Gayest thing you've ever done v2

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>had gay sex with a friend
we said no homo tho

>>739601857
Post in this thread

>>739601857
Straight guy here. Sucked cock and got fucked once. Wanted to know what it was like. Not a fag. Felt good tho.

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>>739602104
>Straight guy
>Sucked cock and got fucked
>Felt good
>Not a fag

>>739601857
Last night had my gf finger me and eat my ass, we were both curious. We both loved it

>>739601857
Had a boyfriend, anal, oral, loved him though, cuddles were so intense which is gayer than gay sex.

>>739601951
I was locked up at one point. My cell mate ended up fuckin me bc I asked . He busted all over my face and made me Clean up

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>>739602231
the cuddles are honestly the best part

>>739602231
Nothing more gay then cuddling and it meaning something

>>739602275
>tfw no esmeralda bf

Sucked a guy's cock two or three times. Swallowed until the last drop.
Forgot to say no homo

>>739602374
>Forgot to say no homo
anon...
that means...
youre gay

>>739602374
That's it you're gay as fuck .

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>>739602275
Too bad he left me for somebody else and hit me.
I've been single since, gave up on dating....I miss being held for hours so bad.

The pic related is my crush, he's gay too but too cold to date me

Gay discord server??? Who's down ?

>>739601857
Shaved my ass, balls and dick. Put on a thong. Went to chatroulette and fucked myself with a toy while strangers where furiously fapping

>>739602502
it always ends up shit

>>739602500
Story of my Life hun

>>739602502
We can set rules yo

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Slapped my mates ass as a joke one night while in a pub.

Started a thread on /b/

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>>739602567
Pic related, sorry.

>>739602632
Did you say no homo?

>>739601857
had a dick up my butt...

any suggestions on how to avoid Razer rash/burn after shaving ass?

Let my girlfriend peg me

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Sucked my best friend's cock while his wife fucked me in the ass with a strap on. Molly is a hell of a drug.

Sucked dick at gloryhole. First time, went with GF and she sucked me off while I did it. The next few times, I went alone

Met a 50 yr ol guy on Craigslist. I was 25 and curious. He put on classical music as i sucked him off in the living room. He busted a nut. It was ok

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>>739602658
>beard
>glasses
>fat
>hairy
shit taste

>>739602296
Truest true that ever trued

>>739602718
Hmmm slow shaving the exfoliating scrub works

>>739602632
wtf
me and my mates do that all the time

>>739602104
nigga u gay

>>739602104
Faggot

>>739602852
Mmm already shaved tho

>>739602918
Exfoliate it thoooo

>>739602771
I know, but nothing I can do.
I'm a sissy femboy and I am into bigger, stronger guys, not twinks like me.

>>739602852
Mmm already shaved tho>>739602987
Alright Thabks for the tip... girlfriends gonna peg me tomorrow getting ready

>>739602718
Use hair comditioner when shaving, better than shaving cream.

>>739603166
Dubs confirm

>>739603166
Wouldn't have thought about that actually..

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scraped my fathers cum rag and ground up all the dry cum crystals and mixed them in a 8 ball of coke and shared it with 15 people over 2 days

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>>739603105
>not being a twink who fucks twinks
S H I T T A S T E

