcissistic paranoia. He keeps pushing these dialectic structures (man/woman, photographer/model,
phallic/non-phallic) as far as he can until the difference between “art” and “fashion” becomes totally blurred.
You don’t know what is real and what is constructed. When the critics make it a competition and become obsessed with choosing the winner (the photographer or the model) they make it so ideological it becomes uninteresting. Terry’s experimentation is about subverting this dual structure and documenting an intimate relationship with the model. Where can he take it? Where can he take it today? What are the limits of the game? What will the viewers call fashion and what will they call art? Will they reject the images entirely and censor him? That is the experiment.

Gavin: It’s also reductive to assume it’s all about shock value. I remember when the Sex Pistols were on Bill Grundy (host of Thames Today, a London television show of the 1970s) and he accused them of swearing just to shock people. They pointed out that this is the way they talk every day. There’s no premeditation about it. They were just being honest.

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>>739631966

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Olivier: That is a crucial element of this whole thing. His pictures are totally honest. They don’t hide anything. They don’t pretend to be what they are not. In this sense they are a political statement too. It’s not pornographic because it reveals how the rest of photography today is pornographic. By having these images in a commercial context they act as a Trojan horse that transcends the original format. They sneak the viewer a moment of truth.

Gavin: When I look at art I don’t give a shit about the artist’s lifestyle but Terry is an exception to that. The whole dichotomy of lowbrow and high art comes from the ups and downs of his fucked up past.
Half his life is wealthy snobberdom. Hes the son of a fashion photographer and was born in New York but moved to Paris at an early age. It was all celebrities and travel and art until his parents’ marriage exploded after his father had an affair with a 17-year-old Anjelica Huston.
The other half of his life was about being dirt poor and playing in esoteric punk bands, getting addicted to drugs with no family around to care. It’s a weird combination of homeless orphan and uptown rich kid that you rarely see in an artist. Is he where he is today because of luck or was it his destiny?

Olivier: It’s a hard question to answer. Sometimes the images are light and have no purpose other than to amuse. Sometimes they are profound and portray love as a fissure of pain and murder. He is at once a careless street kid and a misanthropic Lacanien. They float in the limbo of rapport and are essentially a documentation of the gap between person and portrait. ls it hatred or an irrepressible jouissance? I don’t know.

>>739630252
I wish I could...I wish I could.

>>739630051
Sorry I like arts and crafts assho.

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Gavin: I just like laughing at poo and fantasizing about fucking the hot girls. It’s the only kind of porn I can enjoy these days.

Olivier: But Terry’s pictures are never pornographic.

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>>739632269

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Olivier: Pornography is the way sex is commercialized by a repressive machine in an isolated ghetto of pictures (on the net, in magazines, films, etc.). Pornography is an industry of repression, a collective enterprise of profit. It’s a visual industry which kidnaps sex as a product for frustrated men.
Terry is actually working against pornography because he is reintroducing desire, seduction and playful sexuality, in real life, in real time, in the studio. He is photographing sex as a real interaction between him and his model. He is not playing the scenario of sexual pornographic control and alienation. He is part of the game. We can see one arm of Terry with his watch, one hand, sometimes his body, sometimes his penis, etc. He refuses the stereotypical function of the porn picture. By placing himself in the picture he is suppressing the illusion of domination and joining the frame. It should be noted however that Terry is not trying to demystify sexuality. He’s just lightening up the whole subject and creating a more equal rapport between photographer and model. A photographer going in front of the camera is not enough, just like the factory owner from the Pasolini film ‘Theorem’ deciding to join the workers is not enough. What is required is a sacrifice like in every film of Pasolini. A sacrifice of the artist who knows that he must sacrifice himself to the system, the fashion system, the pornographic system. The artist must face it with no fear.
Pornography is not only fake, stupid and dangerous, it does not exist. It’s a pure construction, an illusion. Terry’s pictures are the opposite of that. They are deconstructing this faux veneer. That is why it’s so infuriating to hear the press call his work “porn chic” or “porn glamour”.

Gavin: Yeah.

>>739608880
You fucking asshole... why you gotta make me feels! FUCK YOU ANON!

File police report. She obviously did this because she knew it was important to you. Guck that! File a report, find out worth of the artwork. Should be easy to do. Sue her if necessary. Hold that asshole accountable. There are some things you don't let go of.

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>>739608917
>then she hung herself lmao
Anon... My sides...

! BLAST THE VOLUME:
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500274656322.webm

\m/

>>739617028
Can girls be autistic guys?

>>739634176
how so

can someone please tell me how this terry guys gets all of these hot babes and famous dudes to suck and fuck him?

>>739634702
He's in the cheese pizza business /b/ro, how else?

>>739634828
but these chicks don't look like 5yo's and why would such big stars work with terry if he was shooting cp?

>>739617028
lost

>>739635309
but he sounds like a bitch nig

>>739607987
op are you making this story up....proof?

>>739618327
>>>739617997 (You)
that is not terry >>739617997 it is gavin just look at those gold rings

>>739607987
is your ex in jail

op shoul hust buy a knock off at the dollar tree

>>739608373
fpbp

>>739607987
Let's be honest here, if it was valuable would you really ever sell it? I'm betting no, it's valuable to you because your mom gave it to you so glue it back together and hang it on a wall in your house