>>739603166
Bruh I do the same shit

>be me
>19
>friend comes over for a few drinks
>get a bit buzzed
>decide to watch efukt
>having a laugh at first
>start getting kinda horny watching porn next to someone
>start talking about betterfap
>offer to show my betterfap account
>he says i've got some good shit
>start commenting on the porn
>falls a bit silent
>trying to conceal boner
>cock starts aching bad as we're just sitting and looking at porn
>i'm kind of squeezing it in my pants to get some relief
>he's the same
>he says "did you just wanna get them out"
>i say yes
>pull cock out of pants next to my best friend
>he does the same
>feeling of relief is incredible to let it out
>he immediately reaches over and grabs mine
>i reach over and grab his
>start jacking slowly as we're watching the screen
>he says "I kinda wanna suck you off"
>agree
>he's not very good
>he sits up
>immediately get down in front of him
>take his cock into my mouth
>suck softly, twirling my tongue around his cock
>start running my tongue down his shaft
>slowly squeezing and pulling his cock
>licking his balls
>move back up shaft with my tongue
>flicking the underside of his cock with the tip of my tongue
>take it into my mouth again
>start jerking the bottom of his shaft with my mouth bobbing up and down
>he pulls his shirt up as if he's about to cum
>i think fuckit.jpeg i'm already down here
>swallow everything
>so horny i just finish myself off next to him
>we make some smalltalk after
>watch more efukt
>he went home

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>>739603365

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STORYZ

>FOUND A BAT
>BIG BAT
>BAT WAS PANTING AND LOOKED SHY
>BAT WAS RUBBING WING ON CROTCH
>BAT GOT AROUSED
>FOUND MOTHERS 18INCH BLACK RAMBONE VIBRATOR
>BAT LOOKED VERY READY
>SET TO VIBRATE ON 10
>BAT CLOSES EYES SLOWLY
>PUT RAMBONE ON BAT PENIS
>BAT WAS MAKING CLICKING NOISES
>MAT MOANING
>THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A MOIST SPOT


DID BAT CUM?

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>>739601857
I was drunk and i fucked a girl. That shit was gay af

>>739601857
Straight guy. Sucked and got fucked a while ago. Not a cuck fag but wasn't that bad

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>>739604334
chicks are for fags

Jerked off a guy, he sucked my dick afterwards

>>739602104
> straight
> sucked and fucked
> felt good

No, you're not straight, you're bi. What's your fucking problem with that fact?

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>>739604386
Too true. Girls with feminine penis FTW

lol....i once hugged my dad when my grandmother died 20 years ago

>>739601857
once i carried the bags of the grocery shop in two travels

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>>739602231
How the fuck can you do oral with a guy?

>>739604886
Mods. mods. mods

>>739601857
Fucked some guys wife. He ate the pie after he cleaned me off.

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>>739601857

>>739604886
That doesn't mean you are gay. It just means you are not a man.

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>>739605484
did you really ask how someone can gibe someone else head?

>>739604669
This is possibly the gayest thing ever.

Sucked cock and been sucked a few times while having MMF sessions with my wife, it's fun but I still prefer fucking her.

>>739601857
I had a boys winkle in my poo hole, is that gay?

sucked my friend's cock in a mcdonald's slide when we were 8 and he did the same
i remember his foreskin not pulling back that much
no cum tho

>>739601857
I swallowed my friend's cum after I bj him because I wanted know what cum tastes like

Then I realized I could've done the same tasting my own semen

We're no longer friends

>chilling with my friend
>I'm kinda tired
>he's playing temple run
>I don't even realize I'm leaning on his shoulder
>friend acts uncomfortable
Umm....anon...
Me:wha- OH SHIT MY BAD!
>we both laugh it off

>>739601857
how does this dudes dick look uncut and cut at the same time?

his head is so keratinized, but hes got the foreskin to cover it.

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I got drunk and made out with a dude and a chick at the same time is that gay ?

>>739602632
Dude that is the gayest thing in this entire thread
I thin it might just be the gayest thing you can do in general
Ur gay

>>739603958
source?

>>739601857
>not green posting story
When I was like 17, I had a friend that was always super competitive with me specifically, we skated together often. He would always show-out and try to look cool, and beat me at everything. Anyway, one day he kept talking about how my girlfriend at the time should fuck him, because he had a big dick, and went on about how he would make her cum. I finally had enough of his bullshit, and called him out. Long story short, we both whipped out our dicks to compare, and to both our surprise, I had him by a good couple inches. I didn't realize I had a big dick until that day, girls had told me, but I thought they were just being nice. I am a little over 8 inches long erect, and really girthy, but back then I didn't know shit about what was big and small. He stood there and was like holy shit your hung, then he asked me if he could touch it, lol! I was like wtf, why? Next thing I know he is giving me a handjob. True story, dude ate my load. We are no longer friends, and haven't been in years. That's my only fag experience.

>2.5 years ago
>Get curious about dick
>Find guy on craigslist to come to my place
>Pretty big, at least 8 inches
>Blow him for about 20 minutes
>Swallow
>Enjoyed myself
>A year passes
>Get the urge again
>Find another dude, go to his place this time
>Smaller, but still decent
>Blow him for half an hour, he blows me a little
>Take facial, he jerks me to completion
>Enjoyed myself again
>Be now
>The urge is coming back

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>>739611278

I've been like that.

Probs had a craigslist/grindr hookup once a year or so.

>>739608281
I personally wouldn't call it gay. Now if you had dreams and fantasies about kissing only that dude and getting his phone number and shit I'd call that gay. You can't be held responsible for sexual decisions you make while under the influence. Do you know how many trannies trick drunk guys?

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>>739611712

"You can't be held responsible for sexual decisions you make while under the influence"

yeah guess i can just get drunk and rape a bunch of people right

>>739611843
So if I get drunk and fuck a guy I'm gay?

>>739612044

It's not as black/white as that. Read up on the kinsey scale.

>>739601857
Jerked off for a guy in his car. Was almost a decade ago now. Came all over his dashboard and glovebox.

Just learned some months ago he now lives only a couple towns away from me. I wanna see him again.

>>739612111
You're just trying to argue, dude. I get that sexuality is a spectrum. I'm just being simplistic. I don't feel like going into theories and finding credible sources just to tell a guy I don't think he's gay for kissing a girl and a guy while being drunk.

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>>739612300

No, i'm not trying to argue anything. Your statement that 'you can't be held accountable for your actions while drunk' is just horribly flawed logic.

>>739601857
Fucked a guy.

>>739602226
It's not gay if your girl does it.

>>739602159
You are not necessarily a faggot just because you like fucking guys. I like fucking faggots no homo.

>>739612536
Brody, it's contextual. I'm not trying to remake laws.

Do dicks smell like playdoh? I've always felt like they do

>>739601857
Called a guy daddy while he came inside me.

>>739612251
video now or i end it

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>>739611976
hot

Second gayest thing I ever did
>put on a tight denim skirt, fingertip length, with a slit in the back almost up to my ass
>pulled on thigh high black stockings
>knee high, 3" heel black boots
>button down satin blouse, top 3 buttons open, bottom tied in a knot just above my navel
>walked into the gay bar about half an hour before last call
>slinked up to the biggest bearded bull bear at the bar
>told him I don't want to be able to walk home
>let him bend me right over the bar while I clawed at the bar, jerked his bf, and squealed in beautiful pain
>walked out, inch after painful inch, heels clicking on the tile, blood and cum dripping down the back of my thigh and soaking into my stockings
>him and his buddies were waiting in the alley
>in the end, they had to carry me home

Gayest thing I ever did:
>was OP

>>739612111
cus you need to have a random ass scale to comprehend in your brain that there are people more gay then others.

>>739613584

No, I don't. I didn't invent the scale, but it exists for a reason.

I like to chat on kik with dudes and talk about how we would fuck eachother. I really like getting nice pics of beautiful dicks

>>739613276
fuck these kill me, source? :(

>>739613792
kik?

>>739611278
;)

>>739613505
Dammit I knew someone I knew would find me . Good fuck tho

>>739613836
What's yours ?

>>739604408
You can tell who was liking that more here.

>>739604640
Fuck off, baitfag.

>>739602275
kek the jasmine just looks like Aladdin

Been fucked three times and sucked a dick. All was pretty good time.

Eaten my gay lovers ass before fucking him raw then dumping my load inside him. Afterwards I go home to my pregnant wife

>>739615141
ew, you had sex with a girl?

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>wear stockings
>suspenders
>let a married guy spank and fuck me
>busts on my face
>listen to him talk to his daughter on the phone covered in his cum

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>>739602104
>straight

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got fucked

Shook a man's hand. Never forgive myself

>>739601857
Well, today I'm on b

>>739616156
Asian twinks can really make you cum buckets. They get a little clingy though

>>739601857
I was 15 and going through a pretty typical curious phase. I lived at the beach and hung out there a lot during the summer.

College age guy caught me checking him out, came over to talk to me. We chatted for a bit and he asked me if I wanted to go cool off. I said sure and we walked up to his hotel room. As soon as the door closed, he jumped all over me. Kissing, pulling off clothes. We got in the shower and I sucked him off. Figured he'd want me to go, but when we got out, he asked me to hang.

Ended up hanging out, talking, watching TV for a couple hours. Then he got horny again and we 69'd on the bed.

This was in 1998. We talked on AIM for a few years. He eventually got serious with some chick and got married. Haven't heard from him in years.

>>739601904
Sayng 'no homo' is real fucking gay, though.

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>>739602104
of course you are not gay

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>>739601857
Stopped my parents from having sex by lamping my dad in the face. I put his unconscious body on the floor next to their bed, and stopped my mum from screaming by shoving my cock in her throat. I then raped her right in the pussy... but I saw my dad's dick

no homo xd

>>739602104
If you tried it, you aint straight.
If it felt good, you really aint straight.

Straight guys don't want to see what sucking cock or getting fucked feels like, and if they did end up in a situation where they had to do both or either, straight guys sure as hell wouldn't enjoy it.

Keep deluding yourself, you self hating queerboy.

>>739612602
True, but you ain't straight anymore, either.

>3 months ago
>Virgin me with a virgin bestie decide that we both go fuck a prostitute
>Go to the hotel
>Call her and she tells me the room number
>Enter the room
>Take off our and her clothes
>Grab my emergencies condom that i keep in wallet
>Friend fucks her raw
>I fuck her ass and friend fucks pussy
>cant cum cuz She is loose and cold af
>She suggests that we both fuck the same hole
>Friend instantly puts his dick with my dick in her ass
>His dick is hot as fuck and is keeping rubbing my dick
>moaning like crazy, She squirts everywhere
>I cum buckets
>Condom rips
>Keep dick in her ass until friend cums and covers my dick with a mixture of my and his cum cum
>Pay her and go
>Neither i or friend said anything about it
>Tfw when cummed cuz friend warm dick

>>739602510
I do this on the regular /b/ro - level up

>>739602771
Fuck off, twink fag. Some of us like big beefy real fucking men, not some twinky that really wants to be a girl

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>>739603365
>did you just wanna get them out?
topkek

>>739603285
damson

Was interested in women pretty much entire life but puberty hit and I started finding myself attracted to men as well. When 19 got super horned up and started chatting with some guys on CL. One guy ended up getting me really horned up for him and asked to hang out. Told him I wanted to just hang out and take things slow and he agreed but the night ended with him basically coercing me into him fucking me.

Second time was a year or so later, again, got really horned up and made a craigslist post actually looking for a hookup this time. Ended up the same guy from before replied and since I have hooked up wtih him before I figured what the hell and went again. Ended up doing it multiple times that night, ended up getting super weird and romantic afterwords so never hooked up with him again.

Third time again super horned up so went on craigslist. Found a guy and went to his place, ended up sucking him off and was fucked multiple times by him that night. Same as before, got weird and romantic so never hooked up again.

>>739602159
I don't see your logic. You can't tell if you're NOT gay until you've at least tried some gay shit and didn't like it. Just like you can't say you don't like broccoli or whatever until you try it. But keep suppressing your sexuality

>>739604056
>nahnahnahnahnahnahnah nahnahnahnahnahnahnah

watch this

>>739617546
I knew I liked vag before I tried it.

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>tfw a twink, trap, femboy or skinny guy will never like you for being a bear
>Even after losing weight and getting healthy, they don't want it

>>739602737
envy this

>>739617884
Be a confident Alpha and those twinky faggots will be all over you. I talk to lots of twinks/traps/femboys/Auschwitz guys and a good amount like big hairy bears. If you're some beta cuck they'll ignore you.

They can smell the beta on you.

>>739602632
>scrolling 4chan
>stop at a picture of gay sex
>contribute to gay thread
>not gay

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>>739603285
>all the dry cum crystals

>be me
>Be 20 y/o in college
>Friend from HS transfers colleges to my school
>Only guy I had a man-crush on him but never did much about it, he may or may not have known
>Few weeks into second year he gets drunk at party
>Walks him back to his dorm
>He passes out
>Smack and poke him in the face to see if he's really out
>Work up nerve to take action
>Pull down his pants and take snap chat pics and send them to myself so not on camera roll
>Put his dick in my mouth and go at it for about 10 or so minutes
>Take pictures of his torso (again on snap chat)
>Put my dick in his mouth, but since he's out nothing too great.
>Leave his room
>Sees him the next day
>He doesn't know or suspect anything.
>No Homo

>>739601857
i throat fucked your mom

>>739617780
you can know you'll like something before you try it, hard to do it the other way though. Saying you knew you liked vag before you tried it is like saying you knew you needed oxygen before you knew what it was. It's a biological thing. As unpopular as an opinion as it might be, homosexuality is a fetish that develops starting in your early years of childhood do to nurture response and nothing more. Believing it's genetic is literally retarded considering how nature and evolution work, but I digress

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>>739618603
But what if... stay with me here... the same mechanic that makes you like vagina, can also make you like penis?

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>>739618049
>They can smell the beta on you.

H-How do I discover if I'm a beta?

Want a story of my current situation with a guy?

I fuket ur mom

I posted this (tinyurl):

yc83jc72

I let a dude jack me off and I've fingered my asshole.

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This thread reminds me of my old catholic school.

>>739617530
>got weird and romantic
Is this a common thing? The only guy I've hooked up with before was on Craigslist and all I did was blow him twice. We were gonna make it a regular thing, but then he started getting real nosy and possessive less than a week later so I blocked his number and never logged into that Craigslist email ever again

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>>739618603
>homosexuality is a fetish

>>739619144
That looks fun. Just lock me up in a chastity cage first and I'm game.

>>739619036

If you're not swimming in boypussy, you're a beta

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>>739619492
HELP ME THEN, I BEG YOU

>>739618603
I know I don't like the taste of camel shit even though I've never tried it.

I KNEW IT
Justin Bieber is GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>739619275
Same here. First time we got together, just a quick blow and go. The second time, he wanted tons of kissing and cuddling, then kept texting me asking if I'd date a guy. We'd been very clear it was nothing more than sex.

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13 year old blond effeminate twink seduced me into letting him blow me in a public beach changing room after he noticed me checking out his sleek nude body in the shower. Natural 10/10 body that puts most male porn actors to shame.

Kid was an absolute nymph, had no gag reflex and a mouth that felt like warm velvet and skin that felt like silk. Just remembering how his mouth glided over my cock in gentle motions makes me precum just thinking about it. I only lasted about a minute before I shot right down his throat. Kid didn't even flinch, and smiled at me with sperm dripping from his mouth before swallowing.

I met him again 20 minutes later to make out in the shower mutually nude. Then I began slowly fucking his ass and kissing his neck. Kid was moaning hard but trying to keep quiet. I somehow managed to give him a prostate orgasm and he shot all over himself shuddering with pleasure, and I came HARD in his ass immediately after.

He gave me a farewell kiss and I went home and never saw him again. Hope he's okay.

i'm straight and i've been letting guys eat my ass for years. they're much better at it than girls.

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>>739601857
Sucked a highschool buddies cock, jerked eachother off until we came. He moved away and we lost contact after that.

>>739619560

I can't help you, for I am beta too.

>>739619275
I am starting to think so o.O I don't even find myself particularly charming but both guys ended up getting romantic with me when I made it pretty clear I was just looking for a hookup.

>>739619957
Same here. After my first time blowing him (also my first time doing anything with a guy at all) he told me that he was over his hookup phase and wanted something more serious. I made it clear that hookups are all I want right now, and he seemed okay with going our separate ways. But he's still on grindr constantly and anytime I login I instantly get a message from him trying to entice me into dating him.

>>739620013

Lucky bastard...

>>739619275
>>739620302
Gay guys use a hookup to determine if you're boyfriend material. If he stuck around after you fucked he must have liked you.

>>739615366
Yes, and his ass is better than her pussy in every single way

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>>739620013

That kid is probably a methhead by now.

CL is the standard 'im a loser/into really kinky shit/closeted' place to do hookups, if you were a normal dude looking to plow, you would use grindr. Ergo its more common to find the emotionally desperate off CL, because you self selected for that.

Also, less gay guys in general = gay men tend to escalate romance more than straight people. The whole 'dating three months and already living together' sort of thing.

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>>739620013

So I take it no one else was in the changing room to see you fucking a 13 year old?

>>739618449
Post pics fag

self induced prostate orgasm

feelsgoodman

>>739620013

damn son...

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But do I count as a twink?

No one wants to do gay stuff with me :(

>>739620840
>those fucking EAR PIERCINGS
0/10 would vomit

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>>739620013

That kid was an FBI informant.

Enjoy getting raped in prison faggot.

>>739620840
yes, you are clearly a twink

on a side note stop ripping apart your ears

>>739621175
Are they your ears dude? My whole philosophy is do shit that bug people. Obviously it's working

>>739621117
Why would he come back 20 minutes later to get fucked in the ass?

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>>739620013

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>>739617884
You'll find someone dude, this guy is practically my bitch and I'm heavy set. There are twinks out there that love bigger guys, especially twinks with daddy issues

>>739620840
PEN IN ASS!!

>>739612700
Wut?

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>>739601857
this

>>739621274
>My whole philosophy is do shit that bug people.
That's a really cringy philosophy that I shared when I was younger. I mean, it feels good to bother people, but you gotta do it in a principled manner.

I've been selling my ass and mouth for a few years now, started when I was 16 (15 is legal here) and needed money. I usually take 50$ for a blow, 100$ for a suck and a fuck, 50$ extra for a facial and 500$ for unprotected sex. I always swallow. AMA

>>739621274
Sounds pretty childish to attempt to look a way that will annoy and put people off. That kind of attitude will just leave you with less friends and less romantic options.

Look at me look at me, im intentionally trying to be gross!

I thought "suck ur father was an insult like fuck your mom. So when i argued with someone id say; shut your mouth or ill go suck your father off

>>739601857
I just want to fuck a guy who will take it up the ass but wont scream yass queen or doesn't have an effeminate voice.

If I wanted a girly fuck buddy I would choose a woman.

>>739620840
Nudes?

>>739621401
Let me rephrase it . I'm a Fuckin punk . I'm in a band and we already got a tour scheduled for fall in NYC . I don't have much to worry about . My ears can be stretched out and my bills still get paid with no problem. I've always liked gauges and I'm not going any higher than this

>>739621425
I'm actually well liked lol

>>739612044
Yes.

>>739621478
Yeah I got you

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>>739621478

>>739621766
by equally immature 19-20 year olds? You will grow tired of yourself, they will grow tired of yourself, and attempts at having genuine, intimate, adult relationships will be stifled by "im so edgy broo"

In a couple years time you wont have this mentality. All im suggesting is that you pre-empt the gradual realization that your acting childish, by simply realizing it now and not wasting your own time.

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>>739621478
Anddddd done

>>739621965
I prefer to be single anyway. And sure man I'm childish I'm Fuckin youthful it's what I do

>>739621933
>>739622021
You're skinnyfat, but nothing some exercise won't fix. Just become a male cardio bunny and do squats to give your ass some more volume and you'll be fine. Dick looks good though

>>739619196
what is this?

>>739622021
>>739621933
Pretty hot

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>>739620013

>things that totally absolutely happened

>>739622251
Thanks , I've been thinking about it lately

post ITT

I arranged a meeting with a guy to suck me off (but chickened out) and beat off a few times on omegle while older guys talked about sucking me off

>>739622897
slightly less gay than this thread

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this

>>739623190
Which one is you? More?

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>>739620013

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>>739623358
>>739623190
I'm sucking
Another guy

>>739623484
Shit, you have a jacuzzi?

>>739623609
>>739623484
nah it was at one of those public places where you can get a room by the hour

>>739613296
Who is bottom

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>>739620013

Where the fuck do you find kids like that?

>>739623609
>>739623358
still interested?

>>739623910
imagination

>>739624060
Yeah you're pretty hot

>>739623484
facial hair is such a turn off for anyone whos bottoming or sucking dick.

Cum in a beard? ewwwww

>>739624277
hence the hot tub lol

>>739620465
>would suck

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>>739624203
>>739624277
>>739623484

>>739624335
Nice. I gave a handjob in a hot tub once when I realized dicks were pretty great. Since then, I've mostly kept my dick rubbing indoors but props to you!

>>739624474
Keep going slut, you take it up the ass?

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I wear thongs and panties daily and somtimes even a camisole. I shave almost everything below my belly button (not all that hairy to begin with).

I've also hooked up with randos from the internet multiple times.

I consider myself somewhere in the Trans spectrum even though I present as a male in public. In private I consider myself somewhere in between male and female(I've always felt trapped somewhere in the middle and have never felt strongly towards either gender).

I want nothing more than to find a cute nerdy femmy guy that I can spend the rest of my with.

>>739624589
>>739624474
>>739624597
let me convert it to webm

>>739624597
>>739624589
>>739623190
question though - did that face blur really do anything or nah? lol

>>739601904
Then it wasn't gay ;) and I can still remember it.

>>739624740
A little, it did enough I think

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Jerked on cam for hundreds of men and played into sissy role play. Also almost met with guys on Craigslist a couple times but flaked

>>739624808
*whew* good lol

I got really drunk one night, and I went on tinder. I sent an ass shot to some guy. Gave me his number, I went to his house, I sucked his dick on bed. Then he ate my ass out and came on my face.

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>>739620013

So I take it this happened somewhere by a lake in Germany?

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I was 16, he was like late 30's to 40's. Paid me 20 dollars to let him suck my dick. I've always been an autistic fuck about things like that though, so I only let him suck it with a condom on, which he didn't really like. The day after, I was terrified that I might have had aids or something, to the point where I actually prayed. I'm basically an atheist. But yeah it was fucking terrible, and that was my first sexual experience outside of beating off.

>>739624824
Your dick looks small

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>>739624808
>>739624597
>>739624589
>>739624474

>>739624981
You into older guys?

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>>739620013

This is legit the first time a pedo story gave me a boner.

Fuck you.

when i was 11 or 12 i had a sleepover with my best friend. some time in the night i woke up hard so i woke my best friend up by sticking a finger in his ass and then jerking him off from behind. once he came he turned around and watched me jerk off and spray all over my chest and stomach. we never talked about it after that and i haven't done anything with a male again.

>>739625058
I'm into anything with a big dick as long as it's cut, and black or white.

>>739624886
Oh yeah and that fucker was like rubbing my abs and shit and that was really fucking weird. He wanted to swallow it but I just busted my nut right in his face and it was like dripping from his nose